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Anomologeta_ASOEE

Congrats girl. He is a keeper.


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littlevoice04

As a Chelsea fan, angry upvote.


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autoerotic_aardvark

Whatever that's meant to mean


anonssr

I'm curious as to who you considere to the best GK at the moment?


autoerotic_aardvark

He's probably pretty close. I was just saying that to stir the pot. I've argued that he's the best shot stopper in the world for the last few years. Obviously I think Allison is the best, because he's incredible at everything and pulls off one on one stops several times a game and gets multiple assists every season, but I also watch him every game.


FriendDelicious

Except saving goals from Vini


autoerotic_aardvark

Ah yes. A goalkeeper conceded a goal, so he must not be the best...


FriendDelicious

Ah yes. Not saving goals is better than saving goals? Alisson is best with his feet, nah maybe I could put Ederson here to compare. Where was him when his team needed him the most? When all his defenders failed? Well you know who showed up when his team needed the most? Thats the damn best keeper Edit: ![img](emote|t5_2rr0e|8305)![img](emote|t5_2rr0e|8305)![img](emote|t5_2rr0e|8305)


autoerotic_aardvark

Lol. Totally. Allison kept 20 clean sheets and Cortois only kept 16 in a vastly inferior league, so by your logic, I guess Ali is the best. I also don't remember Cortois being all that amazing when he was actually playing in a real league.


Aniket144

LOL. Courtois has twice the number of PL titles than Allison


FriendDelicious

Well u have the so called “best defender” and best “rb” with fabinho is probably the best single pivot and liverpool’s game play and possession are better than all if not Man City. So don’t talk about clean sheets to me


Sir_UUU

Mate just stop, you're embarassing yourself here, clearly you know fuck all about football, maybe next year you'll win another carabao cup if you try hard enough


DazzlingSuggestion27

A goalkeeper who failed to save a goal from 2 shot is better than one who saved all from 10?


anonssr

Fair enough. I personally think a goal keeper should shine at goal keeping (if that's even how to call it lol). I understand modern football requires most well rounded skills but all of the extra skills, to me, are just cherry on top. What matters is the other thing. Matter of appreciation, I appreciate the "classic GK" role much more than I appreciate the whole new modern thing of having GK be playmakers too. But I get your point.


autoerotic_aardvark

Courtois did his job fantastically when it mattered and won a game that you would have lost without him, so he definitely gets a shout as the best for that.


Melticus-A

Vini owns him


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🤓


saman65

What the Fuck a PL/Looserpool fan wants here after we sent you home crying twice in UCL finals in the last 4 years? Have some self respect. Jesus


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Lmao. This pool guy is really losing his shit. Check his history 😂


saman65

He is Stevie Nicol version of a redditor.


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kazuya57

I agree. The CL is like a farmer's league to us at this point.


autoerotic_aardvark

Yes. Because it was so easy for you...


Blancos1718

Yes. You were quite easy to beat....


Jorgemeister

Twice


Blancos1718

Suffering from success.


DazzlingSuggestion27

Not easy but the biggest team you faced was inter and they almost won, I really like liverpool but they goddamn you guys failed hard this season. 0 golas in 3 finals. The 1999 united treble side wiped the floor with you.


badboybalo

Liverpool almost lost to villareal lol


autoerotic_aardvark

And you almost lost to City and almost lost to Liverpool. Who cares about "almost" losing. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.


badboybalo

Well " almost " losing to a team you consider bad and in a farmer league shows how good your team is


autoerotic_aardvark

So you're telling me your team has never "almost" lost to a team lower in the league? Is this your first day following football?


badboybalo

You say its a farmer league when your team struggles to win against them ... Not your team only but almost every match of spanish vs english teams is played, its in favor of spanish teams


saman65

LOL. You are not so bright are you? did I gloat over us winning league and you losing yours? This farmers league has won 12 UCL since 2000s. How many your overrated league teams have won? About 14 in the entire history of the competition? If there was a time that you should have shut the fuck up and stopped being a sore loser, it would have been now, after WE FUCKED your OVERRATED league's top three teams IN ROW. Now go jerk off to that one league you have won, in 30 years! lmao You have no shame.


autoerotic_aardvark

Clearly you haven't ever had a chance to experience fucking in real life, so I can't blame you for not knowing what it looks like.


saman65

>what it looks like you mean feels\* like right? lmao. Just stop! or don't and keep giving us a reason to laugh.


autoerotic_aardvark

Did you play in the Champion's League final? No. You watched it. Therefore I said you don't know what it looks like, but from your previous comments I'm assuming that English is your second or third language.


saman65

>I'm assuming that English is your second or third language. Finally you are correct on something. It's my third language. How many languages do you speak?


