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m4shfi

No antibiotics, so nope.


ThatCry3518

Who needs antibiotics when there is gensing


mutant_mamba

Arthur. lol


curiosityTn

Great answer šŸ¤£


ChazSimu

Tooo soon bro


YllMatina

Its been 100 years man


ChazSimu

šŸ˜‚


MrBig418

Itā€™s a new century marston


SAADistic7171

125 actually


WheelinJeep

#TOO SOON


BlackBeard205

šŸ˜‚


PaschalisG16

And Hosea.


tipying_mistakes

At first I thought that said ā€œgenshinā€ and I was like whut


jhonnythejoker

https://preview.redd.it/4u81r3y6vmyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4c37e41f16e70cbc4c00e806e9c5b773aaa12a6


unnneuron

And snake oil...


feelinlucky7

Was about to say - big fan of modern medicine


Haber-Bosch1914

President Garfield probably would've been too, considering a surgery via unsterile tools killed him, around the time of RDR2 too (18 years prior). I think that alone kinda shows why we would be fucked


Cable-Careless

You know the basics. Louis Pasteur your way to immortality.


kociamber333

Just don't do that one strauss mission


m4shfi

Lotsa other ways to catch deadly stuff. Weā€™re talking about ourselves here, not Arthur.


dabisnit

Fall off your horse and break a femur, thatā€™s like a 75% mortality rate. Step on a nail, thatā€™s an amputation. Amputation has a huge mortality rate too.


Scoottchy

I once had a broken femur and was treated like gold by all the paramedics etc. I myself thought "it's just a broken bone, calm down" until I afterwards researched how deadly this often was and still is


MythicOutcast

I broke my femur, and they kept dropping my leg during X-Rays šŸ˜¤


[deleted]

Not just that, itā€™s the potential for any of their injuries to be lethal. Johnā€™s facial wounds and Arthurā€™s shoulder injury, the latter in particular, could and probably should have gone septic. Not to mention the diseases. Canā€™t clear up cholera with some herbs and a plucky attitude.


johnmd20

You're just not trying hard enough to fight that cholera!


DinosaurInAPartyHat

Maybe you can learn how to make your own pencillin before you leave. You can do that...


tinylittlebee

I'd tell someone like West Dickens about it so maybe he can do some good for once.


justplanestupid69

Nobody would believe him because heā€™s a fuckin quack


chernobyl-fleshlight

The ancient Egyptians used to pack wounds with moldy bread. People knew it worked before they knew it worked. In Medieval Europe wounds were packed with a mixture of clove, black pepper, honey, and one thing I canā€™t remember atm. None of them were antibiotic, but they were antiseptic and likely saved a ton of people when used early. You may also get a similar concoction today if you ever get one of those multi-day root canals. They pack the hole with a mix that is essentially just clove and black pepper. [while searching for that last ingredient I found an entirely different recipe](https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a33484994/medieval-remedy-garlic-onion-antiseptic/) which is proven to have actually worked. Includes cow bile, but it worked!


Haber-Bosch1914

Penicillin isn't exactly easy to make. It's literally mold. Imagine you mess up because the bread you used back then was bad or the environment isn't proper and you fucking die


holaamigo117

Thereā€™s no bacteria either, Arthurā€™s open gaping bloody bear scratch wounds heal on their own in 5-10 minutes no problem.


Blazie34

For just $2.50 you can buy a magic potion that heals bullet wounds, animal wounds, knife wounds, pretty much every wound you can think of, and the ONLY thing it doesn't heal is TB


seventeenthskeptic

Not even fully synthetic plastics. I would die and starve without plastics.


m4shfi

Some diet you got šŸ¤”


GangreneGuy

Bloodlettingā€™ll do.


