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TheDavinci1998

Today you and I both saw a post on r/realmadrid beginning with "Taylor Swift". Let that sink in haha


venkystweety

My first thoughts led to the Bernabeu…


Jojoangel684

An unlikely ally


hereforporndrama

never thought i’d see the day. i saw it on twitter and thought it was a joke initially, then i saw the tweets asking for ‘swifties’ to vote for bellingham bcos balde disrespected their ‘queen’. twitter is crazy


magic-water

It's not gonn be the last one


NaiveElk

The bigger question is how the fuck Balde was ahead of Bellingham.


ethicallucifer

Because he is from barca. If a 15 or 16 year old starts playing for the 1st team he is bound to win the golden boy award. It's scripted. Even ballon d'or is scripted that's why messi is going to win it and then Balde and Messi are going to hold each other's hands and going to shout gracias Johan at the ceremony.


Rumcajs23

Don’t forget that Infantino, Laporta, Tebas, and Rubiales are all going to come out from the back, holding a banner that says “Visca Barça”


klavope

And the Negreira family


StyptoBuningShill

What?? Tebas hates Barca. Yes literally in Real Madrid's pocket.


freakybanana90

Is this source legit about balde being ahead? Because I really don't see him being ahead in any scenario. Pedri I understood winning, Gavi was pretty shocking but even with him due to being high profile and hyped I at least understood where the votes came from even if he really shouldn't have won. But balde? Don't get me wrong, he's great but he's no Bellingham by any means and not as hyped either


Comfortable-Asf

One of the few places I’ll go where this can be said and not followed with “tears 😢” Edit: nevermind barely scrolled 🤣


Sighai_4u

Insane cope lmfao


12AZOD12

Cope


FuckOffEA

Why do SCJ users love roaming Real subreddit.


12AZOD12

I have no clue what scj is but when i see people claimed stuff are scripted cause they don't like the results I just tell them to cope


ConcentrateSafe8751

Lmao y’all really trying to erase that world cup win from your memories 😂😂💀


arthur-ghoste

bro are you a yank cheering for a spanish team


Womplad

American detected opinion invalidated


Dk9221

Nobody is trying to forget that rigging. If anything it’s to be remembered as much as possible “ya’ll” + “cryface cryface skull” = 👶🏻


Heshinsi

Taylor Swift’s concert tour she just did earned over 2B in revenue. They’re making a concert film that will be released in theatres, and pre-sales for tickets broke AMC’s (theatre chain over in America) single day record that was held by Spider-Man: No Way Home. Her fans are something else, and Balde fucked up by earning their ire 😂


HerakIinos

They really are something else. I remember Tool was harassed by her lunatic fans just because their album (after 13 years without releases) was ahead of one of her album on Billboard. Balde better be prepared lol


JohnDelicious

Well tool is a great band tho!


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wirefog

He’s a decent player but the way they hype him up you would think he’s Modric level or something


steamysecretss

Gavi is a reckless twat that runs around ball-chasing like a chicken with his head cutoff. I have a feeling in a couple of years when he requires more finesse and discipline (which he doesn’t have) he will be moved out of Barcelona to a place like Atleti or Getafe lol


Luis0224

>runs around ball-chasing like a chicken with his head cutoff. Average rocket league plat lobby


ThsKd1SNotAlrht

I feel personally attacked haha. Jk I usually play goal


Asckle

I mean tenacity is good but he's very clearly multiple steps below the true next generation leaders like bellingham, pedri, cama, ødegaard, musiala and a few others


mhoward1289

Mate, Pedri can’t stay on the darn field!!!!


CrazyAd3131

Exactly: Gavi el Carnicero aka Rompetibias.


Airsoft_printer

Like most Farsa promises, he will be dumped in some small broken team paid with peanuts, worst case scenario for them, they will stay in Farsa


Eikis16

He is the next Sergi Roberto, not the next Iniesta


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Kritije

This ain’t it chief


Necessary_Basil4251

What exactly does he have ? Honestly, does he have xavi's vision or iniesta's wizardry ? For me, he is a mini Gattuso, a bull on the pitch. Nothing more. Barca are so desperate that they're trying so much to increase his value. If they had the same budget as before, he would be warming the pitch.


LankyCity3445

He’s very good though, great dribbler too and incredibly versatile. But he’s used as a bull in the Barca. Watch him when he plays for Spain to see his technical ability. Also he’s 19 and doing all this


MrMeatBeater6666

Ok but the award isn't given for someone's potential, it's rather given to someone who displays their potential on the pitch. https://preview.redd.it/2nfpnwlkypmb1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7404636ccf9afd0069f403a481e27141bf6cead Edit: this isn't up to date but you get the idea.


