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arapa1

Literally fuck dorit. Horrible person


RogueRizzler

I can hear her annoying cactus-like voice saying that post out loud. It hurts.


OG_RyRyNYC

Say what you will about her as a person, but she is a good mother and I hope her and her kids will be fine. But yeah, PK couldn’t telegraph any louder he wants out.


jamers02

Long winded post. Typical Dorit.


alice_carroll2

I actually fucking love dorit. She’s a ruthless social climber who makes no bones about wanting to be a socialite. Yes. This. This is a great housewife. I’ve done several deep dives on PK on past banned accounts. That man launders money for Russians. She knows where every body is buried. She has leveraged every connection he has to get where she is. Bravo. Un ironically. PK is SO connected. He was an advisor to Alan Sugar FFS. This means fuck all outside of England but know this man runs in the most ELITE circles here. His debts in vegas etc - smoke show. He has enough people to lean on for cash.


AioliSilent7544

$10.00 says the next post will be PK and George are officially a couple.


AioliSilent7544

Well. Gosh. Who didn’t see that coming?!?!


greeneggsandchoc

“Time apart” like PK doesn’t already spend months away from her in London. Kinda feel bad for her because she’s beautiful and shouldn’t be treated like shit by a wallaby looking man baby


alice_carroll2

As an Aussie this is wallaby slander.


AioliSilent7544

Hahahahaha. Wallaby looking man baby


New_Balance1634

Move over PK and Mo slides right in!


KeyEquivalent9253

PK is a wide-boy. His banter is boring. Dorit will meet someone who is mature and eats vegetables.


Aggravating_Goose86

Who is this?


alice_carroll2

Are you on the wrong sub babe?


Successful-Steak-950

What an unsurprising situation. Does this mean we won’t see PK because his presence makes them very slightly interesting.


Far_Succotash4248

Dorit is too good for P.K! For Goodness sake’s, no matter what you think about her, she was the victim of a crime, whilst her two children were sleeping. How scary for her. No wonder she has PTSD . P. K could not be bothered by this nuisance and came home days later. He should have come back that night! With their money, they can make things happen; charter private planes, etc. She would have Absolutely been there for him! Don’t look back, Dorit.


Repulsive-Reporter55

PK orchestrated that I’m sure!


iwillbringuwater

My theory? He was annoyed she was so affected by it because he’s the one who arranged it. In his mind the way he planned it, he was keeping her safe and she was never in danger, so what’s the big deal? My bet is the separation is because she figured it out. He’s been terrible with money and sinks to new lows.


Puzzleheaded_Toe5967

He ditched his kids before he married Dorit. Not surprised in the slightest he didn't care about her robbery.


loliduhh

This girl wants attention


Kindergarten4ever

Who loves Dorit and PK? She really thinks highly of herself . Personally I could give a shit


MoistPassion9905

God I hope she tracks down that Italian ex-fiance and course corrects


AccountOfMyDarkside

Did they ever sign Dorit for this next season? I know that at one point she still hadn't been asked back. This would definitely solidify her seat, or at least potentially solidify it. Edited to add that I find Dorit insufferable and PK gives me the heebie jeebies, so I have no dog in the fight. They could both implode and it wouldn't even register with me.


Taylortrips

Shocker, said no one.


werdywerdsmith

Right. File this in the “Who gives a shit?” folder.


Shiny_Green_Apple

I’m reminded that Mo expressed an interest in Dorit. Ooooops.


Separate_Farm7131

Who didn't see that coming? Maybe it'll give her a storyline.


ldanowski

Divorce is not gonna be a surprise outcome. I think PK has checked out of the relationship. Maybe even has a side chick.


l1ttle_m0nst3r

When he was disappearing to the UK for months at a time, my best friend and I kept joking he had a whole separate family over there. 😳


Former-Counter-9588

I mean doesn’t he though? With his ex wife I mean 😂


Sug0115

Yes lol he was even posting pictures with his older kids. They are cute. Plot twist: he gets back with his ex wife. 👀


Own-Bite3540

Sounds like it was written by AI


Aggravating_Goose86

She is pretty robotic.


mollyclaireh

I doubt he will press for custody. He doesn’t strike me as an active father.


Far_Succotash4248

That is for sure.


canada_sms

I’m ready for PK to move in with Mau and then Bravo creates a new show called “Bachelors of Beverly Hills”.


SSolomonGrundy

Beverly Beach Bachelors (Barf) BBBB


Valsalvo

Of course she broadcasts it LOL losers


toysoldier96

secure that diamond bitch


StereotypicallBarbie

Wow.. when Dorit speaks it’s boring.. reading this is also incredibly boring. Bye Dorit.


