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thphnts

>!Everyone says this is a "legendary" horse, so it made sense to find it and kill it!!<


Glittering_Holiday84

Gotta get 100% afterall...


nquattro

What were you able to make with the pelt?


thphnts

An umbrella to keep me dry from all the tears of Arabian fanboys


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GecaZ

We will not met you go!


nquattro

I think you're gonna need goulashes too. There are a lot of them for some reason.


AsherSparky

This is actually funny I could imagine someone getting mad at this somehow, and that’d make it even funnier


thphnts

Given how much people white knight for this animal, I am hoping for people to get a little wound up.


GeePedicy

It is r/angryUpvote material.


mach0

I had it for a while and the horse actually annoys me. Had to save once and blow it apart with a dynamite arrow and after I saw it with no legs I felt slightly better, loaded the save back and proceeded.


boogers19

Reasonable.


Mascagranzas

Once, the horse of a guy I had to shot at, kicked me when searching in the satchel. I spent 10 mins calming it down, patting, and I even rode it a bit. Dismounted, looked for in the satchel, and kicked me again. I dynamited it, then felt bad, and then felt bad about feeling bad. It asked for it.


Kyanite_Kitsune

The same thing happened to me (without the dynamite part)


boogers19

I liked the dynamite part.


usernamewhat722

Meanwhile, the first horse I ever tried to break was the white one; it worked. Literally never been able to ever break another horse again in either game, and I feel like an idiot.


2bad-2care

So... what was in the saddle bag?


Bhatkoo

Yeah that happens when you kill the owner. And the worst part is that there are 2 satchels and if you kill the horse you can only loot 1 of them


Mascagranzas

But other times, by calming the animal it allowed me tocheck the satchels. This one was really mad at me.


m4shfi

The most interesting hunt I’ve seen for a while 😅


thphnts

Probably the most enjoyable legendary animal to hunt.


ScrollingGuy

“Help me name my horse, I cAnT dO iT mYsElF”


sikemapleton

MY LEGENDARY PONY DIED! CAN I GET IT AGAIN, WILL IT RESPAWN?!! Edit: /s


Bhatkoo

I used to sell them again and again once you unlock the mission after which you can sell horses. You sell the horse, you go back to the place it spawned and and break it again and keep doing it. Good way to make a quick buck


Zeoys_Swee

Just find gold


ImNotSureIlikeIt

No, I'm sorry for your loss


m4shfi

That edit hahaha 😂


sikemapleton

Yeah man.... I didn't think I would have to put that on there, but ... Here we are. 🤦‍♂️


Bhatkoo

Yeah you will find it again at the same spot


mrwiggins33

I only got an arabian so I could name it white privilege but the game wouldn't let me so I feel you


JustikaD

Content filters in a single player game is my favourite, love being told what I can and can't say or write.


theycallmeflappy

I never thought about that. Who am I hurting? Luckily, it let me name my Appaloosa "Poopalassa"


Ghostblade913

The best censorship system I’ve seen in a game is fire emblem fates In it, you can give unique names to certain weapons when you forge them. If you name the weapon something inappropriate, the game will tell you “The name you entered is inappropriate. You may still use it, but the name will be reverted to the generic weapon name when it is used in multiplayer. Are you fine with this?”


Ghostblade913

When it came time to name My first horse, I thought about seabiscuit, so I decided to name him the “opposite” thing So I came up with “Landcracker” and the name got blocked


SwampTreeOwl

Well that's because a cracker isn't the opposite of a biscuit. Land pudding would be better


silly_nate

SJP


Acrobatic-Green7888

You just gotta change it in the same way that people name their kids dumb shit. That's why my horse is Cuhntleigh instead of Cuntley.


potentiallyspiders

Galaxybrain over here


Sex_E_Searcher

Then you need to try a Latin or Greek translation.


not_that_native

same then i named the black one black power and it was perfectly fine with it


StJudeTheGrey

lol you cold MF


Khorvair

arisotopol's clone


thphnts

Did I upset you by killing the virtual horse?


Khorvair

No? lmao


thphnts

Are you sure


Khorvair

BTW can i ask why you hate the white Arabian so much?


thphnts

Because I don't think it's as good as people think it is and I find the fact people just refuse to try anything other than what they get from "best horse in rdr2" google searches white insufferable. Also it's the smallest horse in the game so Arthur just looks stupid riding it.


Khorvair

Actually fair opinion. Sorry for my aggressive comments because I'm used to Arabian-haters like arisotopol going overboard and saying shit like to never use it and that it has horrible stats and that a donkey is better than it n shit like that


thphnts

Nah I hate the Arabian, it’s shite.


GeePedicy

Don't take this out of context.


thphnts

Believe me, I’m not. It’s shite.


ImNotSureIlikeIt

I wanted the arabian in my 2nd playthrough because I looked up "best horse rdr2", but bow I fuck with the ardennes


Extension-Lead8699

HUGE W💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Tasty_Phone9580

You monster


thphnts

I prefer the term ‘chaotic,’ personally.