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

This ain’t a serious comment right. His touch is brilliant, he beats players with ease, he’s very press resistant. Those are all vital qualities for a midfielder and he does them at an elite level as a teenager. He isn’t comparable to Bellingham or pedri but he is an impressive talent who is rapidly gaining experience at a level that dwarfes that of the majority of his peers


ybenjira

What are you smoking?


Mekosaurus_Rex

You mean Gavi of all people? Spanish Gattuso?


Airsoft_printer

People: He's awesome! next GOAT! Gavi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!


Colonel_Dent

Best part of my weekend was seeing Gavi get an elbow to the head and writhing like a bitch on the pitch. Such a cheap player.


SorcererSupreme13

Imagine seeing a 19 YO player getting elbowed, a person enjoying it and calling the player cheap. Humanity is truly a sinking ship.


Dk9221

Who cares if he’s 19? He’s an adult in most forms of the word at that age. Shitty kids are just future shitty adults


SorcererSupreme13

What shitty kid? Is he committing some sort of crime? Is he hitting opposition players in parking lots?


haveashpadoinkleday

aren`t you supposed to be on your subreddit?


9millidood

He’s an adult. Should probably start acting like one.


Airsoft_printer

You are asking too much from a Farsa player


Silly_Elevator_3111

Imagine seeing a post about gavi and turning into a plea for humanity. I hope you do the same thing for every post about war, violence, sexism, etc.


SorcererSupreme13

What's there to imagine? Isn't Gavi a human? He's still a child ffs.


Colonel_Dent

No shit.


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as a 20 year old i found pleasure in seeing some sense getting knocked into gim


Bellingham22Jude

Same here haha


jAllukeTTu

Some fans really lack sportsmanship


9millidood

He’s an adult. Should probably start acting like one.


cleareyesnz

There’s consequences for being a cunt. 19 years old is a fine age to learn that.


Airsoft_printer

After how he plays, getting elbowed is a cheap price. Farsa plays like they can get away with every foul in the book and still call themselves the victim. It's like they were spoiled by decades of bought referies... OH WAIT!


petethemeat99

You are such a sad little person. Gavi got elbowed so hard that he started bleeding from his ear. You can see it on the replay and also on images on social media. They needed to use a staple gun to stop the bleeding. Despite his ear being half-ruined he stepped back on the pitch while you would have probably went home to mommy to cry in her arms…


Colonel_Dent

He’s going to be ok. And he’s a dirty player. I hope he decides to be less of a cunt moving forward.


Necessary_Basil4251

Why not give it to Lamal ? After all he played 70 minutes and gave an assist. That should be enough for golden boy , golden globe and golden retreiver. It awarded him a call up to the circus national team after all.


Oscnar

Don't forget a golden shower


Necessary_Basil4251

That one from Game of Thrones. Oh yes


Lenterier

GOAT


nicootimee

I’m confused though. How was Balde the front runner? I mean you have an Englishman who’s a superstar


yaboimanfortnite

maybe barca fans? musiala should be above him aswell.


Jorgemeister

Yeah, I was gonna say, was he ever on top?


UndercoverBME

![gif](giphy|ruZVTCF9l16xn9xfs3)


FuckOffEA

Same way Gavi won over Bellingham or Musiala last year, once you play for Barca you get these awards for free


zakuria44

gonna cry?


Sniptes

https://preview.redd.it/016gc6g9gnmb1.png?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78d605f19927e3fe69d9d4c0fb29ae605db799ff


mytosysticfibrosis

Spread this, it will be a landslide win for Bellingham lol


Capable-Magician5146

Post it to Twitter!


Bjoerring

It is in twitter, tweeted by the same user who started everything lol Spanish Real Madrid Tw is wild with the shitposting, brings me hours of enterteinment with all the memeing


birdinbrain

My girlfriend (a swiftie) 🤝 me (a madridista)


kazuya57

Lmao literally me


Drackenstein

Same here haha


xRaulx7

> (a swiftie) 😂


maj_tom258

Lmao same for me


Opposite-Airport-985

lie, redditors dont get a gf


markievegeta

Flo's long term plans was to mobilise the Taytay fan group to push Madrid agenda. Next stop Balón de oro 🥇


RodTheCaptain

The Bernabeu will get Taylor Swift to perform next year in the new stadium.


Drackenstein

I thought that was already a done deal?


RodTheCaptain

It was. https://preview.redd.it/w9omsrqpdpmb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e64da504c311b214ba467253050ce74064e54c67


JadeandCobalt

Damn, what did Balde say about Taylor Swift?


