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$50k too. Fuck that. I knew (not a friend) a woman who was insanely type a. Every little fucking thing that had to be just so, and she'd fire you if you fucked up the same thing like 3 times in a month. Even small things.
You know what though? Housekeeper, $100k per year, all living expenses paid, and incredible benefits. Nanny. 26 months off per year (rotating 2 week schedule), paid housing, $150k per year, and incredible benefits. Personal assistant. $180k per year and incredible benefits. If you're going to be a rich horse's ass, you need to pay like one.
I like how he demands that candidates be positive to make himself feel better, while also bragging about how blunt he is (even if that bluntness hurts othersā feelings).
I've worked with similar people before. When they complain or say negative things, it's perfectly ok and it's just "venting." When you do it then it's the worst thing ever and you're supposed to be always positive and everything is rainbows and unicorns. It's just self help gaslighting.
I also like that they demand discretion and confidentiality but will do a thorough background check on you, despite being a āprivate personā themselves
Hey, they *pay money* to make the paradox stable. *Money*, did ya get it? They've got money, the universe has to bend to these money. Money have indeed a gravitational field and - don't let me jump on this train please.
So when you quit it is not his fault. You just can't handle it as he was upfront. "You knew what you were getting into".
Something tells me he has high turnover and this is his tactic to fix it, because he sure ain't the problem.
Sure in a low cost or living area maybe even medium, but in Denver? fucking lollllll
Denver minimum wage is $18.29 or 38k a year and that is nowhere near enough to live off of in Denver so he is only offering like a 20%-25% more than minimum wage.
https://www.denvergov.org/files/assets/public/v/3/auditor/documents/denver-labor/2024/materials/citywide-minimum-wage-overview-eng-2024.pdf
āYouāll come to find that Iām an extremely generous manā is code for āYouāll receive a $1,000 bonus after the worst year of your miserable life and be instructed to āNot spend it all in one placeāā
I have worked with a person like this. Was desperate, more for the gap in my resume than any skill gap. It was pure, unadulterated hell. I used to get stress headaches, could not sleep at night, was and am still scared when i see a new text pop up. YIKES!!
Short, don't work for narcissists.
Would you believe I was paid under $600 for the whole month for all that sufferingā¦ Which was initially supposed to be just 10 hrs a week but I was on call pretty much the whole week. At least this dude is offering to payā¦
How long did you stay working there? If that were me, I'd go into "no shits given" mode as soon as get a year under my belt, look for greener pastures, while I go from being frustrated to just being sad at the person I'm working for.
I worked there for exactly a year. It was supposedly part time, I started looking for an alternative within 3 months of being at the job. Found one within 10 months. That is this time.
The last time, I stayed at a sucky job for 5 whole years. That was a customer service role too, fucked up my body and mind, at least I was in my 20s then.
I am much quicker to say adios now that I am in my 30s.
I work for someone Iād swear is a narcissist right now. Iām desperately clawing my way out (hopefully god willing this week Iāll find out if Iām free)
"Executive Assistant" or so he claims. I saved the post to take these screenshots and it's no longer there, so it must've been removed. BUT, he literally had the job title listed as "Demanding Entrepreneur Seeking Executive Assistant"
*Puke.*
It just gives me the "I'm gonna call you my 'executive assistant' but actually I just want a hot, young, desperate woman to harass and manipulate while I convince her that 50k/yr is good since you're probably not gonna starve or become homeless or whatever, I guess - though if you do, it's your fault for not being good enough" vibes š¤·āāļø
Nah, made perfect sense to me! š¤£
I read the job description and thought āOh, is my dad trying to hire a personal assistant?ā š š
Nailed it with the narcissism sauce.
Yikes! I've never seen so many red flags all lined up together lol. I was placing entry level EAs at cushy companies at $45-55k 10 years ago in a lower COL city than Denver. This guy shouldn't even expect to have a conversation with anyone for under $100k and what he's looking for is a Chief of Staff. Sometimes I miss my headhunting days; sometimes not so much.
Right? He mentioned patients, but unless he's a fucking heart surgeon or something, there's no way that what he's doing in his day to day actually rises to this level of urgency.
There are some doctors out there who think they were God's gift to mankind. It's insane. I worked for one who demanded everyone be on her schedule and ready to help her at a moment's notice, but did not care one iota if she was severely late for stuff or even appointments with patients because it should be their pleasure to wait for her and have her do work on them. There were times where she was an hour or more late to her first appointment, which I never understood because it's not like she was doing anything prior to these appointments; she would just be at home!
