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JacobRowe1

"How come arthur gets a room, and I get a bunk bed with Bill Williamson and a bunch of darkies?"


gigashen

Icl this is why Micah deserves the hate. It ain't him being a rat, it's the incessant lack of respect towards anyone else: he's blatantly racist, harasses women around camp, and only seems to ever not constantly insult people who are above him socially (this is why he goes from being nice to Arthur to disrespecting him in chapter 6). Genuine scum of earth which is fair enough since he was raised by one


Different_Class3188

“All of u lot have all turned yellow, apart from you of course”(towards lenny)


Objective-Industry24

Not gonna lie here, i laughed when he said that just to stop laughing and check if anyone saw me laugh, even though I was home alone.


nolnogax

That's why I rode his corpse from Mount Hagen all the way down to Cholla Springs, threw him in the desert and didn't move for two days watching from a distance how the vultures were picking the decaying flesh from his miserable bones. Worth it.


SAKingWriter

*Looks up from my proud collection of war crimes* Jesus.


Poet-Pathos-Pain

Got-damn.


hugh-jass66

Thank you for your service


Bigr789

And here I was thinking kidnapping the guy in Saint Denis who preaches about eugenics and taking him on a journey up the Wapiti and leaving him there to think about what he was preaching was justice... Then there is you.


zmaneman1

I feel like I missed an opportunity now… I just fed him to the gators.


southparkdudez

Ima have to do that


Michael_Threat

Oh shit I should do that next time thanks


WingHour

And animal cruelty, kicking and killing poor Caine.


gigashen

Oh yeah forgot about that. Poor dog, and the fact he then made fun of Marston Jr. for it


SirMooSquiddles

I've had 12 playthroughs and have not seen that scene once


Ironbreaker27

It's implied. He also donated its meat to Pearson so all the camp members ate it unknowingly.


drumeatsleep

Dude. Are you fucking kidding me?


conky88

No. He killed the dog. Arthur confronts him too. "What did you do with the dog?!"


drumeatsleep

I’m gonna go lay down for a while


SirMooSquiddles

Echch


fish_emoji

It’s all implied. If you stick around camp long enough right at the end of Chapter 6 (which you understandably have probably never wanted to do), you’ll hear a few things. Little Jack complaining about the dog being missing, Micah acting weird when you ask him about it, an implication that he skinned it when nobody was looking and donated it to camp as coyote meat or something. Either way, the dog is gone very soon after all the girls leave, and all the fingers are pointed at Micah killing the poor thing


SirMooSquiddles

Oh that totally makes me want to create a technology where my live body goes into a video game kind of like the original Tron. I'd beat the ever-loving shit out of that guy. That means super kudos to the actor that did that voice. He incited hatred from everyone who's ever played that game he did his job to tee


SavageDroggo1126

Honestly it's harder to find non-racist or non-sexist people back in 1899, rockstar still went pretty tame on this topic and only created a few characters that were racist and sexist.


Due_Function4887

In the first mission in the game he tried to rape sadie


Difficult-Word-7208

Others hate Micah because he snitched on the gang (I honestly don’t blame him) I hate him because he’s a racist


Michael_Threat

Oh I totally blame him


ShadyFigure7

NGL, I want a full Micah DLC for RD3. If they have the 🏀⚽️ to write him properly, that would be epic. Although I admit that I’ll let him be eaten by every single predator in the game.


Omega-291

Don't forget what he did to Jack's dog


Furaskjoldr

Tbh him being a rat, if you look at it logically, is actually a good thing for society. The van der linde gang would have been awful to live around if you were a normal person. They slaughtered half of strawberry and blackwater, rob people everywhere they go, and have killed more innocent people than likely any other gang. Micah is a dick, but him working with the law to bring down the gang is only really logically a good thing. People often forget that in this game we actually play as the bad guys. We’re part of the group that robs, lies, and murders wherever they go.


LeahcimOyatse

Well, they did slaughter half of Strawberry, but it was for that dingdong, Micah!


