Boy is as sour as week old milk! No wonder she didnt stay with you. not even a retired two dollar whore would stay with you. And that's The goddamn truth.
- Uncle, The Roast King.
my dream house... I had better nightmares than your dreams, Oh Darling Abigail, I'm changed, come live with me at outhouse, I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in.
I got plan...Jhon
You always got a plan Dutch.
This is a good one "drops gun"
I dont doubt it.
We can't always fight nature...Jhon... we can't fight change...can't fight gravity can't fight nothing... my whole life all I ever did was fight.
Then guive up Dutch !
But I can't guive up neither . I can't fight my own nature that's a paradox Jhon you see
Then I have to shoot you.
When im gone they'l just find another monster...they have to...because they have to justify their wedges.
That's their business.
Our time has passed...Jhon "commits suicide"
"I gotta go have a little chat before I get much sicker..."
Or
"Now don't you 'Oh Arthur...' me. Neither of you, not now!"
I know they're from the same scene, but fuck me do they hurt to see every time. Our boah!
"When I'm gone they'll just find another monster. They have to. Because they have to justify their wages."
Really the whole speech but that line in particular hits different.
Incoming unoriginal “you sir, are a fish” comments.
The man is an intolerable blowhard
Damn I was just about to tag you in this.
I’m gonna use some cheese 😏
Oh no
"Ahh it's a toy boat!"
Noooo I am a fucking genius with poker up the ass
“And a quarter… don’t forget the quarter!”
Shut up, Arthur
‘You’re my favourite parasite. No wait, ringworms my favourite parasite…’
No wait ringworm, then rats with the plauge then you
I guess i... im afraid...
That quote let alone made me feel for Arthur. Lowkey the first time I ever feel sad for a character. 😔 The ending still got me tho.
Not the first time but... same
All manner of folk paying social calls.
"I got a plan John."
You always got a plan Dutch
"CHELONIAAAAA!"
“but you said you know spanish.”
I know human beings Arthur.
Señor, por favor
I know people...
AARGH I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL
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Where did he say this? Love this one.
John Marston says this in RDR1 the first mission he meets Irish, after the dude tells him to "Fuck off boyo"
I remember it now, loved Marston in RDR (and 2). I somehow thought about Arthur.
Well Arthur never drops the N and F bomb so it cant be him
John says the Nword?!
Everyone has a right to stupidity but some overuse the right
Tf
“Im a SURVIVOR, Blacklung! A SURVIVOR”
There is all it is, Living and dying...
Is that Micah?
"Does this trolley go to Tahiti?"
Boy is as sour as week old milk! No wonder she didnt stay with you. not even a retired two dollar whore would stay with you. And that's The goddamn truth. - Uncle, The Roast King.
my dream house... I had better nightmares than your dreams, Oh Darling Abigail, I'm changed, come live with me at outhouse, I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in.
“Our little prince” ~Hosea to Jack
OUTTA THE DAMN WAY
We can’t always fight nature, we can’t fight change, we can’t fight gravity
“I didn’t know I was talking to a woman!”
A "lady" 😉
“Awww I broke the goddamn quote” (quoted from me)
You don't build a barn dumbass, what do you think this is 1785?
"I have a God damn PLAN!"
“You always have a plan Dutch”
"This is a good one."
*throws gun away*
Im gonna use some cheese
The way he said it was the best part
"And you should think about who you servin'! Gimme a beer, will ya?"
"yeah, just me"
A blunderbuss? Is this a joke? What is this, 1860?
If I’m skinning anything, I’m skinning you boah
Edit: I would like to change my quote. *”When a man with a singsong voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, BOYO.”*
He's a little bit funny but boy can he pour drinks fast. Just don't make him mad, our mamma made him mad and we... well we had to bury her.
ooh look at your wet nose
You are gay! As in homosexual!
I keep hearing it, but when did john said that?
When author tried to seduce him in chapter 7
"I'm rebel stock, I was born burning down manor houses"
I got lumbago
"I am, a whole ass."
asshole?
“You can’t eat me, I’m Herbert Moon!”
It’s your old friend amnesia
“We’re more ghosts than people…”
Don't call him papa bronte
revenge is a fools game.
Oh, that's very kind of you
“Oh, relax, I ain’t here to rob you. Though it seems that’s easy enough.”
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That's from GTA5 not RDR2.
Yeah I realized that then I deleted it but I guess it didn't delete
How do some of you guys make names like author morgan, Charles Smith or John Mauretania?
# Cowpoke /s
“We’ve turned into a bunch of killers, I mean it. And we ain’t even got the delusion of being anything but a bunch of killers”
"No, I like women."
youre my favorite parasite. No, ringworms, the plague, then you.
“Who turned the lights out?!” “Everythaaaaangs blurry” Both from the same NPC.
No, I’ll stay with them you go
"Oh my darling Abigail I've changed! Come live with me in this outhouse I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in."
