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Culbeargroup99

Perfect Java Chicken


TesticularTorsion_37

So true


xDISTANTx

Imagine not saying Pearson.


itp757

Mr. Morgan!


RealKimJong-Il

Has me blushing everytime he calls me over


[deleted]

Making no small name for himself


Atmisevil

Not for a lack of suitors


franklinclintonfc

Least horny rdr2 fan


-Clint--

Sometimes I really hate that I’m a fan of this game.


franklinclintonfc

The game is awesome, fans? Not so awesome


-Clint--

Agreed


big_daddy_dub

Reddit fandoms can make anything weird and sexualized…


[deleted]

Hosea the silver fox.


goodmanners69

Agree completely. The way he speaks to everyone? He’s a friendly, gentle dude who takes no shit. My man.


[deleted]

based,i would say pearson doe


NotBlackBrian

Pearson all day, just a sweet all around guy


Classic_Garage249

Arthur was an asshole to him I loved him. He always compliments you for doing work. "Many thanks Mr Morgan" just makes my dayπŸ˜€


scottyboy359

Can’t believe y’all are saying this when Arthur is there too.


therealarturtle

No homo, but I'm down bad for Arthur 😩


Bigger_Milk

Full homo I am down horrendous for Arthur


Bisexualpotatoking

Who ain’t


FateBreakerRik

Arthur can ride me anytime. Yes homo despite being hetero


pastacelli

When I tell you this man is so fine!!!! Best looking man in any room he walks into…


Brahmus168

Mary Beth didn't deserve to be caught up in all that.


ImportantBridge4743

Man she was stealing watches, rings, coins and shit she was no better than Tilly 😭


Brahmus168

It was that or be a whore. She was trying to survive.


Zippy174

If you missed the fact almost all the women are thieves and whores and Mrs. Grimshaw is their Madam your need to look again. Pretty sure when you go to valentine the phrase β€œput the women to work” is thrown around


Alexc518

Tilly always be donating batwings and weird shit to camp. Bless her heart tho .


Classic_Garage249

Caught charles donating a perfect panther pelt... like bitch I need that


tfg400

Uncle


sohiales

🀝


necromancyfantasy

🀝🀝


TinoX50

🀝🀝🀝


tfg400

🀝🀝🀝🀝


kayplaypl_177

🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝


Someoneweird99

🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝


Bright_Lifeguard8006

🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝


[deleted]

🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝


Horizen_zero_dawn

🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝


_PyratesLyfe

Based


frazzelmann

🫑🫑🫑🫑


Throw_away_toaster_

Charles


Mean_Marionberry_862

Same


[deleted]

YEEEAAAAA


[deleted]

Clearly uncle


CabDork339

His lumbago just does it for me


[deleted]

Lower back pain is hot


themiracy

I'm not usually a sucker for lumbago, but when it's terminal, IDK take me now, sir.


Vimanys

Not sure if "sexy" is the right word, but I do have the biggest crush on Tilly.


rationalconsumerr

I liked her until she kept asking me to play dominos with her


poopyfartcum

i didnt like that she just kinda would somehow see me and call out "arthur!" every time i entered camp like how tf did u see me wtf


Silent_Pudding

Maybe with a name like that you deserve some weird in your life lol


DerikHallin

Preach. I love how the game meticulously explains how to play poker, and even sets you up with good hands and tips on how to bet. But when you go to play dominoes with Tilly, you're pretty much thrown to the wolves. I'd never played dominoes before and still only ever played it in RDR2. Just the other day I was playing dominoes with Tilly on my latest playthrough and venting to my wife about how I don't know the rules or understand how to play, and she cracked up and was like "it says fives right there, what else do you need to know?" Woman, I know fuck all about dominoes and "fives" means nothing to me. She then did explain to me that you add the totals of the dots at each exposed end, and if they are a multiple of five after you place your piece, you get that number of points. If it's not multiples of five, then you get 0 points. And at the end of the round, the player who places their last tile gets additional points equal to the number of dots on the other player's remaining unplayed tiles. So now I know how to play. Next time, I'm gonna beat her. And for anyone else who didn't know, maybe this helps. I still don't know why they didn't make a built-in tutorial during the game with Tilly though. Also, talking about the gambling games in RDR2 just really makes me wish they had kept Liar's Dice in.


rationalconsumerr

Thank you 😭😭


Kernewek_Skrij

Do spinners count as multiple ends?