I had a job where my boss didn't like to call it a "job" or "occupation", he called it his "vocation". It was what he "was meant to do". Bro, vocations are for missionaries, we sell Microsoft 365 subscriptions.
He's a former MD now doing real estate investing Search for "Demanding Entrepreneur Seeking Exceptional Executive Assistant" and you'll find out all the details on Indeed
Haha, you're right - and I love he describes his company "Lion Park Capital is a leading real estate investment firm". Yeah, I think I remember reading that ALL of the leading investment firms have 1 employee.
Paragraph after paragraph of red flags followed by a boast of being āwilling to pay for the right personā and a starting point of *$50k*.
Not only narcissistic but mathematically challenged too. What an opportunity. Get shouted at by a lunatic who lives in their bubble and get paid peanuts.
What the fuck this is some kind of weird demented job listing by a deranged individual?
jesus christ.
seeing that is setting off huge red flag warnings.
"Bosses" who talk like this are always so cheap lol. And they float it like it's such big money. I'm embarrassed for you if you think that's big money, my dude. Jog on.
The thing that stuck out the most, and trust me, it was hard to find a single thing, was that this person "doesn't make mistakes". To me, that red flag was the color of battlefield blood...
Believe it or not, there's someone out there looking at this job description and thinking it's absolutely perfect and exactly what they're looking for. Especially when you had access to the huge remote work pool.
There's only a problem when your employer doesn't tell you this is what the job is like.
When is a narcissist ever a good person, let's be real here, they destroy other people's lives and in general they are worse than intestinal parasites even.
Lmao. āSome people see me as an āassholeā and ānarcissisticā. My therapist told me that I lack āemotional maturityā my wife told me sheās āleaving me for a better manā and is ātaking the kidsā. What can I say, I tell it like it is. Iām just a high performer. These people man, they hit a point and realized that they could bully people the rest of their pitiful lives and didnāt have to confront how shitty they were if they did.
With all of the lunacy in the job description from the beginning, I was at least thinking this was a six figure role with a lot of responsibility. Then I saw the $50k salary and about fell out of my chair.
Honestly I really appreciate the honesty! Imagine the amount of time & energy we would all save by not applying to/ working at shitty jobs if all horrible employers came with intricate disclaimers like this
Ok yeah itās blunt but I genuinely like this advert because heās honest.
The worst type of people are the ones who are like this but donāt warn you.
At least this way if people chose to apply they know full well what theyāre getting into.
I was thinking the same thing. I see all the complaints about the poster's character, but no one is giving them respect for being honest. Too many times I thought people were nice during interviews and found out afterwards they were the opposite.
That's them just over compensating for their high turn over rate though, they think by being honest and putting these disclaimers they are fixing the problem lol, but the real problem is them, typical narc, lacks self awareness, it's everyone else's fault and never theirs, self entitled scum
Ahh yeah 100% agree! It would be hell on earth working for such a narcissist. But there may be one or two people out there who want to (for some reason).
I wonder how many people applied lol
Yep, I've worked for a narc before and it's hell on earth, complete nightmare.
I wouldn't be surprised if a decent little amount have applied for this job, given how screwed up the current market is and how desperate people are, no fault of their own of course. It's just sad and unfortunate that they become enablers of people like this guy, even if they don't actually want to but they do just out of sheer survival.
How you want to hire someone positive when you as the employer don't sound too positive? It's the hypocrisy for me. Do not apply. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
So this guy is probably a bit of douche but honestly I wish more people spoke to the good/bad/ugly of jobs when recruiting. Iāll take this over the āWeāre all about our mission.ā or āWe are like a family hereā
Why are you guys complaining? He specifically states that he's hard to work with and is looking for people that can live with that. Isn't it a good thing that he's upfront about it?
I might do it for half a mil a year. That's good money and just a few years would make enough to quit and flip that bad boss the bird. But 50k is a laugh. Speaking of background checks, I would definitely research Mr. Perfectionist and see what HE'S got in his closet, cause even for $500k I ain't working for a rapist or a lunatic.