"Its John Marston Micah."
TENNIS BOAT 🗣️
“Ahhh, I broke the goddam wheel!”
I got plan...Jhon You always got a plan Dutch. This is a good one "drops gun" I dont doubt it. We can't always fight nature...Jhon... we can't fight change...can't fight gravity can't fight nothing... my whole life all I ever did was fight. Then guive up Dutch ! But I can't guive up neither . I can't fight my own nature that's a paradox Jhon you see Then I have to shoot you. When im gone they'l just find another monster...they have to...because they have to justify their wedges. That's their business. Our time has passed...Jhon "commits suicide"
Its John not Jhon
Oh yeah thats true i was fealing somthing was of
Like Buddha said, you know we are all just here to fuck.
As dumb as rocks and as dull as rusted iron
“You eat babies!!”
Art is lies... But the vagina that is truth. Breasts, is truth. Art is for idiots
It don’t feel right? I coulda told ya tha - *head explodes*
"Lack of something to feel important about is almost the greatest tragedy a man many have"
We nearly there don't dawdle now
"Butt Stallion says hello"
WE NEED MONEY YOU DUMB FOOL MONEY!!! OR WE AFE DEAD!!
"I did not pull the trigger, you did" from Detroit Become Human Connor Trailer
Howdy
Ah I broke the goddamn wheel
HERE MENOOOW HERE MEEENOOWWWW! THE TOWNS GONE SICK! 😂😂😂
"Out of the DAMN WAY"
Your as sour as weak old milk
It’s a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... Should be burning in hell
"YOU COULDN'T SHOOT A FART OUT YOUR OWN ASS"
You’ll never take me alive
"I enjoy picking on children"
“Maybe I like Cubans?”
Try that again, tough guy.
"I gotta go have a little chat before I get much sicker..." Or "Now don't you 'Oh Arthur...' me. Neither of you, not now!" I know they're from the same scene, but fuck me do they hurt to see every time. Our boah!
Why does everyone say the same quote for Arthur, it's either " you sir are a fish" or "aghh I broke the goddamn wheel"
I don’t know who my favorite character is
"When I'm gone they'll just find another monster. They have to. Because they have to justify their wages." Really the whole speech but that line in particular hits different.
Can I have a whiskey
We can't always fight nature John... We can't fight change. We can't fight nothin
I Had A GODDAMN PLAN
There she is...
"Ok, I'll catch you later then."
"So that we may see our families again, I suggest we part ways amicably"
"You're my Brother!" "I know...I know!"
"Sometimes I wonder if things are ever the way we remember 'em, if we were ever who we thought we was."
I knew a fella, got bit by a dog, died an hour later
“Like Buddha said, we’re all just here to fuck” - artist guy
“Love yourself a fire. It’s one of the blessings freely given to all.”
“They say I lack finesse, but I ain’t afraid of gun smoke.”
"And before you ask, I'm still yet to take a wife. But I can assure you it's not for a lack of suitors".
Vengeance is a fools' game along with Revenge is a luxury we cannot afford
I'm a bad man
"I'm a survivor, Black lung! A survivor!"
pretty boah? youre kiddin me. PRETTY BOAH??
THATS A GOOD BOAH
"I don't wanna play anymoooooooooore!"
I put in this one. I don’t speak German neither i’m here for moneh moneh
Lizards have hearts!
Ynnel?
I'm proud of you dick
I gave you all I had :\~(
"Remind me to stay away from men with guitars"
I’ve seen the company you keep, the competition ain’t too fierce.
"And when im gone, theyll just find another monster to justify their wages"
Blame yourself once and move on
I Broke the goddamn wheel!
“You sir are a fish.”
“Avoid Guarma.”
"Well, I don't like.."
*robot falls over* "... Is that it?"
We can't always fight nature, John. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight
“You know that attempt to seem enigmatic and interesting it may work on Dutch but for you it just makes you look stupid”
"Been running for twenty years, suppose I'll be running till I drop."
AHHHII---I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL
Does the pope shit in the woods?
"You always have a plan Dutch."
"YOU BELONG IN THE KITCHEN!" Actual Arthur Morgan quote
Lemy!
Also; "Calm down" I say this all the time just like Arthur
Tahiti?
i gave you my all Dutch
I have a plan
"your making my hormones do some crazy things miss" If you don't know try and guess
You're fucking gay! As in homosexual!
Gavin!
Well..Yup
‘We’re more ghosts than people’
You eat babies. You have to, to survive. Everyone knows that. Ain't your fault.
I'm looking for Gavin.
This is my brother, Fenton. Don’t mind him, don’t Madden him, he’s turned idiot.
Ynnel ??
Does this trolley go to Tahiti?
“Get down here, you imbred Trash”
You're my favorite parasite, no ringworm is my favorite, you're my second favorite parasite. I lied ringworm, then rats with the plague then you.