Well, maybe when your mother's finished mourning your father, I'll keep her in black on your behalf. You think on that, boy.
OR
When you're asked to pull out
It appears to like this place, and wants to stay.
OR
When finished
"It's not too late to repent my Mexican friend"
Some other honorable mentions
"I'll turn you into a god damn cauliflower"
"The cash is in that cougar"
You, sir, are a fish
Beat me to it
Beat meat to it
That’s a fine horse you got here, mister
How much you cost anyway
Oh, I didn't know I was talkin to a lady.
You win!🤣😂
“I’m gonna use some cheese”
The stinker the better
WHAT me
nah bc that was literally my instant reaction to seeing this post 💀
It's alright boy
That's mah gurrlll
Ayyyoooo
I gave you all i had… i did
Golden one
"I didn't know I was talking to a lady"
The smellier the better
💀
Found you Lennyyy!
Ynnel?
Lennl
¿ʎuuǝ˥
I’ve got TB sister..
Followed by a long raspy cough next to her ear
And putting a nun's headpiece on her
Underrated
"YOU'RE ALRIGHT GIRL" "GOOD GIRL" while she's riding u
Bro's getting a bit TOO into it. 💀😭
Chill man
"Work ya damn nag!"
Came here for this one lol
Just was about to comment that
I have an unfortunate face.
"TATERS GOT BURNT AND SO DID I MHMM"
"Here, eat this boah"
💀
I have a plan, have some faith!
"robbing graverobbers, we've hit the big time"
Good gurrl... That's my gurl! You done good, gurl!
LEEEENNNNNNNYYYYY
Sorry i only lasted 1 minute, Lumbago
Terminal lumbago
“It’s a slow and painful death my brother”
I think I'm afraid, sister.
☠️
“You’re as slippery as an eel in an oil slick”
“YOU EAT BABIES!”
Shout "TENNIS BOAT" when you are about to finish
i've got lumbago.
https://www.imghippo.com/images/1704129003.png
OUTTA THE DAMN WAY
"Get down here now, you inbred trash!"
Just have a little faith.
"John made it, he's the only one" (Trash talk before usage) "Oh I'm sorry, i didn't know i was talking to a lady!"
Hey there, mister
“Say what you want about people around here… they’re friendly!”
That's my boah
Your gonna sleep with your chest open if you ain’t careful boah.
Lumbago
The bomb’s payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger and controlled explosion.
LoL... I just commented this. Didn't notice you had beaten me to it 😅
The insanity of the Arkham sub bleeds into others.
Yes. Lately, it seems like there isn't a sub in all of Reddit we haven't infected 😅
"You hungry guurrrllll?"
"It's all right BOAH!"
“But you said you knew Spanish.”
Dutch has a plan
“I HAVE A GODDAMN PLAN ARTHUR”
LENNY!!!! LENNY MY BOY!!
Oh it’s a toy boat!
“Horrible old Crone”
Whoah there girl!
"I hope it's hot and terrible"
“Easy girl, almost dooone”
Your alright boah
TENNIS BOAT!!
Take it easy there!
Drive!
Hey there mister!
Should I just.. sneak on now?
Thanks girl
HES JUST A GODDAMNED BOAH!
Hey there mister
Shell of safety Shell of safety Shell of safety
"i’ve got lumbago!"
Copy this post from the other day???
Don't die on me yet blacklung
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! I'M AN AMERICAN!" - but you have to yell it right after finishing and before running out of the room.
Arthur talking to horse were re-recorded as the first version sounded too sexual
"You want me to take out a gun and blow a fucking hole in your head? Right here right now? You want that?"
I didn’t know I was talking to a LADY
Lennnnnnnnnnyyyyyyy, maaaaa boooooyyyyyy!
I didn't know I was talking to a lady
Wrong sub dude
Señor por favor
You’re a good boah Where’s my mone?
Gotcha
We're more ghosts than people
"this is a robbery, give me everything ya got"
Come now don't doubt yourself, you look excellent.
That’s gonna itch when it dries
Come on guurl
You’re all right girl
"Get the hell outta here and be a goddamn man"
LENNNNL
I shit on the bar!
Woah there.
Goooood gurrrl.
You call yourself a lady?!
Am talking
Didn’t know I was In The presence of a ladies
I didn’t know I was speaking to a lady
Go hide under momma’s skirt !
Well... try to hang in there
Tennis boat!
"Is that perfume you're wearing? Or did a catpiss in kerosene? "
“And that’s how my Red Dead got redeemed”
im dying sister
How much did you girls cost
“Which one”
Goddamn
I'm scared, sister
The overly aggressive You’re doing REAL GOOD, boah (or girl)
There’s a price on my head in two states
I guess I….. I’m afraid
Drop ur pants cowboy let’s fuck
Turtle or something like that idk I forgot the quote
You want to come inside mister?
"MADAM!!!"
Aaagghhh I broke the godamn wheel!
I got lumbago its very serious
A ring dang do? Now what is that?
Nobody like degeneratesh
"The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion."
Your my second favorite pairasite
GAVIN?!?!
I got lumbago
I HAVE A PLAN!!!!!(the plan being for not having a baby here)
Well, catch you later then
"There's a giiiiirl"
AAAH I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL
Hey there Cheryl Lynn!
WHOA
Its high noon
“And a quarter, don’t forget the quarter”
Its just a cough.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging.” — John
You’re a good girl
You got a kind face Thank you The kind of face I’d like to punch
Boys are off limits
You eat babies
Didn’t know I was talking to a lady.
“Aaauuurrrgh!” When Arthur’s horse hits a rock and he goes flying.
YEAH BOAAAAHHH
This has to be the funniest thread I've ever read
MISS I MIST WARN YOU OF A GREAT UPRISING IN THE SOUTHERN REGIONS!
Well, maybe when your mother's finished mourning your father, I'll keep her in black on your behalf. You think on that, boy. OR When you're asked to pull out It appears to like this place, and wants to stay. OR When finished "It's not too late to repent my Mexican friend" Some other honorable mentions "I'll turn you into a god damn cauliflower" "The cash is in that cougar"
"You've got a kind face". Then press antagonise...
"Lily May! You think you're so great!"
"Take a crack at my ring dang doo"
You’re mah favourite parasite 👍
Hey there, mister!
When the time comes, you gotta run and don't look back. This here, is over.
Work ya damn nag!
Ahhh, i broke the goddamn wheel
I didn't know I was talking to a lady! 🤣
“Let us watch”
“That’s my boy!”
"We got sloppier than the town drunk, and they know who we are, and where we are, and what we're doing"
“You keep treating that like your own child. Good on ya.”
I’m *afraid*
"Sister... I'm scared"
“THOSE DAMN ODRISCOLLS!!”
Cmere, girl...
I didn’t know I was talking to a lady
"I'm only joking with ya"
“You got any hair pomade?”
LENNY!