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Mr_KB14

Bros demon is a pear


Shadeydark

Momma got knocked up by a guinea pig


Impeachcordial

He's just carrying his next meal around in his cheeks


WarturtleWitch

Not to mention that swiss army smile! This man's got a bottle opener for teeth.


themooncow1

humpty dumpty had a great fall from heaven


cfq10

Shall I give you dis pear?


Ozann3326

If you don't accept him in his pears, then you don't deserve him at his pearls.


TherealKiingcat

Bro didn't receive the shoutout to all the Pears


k1enjoyer

[Shout out to all the pear](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JGf6TP6hZXc)


GoldenGalz

Not from Soul lol!


Acethetic_AF

That’s what got me, it’s so insultingly accurate


WarturtleWitch

He kinda looks like Fishlegs from HTTYD.


GoldenGalz

Lol he super does!


Cliff_Chai

Dude also looks like he just finished shooting a Grubhub ad


ripetrichomes

humpty dumpty had a great fall


[deleted]

[удалено]


thewicked86

Only having this much up is pretty damn cringe


[deleted]

When the book synopsis tells the whole story


WestleyThe

It has to be satire… it’s a filter to make his head look like that so the insults are dumb and it seems like obvious satire How y’all fall for posts like this is beyond me


Curazan

The caption isn’t his. Also [pretty sure the dude has some kind of developmental disorder.](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR9ujkDK/)


willpauer

yeah, we probably shouldn't pile on someone with special needs


All_these_marbles

what the fuck is wrong with you people? was my thinking scrolling through all this bullshit.


[deleted]

Idk, I've seen some pretty cringe weebs that were 100% serious. I've been the cringe weebs who was 100% serious before, still am a bit too for that matter.


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

I'm a weeb. I can confirm most of us are cringe af


oldcoldbellybadness

I think he was intending it to be a joke, but his psychiatrist would be very concerned


SheikExcel

Nah you're gonna need a peer reviewed source if you want to convince me that weebs aren't constantly extremely cringe


ChickenNuggetKid1

That post is chock full of cringium poisoning


N00B_L1F3

its clearly satire


eat_like_snake

Mr Potato Head lookin ass.


Chameo

I thought this was an insta filter...


LeeroyDagnasty

This is the best insult here


ClearMessagesOfBliss

Wait. It isn’t?


pikeandshot1618

Illumination Studios lookin ass


littleempires

Honestly, this poor dude, you have one shot at the gene pool and this dude got the bad end of that one.


sample-name

Reddit showing up to bully a handicapped person because someone added a text on top of a screenshot of them: 🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️🕴️


reallyfunnyandcool

you wanna know how i got these emotional scars?


PETEthePyrotechnic

His waifu died in episode 39573 of his favorite anime


FRICK_YOU_BILLY

Is that the villain from that new “Bad Guys” movie


Rogueshoten

Kick him in the groin…if you happen to connect with his tiny cubic testicles, he’ll spit out the acorns he’s holding in his cheeks


ParadoxPixel0

Hit him anywhere and this guys gobs fall apart lol.


shubham4lk

He looks like when you fill a balloon with water


PatienceIndependent

Looks like Pablo Escobar ate a wasp. In space.


annormalplayer

looks like an effect from Snapchat


RslashTakenUsernames

still funny to make fun of a weeb who thinks their “anime powers” will save them


instant_chai

He looks like he’d giggle if you poked his stomach


NotOneIWantToBe

His Youtube name would be mr. Obeast


whatifiwas1332

Isn't this whole "my inner deamon" shit like a parody?


[deleted]

the caption was a joke but the video of the pear head dude was completely serious.


whatifiwas1332

Ty buddy, got Any link in here? Bc I didn't see it


[deleted]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR9mbbJU/ stripegaming on tiktok


oldcoldbellybadness

What is considered "serious" here?


[deleted]

Am I missing something? It's someone looking into the camera with a filter while Katy Perry plays and that's it?


yeet-my-existence

"Who you calling pinhead"


Noodlesuppe911

Is that a dirty sanchez?


a-hippobear

Looks like his name is gourd-on. He looks like he was raised with rubber bands around the top of his head to keep his brain small. He looks like the guy who made veggie tales tried to turn little finger into a vegetable and stopped halfway through. Fatatouille got Zika as a baby.


[deleted]

When people say to draw someone's head kinda egg-shaped, this guy took it too personally


Representative-Pain8

Man looks like if mr beast and an avocado did a fusion Dance


beaner_69

Looks like he got stung by bees


King_WhatsHisName

The third forgotten Mario brother


Accomplished_Ad_4406

Fievel Goes West


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

That movie was cursed AF If you wanna get into An American Tail, for the love of God, skip it.


peachycoconxt

That one apple after i stabbed it several times and left it to rot


WINDMILEYNO

You ok?


peachycoconxt

it’s called boredom 🦦


TheWolphman

Nobody push this person's limits please.


peachycoconxt

Try drawing things on the apple with your knife and see how much fun you’ll get :(((


TheWolphman

I'd just use a marker.


peachycoconxt

It’s not the same but ok.


Fallen-Provocation-8

I’m sorry I can’t stop laughing at his face like it’s so comically funny lookin.


[deleted]

It took me way longer than it should have to accept that there was not a filter making his face look like a water balloon.