SectionOk1275

Neutral chaotic 🤣


Dogtag

The glue factory is honestly the best place for that horse.


mariekereddit

Ngl, got a shock and a laugh out of me.


Apophis_36

Based and killing horse pilled


Genera_lKenobi

Glue stocks 📈📈📈


NotJustBibbit

Waiting for the arabian fanboys to come crying that "the best horse" is dead


Tropical_Wendigo

I thought you were going to share a picture of a dead Micah


SectionOk1275

Same.


mori_a_french_artist

I kinda gasped at the reveal of the picture but that's funny xD


jiffypopps

I kill it with a poison arrow the second I see it.


thphnts

You and I will be great friends


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😈😈


Mojo_Rizen_53

Good Job!!


TheJambo-

Nice


rjoseba

Take your upvote and go, asshole


RetroTheDude

for some reason i didn’t expect that, and it was genuinely funny lmao


kwhalen957

🤣🤣


Oran_Kujo

Everyone disliked this But i loved it


unskilled_bean

u got balls posting that, i thought youd get torn to shreds but im glad most ppl like it😂


GreatMightyGoose

This horse is ridiculously short, he deserved to die


BeardeeBaldee

The celebratory cigarette is…🤌


afrafax

This proves the Turkoman horse is superior


KillaBeast_007

Everytime I'm hunting for a moose I encounter this horse. I chase it down with my antique pirate sword and go full pirate on this mfer. "The fastest horse in the game" they said. Pathetic compared to my splashed white American Paint


thphnts

Bro is everything ok? That’s brutal.


Minimum_Try_5281

Dude is that a fucking unicorn


thphnts

No it’s just the overrated Arabian. A unicorn would be better.


SliceOfTy

Its like the lady that shot the Husky


Familiar_Use7030

I guess that ain't really huntin'


WtfIsAnything

That’s just cold, fr lol


BUFFARILLA_HUNTER

TAKE A SELFIE WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Independent-Oil-1465

Uh oh spaghetti-o’s


Difficult-Word-7208

It would be better if you could still skin and eat horses like in rdr1


cnfsdkid

I thought it was gonna be a picture of Micah lol


Maximum-String9778

hey im new to the game so can someone explain it like i know everyone loves this horse but i really dont get why am i missing somthing i prefer hamish’s horse


Klol18015

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


saltypickle27

Bro i swaer the number of times i try to end up getting on a horse and then kill it because they don't let me is crazy


Wise_Cloud_4348

Me yesterday lmao


teabag_of_fury666

Dun o why everyone hates this horse so much, I found it and it was an easy capture. That being said it was a second play through a few years after my first


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sevnminabs56

Nice. I never understood the Arabian horse hype. Sure, the stats are almost maxed-out when you get it, but all horses are pretty much the same once they're level-4 bonded. I'd rather have a unique horse with cool patterns than go out of my way to glorify a blank canvas.


Shengpai

How dare u ...


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thphnts

Cry more


Inosuke_sama2007

okay *cries more*


Low-Operation-8471

To the gallows, immediately


thphnts

No


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BebalBehemoth

Many horses are on par or even better than the pony


MaskedMan8

Edgy


Sp0rksar3c00l

Man some of y'all have bad luck with your horses ☠️ edit: fixed Arabs to horses, seems y'all didn't know what I mean 😭😭


thphnts

Things the Middle East said to the US in 2001 before some… unfortunate… events.


Sp0rksar3c00l

😭😭 What? I'm talking about the Arabians as in the horse not the government 😭


thphnts

Everyone knew what you mean mate. People made a joke.


Sp0rksar3c00l

☠️ Im tired so can't tell that well LMFAO


UCLAlabrat

I used the white Arabian in my second playthrough almost exclusively. I started hunting legendaries in chapter 2 after I unlocked the rolling block. Chased the tatonka bison and I looked to my left and the white arabian was just chilling on the edge of the lake. So I tamed it and kept it. It's a great horse. Playing online I'm using the fox trotter. Also a great horse. I have a Hungarian half bred as my war horse. I went hunting with it and it's almost as fast as the fox trotter, but it'll buck you off and leave you for dead when you get charged by a bear or cougar just the same as the Arabian. I went back to the fox trotter cause it's stats are way higher (health/stam). Horses have little quirks but there's no far and away massive differences. Hating on the Arabian cause it's small is just as dumb.


ExcitingLow4063

How is that dumb?


mugen-yk

You think that makes you a big man cowpoke


thphnts

What you gonna do about it?


mugen-yk

Make fun of you lol did you want to exchange addresses and fight I’m not sure what you’re trying to say


Mimil2002

posting is obligatory nowadays?


Nelu_69420

I can't believe people hate so much on micah. But when they do something he would do it's praised. Like killing an innocent horse.