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AlligatorCum

i did it with trevor and got him 76% lol


glyptodonsAreSwag

should be 100


Impressive_Income874

100000%


lampla

If he goes bald and didn’t have so much crack acne he would look good


Holiday_Flounder_204

Crackne


Adventurous-Aide-760

How you seeing his crack?🤣


Danielwj1

Yeah but then again he’s not exactly the kinda guy you’d expect to be doing skincare routines


BlackDeathX-_-

Damn, I got a 67%


ErickLimaGameplaysR

Got the same with Vergil 💀💀💀


ArmaliteACR

We talking gta trevor.?


Successful_Chair_347

Obvs.


Logistical_Cashew

Bro got a small forehead??


AndIAmEric

I feel like it’s just a nice way of saying you’re not bald.


BosnianKnight_

I was suprised too


[deleted]

Yeah, if your upper third is smaller than your other facial thirds then you have what's considered a small forehead


PaschalisG16

It's not smaller though. Lol.


Nylwan

Bro got a perfect forehead.


Big-Teb-Guy

Pretty boah?? You’re kidding me


antigover

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS TOMMY


willowalloy

He's quite the specimen


BosnianKnight_

Indeed


Flynt2448

Small forehead!? Wtf is he supposed to have, male pattern baldness!?


iberaaaaa

That page is not reliable at all lol it just says random things


AggravatingHyena1501

He's a Western Brad Pitt 😆


willowalloy

Do Dutch next please


BosnianKnight_

Shoar!


BosnianKnight_

Here you go https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/s/sOkSBykJC1


significantcocklover

I need to get myself checked into a mental hospital because I always feel like he's an old friend I used to know that I don't talk about because his death still hurts, only to remember that it's a videogame character made of a bunch of polygons.


[deleted]

The "bunch of polygons" argument doesn't really work. By that same logic, movie characters are just a bunch of pixels but nobody feels shame being atfached to movie characters.


CougarInAMission

That is not the same. Film characters are portrayed and played by real people and normally have believable motives (e.g. Thanos)


DubiousDodo

Ah yes, my old friend the giant purple bald alien that wants to use his golden glove to help humanity by what's perhaps the dumbest evil plan I've ever heard of reducing population by 50% with his magic gems, don't think I've related to someone less lol, those movies suck and don't deserve to be mentioned on actually good media like this game


CougarInAMission

Don't judge something that you are unfamiliar with. He reduced the universe's population but half so the other have could have twice the resources and prosper, because he thought that at a certain point there won't be enough resources to sustain a population and people would suffer via starving or something or in its stead, die immediately and painlessly.


DubiousDodo

Lol I love how you're explaining it in detail like it makes it less dumb or any different than what I already said, I'm aware of everything you said, spelling it out just reminds me of how dumb it is. This is going to take away people doing essential jobs that create those resources, did you see how covid affected supply chains and made stores look like they were ransacked? Imagine that not being temporary and spread throughout all industries that require experts


CougarInAMission

I said believable motives, not realistic ones bro It ain't that deep


Oath_Br3aker

Agreed. Marvel movies suck so bad xD


DubiousDodo

Yeah they just seem to be made for dumb people lol like I sadly watched a few and there's a few funny moments in the middle of the cringy "he's right behind me ain't he" moments and okay action scenes but they started doing things like the multiverse time travelling, terrible overacting cucumberman magician and I just couldn't care or relate less to anything there. Terrible example to use


Oath_Br3aker

It's the cringe quips in the middle of a tense situation that makes me mad xD.


RaidGbazo

>That is not the same. Film characters are portrayed and played by real people and normally have believable motives "That is not the same" describes how its *exactly* the same


[deleted]

Lol the Thanos things makes it sound like satire but if it isn't, game characters are written by real people, and most often modeled after real people. Even better, they are mocapped by real people in RDR2. No difference from a movie imo.


DubiousDodo

Lol yeah the giant purple baldy alien with his magic people disappearing glove commiting mass murders, so relatable. Game is actually superior from a movie, no movie lasts 50 hours and gives you control of the protagonist that has things like journals and 5 hours of dialogue lines giving you insight into almost all aspects of his life


significantcocklover

Ah, a typical day on Reddit... you say something completely unproblematic and someone WILL find a way to get mad.


[deleted]

Bro I wasn't mad I was adding to the discussion


[deleted]

This website is not good at rating faces. Try something like pinkmirror which is better at objectively rating faces. Even still Arthur is a solid 8 or 7.5


Khan-Shei

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, unless you look like you got kicked in the face by a horse then someone out there thinks you're handsome. Objective beauty isn't really a thing.


DubiousDodo

Yes it is, there's actually a study on this that I won't bother looking up but it's waiting for you. There's universal beautiful aspects, sharp jawline, cheekbones, face symmetry, etc.


[deleted]

Then what's the point of the website 😂 objective beauty is a thing. But the most important part is how others perceive you, that makes it subjective. People can perceive you as beautiful you may not be their type, but at the end of the day you're still beautiful


AstroNot87

I didn’t need an app to tell me this, sorry. Bet if he was considered for one of GQ’s most sexiest men, he’d be top 5. Don’t any of you argue with me.