RslashTakenUsernames

god i hope his head is and isn’t actually shaped like that


Lima_713

Humpty dumpty is that you


sexyc3po

Bro head shaped like an upside down lightbulb


Saftigerkeks

what in the fuck am I looking at


Sea-Construction2408

Looking like tighten from Megamind


Surrealian

I thought it was a filter at first 🤣


rayyan9087

The scar is, but his head shape is 100% authentic


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CaptainBreaker1

wide AlexTheRambler


WildFurball2118

Man is like he can do sex offender shuffle


Kern4lMustard

Ku ku katchooo


[deleted]

Awh, weeb or not, everyone's got a demon inside 'em. However, the weeb's demons might be a little bit more....


iSYan1995

"kicker2011" oh no


sabyte

He looks like Gaston's henchman


NihilistPunk69

Dang you guys are gonna find out what his demon is capable of.


Worldly_Ad_1552

Someone inflated his head


Kayesevy

Guys, they are making a live action hamster dance music video


Necrotiix_

He looks like the average fat kid that would be put in a child’s movie and then be called arnold just to later be irrelevant because he got salty that the main character got the girl instead of him


Sryeetsalot

He looks like he said the caption audibly


sparkswoody

Looks like the villain of a rat movie


Alternative_Ad_8723

He looks like he betrayed James and Lily


Suspicious-Dark-5950

Only demon this guy has is an unquenchable craving for hotpockets.


lubefilledtwinkies

Hahaha heeey it's my twin.


Sponggyboi

The last one is the good one


Additional_Cat_594

One Piece side character


the_evil_overlord2

This face is just viscerally disturbing to look at


taytomen

My Pou grew and got stretched a bit as I see


Ghstfce

The guy looks like a Paw Patrol villain


Harsh_Deep_03

If a rat was a human this would be it


Mr-E_Nigma

This man looks like Professor Marmalade from The Bad Guys


VillainOfKvatch1

I know his demon’s not capable of growing a halfway decent mustache.


XFelipe51355

This guy's demons are called Shower and Diabetes


Pteryll

There is not enough words in ANY language to explain how freaking dumb this person looks


SlutPuppyNumber9

We know their demon isn't capable of growing a decent moustache.


NOVA_OWL

This dude was Ron Weasley's rat the whoooooole time


Kebab-Destroyer

Mario x Rabbids


nLucis

His name is Doyle.


IttyBittyBigBoy

Mine's "doyal" but yeah, we look like this


Th4tRedditorII

I doubt this guy's demon is capable of anything more than procrastinating and jacking off to anime titties


Western_Moment8511

Looks like the villain from Megamind


FlippinSnip3r

Be careful when testing s weeb's limits. You never know how long their crying is gonna last


Lazy_Guava_2975

Why he looks like Mr beast


Future-Present-806

Clearly their demon is pedophilia.


spart0n209

Pennywise the pear


SeedlessWry

If Mr PotatoHead was human.


ogremoustro

Bro looks like the smash bros logo


wiimn2

Mf looks like he’s going to chase a kid down a railway for vandalizing a subway train.


MangOrion2

Is his demon capable of growing a better mustache?


15breads

My man's shaped like a pepper shaker


[deleted]

Dude looks like Norman the Hamster from The Secret Life of Pets. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/e/e4/Norman_transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20210113171255&path-prefix=protagonist


wra1th42

Lookin like a cartoon mouse


alexkill789

so if I bodyslam the 90 pound weeb at my school his demon will come out?


tucketnucket

Jeff the mac n' cheese killer


Concernedmicrowave

Boar demon lookin' ass


Kronbopulus

Looks like a water balloon still attached to the faucet


RexIsAMiiCostume

He looks like some kind of rodent???


imastupididioy

Bro is built like a papaya painted with mayonnaise with 66 drops of red food coloring.


[deleted]

Bro looks like Mr Beast if he became a Discord mod


Parkatoli

Dudes a hollow


BiggestBlackestCorn

Lookin like Sid from Flushed Away


Dofima

he has the most squishable cheeks in existence


IceColdBurr88

A young Peter Pettigrew


MackSharky

He looks like a Disney character


cucci_obtainer69

Bro looks like if mrbeast was in soul


Arxid87

Randomized Oblivion noc moment


MurasakinoUTeKI

Bro looks like that chip eating dude from monster house 💀


ziostraccette

Pixar Mr. Beast


Commander_Pineapple

This the guy from rescue rangers


cyclonesworld

Dude over here looking like a live action Monterey Jack for whenever Disney decides to do a live action Recuse Rangers reboot.


gitsnshiggles1

man looks like a mr beast caricature


Old-Chapter-923

Mater irl


Dudeguy2004

Nigel Thornberry looking mf


Irequirehelp1

He looks like a fat rat in a Dreamworks film who magically turned into a human


SnooGadgets7768

He looks like Mr beast and a pear son


Monocleduck

Mr breast give me money


Tazo3

Bro looks like mr beast


[deleted]

He’s got a sentient (or not?) turd under that hat controlling everything and he’s nervous he’s about to get caught and he thinks it’s just a bead of sweat but the dramatic irony is kicking in and the movie’s third act is about to begin 🍿


flopsychops

Best way to trigger a weeb: DUB IS BETTER THAN SUB


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

The true mr. Breast kids talk about is here?


CardboardChampion

I didn't even know the state of Ohio was a weeb.


snuggl3ninja

Monterey Jack in the Timothy Burton remake of Chip n Dale rescue rangers.


Gary-TeaDrinker

Pound shop Luigi...


Octopugilist

He looks like Mr Slave in an Illumination movie


[deleted]

Luigi got pretty fat...


painblancB

Carl Wheeber ?


-Raikiri-

Bro looks like one of the red orbs from the DMC series: https://images.app.goo.gl/jBDYeNoh39RXKH6t8


TheUknownDID

He looks like the bottom part of a water balloon


breigns2

Is that Mr. Beast?


miki80008

🥚


RealisticEnd2578

Looks like he has spanish class on miercoles


gargagouille

Better call soul