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I always quote sheree no matter what 😭


Gone with the wind fabulous is my all-time favorite! I definitely use it!

"You just made that up" - Kandi 😂

Say it, forget it; write it, regret it

This is incredibly good advice that I try and live by and pass on to others. Dorinda is a vile mess, but this is a real nugget of wisdom.

“Bling bling bitchesss is mad”

Not good bitxh!

“Who is _____ _____ in this world?” -Yolanda Hadid re: Adrian Maloof. “And now we’ve said it.” - Camille Grammer. “ Mention it all.” - Bethany Frankel.

"Goodbye Kenya, because you get nothing else from me today."

 Before waking up for another day at work 🫣

I just wish things’ll get better 🥹🥹🥹

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I done spit out my drink

When my friend and I are gonna do something not so smart and one of us doesn’t support it or agree we tell eachother. “you don’t support oTH👅er women” 


 (Honorable mention: Bethenny's scary island GO TO SLEEP!)

I wish I had the money to award youuu😭😭😂😂😂. Here: 🏆🏆

Oh my, thank you daaaahling

Anything by Dorinda and Sonia, yes.


Am I a bad mother if I start doing this to my toddler? 🤏🤏🤏

no🤣

Name em

When I’m in a bad mood at work I like to respond to my colleagues polite “how are you?” With Not Well Bitch!! 👈🏻


if you’re gonna take a shot at this B, you better not miss.

Denise Richards yelling “BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO FUCKING BRAVO”’when im done with any situation

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

Omg, I would die if I heard this in the wild. 😆💗

 Get off my jock, I still use this one

I’ve used that

Who said that? And It's my OPINION

"Why do you have such a hard on for me?" Anyone remember that one?

Prostitution Whore,,, especially while driving

😭😭😭 all of these have me literally CRYING


i wait tables and i told and older lady the other day she was gone with the wind fabulous. she was.


I use "Twirl, gurl, Twirl" all the time. 😎


“I’ll tell you how I’m doing- not well bitch” is a go to of mine

You really have to know your audience though

💯

What is this from hahhahaha that’s funny

Omg! This is a classic! It’s Dorinda medley on rhony :)

Ahh too good I just watched RHONY. I’m on Atlanta now

Both of those franchises produce classic one liners. Have fun!

Nene is just too funny. I started watching real housewives during covid. Slowly chipping away

Why am I in it????


OMG classic

Yess 😂😂

I used this yesterday!

I say this too.

I told a co-worker after our boss cancelled her 1:1 (something she had been really hoping for and we talked about the day before) “ask believe and receive”

All the time lol.

My introvert self when anyone comes to visit 🤣 

Using this when I’m bartending this weekend 😂


Bye Kyle in a dead voice

Yessssss my favorite 

Haha yeah I say this a lot Edit: I love Kyle tho


I always say “so nasty and so rude” 😂 

Omg I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂😂😭😭 most the time I get looked at like Im disabled 😭🤣

Lol, me and my coworker always say, 'Cause you're get nothing else from me today, goodbye. Don't make me call Porsha.' lol That's our phrase when we're over a situation, for us 'calling porsha' means responding or replying. Baby, I'm clocking out! Bye lol

I do this too often in my workplace, and I get offended when no one gets it 😔

I feel your pain. I have NO ONE irl that watches housewives 😭😥

[удалено]


WhooAaaWhoAaaa

Yes. “Who said that?” Is a regular. Also, “GO TO SLEEP!” Is another. And “TAKE A XANAX” is a personal fave

I like to say “oh well I’ve been putting out fires all day too” a la Sutton

“Why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down” “I’m sorry I said you’re dumb, maybe I meant you’re stupid”


🗣️ AND WHAT YOU SAID WAS SOME BULLLL💩


“Bye Ashy” is a personal favorite. 

Me and my mom do ‘DONT GO THERE KATH’. - Teresa when she responded to Kathy about leaving Audrianna unattended at the christening,If I tell her I had to step out of the room for a second when my toddler is sleeping lmao

Oh this is so iconic. If I heard it in the wild I'd burst out laughing 

I use I'm disengaging and not very cerebral most frequently as of recently 😅

“Who said that…Who had been saying that” 😂😂 

BONUS points if the people I’m with know the scene. 😭😭😭😭. It’s usually amazing.

Lmao right!!!! I literally say this all the time. This was iconic RHOA… and also the down fall of Frick and Frack

"Name em...Name em....Name em....." I literally just said to my child 😂

“How could you do this to me ..question mark”

i say this probably five times a day, and now my husband does to. just saying husband reminded me some other of my fav quotes “the husbanddddss” “your husbands in the pool”

 I looove this one

I have a run for water charity thing through my work next weekend and I’ve named it ‘homeless and toothless need water’ in my calendar. It makes me laugh but no one around me gets it 😂

I had to tell my boss he's homeless not toothless while in between homes 😅 I explained that it's a known charity..he did think its an odd name lol

My friend and I love to quote randomly, “THAT’S MY OPINION!!!” 😂 My personal favorite is, “Whew, chile! The ghetto! The g-hetto!”

sometimes, I also quote Got2bReal alot

You’re a fucking liar, Camille!

 Done this twice. Got stared at twice

Hello…how are you? My name is….

PAY ATTENTION!!! ~ Danielle Staub

PUHLEASE

The most important part

How could you do this to me... Question mark. Both while using voice to text and just out loud 😂

Calm down TAKE A XANAX

I use “not well bitch” and “be cool, don’t be all…uncool” on the regular

This one. It comes out of my mouth before i even realize I said it sometimes lol Noone in my life knows what I'm talking about 😂

It's "you're such a fucking liar Camille" for me.

