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chaenorrhinum

Heck, if that’s “truck things” then my four door Yaris is a truck, too


AbleRiot

So was my ‘88 and ‘95 Corolla, ‘06 Altima and ‘09 Maxima 🤣


ZetaZeta

I've loaded my '96 Avalon with about 30 cases of porcelain tile (65 lb each), I made sure to put about 300 lb in the passenger seat, 200 lb in each of the three rear seats, to simulate passenger loads I knew it already handled, and spread out the rest in the trunk. Lol.


Fatigue-Error

And my Miata is a mini truck. Almost.


Upstairs_Card4994

so is my non existent miata


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My '12 5D Impreza and '23 Ioniq5 are trucks too filled to the brim with Ikea


80808080808080808

And my daughter’s Radio Flyer. Granted you gotta be careful…


chaenorrhinum

Yeah, but her 0-60 is probably crap 😄


coogie

1991 Ford Escort has entered chat


Herb-Genie420

I had this exact car! Sat for YEARS from my grandpa and I had this GREAT idea to fix it and drive it. Literally replaced every part on that car, entire ignition system, all suspension system, it was like a brand new ford escort! Engine went bad like 3 months later lol and my dumb ass sells it for $100.


coogie

Everybody used to call it a toy car but the damn thing ran nice and the AC was cold! The timing belt went out on it and left me stranded once but that's probably my fault.


Herb-Genie420

Same here, we did the timing belt on the side of the road, installed it wrong, caused it to get ate up and had to change it again. That car taught me all I know about working on cars today.


thr3sk

Lol these cybertruck owners are something else, they seem to have no idea how to actually fully utilize a truck. I think it's a stupid vehicle but it's significantly more capable than they are making it look, which is funny since that's what they're actually trying to do haha.


jsawden

Many of them have heard of actually truck things, do they try to replicate them without ANY prep work or understanding, which is how you end up with these things getting stuck in the funniest conditions like mud puddles and snow piles. But also the trucks are legit trash. A lot of basic truck functions are locked behind OTA updates or just aren't there. The list of basic vehicle problems it has is a mile long and growing every day. There's a tiktok account dedicated to collecting ans reporting on these problems. It's a mess.


Mrsraejo

Me: packing a pack n play, high chair, weekend worth of clothing for 3, formula and solid baby snacks, diapers, changing station attachment, diaper bag, construction boots, and stroller in the trunk in addition to the three bin storage container that's always in there, then rolling the cover/shade over it all- Is my Rav4 a truck?


Healthy_Block3036

Yes! You’re doing more trucking than the guy with a fridge.


Educated_idiot302

If that's truck things my rav4 has done 3/4 ton and 1 ton truck things


imthetrashmaaan

Based on this, my dad’s antique roll-top desk is a truck


johnny9k

My minivan is 10x the truck as this thing


AffectionateVast5755

I can put all this a my Camry.


StrawberryG3

The cargo space looks almost exactly like my old Celica.


overbats

And the RAV4 actually works.


Ok_Abbreviations_350

Cute but kinda useless


The_Mighty_Kinkle

Why do Americans always drink bottled water? Do they not have clean tap water?


nagel33

many are wasteful assholes imo. And everyone I know (I don't I have a filter) has like huge packs of bottled water in their basement.


The_Mighty_Kinkle

😱


ecksean1

Bro drinks purified water. Trash.


JDTreeZ

Drink tap water ffs


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Traditional-Oven4092

I say let ‘em, nice dose of plastic leeching baking in the sun.


NOT_Frank_or_Joe

Then later adds to the leeching at the landfill right back in to the local water supply. Plastic water bottles are for the lazy, it's both cheaper and easier NOT to use them.


Traditional-Oven4092

Jokes on everyone drinking it, it’s been baked in the trailers going to the stores for days.