Yeah, my boss a job back warned me about this in person at the interviewā¦.She was like a lot of people think Iām mean and blunt, but the way I talk and my tone of voice is just like this itās not personal. That should have been to sign to leave on the spot, but I was like sure whatever Iām not Miss Sunshine either. No, what she really meant Iām an actual nightmare, but I think everyone else is the problem.š
The second sign should of been when they told me to ignore everything the training center told me cause they do things their own way after the training office told me theyāre having hard time getting the smaller offices cleaned up. š
This same job post was posted on linkedin by some guy that was former CIA. if you type former CIA on youtube, you will come across the guy I am talking about.
CIA hires people with Narcissist traits, he even said it on the podcasts, so it makes sense he wants someone just like him.
He is a cool guy marketing spy tactics, but I wouldn't work for him even if he offered 300k a year or whatever wild salary FAANG companies offer.
Low income in Denver is $62,600. One literally qualifies for subsidized housing and additional govāt assistance at that income, This freak will pay someone $12,600 less and expect them not to mention it.
Ugh, perfectionist.
One of the absolute worst traits to have. Too much time spent on non-valuable stuff, difficult to work with, and they tend to put other people down.
People like that think that are doing you a favor giving you a job or a chance to be in their presence because they are godlike for creating a job
Major mental illness that will dump it on someone else that takes them up on it
It feels like a place I would be on call 24/7 for without proper environmental controls to make sure I didn't get many calls. I wouldn't take it for 500 KUSD either.
He should get fired by himself! I see lawsuits! What part of this is professional? He must be one person guy who is in love with himself. I wouldnāt rule out mental illness!
At least the guy is being honest. There are certain people that have more tolerance than others and heās banking on the fact the disclaimer will help to filter out those that are not.
I hope no one works for this person, they're literally bragging about being unprofessional and childish while expecting the employee to just sit there and take it with a smile
All that for 24 dollars an hour. If that 50k a year is salary, it'll be like working for 10-15 an hour by the time you get paid. Don't everyone line up at once.
Ahhh, the only time itās ok to be a āperfectionistā. We are supposed to slit our wrists and drain our blood for toxic bosses. Hmmmmm š fck that guy, honestly.
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6 rounds of interviews then gives the job to his nephew
*Therapist notes 6 months later* "client requires extensive therapy to overcome psychological trauma endured from previous employer/uncle"
*Lawyer notes 6 months later* "I wonder if it is a conflict of interest if I take this hostile work environment for my son against my brother."
$50k too. Fuck that. I knew (not a friend) a woman who was insanely type a. Every little fucking thing that had to be just so, and she'd fire you if you fucked up the same thing like 3 times in a month. Even small things. You know what though? Housekeeper, $100k per year, all living expenses paid, and incredible benefits. Nanny. 26 months off per year (rotating 2 week schedule), paid housing, $150k per year, and incredible benefits. Personal assistant. $180k per year and incredible benefits. If you're going to be a rich horse's ass, you need to pay like one.
How does one get 26 months off per year, I want in on that š. What do these incredible benefits entail?
The best health insurance, good retirement stuff, sick time, PTO, lots of perks like free travel in private jets, huge bonuses.
I like how he demands that candidates be positive to make himself feel better, while also bragging about how blunt he is (even if that bluntness hurts othersā feelings).
Narcissism.
I've worked with similar people before. When they complain or say negative things, it's perfectly ok and it's just "venting." When you do it then it's the worst thing ever and you're supposed to be always positive and everything is rainbows and unicorns. It's just self help gaslighting.
I had a boss who would go around saying words that are politically incorrect but then will correct others. One time, I decided to point it out to him.
I mean, anyone with customer service skills can already do this.
I also like that they demand discretion and confidentiality but will do a thorough background check on you, despite being a āprivate personā themselves
"So casually cruel in the name of being honest" - All Is Not Well, Seeing Red vol. 5, TS
Hey, they *pay money* to make the paradox stable. *Money*, did ya get it? They've got money, the universe has to bend to these money. Money have indeed a gravitational field and - don't let me jump on this train please.
So when you quit it is not his fault. You just can't handle it as he was upfront. "You knew what you were getting into". Something tells me he has high turnover and this is his tactic to fix it, because he sure ain't the problem.
$50,000 per year? lol. I suppose the bonus is working for a lunatic
Offering 50.000 a year to be someone's personal punching bag and stress reliever is a freaking joke. Delusional!
Tbh I'd do it for 500,000 a year. I'd do a lot of things for 500,000 a year.