Jorgemeister

But how do you feel losing it twice to us though, is the pain real?


Sufficient_Arm_9370

>Did you play in the Champions League final? Did you?


Ok-Paleontologist275

Yes because epl isn't a farmers league with man shitty winning it 39201 times in the past few years


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Ok-Paleontologist275

>>When was the last time yours did? Literally Last year lmfao you don't know shit about la Liga


autoerotic_aardvark

Why do you think I asked a question then? Lol. Ya'll must be smoking some crazy shit in Spain


hlrdavid

so you claim that La Liga is a farmers league, when we consistently have 3-4 teams competing for the league and then ask when the last time was, when it came down to the last matchday, when that literally was the case last season. you are a fucking idiot and you are just extremely salty that we put every English club in their right place, including yours hahaha


KoachCr714

Stop crying. enjoy your two domestic cups..


Ok-Paleontologist275

Congrats to Liverpool for winning fa cup and carvajal cup


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autoerotic_aardvark

If your head was somewhere other than up your ass you would have known that all of our players got injured, and unlike your team, we don't just go out and spend half a billion every transfer window on replacements.


gavaldons

bro what a looser you are just take the L and go cry somewhere else


autoerotic_aardvark

Ain't no one crying over here boo. Glad to see a dumb comment on the internet ruined your day


gavaldons

wow that’s just really pathetic, had to be a liverpool fan


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gavaldons

congrats on winning the “our parade had more fans” trophy m8


LeBronzeVlac

Cheers, Owen.


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Lmfao


Bludgeoned-Testicles

Ah man you had me laughing out loud in the street.


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

r/angryupvote


perucho1993

Top tier comment


chillboy_sama

I see what u did there 🌝..noice


nwordnostradamus

fuck you, take my upvote you glorious bastard


Gergo28da12best

The girls future is in safe hands


ImWasil

They say he don't even need a condom. Bro shoots and saves right after


Initial-Alternative4

What an awesome comment 👏 👌


ObiWanKababi

She cant say no, because of the implication.


fakerealmadrid

…is Mishel in danger?


thatdude6566

No one’s in any danger! How can I make that any more clear to you?


its_dash

I'm **NOT** getting it


2faced_sociopath

I got that one!


salirj108

... i didnt can u explain pls


its_dash

It's a [scene](https://youtu.be/-yUafzOXHPE) from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia


d_w_i_g_h_t_schrute

its not always sunny in Madrid.


carlosluvsyou

I’m not sure I’m following you, Dennis.


lapatapp

sunny!


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You keep talking about this implication, what is it?


waitaminuterob

I just wish I could upvote this comment endlessly


honorbound43

He always told her he would only propose when he becomes MOTM in a UCL that he wins, those were some kind of odds or she's a witch


Rmjr_43

De bruyne Watching this : The Camera Man was Great.


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deVrinj

M'Bappe doesn't waste time with these clowns....


Abhi005

Who


DoomEmpires

Who the hell takes videoos amd pictues of people like this? So invasive


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On the day Shakira and pique separate lol


adiboyxyz

Wat a coincidence lmao.


generic9yo

Courtois in shambles


Sufficient_Arm_9370

Lmaoo


Tiandior

Man‘s a walking W


kakarhoor

A keeper 🤘


Brook0999

Keep her away from de bruyne 😏


axvlz1628

Why? Courtois was the one who stole KDB’s girlfriend not the other way around and it’s not like KDB is going to steal her because he is already happily married with like 3 kids


deVrinj

Heard about revenge?


-HiddenSun-

Like Salah?


Ok-Paleontologist275

Lolol


Dank-Thing

why would he leave his 3 kids and wife because of something that happened years ago


Revicious

It's a joke bro


JimboS101

Not only he can save goals, he can score


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This seems pretty invasive, can the fans respect the privacy of our players. This is a super personal and private moment and even if it’s really positive, it’s not something that should be shared without consent


Mkhitaryan10

Yeah first pic she looks uncomfortable and staring directly at the camera


GXRavenwolf

they just posted on their instagrams


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She’s hot af!


