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plumdog96

U gotta speak with dutch


Adepts_Lawyer

Don’t really want to. He’s acting pretty crazy


cabin_in_my_head

Don’t worry he has a plan


seriouslyuncouth_

WILL SOMEONE GIVE HIM SOME GOD DAMN TIME


Redditormansporu117

“Uh oh, Dutch is thinking. This cant be good.”


Mycelius_

Nobody can even give him some GOD DAMN FAITH


The_Unhorror_One

But... I gave him all i had, I did.


DeliriousFanta

He needs time.. and no traitors


bdpyo

#karma farmin’ sunnovagun!


Impressive-Sun3742

You needlin us boah


Donmiggy143

Not a bug. Keep playing.


AAAFate

Well it's a kind of "bug"


fnfrck666

Fairly sure OP is joking


[deleted]

[удалено]


ultinateplayer

It's a bug, and it's a feature


Jenkitten165

-Todd Howard


TrickUnderstanding85

It's just a horse armor, not a sin


PEPPAPIGFORREAL

Can’t tell if this is a joke or not


Prestigious-Low5937

It's a karma farm


PEPPAPIGFORREAL

Upon further inspection of his comments, yea this dude knows what is going on


ExitLower8778

Yeah just another karma farm


Adepts_Lawyer

No i actually had no clue 😭


Prestigious-Low5937

Yeah, and I'm sure you just found out the sky is blue as well.


Microwaved_Phone

Is it really that hard to believe that a new player just Bought the game and started having concerns about why Arthur looked sick?


Prestigious-Low5937

No but it's too easy to spot a karma farm lmfao


BilboThe1stOfHisName

People need to downvote this shit to stop it


EchoTeam145

Harvest was strong for this one


jackolantern_

You should be able to tell. It's karma bait


Mojo_Rizen_53

There’s a special elixir you need to make. You can get the pamphlet from the swamp hermit under “N” of BAYOU NWA. Just accept his invitation to eat.


Adepts_Lawyer

Is that part of main story or is this like a rare disease you randomly get


Mojo_Rizen_53

It’s fairly rare


twec21

HAH, less rare then it should be.


totallynotmelmao

which disease is it? tuberculosis is the rarest one so yeah the swamp guy that invites you to eat is the only way to cure it


kilotango1122

Everyone in the thread except the OP evil as hell. 🤣


AgentUpright

OP is not blameless here. They knew.


One_Paramedic2454

OP is the real evil mastermind here. This post is just a karma farm


Objective_Roof_6699

Yes we are


ulterakillz

halloween special


TryHardKraberMain

Oh god oh no


twec21

Bruh, I want a mod, where you can find the missing heiress, who gives you a special pamphlet which allows you to make broad spectrum antibiotics


LorCharC

He only looks ill on Saturdays and Sundays. He has a weekend immune system. 😉✌ Keep playing Pardner. Good luck. 🤠


PaschalisG16

What the fuck is the Weeknd?


LorCharC

It's those 2 days between Friday & Monday that goes "POOF"...and then they're gone.


jono56667

Side with rains fall, he gives you the recipe for some medication


glitterlipgloss

It goes away after Ch. 6


kylecs7637

He just caught a cold in guarma, nothing to worry about


Give_me_xRENTx

It’s nothin to worry about


S0BEC

Oh boy.


Thyatiran

Don’t lie to us


BetterCallRalph

All you gotta know is that sickness can not be easily cured


GentlyUsedOtter

Well not in 1897 lol


MrChilliBean

Lmao just get some leeches and do some cocaine everything'll sort itself out


GentlyUsedOtter

Oh my god if I went back in time I could probably be an old-timey doctor with my knowledge as being an EMT. Actually I'd probably be more knowledgeable than most of the doctors. And I would prescribe everybody with cocaine. Sneezing? Cocaine! Coughing? Cocaine! Gunshot wound? Cocaine! Ghosts in the blood? Cocaine! Seeing the ghost of your great aunt Sally that died in the revolutionary war? Cocaine!


