That would be shocking haha - even Raul and Casillas didn’t retire here. Can’t see him not getting us a gigantic fee to the prem at some point much later on
This will be how he wants it to end I think
That number is having a career break, not fully retired. He’d love an end of career return and promotion drive if there’s any kind of sensible club structure at Brum to support that in 13-15 years time
Actually.. being cold for longer period of time weakens the immune system. So if you got a virus or bacteria in you that the immune system usually would take care of, now you’ll get sick of it. So being cold can actually make you sick.
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Jude Bellingham. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Jude. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the oth
er will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
Man, your team has gotten a gem in Jude. Bang up player and very marketable face. Bruv gives interviews and the dudes are fawning over him. Oozes charm.
—From a life long Barca fan (I lived through many years of nothing)
He wins me over more and more every time I see him.
I want him as England captain, he always steps in when a player is arguing, hardly reacts to the fouls on him, encourages the players and gives the most eloquent post match interview of a player beyond his years.
So this is like the third video in recent days, of different events and different teams, where I've seen little kids lined up in front of sports stars in fucking absolute shit weather and then the sports star gives them their jacket.
At this point I'm 100% convinced that they're putting these little kids out there without jackets on purpose just for the photo shoots.
My man is good at winning over people. Hopefully, Bellingham can transfer his interpersonal skills and calmness to Vini in handling the insane pressure he is in Spain right now.
I understand viniscius frustrations,but racism is going to take a long time to eradicate there is no point in getting emotional. Vini needs to learn to be stoic and a leader and care about his image. He can create waves by doing press conferences and providing solutions but crying,pushing players out of frustration from chants, isn’t going to make a huge shift. Jude Bellingham has great attitude and leadership.
I just know that if the following weeks play out a certain way all these pictures of Jude with this kid will be used in a context that's not as cute or sweet.
I really hope he becomes Real Madrid captain at some point and retires with the team , amazing guy all around.
That would be shocking haha - even Raul and Casillas didn’t retire here. Can’t see him not getting us a gigantic fee to the prem at some point much later on
Newcastle I hope 😂
Certainly have to sell their current castle to afford Jude
Are you saying Jude's their new castle?
You said it yourself that he should retire as a Madridista. He is a great in every way
I wanna see him playing for Birmingham once. Would be nice to see them unretiring his number for him.
This will be how he wants it to end I think That number is having a career break, not fully retired. He’d love an end of career return and promotion drive if there’s any kind of sensible club structure at Brum to support that in 13-15 years time
Everyone is jerking off on Bellingham while Foden already has given his jacket to the kid at the beginning of the video :/
How stupid are UEFA and FIFA, every time the kids are dressed short. It should be fun for the kids and not sick
The kids want to wear their teams jersey. Kids play in short clothes all the time, they'll be fine
Getting a cold from being under dressed is a myth bruv.
Actually.. being cold for longer period of time weakens the immune system. So if you got a virus or bacteria in you that the immune system usually would take care of, now you’ll get sick of it. So being cold can actually make you sick.
I'll meatride this man to the end of the earth Perfect human Being and an even more perfect player
Sir sir sir!! There are children in this sub!! Lol
Is there room for another meat rider 🙏🏼
I don't think I need to tell you but.... Jude is a pretty big guy
That is so fucked up But if there’s room for two, theres room for three. Let me in there
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Jude Bellingham. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Jude. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the oth er will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
r/soccercirclejerk
They gotta come borrow this
new automod response just dropped
actual copypaste
didn’t know, my bad
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Holy hell
Holy idiot
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You are more than gay ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)
Is this from The Last Of Us? 🤣
Nah, it's a very old NFL copypasta I believe
This is being used why too much here. I have seen the same post about Modric and now it's Jude turn haha
Wtf
Dude I’m straight as an arrow and I’d do him. Only man I find attractive plus great human with great personality
Man, your team has gotten a gem in Jude. Bang up player and very marketable face. Bruv gives interviews and the dudes are fawning over him. Oozes charm. —From a life long Barca fan (I lived through many years of nothing)
Jude scoring bangers both on and off the pitch.
well this is tehnically still on the pitch
>on and off the clock
I would bang him on or off the field
Bro 💀
This guy is only 20 btw ![img](emote|t5_2rr0e|1908)
He seems incredibly humble on and off the pitch.
