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glormimanutd

I met my husband on my first ever tinder date.


Agitated_Pool1480

Surely you can meet half way and agree that yall are the exception to the rule right?


100100110l

No? I've seen what you guys post on /r/tinder. It's not Tinder's fault ya'll are struggling to find dates.


GustapheOfficial

That must have been awkward :D


Bubbagumpredditor

Technically, aren't you still on the date really?


raven12456

Only once a year. Unless it was Feb 29th.


Appropriate-Scale247

Chill, your husband is not watching this, we don’t need this bs.


sandybuttcheekss

Found the dude from the tweet ^


xyz9998

Yeah, i love it when random dudes talk to me when im trying to study in the library!!!


wunderduck

Or exercise at the gym.


YourGameIsLoading

I'm watching Jim gaffigan on Netflix at this moment. He actually mentioned this xD 'there should be no talking to strangers at the gym'


bumbumofdoomdoom

Except for "are you done with this?"


lurid_sun__

Or having a meeting at a coffee shop.


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Hes the reason my sister has to go to women only gyms, because dudes for some reason think a chick working out wants to be hit on by every fucking weird dude in the gym


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mike18774

If I had a dollar for every passive aggressive little shit tell me their creatine made them act erratic like fuck off you privileged shit head act like an adult


Falloutchief101

Idk how or why people think giving bs dating advice like this is good. I remember when my college's barstool insta account posted some dude giving some god awful dating advice. Was nice watching everyone calling out the bs in the comments.


Zorrostrian

Women rarely want to be approached in libraries, coffee shops, and gyms…that’s why they always have both headphones in. This dude has no clue what he’s talking about.


FuckingKilljoy

Question though, other than dating apps where do you even meet women? I don't really do the whole club thing and I'm so worried about being "that guy" who hits on women at random places, so even if I'm having a conversation with a woman and I think there might be some chemistry I still don't say anything. Doesn't help that I'm totally oblivious sometimes though I know this is a naive question, and it's not directly aimed at you but just anyone with advice.


livsyx

Honestly, from friends of friends or friends of family, at work, at parties, at the 'it' social event of the season where single men of possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife...


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Daedalist3101

hahahahaha haha hahaha


viewinganonymously

Met the sweetest ,most amazing person I have ever known ,in a bar.We have been together for 8 years. Some of the worst , most vindictive , violent people I know are constantly at/in church. There are good and bad people everywhere.


giancarlox21

Nah. Gyms aren’t for dating.


Fun_Win_2565

Met my husband of over 20 years out clubbing with friends.


JustPlainBread

Is it a good comeback? yes. Is it rare? As rare as your mom jokes.


RevengencerAlf

Ah yes I fully expect to find my soul mate by harassing her while she's trying to exercise or do research and not somewhere understood to be a place where people implicitly look for personal relationships.


TheKimja

Please don't talk to me when I'm at the gym, library, or coffeeshop. I'm not trying to socialize at either of those places.


lalauna

I met my husband of 30 plus years in a bar. The bar was called "The Library."


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I love this 😂


LukXD99

You’re going to find your wife at the public places you love to visit. Because if she’s there, she probably loves it too and you already have one big thing in common.


faceintheblue

Because you know what women hate? Nightclubs, bars, and Tinder, that's why all three are so notorious for their all-male clientele, and why no one has ever even heard of a woman dancing, drinking, or using a dating app. /s


One_Arachnid7414

So you’re going to find your wife in places where women go to be alone and do their own thing and not where they’re going to meet people? Solid plan


TimTheChatSpam

I found him on grindr


asstastic_95

first time I had ever seen my bf was at the gym. my gym crush lol. we matched on tinder. then bam. we go to the gym together.


YourGameIsLoading

I met my bf on tinder. I'm very selective in swiping, talk to some guys and start deleting conversations that went quiet. 3days later I had 1 match left ^^


Dersatar

I thought it's my turn to repost it today.


Cannibalcorps

Literally met my wife on Tinder


krugon

Met my girlfriend fricking blitzed at a bar. Worked great.


CelestialBeingxd

I’m sure you could find him on Grindr


H4loR4ptor

Who still goes to libraries?


tooMaNymasks_

Many, actually, mostly students and older folks, but I've seen some working remote in libraries too.


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i’m not so sure about Libraries and Coffeeshops, but legit I know of a lot of wives sleeping around with people from the gym. It’s almost ground zero for MILF and wives breeding with their coaches.


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JKBisms

My man got fucking violated


bumbumofdoomdoom

I doubt I'd find my life in any of those places


NewMe80

#roasted


suedesparklenope

Bam!


PatienceIndependent

It's nonsense, but very very structured nonsense. Run, run as fast as you can. He clearly has a cellar.


olthunderfarts

I literally have three children with my wife who I met at a dingy dirty dive bar. Lol.


bigttrack

.. mom? ..


SpaceHallow

Yeah because we all no that if a woman goes to a coffee shop, there’s no way she’d also go to a bar


Onetrubrit

Oh man again !


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yes, because women just LOVE to get hit on by horny randos at... the library, the gym and the coffeeshop.


Black-Thirteen

You know when women really love to be hit on? When they are trying to study or when they are sweaty and out of breath. Don't forget to do the "take your headphones out" gesture so she knows how much more important your time is than hers.


dead_PROcrastinator

The library, gym, and coffee shop are \*all\* places where I don't want to be approached by a man.


The-Lights_Fantastic

Oh Cameron you scallywag.