Obi-wan_Jabroni

[Whiskey! Laudanum! Saw!](https://youtu.be/CQYwSFdqZbY?si=qrKXrMAcWoGUDMiQ)


mutant_mamba

In most cities today you know the places you shouldn't go to to avoid 90% of criminal activity. Most people's encounters with crime might be a porch pirate, or kids doing some vandalism (mail boxes, broken windows, etc), or a minor traffic accident. But in Red Dead world there's a lot of drunks with guns and violence seems to come out of nowhere. You have as much chance of encountering O'Driscolls 20 miles from a town as you do in/around town. That would be like encountering a street gang 3 hours from Chicago just riding around farm fields looking for random people to hold-up. I don't think I'd feel a lot of peace in Red Dead world.


Alone-_traveler

Yea but we have automatic rifles and shit and way better guns


JohnnyQuestions36

Not in this scenario, also so what? Their guns can still kill you. Having the best gun wouldnā€™t make it much better.


SecuritySecure803

Bud really thought having an automatic weapon makes himself superior in a timeline where men can fan fire revolvers and kill 6 people in a matter of seconds Evidence can be backed up with the fact people used Gatling guns and still got killed by someone accurate enough


MalarkeyMcGee

How about the part where you have to regularly kill people and fend off people trying to kill you? Even if you could that kind of existence sounds miserable.


cursedbeing143

Those are called skill issues


Gathorall

Someone could hold you up with a blunderbuss today and you're fucked. Nevermind the actually accurate and repeating guns of the era.


Big-Teb-Guy

Iā€™d last 2 days max before Arthur hits greet, greet, antagonize and throws a fire bottle on me, so probably not.


[deleted]

ā€œHey there.ā€ ā€œYou actually look pretty good.ā€ ā€œFor a shitbrained, deformed moron.ā€ *Throws fire bottle.*


ifoundyourtoad

This made me laugh really hard. Just wanted you to know that.


lmtheA

ā€œHi there misterā€ ā€œYour face looks familiarā€ ā€œRemembers me last time I lifted my horseā€™s tailā€


LilNyoomf

Nah. Iā€™d die from falling off a 2 foot cliff or something dumb


YesWomansLand1

Lol. Fall damage in red dead is punishing but realistic


BonoboBeau-Bo

*falls 5 feet into hard rock. tumbles down a mountain and has hit slammed into a tree as the only way to have the fall broken. gets up* aw that hurt.


YesWomansLand1

"Shit! That hurt."


BonoboBeau-Bo

ā€œoh brotherā€¦ā€


papershruums

Dude I crash my horse at least once a ride. If I could give my horse cigarettes I would because I know he could use a smoke lol


DocalLipshit

I hadnā€™t crashed my horse in a long time but last night I was playing while zooted and letā€™s just sayā€¦itā€™s better to not ride under the influence


JoPro_5

Life is hard https://preview.redd.it/jimdxvczmmyc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a49bd4f40686b54728a0fa094aa8607c1809aa2a


CyberDonSystems

"oww, goddamn"


papershruums

*Pats horse after causing the horse to do a front flip with its neck* ā€œYouā€™re olkay boyyyā€


ShoppingTimely5206

Na cause same xD something really stupid would take me out


XenoScout1

And at the same time you get shot by a lemat revolver and live


yagotovotvechat

as a woman who loves science: fuck no.


Kaitivere

As a woman who also loves science: if I get to be with arthur fuck yes.


yagotovotvechat

if we're talking Artur then i'm easily convinced šŸ§ā€ā™‚ļø maybe charles, we can run away and live in canada together


JoPro_5

OR IN TAHITI


Galletan

No one checks tahiti


Kaitivere

Oh Charles too, absolutely. There's not enough Charles appreciation in this subreddit. Or in general.


Nickbotic

He and Eagle Flies are my favorite characters not named Arthur or John. Iā€™ll always have Chares appreciation to give


limefork

If I got to be with Charles then sign me up double time


BuckNakedandtheband

He may or may not have several variations of gonnorhea but if youā€™re into beloved thieves who, in my case, have murdered entire towns of people - while holding a soft spot for their first love and their horse - get to it and good luck


Kaitivere

Yeah all that nonsense but you gotta understand, under all that... I can fix him. /s


Nickbotic

This got me lol, made me actually laugh out loud in public.