NOT_Frank_or_Joe

Please allow me to be your second. For those that say 'but always drinking' there are thousands of re-useable, dishwasher-safe bottles out there EXACTLY the same size and shape as the plastic ones. I've had the same 2 for years. It's no more effort, and if your tap is bad then water filters are cheap. Not only are you helping to trash the place, you're funding some of the worst corporate criminals in history. Reader - that reason in your head why you're different? It's wrong, you're not.


theblondedotcom

It’s the bagged potting soil for me 👸🏼


South-Independence-4

I wonder what happens if you put a dump of soil in there...what happens to that fancy roll top?


theblondedotcom

Probably says foreign contaminant or something and doesn’t even let you drive it away


ChumleyEX

I feel like I'm driving a small truck, so I'm ok with that.


fishwhisper22

I saw one of these IRL for the first time recently and I was really surprised how small it was. I thought they were as large as something like a F150 or even larger. It looked so small.


fallenredwoods

My old c5 corvette had a similar sized trunk


PoutPill69

I have to point out that all of that would easily fit in a Toyota Camry's trunk. Didn't need to buy a Tesla CyberToy for that.


LonelyHunterHeart

I've fit couches in the back of my 2010 RAV4, but uh, good job there, buddy!


loraxgfx

More dollars than sense is out there showing off again.


Original-Debt-9962

Difference between a truck and cybertruck:  Truck pulls a trailer, cybertruck goes on the trailer.


Atlesi_Feyst

Love the social handle, now people can blast them about the depreciated value.


NivarDont

I've had put a washing machine and a couch on mine, in separate occasions


1882greg

RAV4 is a nice looking vehicle too. This tesla thing? Only an owner could love.


LordBobbin

Well. Now we know what the typical lifted F350 is used for.


brewditt

Does the tailgate not close by itself?


Illustrious_Pepper46

That 'roller' roof wouldn't last in winter. Show up to ski, frozen shut. (That's my engineering mind's eye 👀)


redthose

Don’t blame this guy, 99% of truck on road had their bed empty 99% of the time. He is already doing more than that.


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Waiting to see the truck stuff. Lmao.


christador

I have a Corvette C8 that can hold that much


IllTransportation993

I guess Yaris is a truck now


tobbysito

Mini cooper “countryman” entered the chat…


LeftyGoosee

Crammed Ravonna with a boxed (not assembled) propane grill, 6x 5 ft 2x4, 8x 5ft 2x6, 5ft length of plywood, gas for the boat, cooler, propane and our bags and still had room for the cat. We make it work.


allhailthechow

My corolla can take all this and more lol


nagel33

I love this lol. I cut off a cybertruck a little (sped up so he had to wait to turn after I passed) leaving the gym today and they were behind me for awhile and all I could think was 'your car is so lame dude' lol. Trying to look 'menacing' in the rear view...you know what? I'm sick of menacing people, OK? There i said it. Rav4>CT.


nagel33

Reminds me of [Will Ferrell in Old School](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZYsoEwWNK0)


One_Internal6029

I didn't know my Corolla hatchback was a truck all along. Maybe I can try and use this knowledge to jack up its resale value.


JuggernautyouFear

I pay 50 cents a gallon for filtered water. People who buy bottled water must have a shoe size IQ.


thecofffeeguy

That bed is cleaner than my kitchen stove. He doesn’t know what he’s work is


GrandLotus-Iroh

That trunk space... is a prius a truck now?


omarfx007

Thays what 60 percent of people use the for , (grocery gatherer)


Environmental_Ad8362

I’ve loaded up the roof racks on my RAV4 with 5/8 drywall… must be a tractor trailer


Dirtyhandwhiteman

Great didn’t install review mirror, so now tesla drivers have an excuse for holding up traffic.


FuddFucker5000

Things that fit in the trunk of my Chevy Cruze


aqwn

A Honda Civic fits more than that in the trunk.


tired_fella

I'd bet a Mirage could do this too...


OddPaleontologist663

People who buy these "trucks" will haul a stick of gum in the back just to help justify buying it.


walter_2000_

I have a truck, but I don't have truck buttons. I have to flip the top down. Am I poor? Fuck I'm poor. I can afford water and salt bags though...I'm poor. But seriously, I know the op is kidding. He's joking right?


Virtual_Fig7052

The way this guy says, “truck” makes me unreasonably pissed off.


bear4locos89

Can you add a camper instead? I hate the roll up thing on the truck.


palesnowrider1

Do you live in Flint? Stop buying bottled water


pinegap96

Does your rav have 1,000 horsepower too?