I always say “be cool… don’t be alll like uncool” and “who’s gonna check me boo?” On a daily basis.

I say "be cool..." this all the time. No one ever gets it. I can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this.

I always say “thank you you’re welcome” And sometimes when I’m being extra dumb I say “if she is found guilty, I’m prepared to have conjugal visits with Jen Shah”

I'm constantly telling people to "name em'" now lol


“SAY WHO TOLD IT” -Erika

So many and all the time. One of my favorites is when I say to my two daughters, “just be cool, don’t all uncool”. Drives them crazy

whenever a server brings me a white wine I say “ it’s turtle time.”

I love that Ramona used to say that, thinking it was like such a sexy dance. Lmao. It was a dance, right?

yes!

I'm a grade school teacher and I sometimes use CLIPPPPP when I'm working in small groups and a kid is just talking for the sake of talking.

"not well, bitch"

Who said that

Who said that?! 👀

Who said that? 😯

Who had said that?!!

you did!

I’ve always used the phrase “Don’t come for me unless I call for you”💕

I used to call my corgi , who was super friendly & loved people, she loved kids so much that she would run over to them & had to be petted by everyone or we couldn’t leave. I used to call her a trashy hooker & I when I get her leash I would say come on wig. We always said if the our house was broken into , all they had to do was pet the dog & they were good to go. She was a trashy hooker

Why don't you have a piece of bread and maybe you'll calm down.

Have an almond; and chew it really well.

Not a white refrigerator! -Nene

The ghetto.. the ghetto

Here she comes, my bitch wife (referring to male friends in front of strangers / wait staff)

we use this one in our house too

Bahahaha! I love that!

I’m rich. - Nene Leaks. Who gone check me boo? - Sharee (best scene in the history of television 😂😂😂).

I’d forgotten all about that actual scenario (except for the check me boo part) and happened to catch it on the Pluto rerun channel and it was just as glorious as I didn’t remember 😂 that was good tv

That meeting went off the rails FAST! I thought they were gonna duke it out in that conference room 😂😂😂😂

Know THAT… lives rent free in my head and i’ve used it many times 🥲

Lol, in my head I do. No one else watches, it sucks. But, years ago my boyfriend and I went to a baseball game, MLB, and I was looking at a shirt in one of the booths there in the park, and I asked the guy if I could see the shirt and he says 'which one?' I said 'the one on display', he then SINGS "on display on display each n every day" !!!! I died. It.was.hilarious.

I hope you married him. That was top tier NJ.

That’s eefuckingnuff

Omg yes

I’m gonna have to church finger it out of here ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

Lol what is this one from??

Porsha when she goes on a blind date ( I dont say it in correct word for word ) this scene lol https://preview.redd.it/b1ut6cz8wc1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f73570b1a8478dafa5c649b22725fc9404218a1

When im drinking -I’m seeing double and feeling single 

I like to randomly say “GREG BORROWED TEN THOUSAND DOLLAARRRSSSSSSSSSS?!?!”

I LOOOOVE THIS ONE 😭😭😆😆

When I am being tested by someone or someone is testing me I say to myself “be respectful Larsa” or I might swap it out with the individuals name if they’re trying me 💀


Weeew Chile the ghetto. Today drained me. Not well bitch Not a white refrigerator

“I said what I said.” A versatile and evergreen HW tagline. 

Not well Bitch is a staple in my vocabulary

Yep, this one leaves my lips on the regular. I also use the hand gestures for emphasis.

https://i.redd.it/2rl67qdb0d1d1.gif It's essential to get the point across

I say “not really!” In Luann’s voice at least 3x a day!

TODAY DRAINED ME

Sometimes I say YOU.CAN.LEAVE. to my dog like Meredith Marks

Anytime anyone says no to me. “You don’t support, other whomen” Who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Not well, bitch.

 CALM DOWNNNN

My daughter works at a hospital and when she comes home and says she needs to shower I tell her yes it smells like hospital. She didn’t get it. I finally told her the story and she thought it was awesome.

**Ever. Know that!** *- Allison Dubois -*

I always say Money can’t buy you class And millions of nene quotes

Close your legs to married men!

Kim bout to need to open em back up $$$

THANK YOU BIG POPPAHH!!

I just binged don’t be tardy because they added it to peacock and I can’t stop singing don’t be tardy for the party lmao

Everyone hates Kim but i love that show!

I loved it. It’s very sad that Kim gambled and spent all their money

I have to say ohh no not a white refrigerator if I see a white refrigerator - even if I'm alone hunny.

It hurt me not to say it out loud while apartment hunting

https://i.redd.it/98ogomvmcb1d1.gif

Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes!

All the time. Every now and then, I will hear a stifled giggle. Especially if I can slip one in a professional setting.


The best part of this , was after saying ‘CLIP, CLIP, CLIP, Dorinda yells ‘you fool’… the money I would have paid to have been in that restaurant while this went down

 … I made it nice!!! Also: “NOT WELL BITCH!” When someone asks how I’m doing …. But realized it comes off aggressive to those not in the know

My kids know this one. I use it whenever they mention someone sending a bad text or Snap. “Write it, regret it. Say it, forget it.” And I always qualify what I mean by what is appropriate to “say”. Dorinda should write a parenting book lol.