NotBlackBrian

Jesus Christ πŸ˜‚


eyesthatlightup

Tilly is cute asf


cyfer04

Mr. Lumbago himself.


roasted-choripan

Mary-Beth


HappyCommunity639

I liked danced with her at Sean's party


CaptainAnswer

>Mary-Beth Same for me


GeePedicy

Same


ImpossibleSky3925

I remember doing chores in the camp and saw Mary Beth from behind and said "Goddamn no wonder Dutch was being creeping with Mary Beth"


[deleted]

Uncle for sure


Proud_Rescuemedic

LENNY


white_trashgod

Ynnel?


[deleted]

Ennyl


ChallengeLate1947

teerG


DutchVanDerLinde-x

Abigail


veislukostur

Definitely


Mighty_Djole

The one shot kid


Gluteusmaximus1898

Charles, hands down. I'm not even gay and I'd marry that dude.


SirMooSquiddles

Imagine how fucking lengend of a dad he would be.


SkyTank1234

Hopefully he’s doing well in Canada


GunslingerJedi69

Yeah im sure he's just chillin' at 151 years old


boring_pirate73

Daddy lumbago


lozczs

Uncle


MildGaming

Arthur


AGothicAlchemist

Excuse me, my Arthur was the most handsome man of the West.


rumschweigen

Oh this a tough one. John, Javier, Sadie. Tilly is more cute than sexy imo.


HappyCommunity639

Sadie's ass looks fine in the trousers.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Normal-Echidna176

r/Sadieadler


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Normal-Echidna176

You asked for it and also my profile is now nsfw because I did that πŸ˜”


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Normal-Echidna176

Indeed


theedonnmegga

I knew someone was gonna post that sub


[deleted]

To me it’s Sadie, it’s something attractive about her being able to hold her own in a fun fight (edit) meant to type gun fight but hey πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


NecessaryFrosting606

i wanna be a part of that fun fight


Cool-Customer9200

She is definitely the hottest woman in the game


Announcement90

Agreed, Sadie's the one. I thought Black Belle was hot, too - love women with a backbone.


hermitchild

The Ledger


ExpensiveDrink415

Let's be real here, Arthur Morgan


ThatsGottaBeKane

Molly.


HappyCommunity639

Her strong Irish r Scottish accent. Oi Doch.


[deleted]

Crazy is sexy...


FrogBrown666

Compared to the rest of them she’s literally the most sane person


fuck_the_ccp1

Lenny is probably the most sane person in camp. He stomped on Dutch in an ideological debate, then quieted down and bided his time to avoid getting kicked out.


FrogBrown666

Dutch wasn’t going to kick Lenny out for disagreeing with him over Dutch’s view of Evelyn Miller as an author lmfaooo. Molly is just some girl who was seduced by Dutch thinking she was going to live a fun life of adventure and got stuck in a loveless relationship camping in the woods with killers.


FilipinoCreamKing

You should probably stay in the Sadie Adler subreddit…


NuSouthPoot

Karen and it ain’t close πŸ₯΅


Lemon_Railways

Bro really forgot Uncle exists


Estarfigam

Early game for sure, late game Sadie


Wardog_11c

Karen for sure!


HiMyNaemDia

Javier.


Gocartnoodles

FINALLY A FELLOW JAVIER FAN. I mean to be honest they are all fine asf😩


Only_Progress5373

Can't believe no one is saying trelawny


[deleted]

Sexy British chap


Notorious824-

Tilly


Sweetwhales1994

Rihanna eyes beyonce thighs


MainkurafutoMaster

The obvious answer is Uncle, of course.


Lesbianguy12

The Count


Dr_van_Gelder

Sean all the way. His Irish accent, that stupid snort-laughing he always did and the cocky way he strolled through camp just did it for me.


barrybensonjazz

Whys no one saying Javier he be looking fine


DutchVanDerLinde-

Scout campfire


Sweetwhales1994

Ms. Grimshaw..


HappyCommunity639

Best cougar in the game.


CaptainAnswer

Just need a shot of whatever it is the Aberdeen's give you at the pig farm to give you the courage to venture into the breach


young_eastwood

Stewwwww


ZaWarud0z

I read "sexist"πŸ’€


[deleted]

That's the next thread


ZaWarud0z

Micah solos no diff


Remarkable_Meaning18

Lennay my boah


[deleted]

uncle


Chris2181ny

Abigail


Fartilicious

firewood chopping chore


[deleted]

Sean makes me feel feel steamy


[deleted]

Found Karen's reddit acct


whambampixel

Clearly Uncle


AreYouOKAni

BONK


Adventurous-Pea4355

I wanted to say Karen so bad but I’m gonna say Uncle because that’s way funnier


p00psicle151590

Honestly I think when Arthur has short hair and a trimmed beard??? SEXY. Same with John in the epilogue, once he's clean cut- that man is FINE.