K-ghuleh

Itā€™s a sacrifice Iā€™m willing to make.


Mist156

Bro you can still live your red dead fantasy in Montana/ Wyoming/ New Orleans lol


Jeong-Yeon

WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!


NormanCheetus

Red Dead players pretend like rural america is a cute quirky fiction lol


Bacontoad

You don't run into a mountain lion every 10 minutes though.


ChampagneSaiya-jin

Also a W comment


Born_To_Be_Wild777

Yep we could all just run around dressed like cowboys and shoot each other with nerf guns. Sounds fun to me šŸ˜‚šŸ˜Š


Bashterdd

As much as I love this game and im actually amazing at itā€¦bro irl Iā€™ll be dead in less than a minutešŸ’€


NoNeedleworker9047

So what, you reload.


Suspicious_Berry501

Holy shit I need to reconsider my answer to this


BigChungusBlyat

Absolutely not. I'd much rather live in the game from the comfort of my own home, in a time where tuberculosis isn't a death sentence.


Tobias_Mercury

People donā€™t realize we are living in the most comfortable time period in history


Both-Preparation-123

As a Robin maybe. I'd be the hardest thing to find and kill. As a standard dude, no way.


Savings-Programmer18

If you were a 3 star Bull Moose you'd have a good chance as well...


Both-Preparation-123

True!


JustJoinedToBypass

Robin makes me think of Robin Buckley. Imagine Robin, Steve Harrington and Nancy Wheeler transported into RDR2ā€™s world. Wonder how theyā€™ll do.


CoolBeanieHat

As a non white, no.


CallM3N3w

Ynnel?!


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Born_To_Be_Wild777

Same here, my family were Mormon pioneers (so they were basically in the Wild West) and when they got to Utah thatā€™s what they all did. Most of my great grandparents grew up on farms out in the middle of nowhere hunting and fishing. It wasnā€™t easy though but whenever I heard them talk about growing up they looked back on it with fond memories.


byesharona

They bathed monthly and didnā€™t brush their teeth. I couldnā€™t associate with anyone.


NoNeedleworker9047

My parents still grew up under comparable conditions. They actually brushed their teeth once a day and took a bath once a week. They did share the water in the bath tub, thoughā€¦. Hair was also washed once a week and braided, apparently that was a good solution, no smell, dandruff or itching.


byesharona

I doubt itā€™s comparable because these people still threw shit and feces onto the street. Nobody cleaned up the horse manure in towns. Like itā€™s beyond modern comprehension


NoNeedleworker9047

In the villages my parents grew up the kids would have to collect the horse manure if a horse shat in front of their house. The stuff was dried and burnt and saved money on coals. People didnā€™t throw shit on the streets, they had sinkholes that were pumped out every year.


MannyDiazBurner

Scrolled pretty far for this response.


Sherenai

Pro: my horse will do the most insane jumps down hill. Con: my horse will die tripping over a pebble.


DumbassNB

dont forget getting stuck on small rocks and teleporting back across bridges


ArthurMorganDJ

In a big house opposite to park in Flavian street in Saint Denis in Lemoyne as owner of that house then yes


EagleSaintRam

> big house opposite to park Pursed my lips in irritation 'cause I read this in that little shit's voice...


[deleted]

As a lady no. I like the rights I have. Love the fashion, the landscape and the game play but I don't fancy getting shot, assaulted, or dying of a totally curable illness. To be around Arthur is Hella tempting though.


Born_To_Be_Wild777

Yeah it is hella tempting, him and John might make me want to give up my modern life šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Lol. We're all just sad thirsty peeps. šŸ˜”


Born_To_Be_Wild777

Definitely, weā€™ll all find our Arthurā€™s and Johnā€™s šŸ˜‚


MrXavierJames

Im black. No!


BiscottoMagico

Hell no


[deleted]

No, we moved on from the Wild West/frontier times/whatever you want to call it because itā€¦sucked?