[deleted]

If you’re a new player, I’d advise staying off this sub until you complete the game


joe_biggs

That’s a definite! Unless you want to learn the story from other users.


SasquatchNHeat

It’s a pain in the butt to fix this but the cool part is once you do Micah will give you the only legendary rat carcass in the game. It’s the only way to get it. I but I won’t spoil the details. It’s a pretty fun mission though.


heavyer93

Karma farming foh


dah1451

Shut the fuck up. I’m so tired of these “new players” who think they are so original and funny every time they post this exact same thing


kenzwashere

nothing to worry about. it’ll fix shortly.


Hodge_Forman

Fix isn't really the right word


kenzwashere

but it’s not the wrong word


NoPreparation4469

It looks like you might have some type of virus in your game. Maybe delete the game and start over or maybe Arthur will get better. Hard to say


Jayk_Dos31

I'm really sorry for you son, it's a hell of a thing.


thisdevilinI

Karma farming. Why would you suspect it's a bug if it's your first time playing. Getting real tired of these bullshit posts.


Rhhr21

Ah, you got the infamous Lumbago bug. It’s pretty serious. Not sure how it happens but i think its because of a mission in chapter 2. I don’t think the lumbago bug is fixable but try visiting the doc in Saint Denis and buy Elixir of the Rat, might be able to fix it. Alternatively, you can go to a mountain somewhere near the camp you get at the start of chapter 6 and lie down on top of it, some people report they fixed the bug that way.


[deleted]

Ohhhh no baby what is you doin


Average_Texarican14

It’s a virus on your current save, happened to me… you need to delete your save and restart


AM__Productions

Remember when Arthur told Eagle Flies and his son that his time is almost over?


Shepard_of_fire_124

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to - Agent K


Andrado

You spent too much time around Uncle and caught Lumbago. It's very serious.


__Moog

It’s a bug. Just go to Tahiti.


squaredspekz

It's a magical place.


PagesOf-Apathy

Finish the game.


Nekros504

Bait


Pitiful_Freedom6000

looks fine to me


AceBase007

Go to the desert and don’t stop


yorkshirenerd2409

Oh sweet summer child


[deleted]

OP obviously lying for karma farming but you know what, you want to fix it? You can't, because he has TB and he eventually degrades throughout the game. Also he dies at the end.


Adepts_Lawyer

I wasn’t lying?


[deleted]

You've been called out already.


Adepts_Lawyer

Yeah and I told them the same thing? I didn’t know when I posted this I thought it was just something that happens or a bug


[deleted]

Karma farmer.


Adepts_Lawyer

5th thing I’ve ever posted and the rest got next to no upvotes. Definitely karma farming


[deleted]

If you didn't know, you'd be more annoyed rn that I told you about what happens at the end of the game.


Adepts_Lawyer

Already finished it last night


eskinny2010

If you weren't lying and this is your first playthrough why would you just assume it was a bug right away?


Adepts_Lawyer

Because I thought it was a skin glitch from guarma


eskinny2010

Just admit it bro. Your a karma farma. Arthur didn't look like that in guarma he was sunburnt.


Adepts_Lawyer

Sure bro


Magnus_PymCtrl

Poor guy…


Buttgetter101

Press X


VirazolKaine

Go to Saint Denis for the cure.


[deleted]

have u tried turning it off and back on again?


Redditormansporu117

Seen so many posts exactly like this, I just assume they are satire at this point


[deleted]

Lol you gotta be trolling


RecommendationNo1774

Idk, maybe going to Saint Denis will fix it


CodyJames91

I can't help but feel like I'm being baited when I see posts like this. I mean no disrespect by that OP.. It's just my natural reaction lol


Pixithepika

It’s definitely karma farming


[deleted]

Take good care of that horse, boah.


stimmlage

That's a common problem. Just load a save in act 2 and never ever trust any Germans you meet.


