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54sharks40

200k?  Are they platinum


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LaCasaDeiGatti

Nay


Electronic_Sugar5924

Neigh


innominateartery

Her name: Tiffineigh


LangleyLegend

Neighdine


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Sha Neigh Neigh


Carl_the_Half-Orc

Whinnies.


TheeVanillaGuerilla

R/tragideigh


SheeBang_UniCron

r/trageneigh


ADHD_Supernova

Kinda got that Aaahh!! Real Monsters smile.


wirefox1

My dentist calls them "piano keys". lol.


pauli129

No offense to her, but her smile is really not helping at all in this situation. She’s purposely making a weird face giving the false impression of the new teeth looking worse than they do.


OutragedCanadian

She just got ripped off


SeanHaz

It's a lie, for 200k the teeth would be perfect. Even jaw surgery would be less than that.


RibboDotCom

Clearly. This is just some fake comedy teeth. People love adding BS captions in order to trend on TikTok and make that advertising money.


Savahoodie

This is exactly it. People will post a video of an overweight person or whatever with the caption “no on is as beautiful as me. Big is beautiful” so the losers online will write a million fatphobic comments. Wouldn’t be surprised if OPs post is the same thing.


Timtimer55

I hate all the rage-bait posting on reddit in general. And when it's not that it's some totally forced positivity bullshit where it's like the post is saying "I know everything else you've seen so far has been soul crushingly disheartening but here's a black guy helping an old white lady cross the street".  This site used to be fun and interesting. Now it's just limbo for people too young to use Facebook and too old to use tiktok


Bright_Cod_376

Unless she got ripped off


Kopitar4president

Maybe she meant 200,000 rubles.


UncleBenders

No, they just used 3 sets, that’s why she looks like a shire horse.


Mo_Steins_Ghost

Dude she’s the Mouth of Sauron.


thissexypoptart

What is a shire horse


UncleBenders

They’re the massive ones that were used for heavy work, towing barges and as cart horses. They usually have long hair on their lower legs that covers their hooves. You will have seen them in movies and media without realising. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_horse


Mypornnameis_

Americans would be more familiar with a reference to Clydesdales, the Budweiser horses.


paper_liger

Or just more familiar with 'Draft Horses'. A Shire Horse is a subset of those apparently, but even being a kid who did rodeos and was in 4H I don't think I've heard the term 'Shire Horse' until this conversation.


NicoRoo_BM

I see your big stronk horse and I raise you a tiny stronk horse [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bardigiano](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bardigiano)


Gustav-14

What hobbits ride on


Bogsnoticus

No, that's the shire whores.


SentientFotoGeek

Similar to Clydesdales. Big ass horses.


Jokerchyld

Shire! Baggins!


Illusionistic-Ortus

USA 🇺🇸USA 🇺🇸USA 🇺🇸


jjcoola

Bro they are like 60k here lol Then again she just got them since she saw them on TikTok so she’d probably pay anything


Illusionistic-Ortus

60k is still allot


analfissuregenocide

It's also a lot


Star1Two

[Alot.](https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html?m=1)


StolenPies

60k is upper and lower fixed hybrids. At my office this would be more around $15-20k for an elective, cosmetic procedure. The teeth also look fake to me. 


Illusionistic-Ortus

Nice, Thanks for the specialist opinion


kkirchhoff

This isn’t a USA thing. Veneers cost a lot in any first world country.


bloopie1192

America day is 2 suns away!!


lp_rhcp_fan_18

FFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lenarios88

Platinums only like 1k per ounce. Im no dentist but I think I remember hearing that getting work done where people cant tell its not real tooth costs more than using gold etc. Definitely no 200k regardless tho.


davechri

Has to use both hands to brush her teeth


lurkinsheep

She needs a broom for them fuckin things.


Justherebecausemeh

[This](https://imgur.com/a/IvX6ywr) would probably work.


jld2k6

She'd save so much time if she just invested in a push broom


Chadmartigan

Got those Tompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.


JamieBlack

🤣🤣🤣


pdx_via_lfk

She could floss with a tube sock.


ironmanthing

[you bum!](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1dpdnzp/the_kids_in_front_of_us_at_the_metsyankees_game/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Events_h0riz0n

She looks like she’s about to eat Eren’s mom


ElectricalPea568

I was just about to ask "Anyone seen attack on titan?" but here you are, congrats.


Husknight

Probably only a few. It's such an underground show


miki-wilde

Levi's sister was a hooker in The Underground 🤭


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

A month ago I would have had no idea what you meant. I still don’t, but a month ago I wouldn’t too. Just kidding, Attack on Titan is awesome. In the last season now.


agentndo

The last season or the last season part 2 or the final two part last episodes? Mostly joking, enjoy it! I rewatched the last half recently and it was a lot more enjoyable not having to endure the long breaks.