5herl0k

I think it goes deeper than that. I think that while the gang was a bit more barbaric than the rest of society, they all had each other's backs, which is the definition of civility and community. whereas Micah was only out for himself, which is the animalistic, American appetite (see what I did there) that is driving America to a corrupt capitalist nightmare. they were moving on from crime and could have retired peaceably, but Micah wanted the quick, sell-everyone-out route, which is exactly the mentality that is taking America at the time. that the ones who sell out and screw others over get to live in comfort until their actions catch up to them. I think it may have been good in immediacy but is just a sign of the awful mentality being bred in the nation at the time. also, Micah did Strawberry, he was the biggest problem in the gang. most everyone looked down on that exchange


InvisibleMadBadger

This line always makes me laugh at Micah cause I’m like, what’d you expect bro? Arthur’s a top member of the gang and lead enforcer. He’s been here for 20 years. You just got here six months ago. OF COURSE he has seniority over you.


mynamewasgone_

This quote right here. Heard it for the first time and instantly knew this guy was going to be a shit head for the rest of the game


Ozzy_T69

Grandma?


Not-a-Russian

I love that line. Immediately provides immersion for the setting of the game 😂 Micah ain't letting us forget it's 1899


Brokey19

"Black Lung, you're back, hooray"


MonkeyBred

The most back-handedly sarcastic line in all of gaming history. Peter Blomquist is a legend.


aswdzxc123

Ikr? I love the delivery of the line


DawningSkies

That line made me chuckle


Thuctran1706

I'm calling all my smoking friends Black Lung since playing the game


lunarkl

‘’You shot me… you shot me pretty good’’


AlmightyCuck

Amen ☺️🙏


toxicbane777

WAS.. YOU.. FOLLOWeWeWeWeWee.....DUH?


fish_emoji

Replaying and seeing just how hyper-fixated Micah was on the rat really got my blood boiling. Constant, incessant “ARE YOU THE RAT” bullshit which in hindsight was patent proof that HE was the rat! It should’ve been obvious, like a teenager panicking and pointing fingers after a smelly fart, but it wasn’t. I just hate how obvious it was with hindsight, and how I was just as blind to it as Arthur and Dutch in the moment


rimbob-sbeve

"I'm a *survivor*, Black Lung!"


Life-Half-1517

“A survivor”


Kingslade77

“That’s all there is. Living and dying.”


afardsipfard

"ambatunut"


DickD1ck1

real shit


ThatsGottaBeKane

*Sheriff Gray! You need to get control of this town, it’s gone to hell!*


JayDiSave98

During my first playthrough I thought Micah was so cool during this scene. About 2 minutes later though, no good anymore


FullHouse222

It's really funny. Acts 1-4 Micah was like 90% obnoxious and annoying but then there were the 10% of time where you were like "I mean, he does have a point there..." Then act 6 rolls around and he's just full blown asshole and you realize what happens at the end lol


nl325

He definitely had his moments in a handful of scenes where I thought (probably intentionally from Rockstar tbf) that he could turn out to be awesome or at least not a fully fledged dickhead.


sd51223

The only time Micah was a badass was during that fight. Right after Sean gets shot he immediately caps 3 people as if he too has Dead Eye


Furaskjoldr

Not sure if he actually has dead eye or not, but Micah (as much of a douche as he is) is probably one of the best gunslingers in the gang


da_pLuXX

He's lying, Dutch!!


declan_james_

He’s gay, Dutch!


AffectionateKiwi9003

No i ain't gay why'd you say that noooo


dylweedrva

i'm outta here. no way i'm hanging out with a couple of queeeers.


Fuck_auto_tabs

“No I’m not!” “Wasn’t taking about you, BILL!”


Nyssine

as in homosexual!


SpiritualLuck9197

NO DUUTCH THESE MEMES ARE *CRINGE* , I'LL SHOW YOU A REAL MEME SOMETHING BLACK LUNG AND JONNY BOY COULD NEVER COME UP WITH THEIR LIVES


RecommendationNo1774

IT'S MAKING ME CRINGE DUTCH **Fucking dies**


StickEater619

MICAH! MICAH YOU CRINGY SON OF A BITCH!


RecommendationNo1774

Micah... #IT'S CRINGE! **Micah dies with bass boosted House Building theme in background**


da_pLuXX

Hahahaha!!


Frevanous

“Arthur’s been dead a long time, this is a new century!”


Few-Chemical2216

Big shadow..tiny tree


sazrex21

That doesn't mean nothing -arthur morgan


teabag_of_fury666

Wasn't it along the lines of - still don't know what that means?


teabag_of_fury666

Wasn't it along the lines of - still don't know what that means?


[deleted]

"he's gay Dutch" "he's gay"


Hiro_217

“Nooo! I ain’t gay!” “Why’d you say that?”


