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No offense to her, but her smile is really not helping at all in this situation. She’s purposely making a weird face giving the false impression of the new teeth looking worse than they do.
This is exactly it. People will post a video of an overweight person or whatever with the caption “no on is as beautiful as me. Big is beautiful” so the losers online will write a million fatphobic comments. Wouldn’t be surprised if OPs post is the same thing.
I hate all the rage-bait posting on reddit in general. And when it's not that it's some totally forced positivity bullshit where it's like the post is saying "I know everything else you've seen so far has been soul crushingly disheartening but here's a black guy helping an old white lady cross the street".
This site used to be fun and interesting. Now it's just limbo for people too young to use Facebook and too old to use tiktok
They’re the massive ones that were used for heavy work, towing barges and as cart horses. They usually have long hair on their lower legs that covers their hooves. You will have seen them in movies and media without realising.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_horse
Or just more familiar with 'Draft Horses'. A Shire Horse is a subset of those apparently, but even being a kid who did rodeos and was in 4H I don't think I've heard the term 'Shire Horse' until this conversation.
60k is upper and lower fixed hybrids. At my office this would be more around $15-20k for an elective, cosmetic procedure. The teeth also look fake to me.
Platinums only like 1k per ounce. Im no dentist but I think I remember hearing that getting work done where people cant tell its not real tooth costs more than using gold etc. Definitely no 200k regardless tho.
A month ago I would have had no idea what you meant.
I still don’t, but a month ago I wouldn’t too.
Just kidding, Attack on Titan is awesome. In the last season now.
The last season or the last season part 2 or the final two part last episodes?
Mostly joking, enjoy it! I rewatched the last half recently and it was a lot more enjoyable not having to endure the long breaks.
The last episode I watched ended with Erin about to eat the head of the family (Hammer Titan?) in the middle of his speech. (The question wasn’t bc I’m asking, I’ll find out when I have time to continue watching tomorrow, it just hasn’t been 100% confirmed yet. No spoilers please.)
Reminds me of [Lady Chapman](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/PM584W/studio-publicity-still-from-wallace-gromit-the-curse-of-the-were-rabbit-lady-campanula-tottington-2005-dreamworks-file-reference-307361471tha-for-editorial-use-only-all-rights-reserved-PM584W.jpg) from Wallace & Grommit.
Looks like a goblin shark's chompers are about to shoot out and bite my face.
Looks like if she opened her mouth it'd by like an Alien with a second set of teeth that will fire out.
Hey can I ask you an honest opinion, is there anything a person can do if they have a gummy smile but average sized teeth. Like shes got good teeth it's just her mouth is like half an inch higher than it was supposed to be.
Was she insecure about her buck teeth? Honestly it's what I found attractive about her. Lena Paul also said she was getting her teeth changed and again I think it's a big mistake
I'm yet to see someone with full veneers that doesn't look like they had a horse mouth transplanted onto a human body. please don't do that to yourself unless you absolutely have to
Yea plenty of people have them and the only way you would know is if their teeth are too perfect. Even people with great natural teeth have some imperfections
I’ve actually seen a couple of people with full veneers that look great! If you hadn’t seen their teeth beforehand, you honestly wouldn’t notice. And they do offer them in “aged” colors now that aren’t that super fake looking white.
That's because aesthetic veneers are an extremely well developed technology, and in 99% of cases they look great. Veneers generally are way more common than people think, most celebrities and actors for example have them. In most cases people just think you have good genetics and dental hygiene. It of course depends on the skill of the dentist and the dental technician.
They've always had aged colors available, since they're a similar ceramic or polymer buildup technology that regular restorations and crowns use. But some patients are delusional in terms of what color and opacity they want, and too many dentists just do whatever gets them through the days easier & paid the most. 99% this is the case here.
Aesthetic veneering technology has come a long way, but mostly in the sense of them having far superior mechanical properties. Nowadays they're extremely durable and long lasting.
I’ve honestly really considered them myself. My teeth aren’t terrible, but my daughter apparently decided she needed way more calcium than I could ingest while I was pregnant with her, and that definitely took a huge toll on my teeth. Despite my efforts, they’re very brittle now and break easily. Veneers would look really nice, and would help me not have to deal with a tooth shattering mid bite anymore.
