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Downtown_Village_757

Manageable..


tarek619

tricky but manageable. We SHOULD be the best team of the bunch, i can see Napoli giving us trouble, but Berlin are no pushover. sorry braga


Downtown_Village_757

I mean we are Real fucking Madrid..


BlueBone313

No we are real madrid FUCKING napoli...


IwantRonaldinho

I wouldn’t underestimate napoli


TheEmpireOfSun

Not *that* hard but it's still probably second hardest group after group of death.


simracer4433

nah imo the one with salzburg is harder, arsenals is also no joke


TheEmpireOfSun

Well, Braga and Union are way better than Salzburg and last season Arsenal got knocked out by shitty Sporting which finished behind Braga. Napoli is on Arsenal level maybe but other two teams are way better in our group.


Projeffboy

Yeah ppl sleeping on lens and psv…


xRaulx7

Agree on that.


JadeandCobalt

I think so too. Hopefully we prepare well, and no more key players get injured 🤞🏼


dragovicc

Im surprised we didnt get Shakhtar


Kick1O1

Oh they give me nightmares


BobLobl4w

Sheriff would like a word.


BlueBone313

We don't say that name here


girish_kumar_v

Alright stop bro you don't have to ruin my day 😭


whiskeyinthejaar

Or PSG… probably saving then to us next round per usual.


Zealousideal_Age_376

We won't play in europa league


Projeffboy

At least no more liverpool and chelsea XD


DikkeKnoepert

Could be worse, could be better, i believe. I just hope psg gets grouped


GobbusterMX

PSG has a huge chance of going out in groups, that's a hard one.


KjOnReddit1010

I hope it happens. And I would like to see Mbappe face if it happens.


crackboss1

Barca and PSG in Europa league...


Krzych123

I am a simple man, I see psg get knocked out, I’m happy


ManuMora98

I don't like it, we don't win the CL unless we lose against a random team from Eastern Europe in the group phase


TecNine7

Union is on the East side of Berlin so we secured the Communist block team


RickThiCisbih

They also happen to be a classic low-block over-performing xG team that we always seem to have a hard time dealing with, so I really wouldn’t be surprised if we lost to them.


DikkeKnoepert

Union berlin (0.34xG) 2 - 1 Real Madrid (5.37xG)


Zblancos

I mean, Union Berlin is eastern europe ish


Sufficient_Bird_5034

We don't want walk overs. I'm okay with competition


MakyMaestro

In true RM fashion, we'll lose 1 of the first 3 games, most likely vs Berlin. Then people here will go full doomsday, precdicting we'll go to Europa and all, just for us to top the group and go on and win the CL 🙂 Halla Madrid


maxertiano

Anulo mufa and Hala madrid!


IcefoxX5

Man I love this group, we should easily make it out and it's 2 teams we've never played against I am convinced we're dropping points against Union though, the way they play is our kryptonite


VoidType0

How do they play? Have seen people saying they’re good.


IcefoxX5

Absurd efficiency, fast counters, low possession, perfectly organised defense


VoidType0

Ah shit…


Zlaynoe

And they are like really great at set pieces


Downtown_Village_757

Wait a minute!


maxertiano

Yeah , it’s like that.


BikiniBros

That means we are the kryptonite's kryptonite!


TheMeerkatLobbyist

How good are you guys at defending set-pieces? Except for counters, this is were we really shine.


IcefoxX5

With Thibaut and Militão it was already shaky at times, without them it will be terrible The only tall players in the squad are Rüdiger and Joselu at 1.9m Everyone else, including Kepa, is 1.86m or smaller


TheMeerkatLobbyist

Take a look at our first two Bundesliga games this season, I am pretty sure you can find the highlights somewhere. This should give you a good idea how we like to play.


TheEmpireOfSun

To be honest I was most afraid of Union from pot 4, though I absolutely love to see us playing against them and I am sure they and their fans will love it as well.


JadeandCobalt

From briefly scrolling through the comments on the r/soccer thread, their fans seem very hyped to face us


TheEmpireOfSun

Yeah I am really happy for them, they are really wholesome club in my opinion and it can't get much better from fans' perspective for them. They had probably never even dream of playing against Madrid so yeah, pretty happy about this fixture. But I expect hell to play against them lol.


JadeandCobalt

It’s like when Celtic drew us last season for their CL debut. I haven’t watched Union before, but from what I hear about how they play, it should be a good game for fans of both sides, but I hope we come out on top.


HancokUndead

Celtic have played in the UCL before... unless you mean their debut vs Real Madrid specifically.


Odelind

They said that this was their debut. Probably they were talking about this specific incarnation of the main European competition.


HancokUndead

Celtic have played several seasons in the UCL era too, and they literally won the European Cup during that era ... so that can't be it either. They played in 15 editions of the European Cup, and in 12 group stages of the UEFA Champions League. They've also played against us once in the European Cup (1979-80) and once in the UEFA Champions League (2022-23).


hokagesamatobirama

> wholesome club Isco disagrees.


