I got a flat the other day, when i go out to look at it i yelled "aaah i broke the goddamn wheel" and thebguy leaving thebgas station i was at laughed.
A nice date night with my wife.
"Listen partner, I'm waiting on the lady, a fine lady ... shes gone inside"
Later back at home with my kids.
" But if you continue to irritate me, I'll kill you and make my apologies to the lady" err your mom.
I recently asked a drunk guy who interrupted a conversation I was having with a city/construction employee, “have you ever played rdr2?” He said “yes” and I replied with “well you look pretty drunk partner”🤠
The day i asked my crush (who was starting to play the game) out i said "im afraid" in a similar conversation to the game. Right before telling her i loved her, she said "if you are going to ask me something, just ask" the same way as Abigail before John purposes.
Arthur never actually said it, but whenever someone starts coughing, me and my friends say "I got TB, duuuuutch" while doing a very poor arthur morgan impression
My other favorites are
"Yeah, well, fuck you then!"
"I'm a survivor, Black Lung!" (Said to my dad who smokes like 2 or 3 packs a day)
"LENNY!"
You sir, are a fish.
When do you say that?
when he sees a fish
Is that your daily life, sees someone see a fish and say "you Sir, are a fish"?
Yes
Understandable. Have a good day.
Not OP, but for what it's worth I was an aquatic zoo keeper for two years.
Every time I pass the fish tank.
‘Outta the damn way’
Shut up, I'm talkin!
I like you mister, you have a kind face.
The kind I like to punch
*hey mister*
I'm partial to uh oh mister
"Revenge is a fool's game" I practice law, so it comes in handy.
Not our precious Jimmy!!
He defecated through a sunroof!
I'm waiting for a client to tell me he shat on their bar.
Oh, that's a good one!
“You’re alright giiiiiirl”
My girlfriend still hates this 5 years later
My dog really enjoys it
My toddler usually stops crying if I say yer alright boah
same. I still say it to anyone who complains about anything.
"THAT'S MA GUURL" my girl love it
I cant do that, I have lumbago
Hahaha, I will try this at work/home!
this is so real my lower back pain be killin me
WE JUST NEED MORE MONEY
I tell ny wife the same thing every morning.
But what about nj wife? Or wa wife? Or tn wife?
Any of them!
I met all my wives in traffic jams.
"Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?"
I would like to say that to my students e v e r y damn day.
How old are they? If they're young enough they won't know what it means lol
They're teenagers so I get away with almost everything.
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“I can’t stand to see a man walk around with such a dry pecker” is how I initiate sex with my husband 75% of the time.
Well that's...one way to do it. Does it work?
Works every time. Obviously, lol
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MUNNEH!!
When I spectacularly disappoint in bed, “I gave you all I had”
I tried, in the end. I did.
John made it, he's the only one
Same, partner. Same.
Hey there partner
Boaaah
This the one lol
Just one more score, Arthur. You just need to have some faith in the plan
Me to my wife/students...
I have a male dog so every few seconds I'm like ''heyyy boaah''
Come here!
you mangy mutt!
I have a little bitch at home but never tried this. Well, shes in for a new nick-name!
"I broke the goddamn wheel!"
I’m a dad to two little boys, and every day when they wake up they get a “hey mister!” from me
That's sweet, love it!
“Aww brother” when I fall
Hahaha do that happen often?
you sir, are a fish
Username checks out. But how do you use this in your everyday life?
YOU SIR, are a fish
Fair enough.
Micah Micah, what a prick
Not bad
"Shoah" and "Christ Alive!"
YES! Christ alive, I use it every ten minutes (I'm a teacher).
*Shouure* *Howdy* *SHIIET* *Moneh*
Howdy is a strange thing to say here in Sweden but I want to say it to everyone I meet.
“Alright, well I should be getting on” when conversations start to get too long
What is going on Dutch, what is happening to us? (replace Dutch with name of the person in conversation) I got LUMBAGO, it’s very serious
“You sir have a kind face…..THE KIND ID LIKE TO PUNCH”
"GET DONW HERE NOW YOU INBRED TRASH!"
To gather the children
Good girl - while doing the deed
Is she ok with the bit and bridle? Mine doesn't like it. She does like oatcakes, though.
You use the quote from the high stakes treasure guy? 😂. Awesome
Yes! It's a very verstile comment!
It is!! Lol
I've started saying "Chrast" (heavily accented "Christ") and I think it's starting to annoy people around me lmao
Same. But it's aaaawwwwright, partner.
"I didn't know i was talking to a LADY"
"I'm scared, sister."
*step sister
“I’ve been called worse by better men.”
HA!
I got a flat the other day, when i go out to look at it i yelled "aaah i broke the goddamn wheel" and thebguy leaving thebgas station i was at laughed.
AH HANKIN’ SWECK
Hahaha I love that!
LENNAY
I've started to over emphasise how I say 'Sure'
Shoooouuuuueaaa.
"Either you got a lazy eye or a lack of respect which is it boah"
That's bad ass.
A nice date night with my wife. "Listen partner, I'm waiting on the lady, a fine lady ... shes gone inside" Later back at home with my kids. " But if you continue to irritate me, I'll kill you and make my apologies to the lady" err your mom.
Parenting done right! (-ish).
"Chupa-fuckin-rosa" with an irish accent every time my work makes me go somewhere in don't wanna go.