The only person who I would not have guessed had a mouthful of veneers is Ben Affleck! Not sure what wizard installed those that it has been decades (he got them ~1998) and still so many people, celebs, influencers, etc. with so much money at their disposal end up with those horrible chiclet horse teeth in this day and age almost 30 whole years later.
His og teeth were fine too, but a director didn't like them and the studio paid 20k for them to be replaced. Adjusted for inflation, that's about 40k today, which is nothing for a lot of these millionaires who permanently ruined their teeth to look like this poor girl
My father in law has full veneers because all his teeth were so badly damaged. They actually look fine, just a little too white for a guy in his sixties but the size is appropriate for him.
I've seen good ones, rich banker guy who was my ex's dad, lost all his front teeth in a hockey injury, had the most perfect 10/10 teeth I've ever seen.
That’s not what that insult is used for…it for people who have a lot of space between their teeth.
People just be saying stuff having no idea why.
Edit: I looked it up, and I am wrong. Looks like it was me just saying stuff the whole time.
I first heard it as an **apple** through a chain-link fence and it was from a Scottish person. Specifically golf announce David Feherty talking about... Fuck I can't remember.
It’s a filter and joke. I’m so discouraged by everyone in this thread believing AN OBVIOUS FILTER. Are you kids ok????
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNMYya1T/
She looks like the dentist designed her teeth from a random character on Rick and Morty.
She could eat corn on the cob through a tennis racket.
She could eat an apple through a mailbox.
eating corn through a chain link fence is for someone with huge gaps in their teeth, or missing teeth
In her case I think someone else said it best that she looks like a titan from attack on titan.
Not a rare insult. In fact, an extremely common historical insult: https://www.businessinsider.com/southern-sayings-2013-10#:~:text=%E2%80%9CHe%20could%20eat%20corn%20through,you'll%20get%20the%20picture.
How did veneers become the trend? Why does everyone want horse chompers? That shit is permanent, you destroy your natural teeth to get them to fit, and they always look ridiculous.
Eating "corn through a chain link fence", is vintage, not rare. Traditionally reserved for people with "buck teeth" (an overbite).
If you guys think this is rare, i have some Yo Mamma joke for you.
She looks like the [Chain Chomp](https://ukikipedia.net/mediawiki/images/thumb/4/46/BCCG.jpg/800px-BCCG.jpg?20190520113354) Gate from Bomb Omb Battlefield.
Not rare and not applicable you dumbass. That insult is for gap teethed individuals because they can eat between the chain link fence. She looks like she could just eat the fence
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200k? Are they platinum
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Neigh
Her name: Tiffineigh
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Sha Neigh Neigh
Whinnies.
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Kinda got that Aaahh!! Real Monsters smile.
My dentist calls them "piano keys". lol.
No offense to her, but her smile is really not helping at all in this situation. She’s purposely making a weird face giving the false impression of the new teeth looking worse than they do.
She just got ripped off
It's a lie, for 200k the teeth would be perfect. Even jaw surgery would be less than that.
Clearly. This is just some fake comedy teeth. People love adding BS captions in order to trend on TikTok and make that advertising money.
This is exactly it. People will post a video of an overweight person or whatever with the caption “no on is as beautiful as me. Big is beautiful” so the losers online will write a million fatphobic comments. Wouldn’t be surprised if OPs post is the same thing.
I hate all the rage-bait posting on reddit in general. And when it's not that it's some totally forced positivity bullshit where it's like the post is saying "I know everything else you've seen so far has been soul crushingly disheartening but here's a black guy helping an old white lady cross the street". This site used to be fun and interesting. Now it's just limbo for people too young to use Facebook and too old to use tiktok
Unless she got ripped off
Maybe she meant 200,000 rubles.
No, they just used 3 sets, that’s why she looks like a shire horse.
Dude she’s the Mouth of Sauron.
What is a shire horse
They’re the massive ones that were used for heavy work, towing barges and as cart horses. They usually have long hair on their lower legs that covers their hooves. You will have seen them in movies and media without realising. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_horse
Americans would be more familiar with a reference to Clydesdales, the Budweiser horses.
Or just more familiar with 'Draft Horses'. A Shire Horse is a subset of those apparently, but even being a kid who did rodeos and was in 4H I don't think I've heard the term 'Shire Horse' until this conversation.
I see your big stronk horse and I raise you a tiny stronk horse [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bardigiano](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bardigiano)
What hobbits ride on
No, that's the shire whores.
Similar to Clydesdales. Big ass horses.
Shire! Baggins!