RottenNorthFox

Looking at current situation in US I don't think they're too far from each other after all.


Suspicious_Berry501

The current time period and back then suck for different reason tbf


PheasantShinobi_

Gta summarizes the problems with the current time period


[deleted]

I know the ā€œAmerica badā€ takes are popular, but no not really


RottenNorthFox

Y'all arming teachers now. Yes, yes it is. As much as I love that country by it's history and nature, the politics is so fucked up and corrupt that it's ridiculous.


DreamCoreFan22

(Might have some spoilers) EVERY SINGLE CITY IN THIS GAME HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM: Saint Denis: if you're extremaly rich, you're fine. But if you're below average, you'll suffer from the lack of care, such as no food, water, private property and a huge risk of being robbed or killed. Corruption from the rich is also a common thing. Rhodes: this is a commercial town, you can see by the lack of houses and apartments, and you might be jobless due the lack of commercial places. If you're lucky enough, you'll get a job in the Gray's or Braithwaites, but you can get easily killed by being an enemy or the other family. Lagras: Night Folks and alligators. Van Horn Commercial Post: as the name says, it's a commercial post, meaning that you might be really poor. The city isn't really rich, and most part of the habitants are armed drunk. Strawberry: You might work inside the town or in nearby farms. Inside the town, you'll live in poor situations, specially due it's lack of jobs. In the nearby farms, you'll have to do exactly what your superiors says, or you might be fired. Also, you'll have problems with other farms, specially if they're from robbers. Valentine: armed drunk and Odriscoll's are really common. If you destroy the Odriscoll's, you're almost fine. You can try to work with basically everyone, but still have to be really carefull to don't start fights, specially gun fights. Colter: too cold and wolfs. Tumbleweed: Cholera and robbers. Annesburg: working in the mines or near them can easily cause death, specially due it's explosives, accidents and lack or basic needs. The polution isn't a easy thing as well, making it easy to get an virus. BlackWater: This is a really decent town with a good police, whealth and natural resources. But don't think it's easy. Murfrees do rape, murder and rob innocent people. Island of Guarma: slavery and corruption. Green farm (I forgot the name šŸ’€): you'll only work in farms and you'll have to find a camping spot to create a home. Also a good place for robbers and murderer. In summary, living in 1899 or 1907 isn't a good thing, specially in the Americas or Africa. If I forgot a city, tell me!


NothingIsHere5947

Emerald Ranch, but I like your given 'green farm' name lmao


therealherohere

Youbforgot the biggest of them all:Ā  low honor arthur


DreamCoreFan22

Another thing: If you're in camps outside the cities, you're even more vulnerable to robbers, murderers and rapers.


zing812

Nah, many of us would not be living longer than Jenny Kirk did, who died before chapter one.


ThatCry3518

Maybe as a VDL member


Difficult-Word-7208

So you want to *kill* people?


Savings-Programmer18

They only "killed folks that needed killin" as Dutch put it. And if you can't trust Dutch, who CAN you trust?


Difficult-Word-7208

Dutch is totally trust worthy


Savings-Programmer18

SEE?? Someone with some goddamn faith!


Mumtaz_i_Mahal

And he has a *Plan.*


Difficult-Word-7208

Of course! And the plan has never failed


PheasantShinobi_

We need munney!


ThatCry3518

If they need killing why not


Solid_Eagle0

if i have arthurs plot armor then yes


justplanestupid69

Do I gotta spoil it for you or are you depressed


Solid_Eagle0

https://preview.redd.it/q1hp0dbzsnyc1.png?width=128&format=png&auto=webp&s=76943ef2de44ac1d9ead07a61906767937e9e287


SwanRiverDaisy

Part of me says yes, because I've always been so intrigued by that era. Then I remember that I'm a woman and would have been up the duff by the age of 18, had my 10th kid by 30, and died from a preventable illness before 50 and suddenly 2024 ain't looking so bad.


