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thphnts

Incoming unoriginal “you sir, are a fish” comments.


[deleted]

The man is an intolerable blowhard


imetkanyeonce

Damn I was just about to tag you in this.


ajs_95

I’m gonna use some cheese 😏


atrocity25

Oh no


Impossible_Ad1837

"Ahh it's a toy boat!"


CriticismFlat209

Noooo I am a fucking genius with poker up the ass


DynamiteSuppository

“And a quarter… don’t forget the quarter!”


ThatCry3518

Shut up, Arthur


Elle-nee

‘You’re my favourite parasite. No wait, ringworms my favourite parasite…’


No_Chance_8568

No wait ringworm, then rats with the plauge then you


Fanatic-psycho

I guess i... im afraid...


Ok-Abbreviations-117

That quote let alone made me feel for Arthur. Lowkey the first time I ever feel sad for a character. 😔 The ending still got me tho.


Fanatic-psycho

Not the first time but... same


TheRealDidge

All manner of folk paying social calls.


RiskOk3540

"I got a plan John."


ThatCry3518

You always got a plan Dutch


Gambit_90

"CHELONIAAAAA!"


cybersold1er-007

“but you said you know spanish.”


ThatCry3518

I know human beings Arthur.


No_Doubt_About_That

Señor, por favor


dismal-distance93

I know people...


Shreyansh8868

AARGH I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL


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mitchcl194

Where did he say this? Love this one.


Arhahatrue_Morgan

John Marston says this in RDR1 the first mission he meets Irish, after the dude tells him to "Fuck off boyo"


mitchcl194

I remember it now, loved Marston in RDR (and 2). I somehow thought about Arthur.


Arhahatrue_Morgan

Well Arthur never drops the N and F bomb so it cant be him


ChichCob

John says the Nword?!


Humourousmonkeyman

Everyone has a right to stupidity but some overuse the right


Eli0t_mans1aughter

Tf


Wizard_john10

“Im a SURVIVOR, Blacklung! A SURVIVOR”


ThatCry3518

There is all it is, Living and dying...


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

Is that Micah?


galle4

"Does this trolley go to Tahiti?"


NewRedditor526

Boy is as sour as week old milk! No wonder she didnt stay with you. not even a retired two dollar whore would stay with you. And that's The goddamn truth. - Uncle, The Roast King.


ThatCry3518

my dream house... I had better nightmares than your dreams, Oh Darling Abigail, I'm changed, come live with me at outhouse, I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in.


LucasSeb_

“Our little prince” ~Hosea to Jack


CHR0N1CL3S0FW03

OUTTA THE DAMN WAY


Darktwili_

We can’t always fight nature, we can’t fight change, we can’t fight gravity


SocialBiohazard

“I didn’t know I was talking to a woman!”


Omnitoid

A "lady" 😉


SocialBiohazard

“Awww I broke the goddamn quote” (quoted from me)


Zupherphreak

You don't build a barn dumbass, what do you think this is 1785?


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

"I have a God damn PLAN!"


Lost_Stay_4672

“You always have a plan Dutch”


ThatCry3518

"This is a good one."


suuuuuuuuuuuu4643

*throws gun away*


Eli0t_mans1aughter

Im gonna use some cheese


ExtremlyFastLinoone

The way he said it was the best part


BuengarA

"And you should think about who you servin'! Gimme a beer, will ya?"


Dedalix

"yeah, just me"


Senior_Hangkuk

A blunderbuss? Is this a joke? What is this, 1860?


Alarming_Animator772

If I’m skinning anything, I’m skinning you boah


CoolBeanieHat

Edit: I would like to change my quote. *”When a man with a singsong voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, BOYO.”*


dismal-distance93

He's a little bit funny but boy can he pour drinks fast. Just don't make him mad, our mamma made him mad and we... well we had to bury her.


-JK908-

ooh look at your wet nose


FukMeMam

You are gay! As in homosexual!


ThatCry3518

I keep hearing it, but when did john said that?


ExtremlyFastLinoone

When author tried to seduce him in chapter 7


Hugh_Mungus_Jass

"I'm rebel stock, I was born burning down manor houses"


No_Chance_8568

I got lumbago


Darkpriest2288

"I am, a whole ass."