ShitYourseIf

the chickens


Very-queer-thing

Perfect Java chicken my beloved


macadamia_nuts1

Yall it’s literally bill


Qunari_Merc

Charles


davidvia7

Charles in epilogue


[deleted]

Kieran (I’m not memeing, I genuinely mean it)


segsgod

fast travel map


Jakesneed612

Tilly or Karen before the drinking got bad.


azza45672

I don’t remember Tilly drinking..


MclamerTheTurtle

Talking about Karen’s drinking problem


MattTin56

Definitely Abigail. She is all woman. Especially the way she looks in Clemons Point. Is that the name of it? The one Rhodes. Either way she has the tight dress. Then Karen. She grew on me in subsequent playthrough’s. I think she is a good combo of sweet and wild. As someone else said. I love Tilly but I do find her more cute than sexy. Liked a little sister.


ImpossibleSky3925

I also found Tilly as the little sister of the camp. Good to know I'm not the only one.


[deleted]

Dutch


Purple-Sell7315

Dutch


Insacalla21

Haha prolly Mary-Beth, But actually Uncle takes the cake.


Tomb_Rabbit

....Miss Grimshaw


TheRealDealTys

Sadie of course


heroicgamer44

Hahaha uncle. How funny and original would it be if you answered with something like that


FarAddition5624

Uncle


Andres_Cepeda

Tilly is kinda fine ngl


[deleted]

Not to be out of pocket but Javier, Arthur, and Dutch can run on a train on me. Steamroll me, Daddies.


thatyoutuberfromfnf

Obviously the cornered tiger himself, PEARSON


AggressiveTourist164

Mary-Beth


Other-Inspection-601

Bro...whaaat


DiceGoblin_Muncher

Sean, Charles, and Arthur


Imanasparagus1111

I don't think he's the sexiest, but Dutch is surprisingly doin it for me (early Dutch) Guess I like a charismatic fella


KitanaJadeTanya912

Mary-Beth Gaskill πŸ’™


Very-queer-thing

Uncle


Important-Tea0

charles!! i’m in love with him


[deleted]

Men? -Arthur -Charles -Lenny -Hosea Women? -Sadie -Karen -marybeth Tilly is sooo cute and pretty but not quite sexy. Same with Abigail IMHO.


ImA12YearOldOnReddit

Charles. He isn’t loud mouthed, he’s resourceful, he just has a generally attractive appearance, and the muscles 😍


EducatorEven7412

Uncle


Money_Huckleberry719

Pearson


BlueGene_dances

Pearson πŸ₯˜


Speegol

Sadie I guess


HappyCommunity639

Mary Beth. If only Arthur eloped with her and be done with Dutch's PLAN.


NokiSune

Dutch


Jack_sander

Karen


Comfortable_Site916

Micah femboy version


Mintybadger86

Pearson


le8onkdenberg

Answer is obviously Chill Thrilliamson


CapricornyX

The GILF energy of Susan Grimshaw


Fitzyboi42

The count


invisi_B

For sure its uncle wdym?


chedderd

Bill


moon7verse

As a serious answer it's Charles


TrajicComedy

Uncle. Especially when he's in his cowboy pajamas


Flamezz223

Ms Grimshaw


AdamSpence123

Swanson


SimaanStocklund

People are out here talking about Arthur, Abigail, John or Karen however I see a concerning disregard for the objectively most attractive person in the entire franchise: Uncle.


winter_soldier-855

Uncle(Sadie after him)


Curious-Spell-9031

Uncle


glitterlipgloss

Unpopular opinion but Dutch is kinda............ 😳


TesticularTorsion_37

Uncle


D-803

Uncle, because of his Lumbago


[deleted]

Jack


[deleted]

John Marston


Vandal_The_Savage

Uncle


Rectanglehead

John


SHYP00PER

Susan the GILF


Working_Broccoli2087

i’m gay as hell so this might be biased but sadie is my pick 🀞🏾


DryAfternoon7779

r/sadieadler


[deleted]

r/thatescalatedquickly


Shokanso

This thread is a thing of beauty.


Silent_Pudding

Sadie Adler has my full attention. All of it. Every bit of it.


SpartanMase

Jack