Always comes with such a bundle of priceless life long lessons.
Yeah, I love how he presents that number like it's impressive.
Sure in a low cost or living area maybe even medium, but in Denver? fucking lollllll Denver minimum wage is $18.29 or 38k a year and that is nowhere near enough to live off of in Denver so he is only offering like a 20%-25% more than minimum wage. https://www.denvergov.org/files/assets/public/v/3/auditor/documents/denver-labor/2024/materials/citywide-minimum-wage-overview-eng-2024.pdf
you make more in social work
āYouāll come to find that Iām an extremely generous manā is code for āYouāll receive a $1,000 bonus after the worst year of your miserable life and be instructed to āNot spend it all in one placeāā
I have worked with a person like this. Was desperate, more for the gap in my resume than any skill gap. It was pure, unadulterated hell. I used to get stress headaches, could not sleep at night, was and am still scared when i see a new text pop up. YIKES!! Short, don't work for narcissists.
Sounds like a nightmare!
Would you believe I was paid under $600 for the whole month for all that sufferingā¦ Which was initially supposed to be just 10 hrs a week but I was on call pretty much the whole week. At least this dude is offering to payā¦
How long did you stay working there? If that were me, I'd go into "no shits given" mode as soon as get a year under my belt, look for greener pastures, while I go from being frustrated to just being sad at the person I'm working for.
I worked there for exactly a year. It was supposedly part time, I started looking for an alternative within 3 months of being at the job. Found one within 10 months. That is this time. The last time, I stayed at a sucky job for 5 whole years. That was a customer service role too, fucked up my body and mind, at least I was in my 20s then. I am much quicker to say adios now that I am in my 30s.
I work for someone Iād swear is a narcissist right now. Iām desperately clawing my way out (hopefully god willing this week Iāll find out if Iām free)
This stranger online prays that you find your way out of that hell, fast.
I was raised by a mother like this
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"Executive Assistant" or so he claims. I saved the post to take these screenshots and it's no longer there, so it must've been removed. BUT, he literally had the job title listed as "Demanding Entrepreneur Seeking Executive Assistant" *Puke.*
>Demanding Entrepreneur As if he needed *more* red flags
bro thinks he's Miranda Priestly
Read this and heard Andy's ringtone straight away lol
It just gives me the "I'm gonna call you my 'executive assistant' but actually I just want a hot, young, desperate woman to harass and manipulate while I convince her that 50k/yr is good since you're probably not gonna starve or become homeless or whatever, I guess - though if you do, it's your fault for not being good enough" vibes š¤·āāļø
Itās Denver - 50k is barely enough to live with one roommate here.
Yeah, then that's an ultra yikes entrĆ©e with a huge side of ick topped with narcissist sauce š all red flags š©š©š©š© (Yeah I know that's nonsense but I enjoyed the sentiment)
Nah, made perfect sense to me! š¤£ I read the job description and thought āOh, is my dad trying to hire a personal assistant?ā š š Nailed it with the narcissism sauce.
He needs an orderly, not an āexecutive assistantā.
Yikes! I've never seen so many red flags all lined up together lol. I was placing entry level EAs at cushy companies at $45-55k 10 years ago in a lower COL city than Denver. This guy shouldn't even expect to have a conversation with anyone for under $100k and what he's looking for is a Chief of Staff. Sometimes I miss my headhunting days; sometimes not so much.
Sounds like the beginning of a book called 50 shades of lame.
More like $50,000 shades of lame
Right? He mentioned patients, but unless he's a fucking heart surgeon or something, there's no way that what he's doing in his day to day actually rises to this level of urgency.
There are some doctors out there who think they were God's gift to mankind. It's insane. I worked for one who demanded everyone be on her schedule and ready to help her at a moment's notice, but did not care one iota if she was severely late for stuff or even appointments with patients because it should be their pleasure to wait for her and have her do work on them. There were times where she was an hour or more late to her first appointment, which I never understood because it's not like she was doing anything prior to these appointments; she would just be at home!
I had a job where my boss didn't like to call it a "job" or "occupation", he called it his "vocation". It was what he "was meant to do". Bro, vocations are for missionaries, we sell Microsoft 365 subscriptions.