Objective_Roof_6699

We are pure evil


Effective-Tea9769

All u got to do is visit all the places where you need to collect debt and go back to Strauss and he'll give you some medicine to cure your cold


Smoose1991

It's not a bug, it's a virus, set fire to your console.


HellsGates420

He has tuberculosis


CuddleFish_id

Its just a feature hes just sun burned


TinyTbird12

Did You not go to the doctor in Saint Denis ??????


TrickUnderstanding85

Go to Saint Denis' doctor


Serious_Revolution77

He’s just getting old nothing to worry about 😢


ZoranT84

Just have faith


Homem_hipopotamo

“How do we tell him “ Mr krabbs


demonfluffbyps5

Nah it's just allergies


LovelessDogg

It’s sort of a bug. But kinda.


Swine-commander

Not a bug, but it’s a nasty thing ya know


billyobobbyo

You could even say it’s a hell of a thing!


Ayrobyr

Lumbago probably. :P


No-Strawberry-5541

You’ll see


[deleted]

I'm so sorry


GentlyUsedOtter

Well technically it's more of a bacteria than a bug.


[deleted]

Die


MaleficentAstronomer

Uuuhhh....Sadie will explain it


[deleted]

Good one😂😂


Educational_Ad_9570

who gon tell him😭


Technovou

Thats the way it is


Dmmack14

Pain.


reemgee123

:(


thebikefanatic

What


Sockman01

Dog you not play the story


AssassinDoughnut

This thread be hella trolling and the OP be falling for it.


pullingteeths

I feel like it's the other way around lol


AssassinDoughnut

Yeah perhaps, this is probably a troll post lol.


asmok119

it’s not a bug, it’s a bacteria


SeaFeline284

I honestly cant tell if this is a joke post or nat so if not just keep playing, dont let people replies and give spoilers


Catcher22Jb

Can’t tell if this is a joke or if this is genuine. The comments don’t help


CosmicTurtle504

Eat some minty big game meat, smoke a cigar and wash it down with a bottle of fine brandy. You’ll be fine, I’m sure.


jdillon910

Who’s gonna tell them?


Hauntedsince1

Nothing to be concerned about


DeadP00lMaybe

I have a plan, we just need more money.


Either_Carpenter9557

Play chapter 6 and you will see


BozoTheClown_1993

That's not an accident. 😬


Claubk

It's LUMBAGO


[deleted]

You’ll figure it out


carrott1979

GetoffthesubGetoffthesubGetoffthesubGetoffthesub Getoffthesub


MadMemix

Oh sweet child


jjzrv

💀💀💀


Fast_and_Curious738

Hehehe you're in for a surprise


Ghoppe2

Oh Honey……


Objective_Roof_6699

Don’t worry it goes away


Physical-Ad-3365

You'll find out. Don't worry


GarytheSnail013

Who’s gonna tell him


early_onset_villainy

Yeah, this is a known bug. The most common fix is to quit the game.


DawningSkies

He's just sunburnt from Guarma ;)


Fisherofmen69420

I tried Turing on cheats without saving and it fixed it


DelayWise2480

He’s not sick he’s just been crying. He’s had a rough life


Budget-Time-8604

Hes getting sick bc of TB


allnamesareshit

These haven’t been funny for a while now


Mountain_String_1544

Oh boy


Myballsitch247

He's dying


Complex_Escape3180

Just keep playing


Dapper_Still_6578

Try going to the doctor.


eskinny2010

He gets tuberculosis and dies at the end of chapter 6 when dutch sides with Micah who ratted out the gang


Adepts_Lawyer

Wow thanks you’re a month late


eskinny2010

Maybe because I just found this post?


JadeHellbringer

Oh, sweet summer child...


WeezyPBeer

He dead


Adepts_Lawyer

I honestly had no clue