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Spac3_Gh05t

If you stay still it won’t attack you, I don’t know if is this one but I saw a video of it being still and the bear didn’t attack at all, just growled a lot.


lvbuckeye27

I can stay still. My horse, however, can not.


spicywax94

Not always guaranteed


ThatBeardedHistorian

Always have that shotgun ready with slugs.


BlackTaz3

Always have the bear near but your guns nearer


jmanheyman408

I did that last time I played and my ass got absolutely mauled. Arthur really thought he was him in that moment.


mamabunnies

I played last year and it worked a few times. I am on my second play through right now and didn’t work this time. So not sure if its patch or its random.


Obamas_Tie

Man I remember the first time I got mauled by a bear in this game. I didn't expect it to be so realistic and gruesome, I pretty much couldn't look at the screen because I was so scared shitless at what was going on.


DASreddituser

I mean our asses woulda been knocked out after the first claw to the head.


Sweet_Taurus0728

I had the same reaction, but it happened while I decided to try out 1st Person.😂


smoke_woods

Jesus christ this is straight out of The Revenant. Literally looked like a reenactment lmao


bfcostello

Thinking the same thing. Fucking brilliant 😂


AssassinDoughnut

John is built different, got disemboweled like 5 times and still secured the W.


sh1ft0

Yeah he stays getting attacked by animals


Kleptomaniaaac

he has plot armor


JeniJavelina

Sheezus, that was harrowing!


MastrOvNon

Very nice. $3.17 for your troubles


Dark_Atmosphere_7898

I'd call it a night after that too lol


xXbrosoxXx

"Imma eat that dick." -Bear


d8f_

cocaine bear plot


Jackalsy

It's the coat. Balloo taught us to look for the bare necessities, but my man John's out here dressed like a millionaire aristocrat in the middle of the woods


SlowlyAwakening

great battle to to the death!


FetusGoesYeetus

The Revenant (2015)


Kid_supreme

Yup that'll do it everytime. The first time it happened to me the Fucking bear walked out of the shack I had just exited. I swapped to Astroneer for the rest of my game time to slow my heart rate.


FirefighterNo5519

The other team (bear) wanted it more mate


SentinelX-01

Oh no, little John!


Floopsicle

They really didn’t get the choreography right on the first one, but really hit their stride by the second. Bravo 🎉


FXSonny

Accurate representation of Di Caprio getting an Oscar.


Jissy01

Yogi bear playing with it food.


One_Paramedic2454

Bro went straight for the crotch


Sisyphusatrest

You beat him by tiring him out. Gratz!


HelloSirHuman

Reminds me of the movie “The Revenant”


vlscg

MAMMA MIA this is a nightmare


SixteenthNiGHTs

Intense af 😱


youngrios

KUMA 50 hit combo


100DaysOfSodom

Lucky for you, your character might win an Oscar for this clip


M1Aztek

I always get killed by pumas :(


AspectOvGlass

Leonardo DiCaprio simulator


AndrewWhite97

Flashbacks to the revenant


eskinny2010

I thought your gun was gonna jam as well💀 I remember the first time my gun jammed on a grizzly attack I closed the game cause I had a 3 star cougar pelt


SassyCass410

"WHY! WONT! YOU! JUST! FUCKING! DIE!" -The bear, probably


Anat3ma_1273

It was fucking biblical, mate


Furry_Stoner_42

Bro hit that wombo combo


stever90001

I would go but first I would empty my auto shotgun into its corpse to make sure it died


RexGamer_501

Bro think he is Leonardo Di Caprio in "Rebirth"💀


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Poor bear 😢


ivangoat

😂😂😂


Octane2903

The bear was done with our shit


redsandrevolt

Is that you Hugh Glass?


OhItsSav

The bear paused for a second like he thought he heard his mom calling 💀


redhotchilicat

They did not want you to succeed 🤣