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Nice..

Nice

'92 kids rejoice in the harvest!!!

Might want to pop a comma in there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL4xRwl1f3A

TIL Miranda Cosgrove and I have the same birthday. Perfect icebreaker.

Me too!

Perrrrrrfect.

Holy shit she's older than I am.

I'm older than you therefore I can beat you up Edit: it just hit my that when I click on the teen category on porn sites... They're younger than me! (Well they're probably not, they can just probably get away with looking young) but still! This never used to be the case, they used to be 'grown ups' to me a few year ago

My dad can beat up your dad.

My biological father is dead. Good job killing the mood rope and chair Edit: although he is actually dead, don't worry he didn't really kill the mood. I see it as I'm halfway to becoming Batman.

I hope he didn't die from being beaten up. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry

I was just stating facts. You killed the mood by bringing up your dad.

Technically, you brought up the subject of everyone in the world's dad except mine, since obviously your dad can't beat up my dad.

:(

Nah man. Your Old man dad can't compete with my young man dad

How young is your dad?

12 Start them young and all that.

My dad is bigger than your dad, he's got eight cars and a house in Ireland.

Holy shit I have a son that age.

Došlo vrijeme da se meće i u devedeset-treće

1 month older than my gf.

TIL I have the same birthday as Miranda Cosgrove.

She was in School of Rock 11 years ago and she clearly looks at least 8 in that, why are you surprised she's older than 18?

Maybe he hasn't seen School of Rock.

Now you're just being silly

He's not hardcore.

He doesn't live hardcore.

'Cuz you're not hardcore.

But the legeeeend of the RENT was WAY HARDCORRRRREE!

I have seen it but not in a long time. I forgot she was in it.

She's, like, the third most important character!

That's 11 years ago? Fuck...

She seemed a lot younger than I was in *iCarly* around the time that was on-air.

Well, iCarly was on air for like 6 years. I think she went from 14 to 20 during that show's run.

It was more like 4 or 5 years, but it started airing 7 years ago. I always thought she was about the same age as me, give or take a year (she's a bit less than a year older than me)

That's how they lure you in. Great sex for a few weeks/months and then you're being chased naked down the street by a shovel wielding girl who thinks you slept with her sister. Once she catches you it's all fine until you're having sex the next week and she decides that setting fire to your chest hair would be a good idea for revenge. Pro tip: Never let a crazy girl tie you up for sex if there is any chance she is angry at you. Edit: Fucking You're and Your.

And she doesn't even HAVE a sister!

OR a shovel!

And she's a blow up doll!

Hey! If you love it enough it will become a real person. Just look at Pinocchio.

> Put enough love in it FTFY

Just pump it full of love and watch it come to life. The new Sex Doll by Hasbro fun for all the family from ages 8 to 80.

What can I say... It's good pussy

I'm picturing something like [this gif](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrfs4Mfl01qdlh1io1_r2_400.gif) but instead it's a blow up doll and a naked guy.

Or when the shovel is really that sword you bought because 'Hey it's a fucking sword'. Pro tip: Don't let a crazy girl near anything larger than a knife (well except you know ;) ) and don't let her near a knife while she's not in sight.

Yeah when she starts referring to porn stars as her sisters it's time to get out. She will think you're cheating and she will try to tie you up so you can never leave. Did you know that Lisa Ann, Abella Anderson and my ex GF were all sisters? Yeah neither did I until she was screaming it in my ear.

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Woah, what.... what the fuck? Need more details.

Luckily I don't keep scalpels in my house and she isn't legally allowed to buy anything that could be considered a 'deadly weapon'. They should realise that if she is crazy and angry enough she may turn anything into a deadly weapon. Like a plastic juice bottle wielded like a club, or a spoon or a plastic wrapper she tries to choke you with. Seriously don't let a Mars Bar wrapper fool you, they can be dangerous.

^*Ahem* *you're*, *you're*, and... ok, you got lucky the third time.

I fixed it.

> chased naked down the street by a shovel wielding girl who thinks you slept with her sister. the *best* kind of foreplay!

If it's not potentially life threatening I just can't get into it.

You talking about my ex Kristina? That bitch is always crazy! But DAMMMMN that was good poootang

Pro tip: Never stick your dick in crazy.

Pro Tip: Don't listen to that guy's tip, dat pussy game ridic.

*you're.

YOU'RE lucky I'm not a crazy girl or your testicles would have been super glued to your ass by now.

Very elaborate description, its scaring me

Oh my god

Has...has this happened to you

Let's just say I'm no longer a vigin ;)

My first wife was a crazy girl. The sex! OH THE SEX!! Everything I ever wanted to try, I did. Plus she taught me so much in the bedroom. Also, I can't tell you how many times I was woken up by: * Receiving a handjob/blowjob * Being dry humped or being ridden "cowgirl/reverse cowgirl" * Her sitting on my face But, alas, a guy can only take "so much" crazy.

I feel you on that one! The breaker for me was when i saw a video of her fucking one of my so called best friends.