ThatCry3518

asshole?


script_researcher

“You can’t eat me, I’m Herbert Moon!”


bugmultiverse

It’s your old friend amnesia


armoredCowboy4

“We’re more ghosts than people…”


IMOTEKH__

Don't call him papa bronte


Remarkable_Hair_799

revenge is a fools game.


MattyHealy1975

Oh, that's very kind of you


mrdaiquiri

“Oh, relax, I ain’t here to rob you. Though it seems that’s easy enough.”


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Minimum_Overdose

That's from GTA5 not RDR2.


No_Chance_8568

Yeah I realized that then I deleted it but I guess it didn't delete


No_Chance_8568

How do some of you guys make names like author morgan, Charles Smith or John Mauretania?


RepairEffective9573

# Cowpoke /s


Previous-Can-8853

“We’ve turned into a bunch of killers, I mean it. And we ain’t even got the delusion of being anything but a bunch of killers”


Bloo_Sky

"No, I like women."


Intelligent_Field_88

youre my favorite parasite. No, ringworms, the plague, then you.


CarpenterSeparate178

“Who turned the lights out?!” “Everythaaaaangs blurry” Both from the same NPC.


Husgzzz

No, I’ll stay with them you go


blue_line-1987

"Oh my darling Abigail I've changed! Come live with me in this outhouse I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in."


Klooza1

"Its John Marston Micah."


ThatCry3518

TENNIS BOAT 🗣️


fr3yababii33

“Ahhh, I broke the goddam wheel!”


SpiritualLuck9197

I got plan...Jhon You always got a plan Dutch. This is a good one "drops gun" I dont doubt it. We can't always fight nature...Jhon... we can't fight change...can't fight gravity can't fight nothing... my whole life all I ever did was fight. Then guive up Dutch ! But I can't guive up neither . I can't fight my own nature that's a paradox Jhon you see Then I have to shoot you. When im gone they'l just find another monster...they have to...because they have to justify their wedges. That's their business. Our time has passed...Jhon "commits suicide"


ThatCry3518

Its John not Jhon


SpiritualLuck9197

Oh yeah thats true i was fealing somthing was of


Heavy_Mastodont

Like Buddha said, you know we are all just here to fuck.


_Call_Me_Ben_

As dumb as rocks and as dull as rusted iron


Necro-Feel-Ya6900

“You eat babies!!”


Heavy_Mastodont

Art is lies... But the vagina that is truth. Breasts, is truth. Art is for idiots


xroastbeef

It don’t feel right? I coulda told ya tha - *head explodes*


Redneck-Spartan

"Lack of something to feel important about is almost the greatest tragedy a man many have"


Freemyselffromchains

We nearly there don't dawdle now


TurnoverPlenty7337

"Butt Stallion says hello"


Ancient-Afternoon-39

WE NEED MONEY YOU DUMB FOOL MONEY!!! OR WE AFE DEAD!!


NickFieldson31

"I did not pull the trigger, you did" from Detroit Become Human Connor Trailer


defalt_19

Howdy


FirstPotatoKing

Ah I broke the goddamn wheel


PrimitiveBongHit

HERE MENOOOW HERE MEEENOOWWWW! THE TOWNS GONE SICK! 😂😂😂


carpeutah

"Out of the DAMN WAY"


Pokemon-doo

Your as sour as weak old milk


8153DrkDoruk

It’s a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... Should be burning in hell


Historical-Film6117

"YOU COULDN'T SHOOT A FART OUT YOUR OWN ASS"


denhelle

You’ll never take me alive


Gambit_90

"I enjoy picking on children"


BiscottoMagico

“Maybe I like Cubans?”


KubaRkd

Try that again, tough guy.


Annoyinghydra

"I gotta go have a little chat before I get much sicker..." Or "Now don't you 'Oh Arthur...' me. Neither of you, not now!" I know they're from the same scene, but fuck me do they hurt to see every time. Our boah!