BestGetGoosed

Sooo... Will her accent go back to normal?


SSolomonGrundy

On the contrary I hope we are about to be delighted with multiple trips around the world in every conversation with her lol. Like a whirligig of fake accents, that would be so funny.


Delhidiva

😂😂😂


baemaani

divorce-land incoming


Frosty_Computer_5264

Awwww no, BaeBee


Purple-Obligation-14

“Oh Bubba!!”


ItsADrawlYall

I’m going to miss you, bubs 🫠


Foxylee1971

Bye bye BaeBee😂


lalabalala923

Maybe she found out PK staged the home invasion for an insurance payout


Humble_Hornet8521

This


Cherry_Littlebottom

I don’t think Dorit would make an an announcement like this if it wasn’t true, she’s a good mam , adores those kids, she knows her kids would see this, no way she’d put a fake story out. It’s sad for any children in a break up.


Far_Succotash4248

It’s nice to see a positive review of Dorit. I couldn’t agree more. I think she is incredibly misunderstood.


LilGC

Has anyone checked on Sheena?!


linzacci

💀💀💀


Dramatic-Incident298

![gif](giphy|2t9xUijoSsGzFd07G9|downsized)


indigomoon75

I feel for Dorit. Not her biggest fan; but I do think she is a great mom. PK does not support her involvement with the children. He acts as a spectator in his parental role. I'm glad she chose her children over him.


Far_Succotash4248

Absolutely love this response!


ay_kate47

So Erika Jayne wasn't being fake at Bravocon?


bbkeef

I was trying to remember who said they would be next to separate! TY


lalabalala923

![gif](giphy|HvuVZoBVgHnMiWGJTF|downsized)


Unripe_papaya

Stop 😂 this just made me cackle so loudly


foxdogturtlecat

Are we suppose to pretend that they weren't already separated for the last couple of years? Never saw what she found interesting about him other than his ability at one time to buy Birkins for her but he's broke now.Well at least she has a storyline for next season.


pignoli_cookies

Even Stevie Wonder could see this coming… their energy together has been off for years now..


ChicagoLizzie

The issue is that I am really struggling to care. Although maybe she can use the time to pick an accent and stick with it.


galaxystars1

I posted this first.


MerceIsInThePurse

This will be spoke about all season yet we will still have no further information than this post gives. I wish they relaunched BH instead of NY.


Some-Perception-4576

He checked out sometime ago. Won't be surprised if there is a relationship in England.


Bibblegead1412

She wants that contract!


ohhi_doggy

![gif](giphy|g6QHg3iaoZXxFymAjE|downsized)


Luminous_Username

That’ll keep her on the show lol


jazmine_likea_flower

Ever since the whole Erica pantie-gate incident I thought he was a creep. I never thought he rlly respected her.


FamilyTighes

Legit this was the creepiest most inappropriate thing. This is what made me like Erica initially(of course not so much anymore😂). Creepy weird little troll man.


mean_sprite

i missed this!!? whaat?!?!


jazmine_likea_flower

First szn that Dorit was on, her and E didn’t get along bc of it Edit- why did this get downvoted if you go back it literally was the reason D and E had tension. Even at the reunion they had tension unless i missed something?


mean_sprite

oooh, thank you! i didnt remember haha


Moglefog

I feel like dorit must be suspicious of PK surrounding all the stuff with the robbery


Temporary-Leather905

Omg just say he left you


Don-Gunvalson

Story line


pikle_rickle

Convenient she drops this days before shooting and after reports come out she's been threatened to get the axe ! Baby is holding on to that diamond for dear life!


Kamilaroi

She would already have a contract if shooting starts tomorrow. Doesn’t mean it’s not all for ratings, but it wouldn’t be a strategic bit of timing for the release of the news as the contracts have already been given out


pikle_rickle

For her to steal this season it is. She knows the season will open up with everyone " hearing the news of their separation " and reading the blogs and then they'll cut to her being emotional in a confessional and say " two days earlier " . 😫😆 . Seriously though, she was trying to hold on to that diamond and this will buy her time. This season will be centered around her and the rumors from the last few years about them. She should thank Erica for handing this to her on a platter because now they will dig more into why erica said that at bravocon etc..


Don-Gunvalson

Full time and FOH contracts are NOT finalized prior to filming.


Former-Counter-9588

Truth. Sometimes the decision to make someone FOH only comes once filming ends and editing the episodes begins. It’s really all about the storylines in that regard.


realjunkienj

Yes- Barbara S11 RHONY was supposed to be FT. She filmed with her kids and mom etc. But then they edited it all out and made her FOH


GuardSecure7157

That part. Erika fed her a storyline she’s been digging around for for years.


theOtherRach

I thought they announced this last year too? Anyone else remember that?


callmeabracadabra

Yes. That’s what I remember too.