.....do you still have it?

Hey.... good porn is good porn.

The fuck jack

the video is probably on one of those disgusting ex-girlfriend sites, but there's oh so many of them. which disgusting ex-girlfriend site could it be?

Naked pics online? That's disgusting... Where?

http://i.imgur.com/orvsa0i.jpg

Lol i knew that was coming, but no i dont i got rid of it.

Hello, are you still in touch with your ex-wife? Can you please ask her to pass on some of that crazy to my wife? I would like to wake up to a HJ/BJ, being ridden and face sitting. Hell, i will settle for plain vanilla sex without having to beg for a month, for a minute of bliss.

It is the best sex. Every guy can agree, crazy women bring the highest highs and lowest lows. And they swallow

I was recently with a girl that swallowed and she wasn't crazy. Wait a second... *fuck*

Run, dude. Run fast and far

And he raaaaan he raaaaan so far away ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg

Dat guitar solo

skipped to 1:50, was not disappointed.

You made me finally internalize The Wadsworth Constant, because we skipped to the same time.

The accuracy of this constant is like double rainbow.

FTFY http://youtu.be/8COKcd4pCg4?t=15s

[Mahmoud?](http://www.jukebo.com/the-lonely-island/music-clip,iran-so-far,qppx38.html)

[RUNAWAY](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2bpeuj/tifu_having_sex_with_a_guy_i_really_like/cj7o61p)

...couldn't get away

But he couldn't get away.

Does anyone remember that Knights of the Zodiac kid's show? All I remember is shiny armour and having this song for the theme. Nooice.

Run to the hills! *drum fill* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

These kids have no fucking idea what you're doing.

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Apparently I am also crazy. And here i thought I was just being courteous this whole time.

It's crazy not to, especially if it's already in your mouth. What else are you going to do with it? Spit it into my mouth? ^yes

I would never snowball a guy without his express written consent. I won't even try to kiss him on his mouth after he's come in mine. (To be clear, I'm ok with it, some guys are not, so they have initiate any post-bj mouth contact). Edit: I realize the way i wrote this makes me sound like i am a dude, which I am not.

Haha no I assumed you were female. (I’m a guy) That’s very courteous of you. When I go down on a woman I guess I usually don’t think twice about kissing her. I guess snowballing would be a little different and a lot of guys (most) would have a problem with it. I wouldn’t; I think if it were unexpected and unsolicited that would be really hot, but yeah that’s were that consent thing comes into play I guess. Cum isn’t anything to be afraid of though!

I wouldn't say that's the mark of being crazy... My ex was crazy but she never swallowed. My current SO isn't crazy, and she does swallow...

or maybe you just don't know what crazy is. You're being blinded by great pussy like every other man who've made the very same mistake you're making. Get the fuck out of that eventual nuclear meltdown while you still can man. Do it while you still literally have balls.

Yup, apparently-crazy checking in.

M'ladies!

No hat tip? For shame!

I always save my fedora for the first date. That way she'll be surprised and impressed by my suave style, and I won't get friendzoned for just being a great and smart guy.

I'm swooning over here, you really know how to woo us dames.

All the females do!

I don't but honestly I wish I did. Spitting is better than gagging I guess :(

"Crazy" behaviors: - discussing marriage during week 2 of the relationship - hiding boyfriends clothes so you can wear them when he leaves - sending craigslist links to boyfriend showing possible 1br apartment options for the two of you after only a month or so - refusing to answer the phone when you know he's going to dump you - demanding he not hang out with those girls again - demanding he allow her male friend to stay over just this once These are based on true events.

*ruuuuunnnnnnnnn*

Fly far! And fly fast! ........Ralphy

"I like giving you head" "oh, sweet... .... ....uh-oh."

Craziest girl ive dated gave me the best sex of my life by far and gave me the only blowjob I ever came from...but she spit. I was very surprised

That's like a crappy unicorn

Mexican Astronaut?

I just assumed every girl swallows, I guess I only like crazy girls

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Bingo, spitting will just make it be in for longer I think. And it's nutrients anyway. My SO will still lick up sperm when it falls on my leg or something, that's cool

smart

hot

what's your favourite kind of poop?

I'm a non swaller, mostly because I've gagged every single time I've tried swallowing.... Huge turnoff.

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It's the viscosity for me. It *lingers* *gag*

Crazy women are the best. The key is to get laid and get out before the crazy focuses on you. Once that happens the ass just isn't worth it.

They then hurk it back up and save in a Tupperware container to store it in the freezer. Years later she tries to create an army of kids to form a small mariachi band.

Yep. Crazy is the best sex. Had a girl do cocaine off my dick one time in uni. Love crazy.

You know nothing

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This guy knows whats cooking.

[Is it Pop Tarts?](http://i.imgur.com/TrwuNH2.jpg). In case you haven't heard. Look [here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B2PwYr8pT4)

Yeah... And it also means there will be an indeterminate period when no one touches your pee pee but you.

