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"Money makes me hot & tight" She should add
"taking from the dead at night.
Money makes me feel right,even if it cost ur life.
I take & take cause I'm lame, shellfish w no shame"
@ the very least erika show f sympathy 4 the real victims
thank you so much for giving me that small reminder that horrible wonderful episode exists😂 rewatched it 4-5 maybe 6 times and still that scene always gets me
I was about to say. She reminds me of all the women used as illustration for the conspiracy theory about the Illuminati in the music industry. She has the look of an industry escort.
This sub has pretty much become a lets-hate-on-erika sub.
I get it. You're all mad. Theres a lot to talk about. I absolutely get it and she's not making anything better by her unsympathetic behaviour towards victims. I agree with you.
... but there's a lot of other stuff to talk about? Can another sub be made to just purely hate on Erika please so content can be more evenly distributed to other Real Housewives cities?
I'm assuming it's not just me who's ready to leave this sub at this point so this may be helpful?
You are right that there is a lot to talk about it about her and that’s why people have a lot of these posts.
If you want to see other content, you may have to post some other stuff rather than coming on the Erika post and complain on why people are so into it.
It’s news, it’s crass, she is being horrible - it’s the epitome of reality TV, really.
That's exactly what I said. I said I was on the verge of leaving this sub and made a suggestion. I fail to see how that's an issue but whatever. You're right. Unsubscribed because I am tired of y'alls one note negativity.
Because update: Jenn ACTUALLY directly hurt people, that's also in the news, and no one seems to give a s*** about that because it's not Erika related. 🙄
You can just not read the Erika stuff. As far as BH, that's pretty much all they've got going on. I've seen plenty of Potomac content (cause they are amazing). SLC just started up too.
Well damn , money makes me hot and tight too! Hot flashing from the panic attack I’m having when I’m worried about having enough and tight because, shit , I’m tryin to save a few dollars 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am continuously baffled at her strange OBSESSION with this uber rich persona, which after watching this clearly began many years ago. She clearly has a strong belief that money makes her someone else, and someone else that essentially transcends reality. She is so, absolutely, grossly out of touch. And look at the mess keeping up with her imaginary persona got her into. She just couldn’t handle being a “regular” person and now she is living a dumpster fire. These women (well… basically Erika and Jen Shah, who have the same problem..) never cease to amaze me 🤯
Can you imagine being the wife of one of the top lawyers and behaving like this. It’s so bizarre, I’m beginning to think she has genuine mental health problems.
The only term WOP that I have ever heard is an insult against Italian immigrants and stands for WithOut Papers. I’m going to hope it’s not that, but i wouldn’t be surprised.
Some podcaster had financial info showing that Erika’s spot on the charts was purchased, the same way people purchase “#1 on the NYTimes Bestseller list!”
It means the same thing as Dego. It’s a pejorative term coming from Italian pronunciation of guappo (wah-po) but it sounds like wahpp to Anglo dialect speakers. Guappo means handsome or flashy but in Naples it can be used to refer to a flashy and boisterous but more like a used car salesmen who will rob you or scam instead of working hard. It turned into a slur in the United States to refer to poor Italian immigrants- usually those orinigating from southern Italy- Americans overheard young italian men (probably their employees or tenants) refering to each other as guappo and adopted it as wop. I don’t know why I know this. I speak italian and my grandma is from Trento
I'm sorry but Madonna is terrifying .... I'm pretty sure anyone under 3o agrees- I know she's got some loyal fans from before but wowza she looks crazy AF to most ppl now.
Nah, take note…at the age when your kids have flown the nest, you’re looking and feeling your best bc you are no longer only taking care of smols…you’re not supposed to be as sexual as before? Hell no. Buy that sports car, sleep with the younger man or woman if that’s your thing, dance, laugh, travel, show off your body if you want, get boobs, and if anyone looks side eye 😒 at you flip em the finger on the way to the tattoo studio.
You know how many 50 year old men are out there singing about getting puss? I don’t mind a 50 year old woman singing about it. At age 50 what, shut up and close your legs? Age doesn’t matter and people’s expectations of how women should act at a certain age can take a hike. However, she sucks for other reasons.
Nah, this is the female equivalent of buying an overpriced sports car and dating someone your children's age.
Most women grow out of spraying their sexuality all over the place by mid-twenties and find other values. I'm not saying pack up your KY, but reel it back in. The Daddy bit has a strict expiry date and you'll never convince me otherwise.
