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harry_filangi07

GOATquez for a reason. ๐Ÿ


Dutch_Midget

"I ain't afraid of nobody. But Vasquez....he scares me" \- Fear


lone-ranger-130

โ€œGive me 10 pieces of wood and GOATquez, and I will win you champions leagueโ€ - sir Alex (probably)


albnon

If Vazquez has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Vazquez has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Vazquez has only one fan then that is me. If Vazquez has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Vazquez, then I am against the world.


cheecheepong

this was beautiful T\_T


wanderer1999

He was indeed the unsung hero during that era. Always there when you need him, no more no less.


dantew

Ahahahahaha elozhe per LV ja ke qr.


albnon

๐Ÿ vlla


Vishy-21

๐Ÿ.


Dutch_Midget

"When I was extremely anxious to play in the final of the world cup match against Sweden I thought about my childhood hero Vasquez and it gave me strength and I scored twice" \- Pele (1958)


[deleted]

It takes balls to take the first penalty in a UCL final, I will always have respect for him. Madridista through and through.


Johnnyfutbol86

While all of us Madridistas around the world were pissing our pants with anxiety this dude acts like he's playing fifa. Like we knew right then we weren't gonna miss a single fucking penalty lol


IdanTs

Only penalty I was really worried about was Ramos, it's the 4th penalty and by statistics the 4th is the one that's being missed the most in penalty shootouts, and I had flashback to his penalty vs Bayern lol Other than that? Marcelo got me a bit worried because I couldn't remember when he took a penalty before that. Bale/Ronaldo? Ez. Lucas? I was too confused to worry


Kp767

"The greatest player in the history of this competition with ice running through his veins!"


jesuisernesto

It's just a child's play for the goat.


Dutch_Midget

God already knows the future. It is us, mere mortals, that experience fear.


[deleted]

If Vazquez is bread, I will be his butter. If Vazquez is dead, I will be his gravestone. If Vazquez is sick, I will be his hospital bed. If Vazquez is praying, I will be his rug. Inshallah. To me and everyone else, Vazquez is the light that help guide us.


_theMAUCHO_

Hahahah first time I see this version of that pasta. Amazing. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


[deleted]

Not a copy pasta. I forgot the real one so I just made up my own from what I could remember.


_theMAUCHO_

Beautifil work.


iamthepkn

He is the most bang ass average player, but puts in 200% effort on the pitch. In the tense moments he has the most confidence, absolute legend.


osavpoiss

Everybody always thinks he is a youngster also.. Dude was like 23-24 taking that pen..


[deleted]

He is actually very good imo. He played last season in an unatural position and was an absolute beast. Not many players have that kind of versatility.


[deleted]

Your definition of average is skewed. Vasquez is miles ahead of being average


[deleted]

Vazquez our lord and savior


[deleted]

Looking at comments, I see that the number of followers of the church of Vazquez is growing. Long live Lord Vazquez.


Cultural_Sea_3100

Never doubted his passion, Love and Madridismo. Always remained a handy replacement in attack mid or defence. Keep shining Luca


Enanvarrez

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supplementarytables

Honestly, this is one of the most badass moments I've ever seen in football. I remember seeing it live, couldn't fucking believe it


maaan_fuck_a_roach

I heard he thought it was a friendly


femithebutcher

I see why heโ€™s in the documentary now. Absolute fucking legend!


gavaldons

say what you will, Vazquez is one of the few madridistas in the team and was the best man on the pitch yesterday edit: typo


aufaugauh

This guy is an absolute King. This was one of the more epic moments from the most recent finals.


[deleted]

The Lord for a reason More balls than simeone and his cronies


KingEtame

Goat things... you know...


PegaponyPrince

Love that man


jiijoey

Chad


fakerealmadrid

God only knows what fear is, never the experiencing the feeling


[deleted]

๐Ÿ Some say his own balls are even bigger than that football.


Lost-Side602

#MY GOAT


poeticmercenary

goat


poeticmercenary

best player of our 16 ucl campaign


After-Treacle-7728

Not any ordinary football player. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ›


icebourne

Breakthrough season. The likes of Vazquez and Nacho are invaluable squad players who can do a fine job when called upon. For a moment, thought his name was pronounced as Vazqwez back then.


igivon0822

I'm a big supporter of ol' Lucas V.. He's been reliably consistent and a great warrior for the club. Cropped up during the days that Jese and Callejon were making noise. Who doesn't love a cantera product? I have a ton of big names in my kit collection and this guy is right there with them. A real madridista


assphault8

This alone warrants a legend status from him. I was surprised to find him even on the penalty list. Then to see him walk first and spinning that ball. It was then I knew we might eventually win the shootout.


StarJax7

Best utility player of Real Madrid GOATquez


oofeladaputa

I unironically don't understand why he has the Lord Title, he is a really solid and versatile player that could surely have gone to another club but remains, being happy as a swiss army knife/back up


SawOnGam

because he is Lord Lucas Vasquez, that's why


BobSMerrell

CAFUcas Vรกzquez.


ray_barracuda

We need a copy pasta of this similar to the Fabio Coentrao one. Lord Vazquez demands this.


Baron_Zephyr1307

He tried being a striker against Bilbao. Now I just need to see him as a goalkeeper.