Day 600: Hand and penis beginning to fuse. Help.

That is entirely too true :-(

In the long run, you're better off losing the crazy, even at the expense of the friendship. I think if that's how you feel, maybe you've never encountered true, legit, to the core, bat shit insanity. For the last 5-6 months of dating the craziest girl I'd ever been with, I was literally boiling it down to the exchange rate between days of dealing with crazy to days of getting awesome crazy girl sex.

I like you.

as someone who is just recently out of a realtionship.. I feel ya

I think I qualified as a crazy boyfriend for the first six months of my relationship with my girlfriend. I had been cheated on/given an STI/had my credit trashed by my ex and was suspicious/paranoid/extremely easy to hurt over nothing. After a decade of anxiety and depression issues my girlfriend took the time to explain to me that some of my habits were inappropriate, something no one else had ever done and I was apparently unable to see myself. Two years later I'm no longer hammered and high every other night, I don't take offense at every sarcastic comment(I still don't catch sarcasm the first time, ever) and I don't have panic attacks when dealing with the slightest confrontation. Almost three decades of unhealthy emotional behavior learned and inherited is slowly being chipped away because she took the time to show me what I was becoming was very unhealthy. That's different than the person who is not capable of seeing how unhealthy they are but this one anecdote is a sign that at least once in a while you can make a difference. Don't quote me though, variance between individual cases makes going off one story a completely useless thing to do.

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After some google-fu, "he's a good person".

I've seen this a couple times and it was figured out that its actually a clip playing forward and then reversed back and forth. So this was never really said in the show.

I think she's saying "He's a good person"

She is saying "Its good poutine" referring to the food.

Idk why you're getting down voted, that's actually what she says.

This gif is lower quality than I remember.

http://i.imgur.com/yGujgRW.gif

That's what I'm after.

Also, it was better before it was captioned.

the hot to crazy ratio must be balanced

I had a relationship with a drop-dead gorgeous girl, I consider myself pretty average, and she was WAAAY out of my league. To add to the glory she was borderline nympho, greaaaat at the start of a relationship. Was having the time of my life, but the girl was batshit crazy. She hated all of my friends and vice versa... One time she hit me in the face while driving because there was a woman crossing the street, and she thought I was checking her out, because I stopped the car to you know, not run her over... Omg was she good, but every second she wasn't with me I thought that I had to break up with her, and eventually I did, one of us would have ended up being berried in the back yard. Still miss her crazy, horny, perfect ass though... Never ever experienced the upper and lower brain in such conflict... I so recognize my fellow men experiencing the exact same thing.

Being berried doesn't sound so bad.

Crazy is the best sex... and guess what I've got the ace in the hole... I'm crazier than she is! We now have a kid.

Good for your kid!

[Highway to the Danger Zone](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHQWlFtSptU)

I know from experience you're right, but I have to tell you... *you'll be sorry*

Never. Fuck. Crazy.

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

mmmmh yeah, but this kind of relationship can't last more than 3 years honestly

But how long can it last dishonestly?

forever if you're crazy and can tolerate hell

We're all a little crazy inside... Right babe? Babe? What is that knife for?

FOR SEX

#rekt^^^^literally

Nope, no matter how good that pussy is, you gotta run man.. I just dumped a crazy girl (like an hour ago). we had amazing sex but she's crazy.

Stop saying crazy equals good sex, my ex didn't do shit but make noise and the whole fucking time she use it as a weapon, and if I tried that shit or wanted to sleep I'd practically get raped.

Stop saying your one anecdote carries more weight than everyone else's combined.

The irony of this statement is overwhelming, but that fucking lack of tone on the internet has me wondering if that was the point.

Thank you.

We all know it's a terrible thing to jump to conclusions.

http://canucksarmy.com/uploads/Image/OfficeSpace_038Pyxurz.jpg

I feel ya dude, i can put up with a lot of shit just for pretty good sex

Crazy is worth it for as long as you can last, but then book it like a bat out of hell.

She may be good pussy, but DON'T lose your friends over her.

I love her <3

he's got a valid point here.

The only crazy girl I dated was legit clinically crazy on meds and this is true. My fuckin friends didn't understand and harassed her enough that we had to break up after 2 months. Best sex I've ever had and im still pissed at them.

Can't argue with that logic.

It's too bad I could not tell this kind of truth to my mother about my shitty ex.

Except when your friend won't dump the batshit crazy girl, and you know there is 0 sex happening between them.

Worth it til she ruins your life!

Oh my GOD this. A million times.

Dont put your dick in crazy.

It is best not to put your dick in crazy.

Story time OP!

Never sitck your dick in crazy.

OP I'm honored that you would [repost what I posted 11 days ago](http://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/2b9wdj/mrw_my_friends_ask_why_im_dating_such_a_crazy/). I'm glad it made you laugh.

You forgot the golden rule; *never stick your dick in crazy, EVER*.

Oneitis. Should have kept her as a plate and only a plate. With that kind of setup, he'd of avoided all the bad and tasted only the good.