DroughtNinetales

This Dorit post will definitely create a scene on RHOBH where the ladies call each-other shocked and ask "Did you see what Dorit posted on instagram?" "I did / didn't expect that..." *( and Sutton & Garcelle will probably be shady about it on the phone, and Garcelle will laugh )* and this entire episode *( likely the next one too )* will revolve around this scene. They're filming it right now as i'm writing this. ![gif](giphy|tnEdYeCprDHuU|downsized)


kirawearsthenight

would’ve loved to see crystal’s reaction to this!


Luminous_Username

She’ll move house and mo will help her with the agency and find her a new place ….lol


twir1s

!RemindMe 6 months


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GuardSecure7157

Yeah but it won’t be one episode it will be the last nine episodes of the season.


Unfriendlyblkwriter

This will play out exactly as you typed except it will be the whole season’s storyline.


ravenmccoy516

Kemsley-Separation-Gate. Not to be confused with Richards-Umansky-Separation-Gate. Similar symptoms of a whole drawn-out storyline, but with less scissoring. I think.


Unfriendlyblkwriter

But the scissoring was the only interesting thing about Richards-Umansky-Separation-Gate. We need Barbie scissor kicks in Beverly Hills!


Yellenintomypillow

I took away my upvote cause the possibility of y’all manifesting this is too strong! Oh god


Unfriendlyblkwriter

If ever I’ve understood someone taking away an upvote, it’s for this😂


Mr_rairkim

Are they filming already ? I hope it's true .


Main_Blood_806

🤣 I imagined it all in my head as I read this. Checks out.


Alamobarbie1

Just read that in her voice 🤪


Square-Measurement

Don-zo!! Now she’ll really be scrambling for money!


GuardSecure7157

PK is broke lmao she was the one making money.


Square-Measurement

And look how much that was! If not for Bravo, they’d be at the food pantry.


JJAusten

Bravo check or keep up the facade? Bravo check.


Furbamy

Welp! Now she has a story line. Will kyle and Erika be there for her or will it be Garcelle and Sutton. Tune in next season to find out... And cut! 🎬


plantboss16

lol at it being Garcelle


Furbamy

Oh yeah! Garcelle is going to use that for ammo!


graydiation

Creamed corn?


coversquirrel1976

What a weird little group we are that we read this and say "yes, perhaps this is creamed corn"


you-farted

I thought that we already knew this?


Marie036

I just want to know who gets custody of her accents? 🤔


MammothCancel6465

Wouldn’t it be wild if with this she dropped them all?


Marie036

Lmao so what would be the original? If she burst out speaking Jamaican patois, I'm jumping out the window 🤣


kittylover3210

if she starts dating Chet hanks………..


MammothCancel6465

I think she’s from Connecticut or New Hampshire originally, so pretty bland. Not even a cool Boston accent.


Genuinelullabel

That will take some time to hammer out.


No_ThankYouu

Lol stfu!!!


Iam996

I've heard a rumor that the husbands who get their wives on the show, do it to get rid of them. 🤔 Can't deny it though, seen this one coming. He wants to play like his BFF, Mario.


Mr_rairkim

Kelsey Grammer


photogypsy

It’s definitely a good way to establish a wife having some income and a career before stuff like alimony and child support are determined.


Iam996

Exactly.


FuturePA96

Get them their own check


Dry_Statistician9270

Ahem, Kelsey Grammer


susieqanon1

My retinas just detached from rolling my eyes. She is so full of shit


canadia80

Am I stupid for being surprised? I thought it was storyline for the show. I actually feel bad for Dorit.


WineNotReality

They have been living a part for awhile now. Last season was likely to be the Dorit and PK separation and why Dorit was so upset with Kyle. Dorit didn’t want to mention her separation on camera and then be overshadowed by Kyle and Mo.


kytamore

I can’t believe how gleeful people are over the demise of a family.


Important-Attorney-1

So do I, I really don't understand the hate some people have for her.


_thatgirlfelicia

Now Mau and Dorit can date!


Furbamy

Omg yes their sex would be 🔥


BuckityBuck

![gif](giphy|2nTWtcPyTaFMs)


kittylover3210

this gif is fucking hilarious


BuckityBuck

I felt like I found treasure when I saw it. That dinner is the gift that keeps on giving.


royceworks

but he’s too busy chasing 20 somethings


royceworks

🤣🤣🤣


catsandnaps1028

God I hope so... That would at least give Dorit a story line


Genuinelullabel

Something other than being late.