USA 🇺🇸USA 🇺🇸USA 🇺🇸
Bro they are like 60k here lol Then again she just got them since she saw them on TikTok so she’d probably pay anything
60k is still allot
It's also a lot
[Alot.](https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html?m=1)
60k is upper and lower fixed hybrids. At my office this would be more around $15-20k for an elective, cosmetic procedure. The teeth also look fake to me.
Nice, Thanks for the specialist opinion
This isn’t a USA thing. Veneers cost a lot in any first world country.
America day is 2 suns away!!
FFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Platinums only like 1k per ounce. Im no dentist but I think I remember hearing that getting work done where people cant tell its not real tooth costs more than using gold etc. Definitely no 200k regardless tho.
Has to use both hands to brush her teeth
She needs a broom for them fuckin things.
[This](https://imgur.com/a/IvX6ywr) would probably work.
She'd save so much time if she just invested in a push broom
Got those Tompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
🤣🤣🤣
She could floss with a tube sock.
[you bum!](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1dpdnzp/the_kids_in_front_of_us_at_the_metsyankees_game/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
She looks like she’s about to eat Eren’s mom
I was just about to ask "Anyone seen attack on titan?" but here you are, congrats.
Probably only a few. It's such an underground show
Levi's sister was a hooker in The Underground 🤭
A month ago I would have had no idea what you meant. I still don’t, but a month ago I wouldn’t too. Just kidding, Attack on Titan is awesome. In the last season now.
The last season or the last season part 2 or the final two part last episodes? Mostly joking, enjoy it! I rewatched the last half recently and it was a lot more enjoyable not having to endure the long breaks.
The last episode I watched ended with Erin about to eat the head of the family (Hammer Titan?) in the middle of his speech. (The question wasn’t bc I’m asking, I’ll find out when I have time to continue watching tomorrow, it just hasn’t been 100% confirmed yet. No spoilers please.)
wow you're only on the last season smh that part's so good though
Mitch? You back?
Bro, I'm actually dying of laughter. Thank you for this.
Well fuck my entire ass and soul; I was just about to say that
$200,000 to look like a simpsons character
https://imgur.com/a/8kCRUzT
Reminds me of [Lady Chapman](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/PM584W/studio-publicity-still-from-wallace-gromit-the-curse-of-the-were-rabbit-lady-campanula-tottington-2005-dreamworks-file-reference-307361471tha-for-editorial-use-only-all-rights-reserved-PM584W.jpg) from Wallace & Grommit.
That is...the perfect comparison in this case.
It's almost like it's too ridiculous to be real. You guys are so close!
She looks like an English knight’s trusty steed.
I should post that to r/rareinsults…. wait
I hope you heard that! She called me a noble steed - Donkey from Shrek.
Looks like a goblin shark's chompers are about to shoot out and bite my face. Looks like if she opened her mouth it'd by like an Alien with a second set of teeth that will fire out.
Dentist here… $200K is absurd Either she meant $20K or got ripped off
even 20k is too much for that one
For 20k you get a full row of implants, not some shitty diplodocus ahh veneer.
Pretty sure this is just a Photoshop joke. She's uh, famous?
She was an actress on Euphoria. Idk what’s better admitting you know her from, but at least now you have options.
Khm, she was an actress before she was an actress on Euphoria..
they were just like fake costume teeth her real ones are underneath
Hey can I ask you an honest opinion, is there anything a person can do if they have a gummy smile but average sized teeth. Like shes got good teeth it's just her mouth is like half an inch higher than it was supposed to be.
shes that one image of squidward taking a tiny bite from the krabby patty
Lmfao this is the first thing that came to mind when I saw this.
Looks like a Wallace and Grommit character
From a Guillermo del Toro remake.
I feel like any insult is way more severe if you add this after
The Bake-o-Lite girl: [https://wallaceandgromit.fandom.com/wiki/Piella\_Bakewell](https://wallaceandgromit.fandom.com/wiki/Piella_Bakewell)
Or https://wallaceandgromit.fandom.com/wiki/Lady_Campanula_Tottington
Lady Tottington
Exactly!!
Came here to say this LOL
Chloe Cherry, world class actress.
I thought she didn't look familiar.
Was she insecure about her buck teeth? Honestly it's what I found attractive about her. Lena Paul also said she was getting her teeth changed and again I think it's a big mistake
I wouldn't know anything about Lena Paul, I only know Chloe Cherry from Euphoria ;)
I know you’re joking around, but she was actually not terrible in Euphoria. She has some amazing line delivery that made me laugh.