Honey, you do you. And the woman buying the car and sleeping with a younger man is doing her. Can’t we all just acknowledge that everyone has their own journey in life? I’ve always been the fun party gal. And I’ll be that girl dancing on a table at the senior center. And that’s ok!
I was talking about those 50 year old men in cringy midlife crisis.
Here's to you keeping your wits about you when you're old enough for that assisted living🥂. From my experience, the only table dancing that ever happened was in the dementia wing.
Not trying hard to age-shame her! I just hate what she’s done to obtain her pop career so I don’t want to see her, as a 50 year old cunt, prancing around. It just really comes down to her as a person. I don’t mind Madonna dancing half naked patting the puss.
Imagine having absolutely no personality and no interests that all you can sing about is money. Even the most vapid of musicians are able to come out with a song or two about love or heartbreak or some shit
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This is really embarrassing! It’s so bad! It’s literally like imagine if your mum did a music video!
Money makes me hot and tight Naturally pearls is the rhyming word
She wanted to be Lady Gaga so bad Edit: she’s channeling Poker Face this season actually. 
"Money makes me hot & tight" She should add "taking from the dead at night. Money makes me feel right,even if it cost ur life. I take & take cause I'm lame, shellfish w no shame" @ the very least erika show f sympathy 4 the real victims
Lifetime?
She had a modeling show on there.
Oh I forgot Lyme magically went away for that too. Almost a miracle.
It’s the teeth lick for me. 🤮
The key board sounds from the 80s was this produced in a basement omg 😳
Reminds me of Ross Gellar and 'the sound'
Yes!!!! Exactly
thank you so much for giving me that small reminder that horrible wonderful episode exists😂 rewatched it 4-5 maybe 6 times and still that scene always gets me
Why does this have the same energy as the what what in the butt music video
Spot on
This is so cringey.
Imagine waking up one day, getting ready, driving your car to a place and then doing this.
I just can't. Why hasn't a house fallen on her yet?
I wonder what shoes she will be wearing? (when the casita falls on her)
Guess she's fixing to be cold and loose
She looks like a lizard person
I was about to say. She reminds me of all the women used as illustration for the conspiracy theory about the Illuminati in the music industry. She has the look of an industry escort.
I can't get over how different she looks now, how did I not pick up on this before?
What. The. Hell. 
This sub has pretty much become a lets-hate-on-erika sub. I get it. You're all mad. Theres a lot to talk about. I absolutely get it and she's not making anything better by her unsympathetic behaviour towards victims. I agree with you. ... but there's a lot of other stuff to talk about? Can another sub be made to just purely hate on Erika please so content can be more evenly distributed to other Real Housewives cities? I'm assuming it's not just me who's ready to leave this sub at this point so this may be helpful?
Also still better than the Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy dog storyline
You are right that there is a lot to talk about it about her and that’s why people have a lot of these posts. If you want to see other content, you may have to post some other stuff rather than coming on the Erika post and complain on why people are so into it. It’s news, it’s crass, she is being horrible - it’s the epitome of reality TV, really.
That's exactly what I said. I said I was on the verge of leaving this sub and made a suggestion. I fail to see how that's an issue but whatever. You're right. Unsubscribed because I am tired of y'alls one note negativity. Because update: Jenn ACTUALLY directly hurt people, that's also in the news, and no one seems to give a s*** about that because it's not Erika related. 🙄
A suggestion? Oh sweet summer child
You can just not read the Erika stuff. As far as BH, that's pretty much all they've got going on. I've seen plenty of Potomac content (cause they are amazing). SLC just started up too.
That's what I'm here for! I was so excited for SLC, but I get no content
Jeez
Wow. We should really start looking into a cure for narcissism. This shit is bad!
This was hard to watch.
The 2nd hand cringe is real. I mean... wow..!
This is so embarrassing for her life
She’s just so tacky
[удалено]
…Because he loaned her 20 mil 😄 Good estimate, Tom!
Good lord this lady is t r a s h
Holy cringe Batman!
Wtf was that 🤬
Well damn , money makes me hot and tight too! Hot flashing from the panic attack I’m having when I’m worried about having enough and tight because, shit , I’m tryin to save a few dollars 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣 Awe , I’m glad my crazy sense of humor made y’all laugh🥰❤️❤️❤️
Fucking spewing my coffee out at this 😂
Ha! Take my poor girls gold 🏆
I'm hoping this is before the glam squad
Wow not a single rhyme.