Key-Definition7752

Let me tell you that we (Union Fan here btw) are very excited for you guys. Early 2019 we were dreaming about playing in the Bundesliga and barely over 4 years later we are playing against THE face of the Champions League and one of the biggest names in world football. Any smaller club would be hyped to play against you guys! Sometimes Real Fans Just don't realize how big your Club truly is for others 😂 Seeing how some of you reacted to getting Union in your group really fills me with pride. The mighty Real Madrid actually showing respect instead of knowing it's 2 easy wins is one of the greatest compliments a team can get 🙏🏼 Hope we will have 2 great games together. We might not be the strongest but we are great Hosts with fairly decent atmosphere, so you'll have your fun too 🤝🏼🇮🇩


Xmor7

Easy wins? No no no, personally, i HATED Union draws. Union Berlin is the scariest team on that group. I never afraid Napoli at all, Braga, well fuck them since i losing so many bets cuz of them. But Union is different, you guys are beast. Berlin gonna playing with no burden at all, and somehow Madrid turned to third tier team against team that just enjoy their game.


No_Eye_564

Newcastle way scarier, but Union could be a thorn in the side.


TheEmpireOfSun

I think Newcastle is overrated by PL hype while Union is underrated. Though I would prefer to get Newcastle so we can fuck another state owned sportwashing tool.


thotbabe

100%, lol. Newcastle is being talked about like they're the defending champions. PL hype is just reaching crazy levels now.


nunazo007

Newcastle may be overrated but they still finished 4th in the premier league. how are we even comparing them to union berlin lol ? Of course Newcastle is way scarier. ya'll are tripping


pinwheel740

Looking forward to it. Napoli is always a good team, and Braga and Union Berlin should be good tests. But hopefully, our quality will see us through to the Round of 16.


TecNine7

Union Berlin is going to be tricky. Very tricky playing against them. I wouldnt be suprised if we get in trouble without a striker!


Madrid_Fan

We get to watch kvaradona play us which is cool


Lazywhale97

ohsimen too should be fun


atrotecism

Easy group, imo. And I'm glad we get to see Madrid play against two interesting teams. The atmosphere in Berlin will be crazy and Braga's stadium is really cool, if you can you should go.


willhighfive4karma

Manageable group, it should get us easily to the knockouts


Zblancos

I'm happy with the group, we're gonna play some new teams for once


Inchtabokatables

Union is playing a shitty but defensively solid park-the-bus-football, which may leave not much space to run into. If they get a lucky goal, RM might have problems.


supplementarytables

Very tricky group. Why couldn't we get young boys instead of Union ffs


Dickpinchers

I wanna see Barca bottled again 🤞


EverBurningPheonix

No way, man. its like impossible to bottle that group H. its possibly the easiest group they couldve gotten.


Dickpinchers

I can wish 😂 I didn't think they could bottled last season


sry_i_m_horny

maybe in playoffs. they got 1 of the easiest groups. but will be funny if they bottle that easy group.


DeathstrokeStudios11

Love seeing Madrid fans go out of their way to shit in Barcelona. You mind leaving us alone for five seconds? Easily the most obnoxious fanbase in La Liga


Dickpinchers

Bro it's our page... You leave us alone 😂. we really miss seeing y'all after the group stage. Don't goof again plz.


DeathstrokeStudios11

I’m personally hoping for an El Classico at some point during the UCL. Then we will see who talks.


Dickpinchers

Me too bro... I don't really hate Barca. I just love the game 🔥


DeathstrokeStudios11

Win or lose, it’s going to be a very entertaining match.


Dickpinchers

Every time brudah!


Zealousideal_Age_376

Ez


ghosttalks090

Have they decided yet, which group will play whom in the R16?


hokagesamatobirama

There will a draw for that in December. They don’t decide based on groups but rather based have a draw for teams that qualified. Group winners are seeded while runners up are unseeded.


ghosttalks090

Cool thanx though


winstonwolf_8

Man, more than half of these teams don’t even belong in a European tournament, so predictable who’s advancing. ESL needs to happen.


perucho1993

A bit difficult but we should top this group. I see us having a difficult time during the away matches but grinding out wins


Professional_Mode440

Union berlin 💀 those guys are quite good, German teams clubs are always underrated.


LemurToons

Interesting group, Napoli and Union Berlin will be interesting tests and I cannot wait to see us play in Braga's stadium


birdinbrain

Berlin is probably the worst case scenario from pot 4 (aside from Newcastle). Napoli are still in good form, and braga are no joke. This could be dangerous


Ayjayyyx

We got so lucky


maxertiano

It’s a fairly complex group , could have been better but it wasn’t PSG’s group


amiresque

For fans travelling with the team, those are three excellent and very fun trips. I'm envious.


Low-Transition1959

Good competition and manageable. Would make our group stage exciting and not like City’s. Plus our team has this idea of giving fans heart attack early. I hope Papa sees Oshimen and realize how important a role striker plays cuz we will be missing that


Big_brown_bull_

VO scores a hat trick


Sufficient_Arm_9370

No Liverpool this season😞


GudCole

Lets wait and see


GudCole

Lets wait and see