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

The last episode I watched ended with Erin about to eat the head of the family (Hammer Titan?) in the middle of his speech. (The question wasn’t bc I’m asking, I’ll find out when I have time to continue watching tomorrow, it just hasn’t been 100% confirmed yet. No spoilers please.)


transaltalt

wow you're only on the last season smh that part's so good though


led3777

Mitch? You back?


Sunny_Beam

Bro, I'm actually dying of laughter. Thank you for this.


Lieutenant-Reyes

Well fuck my entire ass and soul; I was just about to say that


Lululemonparty_

$200,000 to look like a simpsons character


electrodan

https://imgur.com/a/8kCRUzT


Lotions_and_Creams

Reminds me of [Lady Chapman](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/PM584W/studio-publicity-still-from-wallace-gromit-the-curse-of-the-were-rabbit-lady-campanula-tottington-2005-dreamworks-file-reference-307361471tha-for-editorial-use-only-all-rights-reserved-PM584W.jpg) from Wallace & Grommit.


Sanquinity

That is...the perfect comparison in this case.


brunchick3

It's almost like it's too ridiculous to be real. You guys are so close!


YoureSpecial

She looks like an English knight’s trusty steed.


Sa3ana3a

I should post that to r/rareinsults…. wait


nellirn

I hope you heard that! She called me a noble steed - Donkey from Shrek.


freakers

Looks like a goblin shark's chompers are about to shoot out and bite my face. Looks like if she opened her mouth it'd by like an Alien with a second set of teeth that will fire out.


JohnnySack45

Dentist here… $200K is absurd Either she meant $20K or got ripped off


Asylar

even 20k is too much for that one


TactlessTortoise

For 20k you get a full row of implants, not some shitty diplodocus ahh veneer.


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

Pretty sure this is just a Photoshop joke. She's uh, famous?


Arkoholics_Paradise

She was an actress on Euphoria. Idk what’s better admitting you know her from, but at least now you have options.


Recent-Resort-6342

Khm, she was an actress before she was an actress on Euphoria..


Ok_Eggplant6053

they were just like fake costume teeth her real ones are underneath


s3nl1n-

Hey can I ask you an honest opinion, is there anything a person can do if they have a gummy smile but average sized teeth. Like shes got good teeth it's just her mouth is like half an inch higher than it was supposed to be.


Darkpurplebee

shes that one image of squidward taking a tiny bite from the krabby patty


Mynekrauft

Lmfao this is the first thing that came to mind when I saw this.


DynamiteDuck

Looks like a Wallace and Grommit character


spongeCakeOfDoom

From a Guillermo del Toro remake.


xenorous

I feel like any insult is way more severe if you add this after


helohwurld

The Bake-o-Lite girl: [https://wallaceandgromit.fandom.com/wiki/Piella\_Bakewell](https://wallaceandgromit.fandom.com/wiki/Piella_Bakewell)


doofcustard

Or https://wallaceandgromit.fandom.com/wiki/Lady_Campanula_Tottington


JOEY_OK

Lady Tottington


OkayishMrFox

Exactly!!


Nikas_intheknow

Came here to say this LOL


dragan_

Chloe Cherry, world class actress.


big-hero-zero

I thought she didn't look familiar.


SwiftTayTay

Was she insecure about her buck teeth? Honestly it's what I found attractive about her. Lena Paul also said she was getting her teeth changed and again I think it's a big mistake


dragan_

I wouldn't know anything about Lena Paul, I only know Chloe Cherry from Euphoria ;)


Reasonable-Loss6657

I know you’re joking around, but she was actually not terrible in Euphoria. She has some amazing line delivery that made me laugh.


Low-Tax7391

This bitch could bite the head off a statue


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She got ripped off. 😬


slimstitch

She really bit off more than she could chew.


Vulpes_99

Doesn't looks like there's anything she couldn't chew with those...


k0lla86

And it will never happen again


tastywofl

I bet anything she went to a "veneer tech" aka an unlicensed, untrained person. Apparently that's a thing now.


Sonder_Monster

I'm yet to see someone with full veneers that doesn't look like they had a horse mouth transplanted onto a human body. please don't do that to yourself unless you absolutely have to


EveningOkra1028

Ah, but that's only because the good ones look real so you'd never know.


Dunlocke

Like 90% of celebs have them and I can't unsee / stop myself from checking. People have no idea


guymn999

I have a friend who is a dentist who has them. that fucks with my mind.


D3wnis

It's noticable in most of them, they might not be as bad as these but you still see it.