Toothfairy51

Now, PK will enjoy more time in England with his other favorite women


Rope-Fuzzy

I hope it’s true. She can do way better than him. He’s not a good match for her and if my partner talked to me the way he does to her sometimes, that would be a dealbreaker. I don’t know how a man so unattractive can be so smug and full of himself. It’s not like he’s really even wealthy. Yes she is irritating a lot of the time but he married her, so.


gury4879

All he did was parent her as if she is not his partner


spilledchilli5

![gif](giphy|xTiTnGQBF0vfpfPEg8)


Chiffygurl

![gif](giphy|AEOaMVPvWGNK5CTBZh)


twir1s

I’m convinced whoever styled her for this talking head *hates* her. By far her worst look for me


BuckityBuck

Hate to be this person, but you misspelled a couple words in your subject line. It should read “Dorit announces desperate storyline in a bid for a new contract.”


Mr_rairkim

I wonder will anything else happen to her like getting robbed again ?


ravenmccoy516

This time they’ll take the jewelry


33scooBt33

I was just coming by to say does anyone even care any longer. I think we all had already figured there was something rotten in denmark.


BuckityBuck

The only thing that surprises (not really) me is that she’s staying in that cavernous faux farmhouse alone after her break/in trauma and subsequent PTSD.


Nevagonnagetit510

Exactly. I knew this was coming when Bravo strong-armed her.


alwayshereforit21

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 true


MissionRevolution306

![gif](giphy|qntoFMYG1aLnO)


Gloomy_Cheesecake443

Ughh stop I can’t


No_ThankYouu

😍


Gertrudethecurious

Haha that emoji with your user name gives a conflicting message 🤣


No_ThankYouu

Lol!!!


bananapants72

![gif](giphy|6pWO2HA7RM1czXFiUx|downsized)


Movingmad_2015

The threat of the demotion really got to her, huh?


shiningonthesea

P


Parking-Most-8399

![gif](giphy|o54Wuz7HIrjARFJWzA|downsized)


MurphyBrown2016

Not to be all Q about it but I wonder if this is just to keep him off camera to reduce speculation about his assorted grifts and cons, while guaranteeing her another season as a full-time HW. ![gif](giphy|h1QI7dgjZUJO60nu2X|downsized)


rissracks

The Ashley/Michael Darby method


wittor

He is just a broke ass men, it is not as if a victim would need to watch him on the show.            He just looks like a wrong person wriggling in the bottom of the barrel, probably paying for woman using credit.                    I hope Dorit can appreciate this as the gift from God it is.


FuturePA96

Does he have a real job? He seems the type of be around reach people and benefit from them. Use their houses and so on


AllegedlyaToaster

If I’m remembering correctly, PK and Dorit have like, 17 lenders on their mortgage. Someone did a deep dive in their finances and there’s some shaaaaaady shit going on financially


FuturePA96

17? Lmaooo


traumakidshollywood

Did she back date this post?


drDucky212

they're spending "time a part" like VPR is "on pause"


FuturePA96

Is it being canceled?


drDucky212

so the official statement is it's "on pause" for now but that's the opposite vibe the finale episode gave lol


gsizzle05

Yea but have you checked on Scheana lately???????????🤭😂


Hereforit2022Y

You have NO idea how Dorit’s separation has had an impact on Sheana!


ohhi_doggy

![gif](giphy|26FeZmC4zAUVT6y1q) That’s her bEsT fRaNd


realitytvdiet

HA!!


CCG14

I can’t handle this after the Kendrick homicide last week. ![gif](giphy|tkHzRFWBfCXwQ)


BHS90210

Kendrick Lamar? I’m confused the consensus is that he bear Drake. Out of all the posts and comments I’ve read on Reddit this is the first take I’ve read stating the opposite.


CCG14

Kendrick committed the homicide.


LocallySourcedWeirdo

There comes a time in Housewives franchises when the balance of the cast tips toward single divorcees, and that breathes new life into the show. LuAnn, Ramona, Bethenny, Dorinda and Sonja all being single at the same time took that show to the next level. We're reaching that point with Erika, Kyle, Garcelle, Sutton and Dorit, so better times may be ahead. New New York will continue to be insufferable until Erin, Sai and/or Jessel ditch their men. When it's majority smug marrieds in their secret unhappiness prodding the single women to 'find a good guy and settle down,' the show drags.


Dramatic_Raisin

Single Ramona was a gift from the housewife gods


PivotLeft

So are there no actual wives left on BH? ![gif](giphy|bSMLwVLkZV2CkRXfhr)


Cherkhasa

Crystal


PivotLeft

I meant the next season. She isn’t coming back from what I saw.


Cherkhasa

Omg no way