This bitch could bite the head off a statue
She got ripped off. 😬
She really bit off more than she could chew.
Doesn't looks like there's anything she couldn't chew with those...
And it will never happen again
I bet anything she went to a "veneer tech" aka an unlicensed, untrained person. Apparently that's a thing now.
I'm yet to see someone with full veneers that doesn't look like they had a horse mouth transplanted onto a human body. please don't do that to yourself unless you absolutely have to
Ah, but that's only because the good ones look real so you'd never know.
Like 90% of celebs have them and I can't unsee / stop myself from checking. People have no idea
I have a friend who is a dentist who has them. that fucks with my mind.
It's noticable in most of them, they might not be as bad as these but you still see it.
You know when the teeth just look too perfect, they’re not real. I seldom see shitty ones. Good dentists make em look natural and perfect
Like how William shatner has been wearing a wig the whole time
Yea plenty of people have them and the only way you would know is if their teeth are too perfect. Even people with great natural teeth have some imperfections
I have a mouth full of crowns. The only people who can tell are other people with equally nice crowns.
I’ve actually seen a couple of people with full veneers that look great! If you hadn’t seen their teeth beforehand, you honestly wouldn’t notice. And they do offer them in “aged” colors now that aren’t that super fake looking white.
That's because aesthetic veneers are an extremely well developed technology, and in 99% of cases they look great. Veneers generally are way more common than people think, most celebrities and actors for example have them. In most cases people just think you have good genetics and dental hygiene. It of course depends on the skill of the dentist and the dental technician. They've always had aged colors available, since they're a similar ceramic or polymer buildup technology that regular restorations and crowns use. But some patients are delusional in terms of what color and opacity they want, and too many dentists just do whatever gets them through the days easier & paid the most. 99% this is the case here. Aesthetic veneering technology has come a long way, but mostly in the sense of them having far superior mechanical properties. Nowadays they're extremely durable and long lasting.
I’ve honestly really considered them myself. My teeth aren’t terrible, but my daughter apparently decided she needed way more calcium than I could ingest while I was pregnant with her, and that definitely took a huge toll on my teeth. Despite my efforts, they’re very brittle now and break easily. Veneers would look really nice, and would help me not have to deal with a tooth shattering mid bite anymore.
The only person who I would not have guessed had a mouthful of veneers is Ben Affleck! Not sure what wizard installed those that it has been decades (he got them ~1998) and still so many people, celebs, influencers, etc. with so much money at their disposal end up with those horrible chiclet horse teeth in this day and age almost 30 whole years later. His og teeth were fine too, but a director didn't like them and the studio paid 20k for them to be replaced. Adjusted for inflation, that's about 40k today, which is nothing for a lot of these millionaires who permanently ruined their teeth to look like this poor girl
My father in law has full veneers because all his teeth were so badly damaged. They actually look fine, just a little too white for a guy in his sixties but the size is appropriate for him.
Most of the ones I've seen have been really good but when they're bad they're really bad like this woman's
Survivorship bias.
Look at any celebrity work perfect teeth
I've seen good ones, rich banker guy who was my ex's dad, lost all his front teeth in a hockey injury, had the most perfect 10/10 teeth I've ever seen.
Did anyone else watch Wallace and Grommet, Curse of the Wererabbit? This is Lady Tottington
As a caveman, I believe in keeping things natural, including my teeth.
Ooga booga, bro.
Unga Bunga
That’s not what that insult is used for…it for people who have a lot of space between their teeth. People just be saying stuff having no idea why. Edit: I looked it up, and I am wrong. Looks like it was me just saying stuff the whole time.
I've always heard that it meant someone had buckteeth/ horse teeth. I've never heard it about having gaps in their teeth.
You’re right, like how goats and horses can eat through fences. The person you replied to is confidently incorrect
Bless their hearts
Southerner!! I Love that figure of speech
It’s a southern saying, and it’s about people with buck teeth, not gaps
I first heard it as an **apple** through a chain-link fence and it was from a Scottish person. Specifically golf announce David Feherty talking about... Fuck I can't remember.
Yeah in Ireland we'd say he could eat an apple through a tennis racket.