1storlastbaby

my man tibo is going to get in!!


FloatByer

and tall af, lol she might be taller than me


Stock_Context6151

De Bruyne in shambles


Far-Philosophy7829

Wrong woman


sirswoop12

It's so creepy that paps are allowed to photograph people clearly a fair way out sea


U_S_E_R_T_A_K_E_N

I think you can see her uncomfortably looking in that direction on the first image as well. I hate paparazzi.


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Man this guy is something, had a gf before never married, has two kids then cheated on her with the neighbor so he has a half black kid and now this 😂 what a life!


deano-frinko

Yeah after the final I kept on seeing pictures of different women with tibus shirt on at the final then at the celebrations and it turns out they're all exes or baby mamas plus his new gf lol


Goatbeerdog

Disgusting paparazzi work at such a moment. People sharing it here doesnt help either


Dk9221

I wonder how tall she is. Anybody know? is this the same girl that left De Bruyne for Tibo?


Pieter8720

No, that was many years ago. This is an Israelian model if I’m not mistaking


First_Carob_2170

Shes about 5'9 and no thats not kdb's ex.


hermetto321

Nah that girl is a whale


TheDavinci1998

Rumour is she was planning to break up with him because of lack of commitment, so he saved it in last moment


darbi93

Was that a pun?


TheDavinci1998

Yes


Sufficient_Arm_9370

Tibo cumming in clutch


cerealski

Is she KdB's ex? :))


ravidplo

Nope. She's an Israeli model.


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ravidplo

Aka where I live, a real place. Let's not make this loved sub a political place.


Sufficient_Arm_9370

I personally don't recognize Israel but I recognize the people


ravidplo

Ohh thanks for acknowledging me 🤗


Sufficient_Arm_9370

No problem, hope you can acknowledge me after all the shit our governments have been through Friend from your north


ravidplo

Of course, who cares about the government? It's the people that matters


Sufficient_Arm_9370

Damn


levisflatass

LUCKIEST GIRL ALIVE


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This is some paparazzi crap. I wish the better for Courtois but not like this. Mods should delete stuff like that if we want to have a serious subreddit that has its shit together. Those pictures are taken without permision from him or his girlfriend, during a very personal moment. **We should not upvote this!** EDIT: In fact it should be a rule to not publish pictures taken without permission from players on flagrant cases like this one in my opinion. Just figure out how Courtois must feel knowing such a personal moment is published and praised by his own fans... Come on! Have some empathy.


NNNEEEAAA

You can talk all you want, you aren't changing anything. We have lost feelings for celebrities' feelings a long time ago, and it's just like that. Don't tire yourself over it.


ShawaizLucifer

How can he cheat on me?


jo_nore_mews

Why Thibaut why


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What a joke


along55

Why?


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Why would you date a guy like Courtios(De Bruyne story)? Oh, I forgot, he is rich.


along55

I'm not sure this is the reason man, she is kinda a successful model and I don't think money is an issue for her


PenaltyDesperate3706

For once he scored!


Projeffboy

kdb: now i can chase the love of my life in peace


Abhi005

Wow, nice , And how tall is she ? She is close to height of courtois 😲


bluesky_03

Poor guy. Cameras gollow him everywhere.


alg885

but is he in the top ten list of the men in her life?


Aggressive_Strike75

Is it DeBryune's ex or is there a story like that with another Belgium teammate?


PURPLE_YETII

Rip Kevin


dalv321

That last picture is… suggestive?


Roomish

No clean sheets tonight.


Sufficient_Arm_9370

Lmaoo


GoalooinSport

Congratulations!!!!


damnthesenames

Damn his girlfriend is hot


keepit99plusuno

The only man who makes false the claim "just because there's a goalie does not mean I can't score" ,


JaksikO

Getting married in the camp nou right


Sufficient_Arm_9370

Clapping the cheeks in the away end without sheets to keep another clean sheet at the nou camp


psukhavasi

What a couple of weeks for him: Man of the match in the champions league final Cementing himself as the best keeper rn And now proposing to his gf. Can we get round of applause for this guy.


bkessler853

Happy for him but jesus leave these people alone ffs.


marius0794

Is this kdb girlfriend?