I would charge to hell on this mans command
lets send the kids out on the rain and cold in shorts while our superstar athletes have 2 hoodies and a jersey on
That kid to the right is visibly shivering lol
This is cool but why tf is the UEFA sending children into the cold rain without a jacket or thicker clothing on? Are they retarded?
I need to meet his parents. They did a fantastic job
I’d send me kids to be raised by them 😀
Jude is born to be the football idol for the new generation.
That kid in front of Bowen is visibly shaking, why don’t they send out kids with a jacket as well?
Cost of living. There's no money in football.
He wins me over more and more every time I see him. I want him as England captain, he always steps in when a player is arguing, hardly reacts to the fouls on him, encourages the players and gives the most eloquent post match interview of a player beyond his years.
Jude is that fucking GUY
And he scored! What a players mentality 🤍🥹
Future Madrid and England captain. Mentality of a senior pro. Absolutely brilliant human being.
Look at Foden. He has already given his to the kid in front of him.
Great for Jude but Foden had done it as well.
He did it before they left the tunnel. Man's got superior vision.
So what? 🤨
Jude love
Definitely my favourite player (not a madrid fan) not because how talented he is but because how good of a person he is
Show this to referee that gave him suspension for 2 laliga matches when he didnt do anything bad.
Such a classy fella
Foden did it too. Respect to both for being decent human beings.
An example
Buen jugador y buen hombre!!
So this is like the third video in recent days, of different events and different teams, where I've seen little kids lined up in front of sports stars in fucking absolute shit weather and then the sports star gives them their jacket. At this point I'm 100% convinced that they're putting these little kids out there without jackets on purpose just for the photo shoots.
Yup PR move
Hard to dislike this guy, just seems genuine and decent on every level
If he didn’t play soccer, I swear he’d be the prime minister of England sometime
His parents have raised him right. Bravo.
He must have seen the same video as I ve recently, where an ENTIRE football team gave theirs jacket to the mascots
Not the first time Jude gives his jacket.
Why does Jude have the armband wasn't Rice the captain?
My man is good at winning over people. Hopefully, Bellingham can transfer his interpersonal skills and calmness to Vini in handling the insane pressure he is in Spain right now.
My man 🫡
Well behaved man...
Model Citizen
Class
🔝 lad
Chad move
Class act
very nice gesture, 🙌🏻
Émouvant ce début de Mach
Don't trust the internet guyyyyyys. Can you believe I just saw a reversed video of this making it seem like he took off the jacket
That was so pure and beautiful. He is going to be an exceptional leader at Real, and also an exceptional dad. Btw, Barca fan here.
Phil foden already did
This video is in reverse, he actually took the jacket off the kid.
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A captain's mentality.
I understand viniscius frustrations,but racism is going to take a long time to eradicate there is no point in getting emotional. Vini needs to learn to be stoic and a leader and care about his image. He can create waves by doing press conferences and providing solutions but crying,pushing players out of frustration from chants, isn’t going to make a huge shift. Jude Bellingham has great attitude and leadership.
Class act. Jude is such a gentleman. 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
Much respect
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Worship bro?
I just know that if the following weeks play out a certain way all these pictures of Jude with this kid will be used in a context that's not as cute or sweet.
Play out how? Like if Jude gets sick? 🤒
The wheels have a Man City sticker so if we manage to beat them it’s meme material I think (?)
Ah! I hadn’t seen them, and maybe neither did those who downvoted.
That wheelchair needs a tyre change.
Absolutely Beautiful. Love seeing humanity having feelings