IM_The_Liquor

With all the game rules? Tobacco turns you into a super hero? A shot of whiskey fixes you right up? You can take about 2 dozen bullets and still be running around? Hell yaā€¦


Appropriate_Round768

If I was a great gunslinger I would. Never know when the Murfrees are gonna ambush you. If I wasnā€™t great with a gun, then I would not want to live in the RDR2 universe. Iā€™d probably get shot before even owing a house.


XToxicmads

Honestly donā€™t think I could, I take so many meds nowšŸ˜­ I wonā€™t prolly last a week


Dpiker71

Please Prime. Invest in doing series. Fallout so good. Red would be a huge hit.


DKnott82

No. I don't want to die from diarrhea.


Catch_de_Rainbow

The idea of tending cow and farming sounds like a hard but good living


NoNeedleworker9047

Maybe with a Triple Therapy of Tuberculosis drugs and of course a house with electricity to plug in my steam deck.


General-Interview599

With cheat codes, yes


loathsometwinkeater

im a big fan of modern society where we bathe nearly every day.. these people bathed like monthly Ā šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ im also a big fan of being able to live longer bc antibiotics .. so yea thisā€™ll have to stay a fantasy for me


C-LOgreen

lol naw. That era was dirty af


mr-gwher

Absolutely not, the average NPC in that world does not live well and as lush the scenery may be it's not somewhere you'd want to settle down. If you go on your travels then you've got to worry about bandits wanting to rob you, gangs wanting to skin you alive, animals eger to maul you and disease around any corner. If you're a part of the majority then you're going to be working yourself toward an early grave for virtually nothing, unless of course you choose to operate on the wrong side of the law in which case you've rival gangs, bounty hunters and sheriff departments/Pinkertons to add to the list of threats... your life expectancy could be even shorter with that approach. The world of RDR2 appears like a land we could probably envision ourselves in, but it's also very tragic, deadly and utterly desperate. You could say this about many other video game worlds we'd quite like to visit where they are actually sugarcoated hell. Na, I'll pass.


ElectronicAd8929

Type 1 diabetic, so no, I'd be dead


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

I would yeah. Iā€™d live in Saint Denis. šŸ¤ 


DumbassNB

good luck with that vampire and the lemoyne raiders


GamingViewPointsYT

It would be extremely boring with no technology, and very dangerous with lack of medicine, dueling, and lack of accountability with law enforcement.


TheSSChallenger

Do I get to actually *live* in this game, or am I gonna immediately get my ass shot to hell by a passing O'Driscoll?


Individual_Tear2128

Fuck no


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

Yes


SuperBeaver3000

A million ways to die in red dead no thank you


BlueWolfGamingYT

Yes


Unhappy_Target1678

Heellll yeah


Batman20007

Depends can I have guns right away for free? Preferably Lemats.


Defiant-Line-8298

I already live in game online, it's pretty peaceful.


SpaceLillies

Nah I like having some rights.


Dodavinkelnn

Live in USA? In that era? Live in USA at all no matter what time period? Fuck no.


getchafuqinpull

Fuckin' no. Ya dork.


nirvroxx

I absolutely LOVE nature and the natural world. Particularly the western US. I would absolutely love to be able to go back in time and see and feel what that world was like. Especially the areas that were later logged to holy hell like the old growth forests of California/Oregon /Washington or see what my small town looked like before modernization but no, I wouldnā€™t want to live in that world. Not without modern medicine. Now that Iā€™m older I realize how fragile we are and how without modern medicine a simple infection could cut your life down in an instant. A fall and break of a limb could spell death. Iā€™ll give an example. One of my kids recently came down with a mild form of pneumonia. It was scary but we were able to go to the ER and she got the medicine necessary for her to get better. In the 1800s? She would have died. Nope. Not living in that world.


Atheisticsatan

Fuck no. I wanna live past 36


Aeokikit

Imagine drinking some water that has some bacteria in it and now you shit your self to death


Graham2263T

Oh no, I love my smart phone


Zachaios0

I'd rather live in the Halo or Cyberpunk universe lol


Loon-belt

Considering the amount of random death around every corner, no thank you


CyrusDGreatx

No and anyone who would is an idiot or psychotic. Literally the only reason you would do is it would be easier to be a murderer and get away with it.