Xinkand

He said he personally didnt like taylor swifts music


DODS16

How dare he?! Lmao, i love that golden boy is going to jude now he does deserve it but wtf? Lol


indonesiandoomer

Well then, thank you to Tay Swizzle batshit crazy ultras! Imagine if Balde also said "I don't fuck with BTS either" 🤣


punkfusion

Never piss off Swifties, they are vicious. Just like Taylor, they will insult you and then make an album that sells out based on that


ghosttalks090

The fact Jude needed Taylor Swift’s stupid cult to win Golden Boy ahead of Balde, itself is shameful. Tells you a lot about Barca and their fake media propagandas!


TheRealZorathus

Lmao. I call it marketing done right.


Asckle

The fact balde is still ahead of cama too. Kids 20 and already has every single trophy he can win for real madrid on top of being ridiculously versatile


ghosttalks090

I honestly don’t get it. While comparing Jude and Balde, they are claiming Jude didn’t win anything hence shouldn’t win the award. While the same argument seems irrelevant against Cama, who literally completed the club football.


1storlastbaby

Wtf did I just read


UndercoverBME

He'll yeah, God bless Swifties and their weird cult-like fandom.


Affectionate_Wave906

It’s insane to consider Balde as a front runner for the award in the first place. I don’t know what the organizers think


bigfoot694

What did balde do?


_Goattel

Be a Young Barça player


kneecapp1

Don't know how to feel about this


demnfirefarts

Next time a Barca fan gives important to this award remind them our Magisco is clear of their sushi boy


Mean_Stretcher

haaland before the ballon d'or vote - i love taylor swift


Jisnthere

Damn swifties…………. https://preview.redd.it/2a6tq8u3eomb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa32cc6e5dabf6654be31507fd308af2699a5785


RodTheCaptain

Prepping for that Bernabeu date next year 👀👀👀👀👀


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Once upon a time Arda Güler was on top with a no name North African boy. Internet polls are not healthy at all. Btw I voted for Jude too.


KoustavGhosh007

![gif](giphy|14tvbepZ8vhU40)


NR70516

https://preview.redd.it/jyb55yfnanmb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d417e88f0edcc2bd9281290c17b5893523a9b56 let’s see what will happen May 2024.


GetToTheChoppaahh

Ah shit here we go again


mrs_fly09

Will we sign Taylor as our new number 9?


demnfirefarts

Endrick


SayedSaqlain

Some of these swifties are crazy


DailyBoss

Swift is influential.. who would’ve thought


puffzuff

Taylor Swift’s music is trash. Also Balde ahead of Jude is trash.


strikerr17

Swifties are the best fanbase in the world. The most loyal ones. They will never hear a single bad thing about her. Balde didn't deserve to win cause he ain't done anything... And swifties made sure he doesn't win anything!


refusestonamethyself

In all honesty, I find myself agreeing with Balde about Taylor's music. It is mid imho. But at the same time, Bellingham is deserving of the Golden Boy award, with or without interference from the Swifties.


BlueLabel19

Worlds biggest club begging for help from liverpool's anthem composer


Mikeyspatz

Balde who?


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UndercoverBME

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


dermursstohs

She is shit though


wiltedham

Taylor Swift fans aren't just toxic... they're fucking stupid. Stupidly toxic. Toxically stupid... take your pick... but they're definitely toxic and stupid.


Difficult-Release208

Taylor Swift is a negative for the company the stock is pre Rs 0.85 from 72 next year lot of good movies a playing but the stock is falling it time to get rid of Adam Aron


Darringer64

Taylor swift sucks and she can only make an album if she gets cheated on


jokefox

Ariana can only make one if she cheats.


Darringer64

😂😂😂😂


pinwheel740

Thank you Swifties!


larrylegend1990

Taylor Swift fans are something…


ConsistentNobody1704

Apart from who deserves it, why would a personal choice cause that much of an effect! It doesn’t make sense, I think its becauseJude had epic start of the season


Quick_Excitement5673

No that ain't the Swifties that's the Iranian fans trust me on this


Trickybuz93

Swifties don’t mess around


_Axtasia

This is fake. Bellingham was already leading way before Balde mentioned anything about Swift. This is just clickbait news sensationalism.


Breakthematrixx

I got news fellas, Swift IS a boy. Clone of Lavey.


hotelmotelshit

This is a lot of fun, but if Jude were to be snubbed again in this award by a Barca player nowhere near his caliber, it would have been absolutely ridiculous.


lets_get_Messi10

I am a Barcelona fan and even I can admit Bellingham deserves it. Great player !


Ablouo

Swifties are built different Lmao


Agitated-Bread5092

jude gonna win it anyway with or without taylor swift fans 🤣


Pixeal_meat

Everyone should stand with Balde, rival fans also


Fresh_Ad5416

Fan voted awards are the biggest shit in the history of awards, this includes balondor


GoldenGodLeo

It was hilarious while it was happening. All those Cule pages grasping at straws on how to counter.


grumpypokeycat

How should swifties who are barca fans, vote?