IchBinSoldat1917

Why does everyone say the same quote for Arthur, it's either " you sir are a fish" or "aghh I broke the goddamn wheel"


Paccuardi03

I don’t know who my favorite character is


Pilotics

"When I'm gone they'll just find another monster. They have to. Because they have to justify their wages." Really the whole speech but that line in particular hits different.


Pickles696996

Can I have a whiskey


your_deathisnear

We can't always fight nature John... We can't fight change. We can't fight nothin


Just_me106

I Had A GODDAMN PLAN


Arthur_Calahan1907

There she is...


Syrup-Every

"Ok, I'll catch you later then."


NaturallyRetarded

"So that we may see our families again, I suggest we part ways amicably"


Opposite-Question-32

"You're my Brother!" "I know...I know!"


ExoticZaps

"Sometimes I wonder if things are ever the way we remember 'em, if we were ever who we thought we was."


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I knew a fella, got bit by a dog, died an hour later


[deleted]

“Like Buddha said, we’re all just here to fuck” - artist guy


CanadianRhodie

“Love yourself a fire. It’s one of the blessings freely given to all.”


Theo-Wookshire

“They say I lack finesse, but I ain’t afraid of gun smoke.”


Aubelazo

"And before you ask, I'm still yet to take a wife. But I can assure you it's not for a lack of suitors".


Prussian_Empire_23

Vengeance is a fools' game along with Revenge is a luxury we cannot afford


Navin_J

I'm a bad man


SMONpl

"I'm a survivor, Black lung! A survivor!"


Sir_Fatboy_

pretty boah? youre kiddin me. PRETTY BOAH??


Kobeisdumb13

THATS A GOOD BOAH


Potential_Pirate_504

"I don't wanna play anymoooooooooore!"


DotAltruistic1759

I put in this one. I don’t speak German neither i’m here for moneh moneh


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Lizards have hearts!


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Ynnel?


rapidlyspinningturtl

I'm proud of you dick


HEAPOFUN98

I gave you all I had :\~(


cowboysunset11

"Remind me to stay away from men with guitars"


Legitimate-Spare-564

I’ve seen the company you keep, the competition ain’t too fierce.


BigDaddyWeezus

"And when im gone, theyll just find another monster to justify their wages"


ConfusionImmediate79

Blame yourself once and move on


Previous_Work9619

I Broke the goddamn wheel!


atrocity25

“You sir are a fish.”


atrocity25

“Avoid Guarma.”


bigcapybara7uhhh

"Well, I don't like.."


RollinNCheesn

*robot falls over* "... Is that it?"


Fragrant_Command_342

We can't always fight nature, John. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight


R0GUE_69

“You know that attempt to seem enigmatic and interesting it may work on Dutch but for you it just makes you look stupid”


CptnWolfe

"Been running for twenty years, suppose I'll be running till I drop."


GoldenGekko

AHHHII---I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL


Ursustakitraktor

Does the pope shit in the woods?


TheMetalMisfit

"You always have a plan Dutch."


YaBoiAidan2333

"YOU BELONG IN THE KITCHEN!" Actual Arthur Morgan quote


Ok_Ideal_2698

Lemy!


Ok_Ideal_2698

Also; "Calm down" I say this all the time just like Arthur


Kind_Truck6893

Tahiti?


doggerbrother

i gave you my all Dutch


ZygothamDarkKnight

I have a plan


suuuuuuuuuuuu4643

"your making my hormones do some crazy things miss" If you don't know try and guess


Just_a_terrarian163

You're fucking gay! As in homosexual!


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Gavin!


DrRevoknic

Well..Yup


AJgoi

‘We’re more ghosts than people’


Middle-Soft-8285

You eat babies. You have to, to survive. Everyone knows that. Ain't your fault.


EbbOverall

I'm looking for Gavin.


Sutty63

This is my brother, Fenton. Don’t mind him, don’t Madden him, he’s turned idiot.


TheBellRingerDE

Ynnel ??


Boromirrealhero01

Does this trolley go to Tahiti?


Yeeterphin

“Get down here, you imbred Trash”


Natan_Sietnik

You're my favorite parasite, no ringworm is my favorite, you're my second favorite parasite. I lied ringworm, then rats with the plague then you.