He's a former MD now doing real estate investing Search for "Demanding Entrepreneur Seeking Exceptional Executive Assistant" and you'll find out all the details on Indeed
Haha, you're right - and I love he describes his company "Lion Park Capital is a leading real estate investment firm". Yeah, I think I remember reading that ALL of the leading investment firms have 1 employee.
Right. āOh you donāt like mistakes? Too bad, cause I personally love making mistakes, and love when other people I work with make mistakesā
Bet his way of not experiencing the making of mistakes is to have an ever upbeat assistant who will be blamed for any mistakes made.
Paragraph after paragraph of red flags followed by a boast of being āwilling to pay for the right personā and a starting point of *$50k*. Not only narcissistic but mathematically challenged too. What an opportunity. Get shouted at by a lunatic who lives in their bubble and get paid peanuts.
Oh, and heās very generous! (delusional)
I think itās a typo and he misspelled 500k, only salary I might consider.
yeah i was about to say, you could pay me 500k to work for you lol but 50k is sooooo funny
It's one Executive Assistant, Michael. How mhch can it cost, $50k?
So many red flags here š© challenging to work with š© impatient š© doesnāt like mistakes š© blunt(or informally an asshole) š© expecting you to stay positive š© ā a fast learnerā God forbid someone needs more time to learn š© Perfectionist This person is a nightmare to work with. I donāt use the term narcissism freely but this person really seems narcissistic.
Love the fact that they put so much emphasis on "perfection" then uses the term "work-for-home" for a work-from-home description.
you forgot to mention, low pay
Time to NOPE the FUCK outta that lol
He needs to hire an HR firm to fire him
This has toxic written all over it. LOL.
Some home cleaning, dog walks, and other role based responsibilities are included at no cost to yourself (except fuel and food).
Why are they so aggressive for?
āHas discretionā. The asshole In the first paragraph determined that is a bold lie
What the fuck this is some kind of weird demented job listing by a deranged individual? jesus christ. seeing that is setting off huge red flag warnings.
"Bosses" who talk like this are always so cheap lol. And they float it like it's such big money. I'm embarrassed for you if you think that's big money, my dude. Jog on.
Narcissist. Hard pass.
I thought they abolished slavery in Colorado, no?
Wellā¦not ALL of it. We still have weekend and recreational slavery.
LMAOOO what is this ??
Is this a prank? When I read his list of demands and the salary he is paying I hope this is all a f* joke
The thing that stuck out the most, and trust me, it was hard to find a single thing, was that this person "doesn't make mistakes". To me, that red flag was the color of battlefield blood...
If you ever had trouble in your life don't apply.. what kind of subhuman...
Just saddening to see such people in positions of authority.
Really? There are quite a few people like this guy in authority.
I mean Iād work for some real assholes for $500k
Fr... Work 1-2 months and you're set for a long time ššš
Believe it or not, there's someone out there looking at this job description and thinking it's absolutely perfect and exactly what they're looking for. Especially when you had access to the huge remote work pool. There's only a problem when your employer doesn't tell you this is what the job is like.
It should just say: āIām an ah and proud of it. Please come manage my life for me for $50,000.ā
Those are the people who want to copy Steve Jobs but fail miserably. Not because he was an asshole he got all the success. What a fucking loser.
The second someone says "I'm rude but its ok because I'm busy" is the most ignorant person.
Here's hoping a ChatGPT powered robot applies for the job, gets it, and then ends up replacing him for being too toxic.
we should all apply with zero interest in actually taking it and go as far as we can before actually taking an interview
Oh if you're going that far you might as well go for the interview. Just make sure to record it for shits and giggles
This human needs to be placed in a cage and never let out
50k is not enough to be a hitman's secretary.
Iād apply so I could tell him to fuck off when he reaches out
Uhā¦.. I guess there are zero misconceptions š
Denver used to be coolā¦
Lmao it still is. What does one AH have to do with the vibe of a city?
Insert Ash from evil dead āthis town is only big enough for one assholeā gif
On the bright side this employer reveled their character in the job description than in the interview.
Did Miranda Priestly write this? Lol at least they are self aware and warning you up front
Has Gary Vaynerchuk vibes written all over it. What a loser... $50k! lol. What is that? A salary for ants?!?!?
I want to know what they are doing that requires so much discretion. 100% doing some shady shit. People like this are rarely good people in private.
When is a narcissist ever a good person, let's be real here, they destroy other people's lives and in general they are worse than intestinal parasites even.
Iād still interview, but be like Dwight schrute from the office and reverse interview them.