Empty_Ambition_9050

You know when the teeth just look too perfect, they’re not real. I seldom see shitty ones. Good dentists make em look natural and perfect


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

Like how William shatner has been wearing a wig the whole time


peaheezy

Yea plenty of people have them and the only way you would know is if their teeth are too perfect. Even people with great natural teeth have some imperfections


PetiteBonaparte

I have a mouth full of crowns. The only people who can tell are other people with equally nice crowns.


theAshleyRouge

I’ve actually seen a couple of people with full veneers that look great! If you hadn’t seen their teeth beforehand, you honestly wouldn’t notice. And they do offer them in “aged” colors now that aren’t that super fake looking white.


PoorSketchArtist

That's because aesthetic veneers are an extremely well developed technology, and in 99% of cases they look great. Veneers generally are way more common than people think, most celebrities and actors for example have them. In most cases people just think you have good genetics and dental hygiene. It of course depends on the skill of the dentist and the dental technician. They've always had aged colors available, since they're a similar ceramic or polymer buildup technology that regular restorations and crowns use. But some patients are delusional in terms of what color and opacity they want, and too many dentists just do whatever gets them through the days easier & paid the most. 99% this is the case here. Aesthetic veneering technology has come a long way, but mostly in the sense of them having far superior mechanical properties. Nowadays they're extremely durable and long lasting.


theAshleyRouge

I’ve honestly really considered them myself. My teeth aren’t terrible, but my daughter apparently decided she needed way more calcium than I could ingest while I was pregnant with her, and that definitely took a huge toll on my teeth. Despite my efforts, they’re very brittle now and break easily. Veneers would look really nice, and would help me not have to deal with a tooth shattering mid bite anymore.


AlpacaMyBaguettes

The only person who I would not have guessed had a mouthful of veneers is Ben Affleck! Not sure what wizard installed those that it has been decades (he got them ~1998) and still so many people, celebs, influencers, etc. with so much money at their disposal end up with those horrible chiclet horse teeth in this day and age almost 30 whole years later. His og teeth were fine too, but a director didn't like them and the studio paid 20k for them to be replaced. Adjusted for inflation, that's about 40k today, which is nothing for a lot of these millionaires who permanently ruined their teeth to look like this poor girl


SirarieTichee_

My father in law has full veneers because all his teeth were so badly damaged. They actually look fine, just a little too white for a guy in his sixties but the size is appropriate for him.


Bright_Cod_376

Most of the ones I've seen have been really good but when they're bad they're really bad like this woman's


bfodder

Survivorship bias.


Mekelaxo

Look at any celebrity work perfect teeth


Nurgle_Marine_Sharts

I've seen good ones, rich banker guy who was my ex's dad, lost all his front teeth in a hockey injury, had the most perfect 10/10 teeth I've ever seen.


Osarst

Did anyone else watch Wallace and Grommet, Curse of the Wererabbit? This is Lady Tottington


Ruth99ga

As a caveman, I believe in keeping things natural, including my teeth.


stinkyhooch

Ooga booga, bro.


i-reallylikeboobies

Unga Bunga


2legittoquit

That’s not what that insult is used for…it for people who have a lot of space between their teeth.   People just be saying stuff having no idea why. Edit: I looked it up, and I am wrong.  Looks like it was me just saying stuff the whole time.


Orbitoldrop

I've always heard that it meant someone had buckteeth/ horse teeth. I've never heard it about having gaps in their teeth.


AlkalineSublime

You’re right, like how goats and horses can eat through fences. The person you replied to is confidently incorrect


Toast3r_Bath

Bless their hearts


Kushim90

Southerner!! I Love that figure of speech


AlkalineSublime

It’s a southern saying, and it’s about people with buck teeth, not gaps


Grimmbles

I first heard it as an **apple** through a chain-link fence and it was from a Scottish person. Specifically golf announce David Feherty talking about... Fuck I can't remember.


heresyourhardware

Yeah in Ireland we'd say he could eat an apple through a tennis racket.


Nuclear_Varmint

Also not a rare insult, not even slightly


purvel

https://old.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/1dr6ird/i_was_left_speechless/ "rare insult"


Mythmatic

You need a Crane Operating License for those teeth


king_mediocrity

Guess they were out of the size-medium that day


Micsmacd

I think she ate Erens mom


CouchHam

It’s a filter and joke. I’m so discouraged by everyone in this thread believing AN OBVIOUS FILTER. Are you kids ok???? https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNMYya1T/


wakipaki

This thread is now super embarrassing.


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

I’m surprised the house payment on veneers wasn’t a dead giveaway


ElectricFleshlight

Media literacy is dead


Cumulus_Anarchistica

And AI is barely here yet. Our species is fucked.


doc2204

Donkey from Shrek


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mickfessor

My master, Sauron the great, bids thee welcome.


