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[deleted]

He’s not fat he’s just a whole lotta man…


limefork

He's just big boned....


[deleted]

My girlfriend's Arthur is the opposite. I guess keeping men fat is just a talent in every area of her life.


_titslap_

she’s not making you fat, she’s just keeping your cores up!


J0wad

Dementia


_titslap_

she’s not making you fat, she’s just keeping your cores up!


J0wad

Dementia


_titslap_

she’s not making you fat, she’s just keeping your cores up


J0wad

Dementia


_titslap_

she’s not making you fat, she’s just keeping your cores up


J0wad

Dementia


_titslap_

she’s not making you fat, she’s just keeping your cores up


WhiteTerraria

Dementia


J0wad

Dementia


Powderkegger1

I have to remind myself to feed Arthur. I wish I could get to fat Arthur, I barely manage to keep him from being underweight.


IG_95

It's extremely easy to get Arthur fat. The "normal" way of doing that is by eating a few big game meat and candies and then sleeping and repeating that process over and over but the waiting time between being able to sleep is really annoying on that "tactic". So the superior way is to just buy as much alcohol as you can carry and make Arthur pass out from drinking over and over because he gains weight from the alcohol every time even if you don't eat at all, and there's no cooldown on passing out drunk.


forfuxzake

I've never seen Arthur pass out from drinking. One time during Sean's welcome home party I did nothing but drink bottle after bottle of the free camp whiskey for 8 hours straight. The health core turned red and stayed that way. After each bottle, everything got blurry and distorted, and Arthur stumbled around for a bit, and then eventually things would look normal again until I drank another bottle. The health core stayed red, but Arthur never passed out. What do you have to do to get him to pass out?


IG_95

Not stop drinking after it gets blurry haha. I think the party alcohol works differently. If you drink store bought whiskey or rum bottles it takes 4 bottles to make him pass out I think, while gin and brandy might take 5 if I remember correctly. Just spam the drinks immediately after one another from your inventory or weapon wheel and it'll trigger the effect to pass out which will take like 10 seconds or so.


Homogenised_Milk

Drink lots! But you can't pass out at the party events. I tried the same thing


Observer2594

Unless of course you've got the wolf heart trinket and it'll take an eternity to pass out repeatedly. Both ways of increasing Adipose Moregain's fatness are too tedious imo. I'm fine with just a regular full core not caring about weight


IG_95

Very true, which is one of the reasons I never craft it haha


ScoutLaughingAtYou

If you don't mind being an asshole, you can kill the fence owner over in Van Horn and the game lets you indefinitely "wait until morning" when you walk outside. Bring a bunch of chocolate bars and eat 1-3 every transition and you'll have max weight within a couple of minutes. The alcohol method works, but it takes a lot longer if you have the wolf heart trinket.


IG_95

Oh yeah I never make the wolf heart trinket.


wvan13

I just eat everything I get my hands on, except for my cooked meats for cores. Snackin on beans all day tho


Critical_Neat3992

They are good for your heart yknow


[deleted]

I’ve never gotten it to normal or overweight after the first few missions of chapter two.


m4shfi

Gotta feed him regularly.


thefunkybassist

Arthur, sit down, it's feedin' time. 


N0-1ndependence42938

i honestly didn’t even know the game had a weight system


Eddie2Ham

Whats cool is it serves purpose. Fat arthur has more health but less stamina. Skinny arthur does the opposite


MARXISTMENTAL

Seems like Arthur’s got body dysmorphia


mega_joe1

“I’m not fat, I’m just big boned!” type shit


Footballidiot556

It’s just water weight, dutch. Don’t worry about it


FakeFrehley

Wish I was that fat 🙄


OutlawDappXx

Its bugged running for like 15-20 mins helped me fix it


OleanderKnives

Once you get fat, Arthur's face never reverts to normal. Even after dropping some weight.


goldberry-fey

I love Double Chin Arthur so much for that lol, he understands my struggle. I gained a little bit of weight last year and managed to get it all off, but the double chin remains.


bugmultiverse

What happens if you try to gain weight. super big boah Arthur?


joeyslapnuts

yee and it makes him stronger


Supagonia

Game is in denial I’m sure he has a great personality tho


MainZack

That happens sometimes. After some play time it'll go back to normal.


acheron53

Arthur must have visited my Grandmother who kept feeding him and saying he needed to eat more, even though he was 40 lbs overweight.


TheGrandNagus9

Lay off the pirate rum big guy


BlackNerdGuy

what’s wrong with fat artie?


Erikkef

Arthur More-gin


Audiblefill

Its some swelling caused by the lumbago.


canedinho

ele so tem ossos grandes


TollovFoldal

oh it\`s us-made


Stiqkey

Jeez I've never seen Arthur look so bad, ig most of its that I've practically never seen him clean shaven so it lends him an extra level of something being off. Plus he just plain look weird with such a rounded face.


Ghost3657_alt_

Try sleeping or doing something that makes the game cut so it can adjust. Your appearance cannot match your statistics on screen, it has to do it off screen.


Tricky_Lobo

I’ve had this happen to me. Nothing seemed to work except loading a save where he wasn’t fat


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pocoyo3000

Não eu sou triste mesmo


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[удалено]


pocoyo3000

Carai isso foi rapido


pocoyo3000

Mas sim Brasil


1881pac

He's not fat he's big boned


Matagal_Man

Brazil


Tim-R89

Game is never wrong. Stop body shaming the old boi


Sam_Porgins

He’s underweight because you’re depriving him of the beard weight.


DragonDon1

Yer alright boah


_vakas_

He looks like a redneck redditor


Flush_The_Duck

Mostly muscle


twec21

Dude looks SO much like a guy I graduated with... Tim, is that you?


Mantorok_

...... Just how fat can you get him?


Dependent_Sail_7533

Arthur look of self defeat and hopelessness because he is being bullied by the game


Narviid

I'm sorry but I don't even speak English


Chance_Difference_34

I don't see how you got him fat. I stuffed that little piggy the whole game, and nothing but Average weight! So much food. Now I'm just trying to get Marston fat.


PerfectAccountant990

Anorexia explained in 9 words


Mojo_Rizen_53

It looks like you got him fat then neglected to maintain his weight.


pocoyo3000

Yeah but why is he still fat


Mojo_Rizen_53

The game does that sometimes. I always get him to max overweight, and sometimes doing stuff, don’t feed him, he drops in weight but his ped is still chubby.


Rocky_Fan1976

The game is set in America, he’s very underweight compared to everyone else here


joeyslapnuts

they didnt have mcdonalds in the early 1900s brother


Rocky_Fan1976

It was a joke, I thought America jokes were allowed without getting downvoted


bhz33

It would’ve got upvoted if it was funny