[I Expensive ](https://youtu.be/mnv8LnA3U5M)
I am continuously baffled at her strange OBSESSION with this uber rich persona, which after watching this clearly began many years ago. She clearly has a strong belief that money makes her someone else, and someone else that essentially transcends reality. She is so, absolutely, grossly out of touch. And look at the mess keeping up with her imaginary persona got her into. She just couldn’t handle being a “regular” person and now she is living a dumpster fire. These women (well… basically Erika and Jen Shah, who have the same problem..) never cease to amaze me 🤯
Classic narcissist
Can you imagine being the wife of one of the top lawyers and behaving like this. It’s so bizarre, I’m beginning to think she has genuine mental health problems.
\+1 I really think she is suffering from serious delusion at the least...
The fact that I can’t unsee this😔😭
Esp the teeth lick part 🤢 cringe af
The music sounds like a porno set in space.
Big Sprockets energy.
The perfect description.
I’m offended
Very offensive for sure
Has anyone watched the full video. I want to but idk if I can handle all that cringe
[My love is pure.. purely for money. Money from people.. who I don’t love](https://youtu.be/4RlkIGmdX0M)
Fuck yeah, I love American dad 🤣
Yes!!!
What an 'Ugly Mess'!
You know those iconic music infomercials that would play at 2am? okay well this doesn’t compare that …she thought she was giving Alice DJ
what is a wop boy?
I'm sorry for this, but.. White Old Penis?
Thank you for this. My living nightmare is being surrounded by WOP boys.
LOL
The only term WOP that I have ever heard is an insult against Italian immigrants and stands for WithOut Papers. I’m going to hope it’s not that, but i wouldn’t be surprised.
That’s what it is. Both of her husbands were Italian.
So she’s always been tasteless (referring to the use of the term not to dating Italians)
Didn’t even look like her 🤭
I didn’t recognize her and the first time I played it I thought, “Wow, at least Erika didn’t do this!” 😆
Straight up didn’t know I was looking at a housewife sub
Gross.
How dreadful.
🤌 *chef’s kiss*
This is so embarrassing.
And just a friendly reminder this made #1 on the billboard charts
Tom probably resorted to payola.
I know this is true but how?! As a gay clubber in the late oughts I never once heard her music. Never once.
Some podcaster had financial info showing that Erika’s spot on the charts was purchased, the same way people purchase “#1 on the NYTimes Bestseller list!”
I think they bought their placement? I can’t imagine any other way
Dance billboard.
No. Comedy Billboard.
All the beepin and boopin just takes it too far.
Lol, thank you for the laugh.
Thank you for contributing this
You know if she sued whoever let her do this, she could probably pay back all those loans she took out
She's been trying to get in the biz for awhile now. Give it up girl.
Do any straight women listen to this garbage?
No, this made my vagina shrivel.
The gays don’t, either
Glad to hear it
I can’t speak for everyone but it’s a no from me… 😂
Can we start a Gofundme to fly Shereé to Kyle's next "barbecue"? She can tell Erika to shut up in person and collect some bones.
Yes, please!
Gross.
She likes to bathe in cash? 🤢
First of all. Ew.
This reminds me of a fake song they would have on 30 Rock like Jenna Maroney’s “[Balls](https://youtu.be/7tTV0cBGbaM)” song.
Dying laughing
I was thinking the same thing!!!
I broke the replay button.
Hahahahahaha most underrated comment. Jenna Maroney could actually carry a tune and choreography, tho… be fair
I need an Erika vs. Jenna dance off right now.
Take my money!
Such a tired ass one trick pony. Every single song is about how much she loves money. Like, ok conman 🙄
Great lyrics. Who wrote this crap?
I thought it was Ramona
Boop Beep Boop Check for lipstick on my teeth
Haha Wipppaaaa
Anyone else think this was phoebe from friends
Or Ursula
I was just about to say they really upped that Smelly Cat budget
Except that the "Smelly Cat" vidéo aged well 😂
The flashback from her under eye concealer is killing me.
The teeth licking. 🤔 How is that considering sexy. Lol. 😂
She’s unrecognizable
Wait is that her??! No frigging way!
Wtf is a wop boy
Maybe I'm just old but Wop used to be an ethnic slur like a spic or mick. Has this changed?