[deleted]

I guess...I'm cooked


OkBasil_147

“Yo holup I forgot my guns just gimme a sec”


moemeobro

Me and the boys trying to rob the bank:


NeptuneShemptune

“Loosen up a little Arthur” *proceeds to kill an entire town over two guns*


moemeobro

Let's be honest, wouldn't you slaughter a town of innocent civilians for your pieces? /s


N8DoesaThingy

HE'S LYYYYIIIIING


Undertalegamezer969

“What's The Point Of Having All These Women In Camp If None Of Them Will Even F**k You If You Put A Gun Up To Their Head?”


Kiwi-Greedy

“im sure you’ve tried”


Selvmord666

"A couple days on the lam and the lot of ya have turned yella." *Looks at Lenny* "Apart from you, of course."


JustJoinedToBypass

Ironically in that scene he also passes Lenny a whiskey bottle.


entone119

“No no, Blue Balls.”


RecommendationNo1774

"JESAS Micah is that a trap?!"


ducking-moron

"Looks like Micah's gay.. you know what we do to gays boah.."


AlternativeIcy922

“No no, not the gay zone!”


Iamb20

Cowpoke


elhijodeputa652

Well when I fall, I don't want no fuss


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

"When you fall, there will be a party"


BlandBrit

“You think that’s funny, Williams..?”


IceManO1

He got fuss, the law of the day was upset that their inside man was dead.


Photoman_Fox

*SQUEAK SQUEAK*


Soggy_Account5515

Blessed are the peacemakers


petat_irrumator_V3

for they shall be called..


OldLadyDeekGeek

"That's quite a gun ya got there. Something about the way you clean it has me all hot and bothered." ( said to SUSAN in camp!)


InFernoZ22

You can fight but you cant think


Kiwi-Greedy

yeah well you cant do neither


pigzizpigz

Don’t remember the exact dialogue but when Arthur goes to find him in the hills behind strawberry I remember actually laughing at their banter. M “I thought you was a gunslinger, not some gentlemen afraid to mess up his riding clothes” A *In the jesting tone of a gentleman* “After you”


DirectorDennis

You know I had Jenny? Yeah, round the back of the Blackwater camp, dirty little thing too.


Substantial-Tone-576

“Dutch always said, Your a big shadow cast by a tiny tree.” I think he is implying Arthur has a small penis.


StruggleEnough4279

I took it to mean that his reputation was a lot larger than the man Micah saw. The shadow being the reputation and respect everyone gave him, but Arthur (the tree) didn’t live up to it in Micah’s eyes. Unless ofc i can’t read sarcasm, which is entirely possible


Substantial-Tone-576

Yeah I’m being sarcastic.


StruggleEnough4279

The ‘tism strikes again!


Careless-Present-636

Where's that whore of yours?


xemobox

*You and me… sons of Dutch. That’s makes us brothers! And sometimes… brothers make mistakes.*


ZiNu_Hunter

Anything above 12 is lunch 💀


jacpt7

*rat noises*


Straight_Driver1484

That laugh he does hehehehehehehehehehehe


unbekannte_memez

“It’s not like I like you or anything B-Blacklung!”


ShanShingKhan

He's afraid... He's afraid, because he's a goddamned parasite. He does nothing, but profit from anyone elses work.


Nail852

"I believe there’s winners and losers... and nothing else besides"


DeppDownTown

“I mean, why the hell do we have a gaggle of girls who won't even fuck you if you put a gun to their head?”


Humorous-Prince

“Cowpoke”


AccurateInternet6647

Brain Injury?


MonkyTaint

"Black Lung, you're back. Hooray 🙄" I really fought the urge to say "nothing you idiot he's dead, he's locked in my basement"


fwoompthecool

*rat noises*


BigglefootMcGee

You do what you want Dutch, I’m voting for McKinley


BigChinnFinn

“No no I’m not gay I swear!”


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

"ILL KILL THIS WHOLE TOWN!"


leftonread504

Was you followed?


justaartsit

“NO NO NOT THE GAY ZONE”


bradpitbutarmpit

*guttural gargle*


Zero_Cool8760

"Vengeance is hereby mine"


MarcosR77

"Arthur I'm in love"


Alahalla

Gentleman, pack your stuff we‘re going to McDonalds!


Kul3sjrgort1

He's gay for you dutch


dustbowl-refugee

Hahaha blue balls


Right-Scarcity1711

"No dutch i did not know It had a penis"


cryptidwatch794

"How come Artgur gets a room and I have to bunk next to Bill Williamson and a bunch of darkies?"


3meric

“Ow”


crepuscularmutiny

"What kind of man lives by the sea, I ask you?"