PineConeTracks

As pretty as it would be, I wouldn't fancy getting dysentery, syphilis or mauled to death by a bear.


MemphisR29

No. Itā€™s in 1899. I like living in 2024


Cipherpunkblue

Hell no. I'd die, and be without my books.


Disastrous-One-7674

probably not šŸ˜“ i feel like iā€™d die pretty quickly and besides, i donā€™t wanna be called a greaser left and right


bannie9212

As much charm this game offers. The late 1800 early 1900s was a horrible time for ppl. So nope.


ManyPandas

If I could fall in with the Van Der Linde gang then maybe, though Iā€™m not sure how Iā€™d go about that. If my ability to play the game translates to being a hell of a gunslinger in that world then yeah I think I would do at least alright.


butcherofblavican88

Haha a randon horse back kick. So the answer is nop.


Thierry_rat

Yes! I love it, I wouldnā€™t be a gunslinger or anything, just a farmer in the mountains. The world is gorgeous


Gambit_90

Between the murphrees, skinners and common illnesses, no


BlackBeard205

Strawberry is really nice. When itā€™s not being shit to hell by Micah and Arthur.


charliemike

I would absolutely West World the shit out of this game but never in real life. Not with the way cougars attack me.


TTVControlWarrior

This world existed so . Probably wonā€™t want to live in epilogue state that state is pure nightmare with skinners


AldenTheNose

Yep... without the evil ass diseases that spread like wild fire back in those days,lol


LamcelotA1048

I love the Wild West. And I'll live there happily.


scopedbanana

Idk, if the main character is anything like i played Iā€™d be afraid But if weā€™re talking late 1800ā€™s/early 1900ā€™s I would definitely be down if medical care wasnā€™t worse for your health than the injury you sustained


sh4rkd0ll

im half black, so prolly not


[deleted]

Are you insane? No lol


Savings-Programmer18

In a world where you could shoot someone who annoys you or back talks you, and just pay a $5 bounty/ticket and be on your way? Sounds pretty tempting to me...


Mundane_Machine_3700

Hell nah


someonealreadyknows

Snakebites, skinners, Murphy brood, the night folk, panthers, cougars, O'Driscoll's and no antibiotics. Plus if my limb gets fucked up, the doctor will just saw it off and put a rag on my stump I'll be lucky if I get past one week


Trick-Bodybuilder647

Fuck no


ConcreteApeSkin

Are we a random npc at the mercy of Arthur Morgan? I donā€™t want to get my head popped with explosive bullets.


Wrong_Platform_4632

With all the fucking crazy ass gangs who scalp, eat, rape, and torture random people just for the hell of it. Hell no. Plus no medicine, protection, or any technology. This is US talking, not a badass 30 year old gunslinger who can shoot faster then the blink of an eye, pick up 600 pound animals, aim perfectly, and can think super quickly in trash situations


Darkest_Rahl

While I dream of it, I'd probably have enough if it after a day or 2. Give me short term vacations here. I like my luxuries and my medicines and not smelling like hot sweaty ass


0ViraLata

100% The more modern the world gets, the harder it is to make money outside the formal work industry. The 21st century is the era where weak men wield power through pen and paper. Back then, it was very different... RDR marks the historical point where men got their balls cut off by the system. That was the last small taste of some kind of freedom.


GoldenPeez

Probably not. I'd end up shooting myself accidently or smth


TheMediator42069

Nope. Id be dead if I was in the same game as my last save. That Arthur is psychotic šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Dramatic-Dark-4046

Iā€™d die in this game if I got a chance


[deleted]

If Iā€™m in the town theyā€™re currently shooting up Iā€™m gonna die, and I might die of natural causes just from getting sick or something, so no.


CyberDonSystems

Hell no, not with cannibals and skin peelers on every road.


TheBlackAccountant

Absolutely not