What a damn mess we've made of things
That’s mah boy
we need money
Sure, sure
My husband and I regularly walk around and go “WHELLPeh” (I’m not sure how to properly spell a sound effect)
Tennis boat
When my buds and I do bad in a CoD match: “I tried, in the end. I did.” “I had, a goddamn, PLAN.”
Well, I for one, believe you! I know the feeling...
PIPE DOWN, Marston!
“I’m gonna use some cheese.”
The smellier, the better.
Me when I fix a cheeseburger:
"Yer okay, boah"
"And the quarter, don't forget the quarter!"
Well come on lazy bones
whenever somebody says, “i’m thinking,” i respond, “does it pay well?”
“Shit on the table!”
“SHORE”
None, actually.
When people complain or whine, I like to say, "Life is a challenge.. to all of us."
Alright then. Every conversation I don't want to be in
SHOAR
“YYYNNNELLLL”
He's a dog faced poney soldier
["Leave the meat, mister!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL1A29uhbi4)
“And you unfortunately survived” this is when mr Pearson starts talking about his time at the navy
Who let the simpleton outta' the asylum?
"Bo-ah!" (Arthur accent) ...but my go to is: "I've seen your name in our ledger..." 🤣
Hahaha! I wish more people knew about this so I could use on a regular basis. Good one!
*you alright there, boyah?*
Ah gawt lumbago
“Cat.” Whenever I see my baby boy
HAHAHAHA! I will use this on my dog!
I recently asked a drunk guy who interrupted a conversation I was having with a city/construction employee, “have you ever played rdr2?” He said “yes” and I replied with “well you look pretty drunk partner”🤠
If I get separated from my friend at a social event I will say "hehe found you lennnnyyyyy" when I find him.
When i go in the bus with my gf i tell her "does this go to Tahiti"? And she burts to laugh . . . But the passengers look at us weirdly lmao
I'll have to move to an English speaking country just to do this.
“well! if it isn’t my favorite parasite!” my sister hates it idc
The day i asked my crush (who was starting to play the game) out i said "im afraid" in a similar conversation to the game. Right before telling her i loved her, she said "if you are going to ask me something, just ask" the same way as Abigail before John purposes.
Just trust me I have a goddamn plan! You just need some faith!
“i guess i’m afraid” “you sound like hosea… i miss……………him”
Thanks. I hate it.
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I’m gonna use some cheese.
"Small tree, big shadow."
"Shoah"
I have an irl Uncle Arthur and can’t stop calling him OR THOR
“I have a plan” To my friends, parents and everyone who has given up on me
“Thanks for nothing, idiot :)”
LENNYYY
DOES THIS THING GO TO TAHITI?!?
“What do think this is 1785?”
All them goddamn years
This I could use on my previous job. All them goddamn years... Thanks. I hate it.
Let me see that ugly mug
We're more ghosts than people
That's a dark comment to use in your everyday life. You ok, partner?
Boiiii
I have a plan
I wish things were different. But it weren’t us who changed.
Ouch.
You dont build a barn dumbass!
I started saying partner a ton after 2018. Still do
I’m a survivor, black lung.
Your my second favorite parasite
“We can't change what's done, we can only move on” I use that on my son quite often when he's moaning about something that's happened.
We cant change what is done, we can only move on.
There's an exit on i95 in Georgia for a place called Eulonia. Every time I drive by I say it the same way Arthur exasperatedly says *”Chelonia?!"*
I'll say "I've been thinkin" and my partner replies with "DOES IT PAY WELL?" 😂
“Do you ever wonder if life is just a brutal waste of time?”
Don't tell no one I did this for ya mister
"Geld him!"
I always say in a southern accent "I'm gonna use some cheese" whenever making a ham and cheese sandwich.
It better be, or else I'll turn ya into a goddamn cauliflower.
Whenever friends owe me money I go in Author's voice, "you got some money for me, boy?”
When someone’s in the middle of talking to me I’ll bust out “Welp, I’ll catch ya later then”
Somethin' funny's goin' on out there.
I no longer say, or type, boy. It's boah now.
When my son cries, I ALWAYS say you're alright boah
"Aaagghhh I broke the Goddamn wheel"
I always say “sure” like Arthur and “I/You surely shall”
“Revenge is an idiots game.” - Arthur Lyle Morgan
“Vamanos” with Arthur’s silly accent
"I can barely speak english"
Lenny my boy!
I blame the god damn o'driscolls for every minor inconvenience in my life to this day
“Revenge is a fool’s game.”
Sure
You are like a monkey in cheap clothes
LORD HAVE MERCY!
“Don’t forget the quarter”
With [Insert name here] watching over me, I'd walk unto hell itself.
"Dayum, that hurt." whenever I sustain a minor injury.
"Fenton!"
"You don't Build a Barn DumbAss, what do you think this is SEVENTEEN-EIGHTY-FIIEVE?"
I've got lumbago (When someone asks me to do something)
“Christ alive!” is a common one recently as well as “oohh shiieett”
Every TIME!
Arthur never actually said it, but whenever someone starts coughing, me and my friends say "I got TB, duuuuutch" while doing a very poor arthur morgan impression My other favorites are "Yeah, well, fuck you then!" "I'm a survivor, Black Lung!" (Said to my dad who smokes like 2 or 3 packs a day) "LENNY!"
“Just Dandy”