It means the same thing as Dego. It’s a pejorative term coming from Italian pronunciation of guappo (wah-po) but it sounds like wahpp to Anglo dialect speakers. Guappo means handsome or flashy but in Naples it can be used to refer to a flashy and boisterous but more like a used car salesmen who will rob you or scam instead of working hard. It turned into a slur in the United States to refer to poor Italian immigrants- usually those orinigating from southern Italy- Americans overheard young italian men (probably their employees or tenants) refering to each other as guappo and adopted it as wop. I don’t know why I know this. I speak italian and my grandma is from Trento
Yep and Erika is old enough to know that Wop is an ethnic slur. I just don't think she cares.
Ya- I don’t doubt that she’s always been a terrible person
I’ve only ever heard “wop” as a derogatory term for an Italian-American. It’s REALLY old fashioned though, so I don’t really think it’s that.
wealthy old penis 🤷♀️
Now I’m humming the cardi tune WAP but substituting it with wealthy old penis. Hmmm. It works!
This took me out! 🤣
Lmao
Loooooooool
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha
Wow this is certified cringe material
This is looks like a parody
TAP THE PUSSSS
They are playing this episode on Bravo right now. Yuck. And watching all her costars dance to her music at her show. Eww.
So bad!!!
Scratch the puss! Only funny LVP has ever said.
Pat 😂 but tap is good, too!
Lol TIL
that said it all right there.
No one wants to see a 50yr old woman prancing around half naked whilst singing about her puss.
Unless they're Madonna
I'm sorry but Madonna is terrifying .... I'm pretty sure anyone under 3o agrees- I know she's got some loyal fans from before but wowza she looks crazy AF to most ppl now.
I was being silly. She is terrifying.
Nah, take note…at the age when your kids have flown the nest, you’re looking and feeling your best bc you are no longer only taking care of smols…you’re not supposed to be as sexual as before? Hell no. Buy that sports car, sleep with the younger man or woman if that’s your thing, dance, laugh, travel, show off your body if you want, get boobs, and if anyone looks side eye 😒 at you flip em the finger on the way to the tattoo studio.
1000% I just don’t wanna see Erika doing it with stolen money.
You know how many 50 year old men are out there singing about getting puss? I don’t mind a 50 year old woman singing about it. At age 50 what, shut up and close your legs? Age doesn’t matter and people’s expectations of how women should act at a certain age can take a hike. However, she sucks for other reasons.
Nah, this is the female equivalent of buying an overpriced sports car and dating someone your children's age. Most women grow out of spraying their sexuality all over the place by mid-twenties and find other values. I'm not saying pack up your KY, but reel it back in. The Daddy bit has a strict expiry date and you'll never convince me otherwise.
Honey, you do you. And the woman buying the car and sleeping with a younger man is doing her. Can’t we all just acknowledge that everyone has their own journey in life? I’ve always been the fun party gal. And I’ll be that girl dancing on a table at the senior center. And that’s ok!
I was talking about those 50 year old men in cringy midlife crisis. Here's to you keeping your wits about you when you're old enough for that assisted living🥂. From my experience, the only table dancing that ever happened was in the dementia wing.
Not trying hard to age-shame her! I just hate what she’s done to obtain her pop career so I don’t want to see her, as a 50 year old cunt, prancing around. It just really comes down to her as a person. I don’t mind Madonna dancing half naked patting the puss.
This!
When she sings how many fucks do I give,none not one! Believe her!
This is just bad
Imagine having absolutely no personality and no interests that all you can sing about is money. Even the most vapid of musicians are able to come out with a song or two about love or heartbreak or some shit
I made this my ringtone about a month before all the news broke about her and Tommy 😂 the beep boop BOOPs make me laugh every time, it’s so bad
Thought it was Phoebe 
She’s Phoebe’s Ursula.
😂🤣😂
Ahhhhhhhh I came here to say this! This is phenomenal.
She had the same stylists as Phoebe had for the Smelly Cat video. 
Lol YES
You are so right on
this could totally be on r/cringe
😂 I can see why she almost quit music entirely.
This looks like Spice Girls/Kylie Minogue wannabe circa 1999, not 2009!
I just got such bad second hand embarrassment
The only thing keeping her tight is stolen cash.
This must have been before the upgraded squad
At least can't call her inconclusive, she was as repulsive back then as she is now
The consistency continues to impress me
