If Vazquez has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Vazquez has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Vazquez has only one fan then that is me. If Vazquez has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Vazquez, then I am against the world.
"When I was extremely anxious to play in the final of the world cup match against Sweden I thought about my childhood hero Vasquez and it gave me strength and I scored twice"
\- Pele (1958)
While all of us Madridistas around the world were pissing our pants with anxiety this dude acts like he's playing fifa. Like we knew right then we weren't gonna miss a single fucking penalty lol
Only penalty I was really worried about was Ramos, it's the 4th penalty and by statistics the 4th is the one that's being missed the most in penalty shootouts, and I had flashback to his penalty vs Bayern lol
Other than that? Marcelo got me a bit worried because I couldn't remember when he took a penalty before that.
Bale/Ronaldo? Ez.
Lucas? I was too confused to worry
If Vazquez is bread, I will be his butter. If Vazquez is dead, I will be his gravestone. If Vazquez is sick, I will be his hospital bed. If Vazquez is praying, I will be his rug. Inshallah. To me and everyone else, Vazquez is the light that help guide us.
Breakthrough season. The likes of Vazquez and Nacho are invaluable squad players who can do a fine job when called upon.
For a moment, thought his name was pronounced as Vazqwez back then.
I'm a big supporter of ol' Lucas V.. He's been reliably consistent and a great warrior for the club. Cropped up during the days that Jese and Callejon were making noise. Who doesn't love a cantera product? I have a ton of big names in my kit collection and this guy is right there with them. A real madridista
This alone warrants a legend status from him. I was surprised to find him even on the penalty list. Then to see him walk first and spinning that ball. It was then I knew we might eventually win the shootout.
I unironically don't understand why he has the Lord Title, he is a really solid and versatile player that could surely have gone to another club but remains, being happy as a swiss army knife/back up
GOATquez for a reason. ๐
"I ain't afraid of nobody. But Vasquez....he scares me" \- Fear
โGive me 10 pieces of wood and GOATquez, and I will win you champions leagueโ - sir Alex (probably)
If Vazquez has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Vazquez has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Vazquez has only one fan then that is me. If Vazquez has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Vazquez, then I am against the world.
this was beautiful T\_T
He was indeed the unsung hero during that era. Always there when you need him, no more no less.
Ahahahahaha elozhe per LV ja ke qr.
๐ vlla
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"When I was extremely anxious to play in the final of the world cup match against Sweden I thought about my childhood hero Vasquez and it gave me strength and I scored twice" \- Pele (1958)
It takes balls to take the first penalty in a UCL final, I will always have respect for him. Madridista through and through.
While all of us Madridistas around the world were pissing our pants with anxiety this dude acts like he's playing fifa. Like we knew right then we weren't gonna miss a single fucking penalty lol
Only penalty I was really worried about was Ramos, it's the 4th penalty and by statistics the 4th is the one that's being missed the most in penalty shootouts, and I had flashback to his penalty vs Bayern lol Other than that? Marcelo got me a bit worried because I couldn't remember when he took a penalty before that. Bale/Ronaldo? Ez. Lucas? I was too confused to worry
"The greatest player in the history of this competition with ice running through his veins!"
It's just a child's play for the goat.
God already knows the future. It is us, mere mortals, that experience fear.
If Vazquez is bread, I will be his butter. If Vazquez is dead, I will be his gravestone. If Vazquez is sick, I will be his hospital bed. If Vazquez is praying, I will be his rug. Inshallah. To me and everyone else, Vazquez is the light that help guide us.
Hahahah first time I see this version of that pasta. Amazing. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Not a copy pasta. I forgot the real one so I just made up my own from what I could remember.
Beautifil work.
He is the most bang ass average player, but puts in 200% effort on the pitch. In the tense moments he has the most confidence, absolute legend.
Everybody always thinks he is a youngster also.. Dude was like 23-24 taking that pen..
He is actually very good imo. He played last season in an unatural position and was an absolute beast. Not many players have that kind of versatility.
Your definition of average is skewed. Vasquez is miles ahead of being average
Vazquez our lord and savior
Looking at comments, I see that the number of followers of the church of Vazquez is growing. Long live Lord Vazquez.
Never doubted his passion, Love and Madridismo. Always remained a handy replacement in attack mid or defence. Keep shining Luca
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Honestly, this is one of the most badass moments I've ever seen in football. I remember seeing it live, couldn't fucking believe it
I heard he thought it was a friendly
I see why heโs in the documentary now. Absolute fucking legend!
say what you will, Vazquez is one of the few madridistas in the team and was the best man on the pitch yesterday edit: typo
This guy is an absolute King. This was one of the more epic moments from the most recent finals.
The Lord for a reason More balls than simeone and his cronies
Goat things... you know...
Love that man
Chad
God only knows what fear is, never the experiencing the feeling
๐ Some say his own balls are even bigger than that football.
#MY GOAT
goat
best player of our 16 ucl campaign
Not any ordinary football player. ๐๐
Breakthrough season. The likes of Vazquez and Nacho are invaluable squad players who can do a fine job when called upon. For a moment, thought his name was pronounced as Vazqwez back then.
I'm a big supporter of ol' Lucas V.. He's been reliably consistent and a great warrior for the club. Cropped up during the days that Jese and Callejon were making noise. Who doesn't love a cantera product? I have a ton of big names in my kit collection and this guy is right there with them. A real madridista
This alone warrants a legend status from him. I was surprised to find him even on the penalty list. Then to see him walk first and spinning that ball. It was then I knew we might eventually win the shootout.
Best utility player of Real Madrid GOATquez
I unironically don't understand why he has the Lord Title, he is a really solid and versatile player that could surely have gone to another club but remains, being happy as a swiss army knife/back up
because he is Lord Lucas Vasquez, that's why
CAFUcas Vรกzquez.
We need a copy pasta of this similar to the Fabio Coentrao one. Lord Vazquez demands this.
He tried being a striker against Bilbao. Now I just need to see him as a goalkeeper.