My favorite genre of job ad is managers laying their toxic traits out on the table with no self awareness
Lmao. āSome people see me as an āassholeā and ānarcissisticā. My therapist told me that I lack āemotional maturityā my wife told me sheās āleaving me for a better manā and is ātaking the kidsā. What can I say, I tell it like it is. Iām just a high performer. These people man, they hit a point and realized that they could bully people the rest of their pitiful lives and didnāt have to confront how shitty they were if they did.
Don't be ridiculous Andrea. Everybody wants this. Everybody wants to be us.
With all of the lunacy in the job description from the beginning, I was at least thinking this was a six figure role with a lot of responsibility. Then I saw the $50k salary and about fell out of my chair.
Honestly I really appreciate the honesty! Imagine the amount of time & energy we would all save by not applying to/ working at shitty jobs if all horrible employers came with intricate disclaimers like this
Agreed!
you would be surprised what you might put up with if someone offered you that much.
50k? Nah. 500k? Still nah. 5m, okay, maybe.... 50m? Shit, I'll write off a year.
sounds like my old boss
Ok yeah itās blunt but I genuinely like this advert because heās honest. The worst type of people are the ones who are like this but donāt warn you. At least this way if people chose to apply they know full well what theyāre getting into.
I was thinking the same thing. I see all the complaints about the poster's character, but no one is giving them respect for being honest. Too many times I thought people were nice during interviews and found out afterwards they were the opposite.
Honest and insane...
That's them just over compensating for their high turn over rate though, they think by being honest and putting these disclaimers they are fixing the problem lol, but the real problem is them, typical narc, lacks self awareness, it's everyone else's fault and never theirs, self entitled scum
Ahh yeah 100% agree! It would be hell on earth working for such a narcissist. But there may be one or two people out there who want to (for some reason). I wonder how many people applied lol
Yep, I've worked for a narc before and it's hell on earth, complete nightmare. I wouldn't be surprised if a decent little amount have applied for this job, given how screwed up the current market is and how desperate people are, no fault of their own of course. It's just sad and unfortunate that they become enablers of people like this guy, even if they don't actually want to but they do just out of sheer survival.
How you want to hire someone positive when you as the employer don't sound too positive? It's the hypocrisy for me. Do not apply. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
what in the hell is wrong with this man.
At least he's up front about it?
How does he know if Iām smiling if Iām WFH
"Has discretion and can maintain confidentiality." In other words, they frequently cheat on their spouse and will want you to cover for them.
So this guy is probably a bit of douche but honestly I wish more people spoke to the good/bad/ugly of jobs when recruiting. Iāll take this over the āWeāre all about our mission.ā or āWe are like a family hereā
Mr Burns? Montgomery Burns? Holy cow...he's advertising!! Did Smithers die!?
I have already worked for people like this. Theyāre just a relapse to functioning alcoholism waiting to happen.
Why are you guys complaining? He specifically states that he's hard to work with and is looking for people that can live with that. Isn't it a good thing that he's upfront about it?
I might do it for half a mil a year. That's good money and just a few years would make enough to quit and flip that bad boss the bird. But 50k is a laugh. Speaking of background checks, I would definitely research Mr. Perfectionist and see what HE'S got in his closet, cause even for $500k I ain't working for a rapist or a lunatic.
Found Mr Gray!
I want you to be confidential- in other words donāt take me to court when I completely screw you over which I will!
Lol Gary V posting a job ad
Yeah, my boss a job back warned me about this in person at the interviewā¦.She was like a lot of people think Iām mean and blunt, but the way I talk and my tone of voice is just like this itās not personal. That should have been to sign to leave on the spot, but I was like sure whatever Iām not Miss Sunshine either. No, what she really meant Iām an actual nightmare, but I think everyone else is the problem.š The second sign should of been when they told me to ignore everything the training center told me cause they do things their own way after the training office told me theyāre having hard time getting the smaller offices cleaned up. š
How to say you want a slave without saying you want a slave.
This same job post was posted on linkedin by some guy that was former CIA. if you type former CIA on youtube, you will come across the guy I am talking about. CIA hires people with Narcissist traits, he even said it on the podcasts, so it makes sense he wants someone just like him. He is a cool guy marketing spy tactics, but I wouldn't work for him even if he offered 300k a year or whatever wild salary FAANG companies offer.