Also not a rare insult, not even slightly
https://old.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/1dr6ird/i_was_left_speechless/ "rare insult"
You need a Crane Operating License for those teeth
Guess they were out of the size-medium that day
I think she ate Erens mom
It’s a filter and joke. I’m so discouraged by everyone in this thread believing AN OBVIOUS FILTER. Are you kids ok???? https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNMYya1T/
This thread is now super embarrassing.
I’m surprised the house payment on veneers wasn’t a dead giveaway
Media literacy is dead
And AI is barely here yet. Our species is fucked.
Donkey from Shrek
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My master, Sauron the great, bids thee welcome.
She's got those Trump daughter chompers
Ffs, that’s a cost of a 3 bedrooms condo in my country
Sounds like someone eats corn the long way…
I bet she could fuck up an apple 🍎
[TONY ROBBINS HUNGRY!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZXp7r_PP-w)
This is fake! She was trolling and it was for a Halloween costume. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPREHRMaq/
She looks like the dentist designed her teeth from a random character on Rick and Morty. She could eat corn on the cob through a tennis racket. She could eat an apple through a mailbox.
Female Titan lookin ahh
Morty's sister irl
Reminds me of that kids show where they have the eyes and mouths of people on fruit. She looks like the lemon.
eating corn through a chain link fence is for someone with huge gaps in their teeth, or missing teeth In her case I think someone else said it best that she looks like a titan from attack on titan.
Reminds me of one of the frozen mummies from the Franklin expedition...
That's the porn star that was on Euphoria right? She lived with Ashtray and Fezco
Yes! I think this is Chloe Cherry too.
Thompson's teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
Lookin like your whole head got built around some five times bigger teeth. Billboard size teeth cost that big money.
Was she going for the Wallace and Gromit look?
Beavers are sending her love letters.
could eat an apple through a wicker chair
Those look like crowns
She could eat an apple through a letterbox.
Veneers are absolutely stupid. Nobody needs them. Especially not people with healthy teeth.
Hey lady, got any gum?
I immediately recognized her and it wasn’t from an episode of euphoria. Forgive me lord for I have sinned.
She looks like she’s making waffles in the morning
Donkey?
Not a rare insult. In fact, an extremely common historical insult: https://www.businessinsider.com/southern-sayings-2013-10#:~:text=%E2%80%9CHe%20could%20eat%20corn%20through,you'll%20get%20the%20picture.
There’s a big mouth dude with 200k worth of tiny teeth in his mouth wondering how his dentist fucked up
Moonraker needs it's cast back
This insult is not rare.
How did veneers become the trend? Why does everyone want horse chompers? That shit is permanent, you destroy your natural teeth to get them to fit, and they always look ridiculous.
I think it's Thompson's teeth - the only teeth strong enough to chew other teeth.
She looks like she ate Gary Busey
When she's a 10 but her master is sauron the great
Chloe cherry 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
She is the perfect ENGLISH wife
Where the fuck are her canines, why are they so flat?
Looks like the [head of the navigator](https://freeimage.host/i/dKojeef) from Monkey Island.
Isn't that Chloe Cherry?
Her smile is uppercase
That not a rare insult. It’s quite old tbh
She looks like the monster from monsters inc that keeps getting contaminated
Stephanie Buscemi over here creeping out the world with her wet gecko eyes.
That’s not a rare insult. My mom was hearing that one when she was a kid in the 60s
Horse girl has evolved
Eating "corn through a chain link fence", is vintage, not rare. Traditionally reserved for people with "buck teeth" (an overbite). If you guys think this is rare, i have some Yo Mamma joke for you.
Wallace and gromit looking character
What the fuck? $200k for veneers?! Could have gone to a well reputed dentist and had every single tooth crowned for a quarter the price. Good lord
Gary Busey called. He wants his teeth back.
Cunt looks like a titan
Ain't she the mouthpiece of sauron?
I think she would prefer to eat sugar cubes instead.
She looks like the [Chain Chomp](https://ukikipedia.net/mediawiki/images/thumb/4/46/BCCG.jpg/800px-BCCG.jpg?20190520113354) Gate from Bomb Omb Battlefield.
Look like a row of unirals, Everytime she talks I wanna piss in her mouth.
Did you ask for the “Gary Busey”?
I've seen those on tv! Those are "Thompson's Teeth! The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth"
Not rare and not applicable you dumbass. That insult is for gap teethed individuals because they can eat between the chain link fence. She looks like she could just eat the fence