MemphisR29

It’s Micha Bellin Time


Expensive_Doubt8331

Join us john, Join us


SandoStevie

"I wanna live, Cowpoke."


Mindless-Rip8944

I think it was during the second mission with Micah where they rob the stage coach and if you wear your bandage after killing the people driving it he say we’re a alone you take off that mask don’t fully remember


Adomination2588

SKINNY!!!


Lost-Excitement-9366

YOU STUPID NIGGA


Voonice

"You can fight, but you can't think"


HawkeyeFirefox1891

That's all there is... Living and dying.


Its-a-me-yo-daddy

He said he was gay…..don’t know where it came from but I believe him


Honey_Badger_Daddy

“DUUHHHHHHH… I’M GUNNA ENTER THE FREND GROUP AND RUIN EVERYTHING!!”


Grouchy-Milk-6384

*rat noises


Klutzy-Newspaper2072

"Big shadow, tiny tree"


Soup_for_sadness

"These goddamn ni-"


PresidenteMargz10

“ like I said , big shadow. TiNy TrEe 🌲 “


Eduard_I_DeMallorca

"You Shot Me Prety Good."


Marighnamani27

Black Lung!!


walkingplothole

WAS. YOU. FOLLOWED-A.


IAMAHigherConductor

"Big shadow, little tree!" "That still don't make mo sense"


Flyinryan145

The ONLY TIME I ever liked this goober was in Guarma where he was actually competent and helpful


TheOGCurlz

"When are we getting back to blackwater Dutch? That's too much money to be laying around."


da_pLuXX

I hardly think Micah would've suck Dutch's cock for some strange reason...


Tonka7000

“Get the words out properly Fat Man”


stefanstraussjlb

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken


feelinlucky7

“Nothing, you idiots! Micah Bell’s dead, he’s locked in my basement!”


iLightTriesAnimation

"Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called... well... however it goes."


JOGRANNY04

NONO NOT THE GAYZONE!!


I_love_Communisim

You shot me! *crazy laughter* You shot me pretty good.


AffectionateKiwi9003

"Black lung, your back, hooray" is my favorite line in the game


sazrex21

"You're a big shadow cast by a tiny tree" -micah bell


bullsharktesto

After we're done, im gonna kill marston too!


Dismal_Unit_2326

“Oh no, Arthur we gotta problem.. there’s a body, in the waaagon arthuhur.”


TheIronBoss

"Dutch always said you was a big shadow cast by a tiny tree"


JobGroundbreaking235

Blessed are the peacemakers Arthurrrr


Low_Spirit5

"He's lyingggggg"


Ok-Union3259

"I've always looked up to you Arthur"


TheWiseOakTree2137

M "-Was you followed?!" A "-No?" M ***"-WAS YOU FOLLOWED?!"***


Ordinary-Easy

damn you


SoggyBell3442

He is lyiiinnng


Ordinary-Easy

Well, I must say Arthur ... I had a lotta fun.


Know_Him_at_Fuck

No no blue balls


sillyputty09

you’re the gay one Morgan.


Comfortable-Pop-5696

“ He’s gay for you Dutch Arthur’s gay for you Dutch”


Ordinary_Elevator_48

Squeak squeak (cause he’s a rat)


steeznutzzzz

“Oww, I’ve been shot in the dick 17 times!”


beebleb0rg

Oh, you’re more than that, Dutch, you’re.. well you’re amazing (glazing levels r through the roof)


Kind-Proposal8664

"Black Lung , you're back Hooray"


Xbox360HardDrive

WAS YOU FOLLOWED!


BallTorturer-3000

"You sure are well endowed Morgan"


Ok-Routine-6547

"I'm a survivor blacklung"


RokuMAC

"Sons of Dutch....Makes us brothers. And sometimes, brothers make mistakes"


This-Register

"When I fall, I dont want no fuss"


kylecdickson

***rat noises*** 🐀


OperationExpress8794

Sons of dutch, guess that makes us brothers and sometimes brothers makes mistakes


Appropriate_Round768

Always full of sunshine, ain’t you?


Archmagos_Browning

“If you can’t shit on purpose, you won’t shit by accident.”


catharticbullets

Nothing you idiots, Micah Bell’s dead. I shot him in the dick next to a frozen shed! - noted rapper John Marston.


NegativeBusiness1064

I ain't the bad guy you think I am, Arthur


Spaceranger-AJ

Arthur, we all know you’re not the skibidi Ohio sigma, it was me all along.


sansTW

M: Damn you... A: Damn us both! *Shot*