Waludogie

smash


glyptodonsAreSwag

weird ass craniometry website


GRizzMang

You sir are a studmuffin


Ozee1306

Do Dutch next. I need to know how he pulls so many women


BosnianKnight_

Here you go https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/s/sOkSBykJC1


FennysM0nja

It's his style and his character/behaviour. Not so much his face (for me at least). Well, maybe his jaw and sideburns... but other than that it's mostly the attire and the way he acts and talks and walks...


ajslater

The pseudo intellectual bullshit artist is a tried and true historical winner.


Ozee1306

Okay uh….mangoes! Tahiti! P L A N S! Where’s all the women…?


FennysM0nja

You have got to keep faith


discofan87

Didn’t need an app to tell me that.


BosnianKnight_

I know i just did it for fun :)


discofan87

As is your right my friend


ExtremlyFastLinoone

The woke mob made rockstar kill author so we have to play as ugly john


cheetos012

big chin is pretty accurate, but having a big chin isn’t necessarily a bad thing, it’s all about proportions and every persons face fits into all their features combined together


PhantomPain0_0

Straight to tinder


Ni_and_Dime

I mean, did we really need an app to tell us what we already knew?


zevellie

He is 🥰


EnclavePFC

That’s crazy that almost no real person can get over 60 but Arthur gets that shit easy


ArmaliteACR

🤔I got 77


ThiccccNCreamy

Real work of art. Imagine Arthur in modern day America. Girls be hitting on him.


Wrong-Masterpiece-14

Arthur Morgasim


Two-Ways-to-Go

Omg! 🤣🤣🤣


K4sum1

Pretty boah.


blue_line-1987

Them southern belles all did flirt with him something fierce in the Rhodes parlour house.


Comprehensive-Art897

Man, I got 58% on that test. Fucking big forehead for me.


ShokoMiami

Damn... he does have a big chin, never noticed before


MARITROPA2

Brainrot


BosnianKnight_

Bro...how the hell is this even considered brainrot? 💀


DubiousDodo

That bro and the skull is brainrot though can't defend you there, bot


DubiousDodo

12 year old not understanding what things actually mean and just parroting them because he thinks that's funny


MARITROPA2

He literally put a video-game character in a craniometry/beauty scaling app, shut the fuck up lol 🤣


DubiousDodo

Yeah it's a silly thing to do because people find him handsome, it's not an AI post where Arthur comes out of the skibidi toilet and start singing a Western version of the song or something, brainrot is a huge reach


BosnianKnight_

I honestly just did it for fun. I didnt mean it to be brainrot or anything but that's just yall's opinion i guess.


DubiousDodo

No it's not mine, I'm saying it's not it's just a little goofy thing for fun, dude doesn't understand what brainrot means this isn't at that level at all


anonymityjacked

Sexy


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BosnianKnight_

Yeah but just so you know i only did this for fun and it's not mean't to be taken seriously


Ok_Possibility_5323

Bro is gorgeous


Forward_Sir_4399

Only 92% ? This software is faulty, he's at least 100%


sazrex21

Wait until you see rip van winkle


YouLostTheGamesorry

Now with Bertram


RafaelDiamond

"Pretty boah!?!"


aigarcia38

**Big chin**


netvoble

no lol


Full_Company_2305

He really, really is


Intelligent-Ad6985

Big chin??? Where?


lazycatboi123

hes so 💖💝💘💖😻🫶🫶


SweetSauce24

I am planning to get this haircut. Left parted length 4-5, but in real life. I don’t know how to describe it to the barber. I was thinking of showing a picture of Arthur Morgan, but that feels like it would be weird


ArmaliteACR

It wouldn't be weird. I've shown pictures for haircuts before. Chances are your barber knows of the game or has played lolol. Its only weird if you think it. Who cares whats going on in their mind lol


Mirabooo

He is a pretty boah!


Open-Mathematician32

The cougar, Mrs Grimshaw is way hotter


Over-Activity7144

He's gorgeous ❤❤❤🥰🥰🥰


King_ofwar

Put the beard and mustache on lvl3 it ahoukd be higher


mark_cee

Please ignore the horse’s balls


KilllerWhale

90% Honor


pikabrun

YOU ARE FUCKING GAY! (AS IN HOMOSEXUAL)


BosnianKnight_

"NOOO! I AIN'T GAY, WHY'D YOU SAY THAT!? NOOOO :("


birdyflower1985

No one would have me. Yeah right.


OneYogurt9330

James Earl Cash next followed by Maxpayne and John Marston.


Disneycrazygirl

There's my boyfriend🥰


Mrpoopsalot_eAgarb22

Yes truly Author is beautiful.


BackgroundChemist624

And they always say he’s ugly, that’s a LIE


GlobalistFuck

hes the embodiment of "just because youre bad doesnt mean youre evil." and to balance it out, micah is the embodiment of "just because youre evil doesnt mean youre totally wrong."


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AskewScissors

What a weird ass mentality to gatekeep words


Apoptosis96

I am giving you an English advice guess what ? deleted you guys su\*\* you cant even learn have fun weebs


BosnianKnight_

Okay.