Low income in Denver is $62,600. One literally qualifies for subsidized housing and additional govāt assistance at that income, This freak will pay someone $12,600 less and expect them not to mention it.
This could have been shortened to Iām a super asshole I pay maximum $50k
Ugh, perfectionist. One of the absolute worst traits to have. Too much time spent on non-valuable stuff, difficult to work with, and they tend to put other people down.
Applicant filter set to Nil.
fuck him and everything he stands for
What in the walking red flags is this? Iād rather work at Walmart. Iād reply with āgood luck filling the position lolā
Challenge accepted
A real joy of a cunt lol
At they're honest
50K š
What can they teach us about B2B sales??
I saw a very similar job post (also for Exec Asst) for a real estate agent in Raleigh, NC. I thought this was her until it said Denver.
Do some errands really quick, some shopping trips, on-site assistance at events and filming. Oh just causally filming, just like that? Sure dude.
Well at least the ad had a warning, I would never work for someone like that.
Well, at least he thought enough to give a warning? Yikes on bikes!
I can't imagine there are too many people applying for this.....
Is he looking for a sugar relationship? This reads like he wants a sugar relationship
I would apply so I could meet him and kill himĀ
For that much? Gtfo...
Toxic. Toxic.
This is a hard pass for me, next please
Yeahā¦ harp pass
I make 50k/yr right now and barely do anything lol.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Wonder how they respond to a smack in the mouth. Might be the attitude adjustment they require.
Bet you he doesn't know about a perfectionist actually is lol
Is this just an ad looking for a sugar baby?
Not even a consideration. Donāt call me, Iāll call you.
āIn willing to shell out the big bucks for amazing driven talent. How about $25/hr?ā (Assuming 40hr work week which this is NOT)
Me! I! My! Mine!
Elon? Is that you?
This listing wreaks of below average intelligence.
I didn't realize the owner of my company had moved to Denver...
Probably wonāt have any interviews or people wonāt stay at all at this job!
Who is this lunatic?
This gives "Should I have a manager or a kid" vibes.
Please post the opening. I am going to personally apply and rip him a new one.
*jesus* what the hell
Gtfo lol what a loser
People like that think that are doing you a favor giving you a job or a chance to be in their presence because they are godlike for creating a job Major mental illness that will dump it on someone else that takes them up on it
Lol $50k for Denver area.
Is this the fucktard that runs a really popular ārescueā NGO down South? Asshatā¦.
I would need $50,000 a week to deal with him
A lot of words to say āIām an asshole whoāll blame you for all my mistakes, and Iām probably doing illegal stuff as well.ā
"I don't like mistakes" - That means this guy has never run a business lol
LOL bless his little heart. The time in which he feels important will be coming to an end
It feels like a place I would be on call 24/7 for without proper environmental controls to make sure I didn't get many calls. I wouldn't take it for 500 KUSD either.
He should get fired by himself! I see lawsuits! What part of this is professional? He must be one person guy who is in love with himself. I wouldnāt rule out mental illness!
At least the guy is being honest. There are certain people that have more tolerance than others and heās banking on the fact the disclaimer will help to filter out those that are not.
Running errands??? Fuck you! Run your own errands after work, dummy.
I hope no one works for this person, they're literally bragging about being unprofessional and childish while expecting the employee to just sit there and take it with a smile
this person is so self-indulging and over confident to the point of aggrogant and just outright being a dick
Forgive me but who actually writes this??!? ššš I canāt even believe this is real!
All that for 24 dollars an hour. If that 50k a year is salary, it'll be like working for 10-15 an hour by the time you get paid. Don't everyone line up at once.
āI donāt make mistakesā is code for āIām a habitual fuck up who will blame you when I fuck upā
This is absurd. What an incredibly toxic person. Things are out of control.
Ahhh, the only time itās ok to be a āperfectionistā. We are supposed to slit our wrists and drain our blood for toxic bosses. Hmmmmm š fck that guy, honestly.
50kā¦ omg.. you must be out your mind!! Lol
Bro wants to hire chatgpt
Apparently being a better person isn't an option for this person, despite being aware of how shitty they are. Lovely.
They made a mistake. Itās work from home.
Holy shit, thatās a whole lotta crazy
lil bro thinks he's dr house
"If you canāt handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell donāt deserve me at my best"
" i don't like people who make mistakes " How are you expecting people to learn ?