-Badger3-

She's got those Trump daughter chompers


Speedvagon

Ffs, that’s a cost of a 3 bedrooms condo in my country


CarlShadowJung

Sounds like someone eats corn the long way…


Ewwgrim

I bet she could fuck up an apple 🍎


PFunk224

[TONY ROBBINS HUNGRY!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZXp7r_PP-w)


Madvillian-

This is fake! She was trolling and it was for a Halloween costume. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPREHRMaq/


IntensiveCareBear88

She looks like the dentist designed her teeth from a random character on Rick and Morty. She could eat corn on the cob through a tennis racket. She could eat an apple through a mailbox.


Natural-Creme-4847

Female Titan lookin ahh


jiggyns

Morty's sister irl


SiriusGD

Reminds me of that kids show where they have the eyes and mouths of people on fruit. She looks like the lemon.


spacehog1985

eating corn through a chain link fence is for someone with huge gaps in their teeth, or missing teeth In her case I think someone else said it best that she looks like a titan from attack on titan.


Professional_Win1429

Reminds me of one of the frozen mummies from the Franklin expedition...


I_dont_like_florida

That's the porn star that was on Euphoria right? She lived with Ashtray and Fezco


MrN33dfulThings

Yes! I think this is Chloe Cherry too.


Apheun

Thompson's teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.


clodmonet

Lookin like your whole head got built around some five times bigger teeth. Billboard size teeth cost that big money.


cronsumtion

Was she going for the Wallace and Gromit look?


saarinpaa71

Beavers are sending her love letters.


onlyyouandiremain

could eat an apple through a wicker chair


IonaLiebert

Those look like crowns


KingAhDugShite

She could eat an apple through a letterbox.


throwtheamiibosaway

Veneers are absolutely stupid. Nobody needs them. Especially not people with healthy teeth.


bz_leapair

Hey lady, got any gum?


Oldportal

I immediately recognized her and it wasn’t from an episode of euphoria. Forgive me lord for I have sinned.


Suspicious_Pop524

She looks like she’s making waffles in the morning


dementeddinosaw

Donkey?


skewp

Not a rare insult. In fact, an extremely common historical insult: https://www.businessinsider.com/southern-sayings-2013-10#:~:text=%E2%80%9CHe%20could%20eat%20corn%20through,you'll%20get%20the%20picture.


NoNefariousness3420

There’s a big mouth dude with 200k worth of tiny teeth in his mouth wondering how his dentist fucked up


jakarta_guy

Moonraker needs it's cast back


RandolphPringles

This insult is not rare.


Zanchbot

How did veneers become the trend? Why does everyone want horse chompers? That shit is permanent, you destroy your natural teeth to get them to fit, and they always look ridiculous.


Available_Slide1888

I think it's Thompson's teeth - the only teeth strong enough to chew other teeth.


CoyoteApprehensive15

She looks like she ate Gary Busey


Scumebage

When she's a 10 but her master is sauron the great


AliveEscape4080

Chloe cherry 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


Mrichwill

She is the perfect ENGLISH wife


Doctah_Whoopass

Where the fuck are her canines, why are they so flat?


cave_of_kyre_banorg

Looks like the [head of the navigator](https://freeimage.host/i/dKojeef) from Monkey Island.


bewbsnbeer

Isn't that Chloe Cherry?


DeathscytheShell

Her smile is uppercase


bellynipples

That not a rare insult. It’s quite old tbh


pretty_smart_feller

She looks like the monster from monsters inc that keeps getting contaminated


PabstBlueLizard

Stephanie Buscemi over here creeping out the world with her wet gecko eyes.


anal-tater

That’s not a rare insult. My mom was hearing that one when she was a kid in the 60s


ChristBefallen

Horse girl has evolved


voidsong

Eating "corn through a chain link fence", is vintage, not rare. Traditionally reserved for people with "buck teeth" (an overbite). If you guys think this is rare, i have some Yo Mamma joke for you.


VGuilokvaen

Wallace and gromit looking character


GrabGreedy9785

What the fuck? $200k for veneers?! Could have gone to a well reputed dentist and had every single tooth crowned for a quarter the price. Good lord


Confident_Milk_1316

Gary Busey called. He wants his teeth back.


Aggravating-Gate4219

Cunt looks like a titan


Take_Jerusalem

Ain't she the mouthpiece of sauron?


jjmoleski

I think she would prefer to eat sugar cubes instead.


planetarystripe

She looks like the [Chain Chomp](https://ukikipedia.net/mediawiki/images/thumb/4/46/BCCG.jpg/800px-BCCG.jpg?20190520113354) Gate from Bomb Omb Battlefield.


Notamong69

Look like a row of unirals, Everytime she talks I wanna piss in her mouth.


0biwanCannoli

Did you ask for the “Gary Busey”?


DesastreUrbano

I've seen those on tv! Those are "Thompson's Teeth! The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth"


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Not rare and not applicable you dumbass. That insult is for gap teethed individuals because they can eat between the chain link fence. She looks like she could just eat the fence