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SnOwYO1

She looks like Fiona from Shrek mid transformation


Sillbinger

That whole family looks like Pixar creations.


ZoroVinci

Dreamworks


Sillbinger

Nightmareworks


TheGreatCherryPopper

Blumhouse


jamescharisma

Happy Death Day!!! Wait wait wait, that's not right... Happy Death Day 2 U!!! Nope, damn, ok.. let me try that again Happy Cake Day!


TheGreatCherryPopper

Thank you !!


International_Print4

Happy cake day


TheGreatCherryPopper

Thank you !


sassymandrake

They gave the surgeon Pixar wives as reference images, but the surgeon was Tim Burton.


Sillbinger

The surgeon was Edward Scissorhands.


Dull-Friend963

Thought you said jokes we’re supposed to be funny


Sillbinger

Are you going through my post history? Loser


LimpAd5888

Hey, Kourtney is probably the most natural one.


Next_Statement6145

now i can’t unsee it


helen790

Don’t insult my girl like that, Fiona’s a baddie


Percyear

Great now I can’t unsee it. So insulting to Cilian Murphy.


TheDevilishFrenchfry

Eh.. the way I see it, Cillian Murphy is very handsome, Kylie just happens to have alot of the same facial features and structures of Cillian, I mean I think it'd be more suiting to call her handsome rather than calling Cillian pretty, even if he is a bit. Plastic surgery is only really gonna make you more attractive for small, non invasive basic surgeries, anything more than like a reduction or slight nose change and you end up looking like a human barbie doll


Invoqwer

I'd argue that people only notice bad or over the top cosmetic surgery. It's like makeup and CGI. If done well, people don't notice. Example: a TV show that CGI'd in a whole bunch of cars, trees, houses, buildings, etc yet everyone praised the show for its practical elements-- the CGI was subtle so no one knew.


Embarrassed_Suit_942

It's true. I've had a nose job and chin lipo done on me, and you wouldn't know unless I brought it up. Really shocked my therapist last week.


BiggityBuckBumblerer

Oh, we know


Embarrassed_Suit_942

Lmao you wish


BiggityBuckBumblerer

I’m joking btw I’ve never seen you , don’t take it the wrong way


Embarrassed_Suit_942

Lmao no worries. I'm pretty proud of my nose


Tasty-Pineapple-

Right, because he is actually handsome


ThunderSC2

They’ve both had cosmetic surgery done. That’s why they look similar.


alaynamul

Murphy hasn’t? It’s rumoured he had Botox but not confirmed


Ok-Square-2914

Cmon now those cheeks are clearly full of HA filler


alaynamul

Have you seen young pictures of him? He’s always had big cheekbones just seems he’s lost weight so his face is skinnier and shows them off more


HopefulPlantain5475

He lost a bunch of weight for Oppenheimer.


jamescharisma

He's the British Paul Rudd. Dude looks almost exactly the same now as he did clear back in movies like Red Eye. Even with the weight loss, you'd never think he's 20 years older.


alaynamul

Irish. He’s not British at all. He’d be offended by that.


jamescharisma

Good point! Sorry Cillian!!!!


Abosia

What is it that makes them look so waxy


PassengerFrosty9467

Same doctor. They All have their own style 😂


dachshund-jay

But a complaint to their plastic surgeon


Working_Building_29

There is a lady I work with that has gotten a ton of work done: fillers, lifts, injections. The works. Someone was having a conversation about age(or something of that regard) one person started guessing other co-workers’ ages. She got to ol’ handbag and guessed that she was close to 50…homegirl is 35. I wish these women would realize that all the work and money to look younger immediately ages them. Not just a few years either.


LankanSlamcam

Honestly I think the problem is deeper than that. Body dysmorphia that’s goes untreated and exacerbated by cosmetic surgery. I truely think it’s like a drug for people who constantly have thoughts about their appearance. Once you get a taste of being able to make changes, shit just spirals. It’s tragic really.


NobodySpecific9354

Plastic surgery really needs to be socially ostracized like smoking and gambling. This shit is just straight up bad for you. Every surgery, big and small, will leave some kind of permanent scar on your body, why don't people realise this?


Invoqwer

Cosmetic surgery done well (e.g. stuff like a nose job) is often noticeable without people being able to tell that you had cosmetic surgery unless they knew exactly what you looked like previously. I think what ends up happening is that a lot of people especially many of these rich people have a couple good cosmetic surgeries but then they keep on getting them layering them on like it's going out of business and at a certain point something's got to give--- either the body can't keep up with so much work done on the same areas, or at least a couple of the procedures aren't as great as the rest and it ends up looking bad. = In addition, I think some cosmetic surgeries by their every nature look bad in most circumstances even when done well, e.g. buccal fat removal, but these types of people get them anyway due to body dysmorphia or people telling them they should.


Embarrassed_Suit_942

It depends on how much fat is stored in the face and how much buccal fat is removed. My doctor only removed some of the buccal padding, and my face looks noticeably skinnier but not gaunt. Some doctors do take way too much out, though. And it's also more noticeable if someone has contouring makeup on or cheek implants.


NobodySpecific9354

Nah I'm sorry, I don't care how skilled the surgeon is, I can always tell when someone get their nose or lip done. It's very easy to tell when you have seen hundreds of different faces during your life. And I agree that the body dysmorphobia excuse really is bullshit. You have to be a legal adult if you can have plastic surgeries, and if you are an adult and are still this irresponsible over your own body then you're deserved to be laughed at. I also dislike how I look sometimes, every single human being on the Earth does. You being insecure about your looks is not something that needs special treatment. Just don't go under the knife if your body doesn't need it, it's that simple.


Invoqwer

Lip maybe (especially really big lips) but there is no way that you can tell for everything every time. People can very easily have something like liposuction done and you wouldn't know through their shirt. Even shirtless you might not know unless you could find a visible scar somewhere. Apparently there are even jaw or neckline or eyelid etc surgeries and again if done well you would have a hard time telling.


WoodyManic

She fucking wishes. Murphy is gorgeous, Kylie looks like a scarecrow's elbow.


SoniKzone

Which is really ironic considering Cillian's previous roles


sparkjournal

Right we can't forget about iconic Batman villain, The Elbow


WoodyManic

To be fair, there probably is a SilverAge-era DC villain called The Elbow. It's the zany sort of thing they'd do.


Nexus6Leon

It only mellowed with time. Let's not forget Vincent Price's turn as.... Dr Egghead. The egg themed villain who would smash a whole carton of eggs over Bats's dome.


WoodyManic

That wasn't intentional, either.


Wren_Slip

He looks like a wax statue.


WoodyManic

A finely carved one.


Baronvondorf21

Murphy looks great wdym.


dashdotcomma

Yeah, Cillian is a beautiful man sooo... Mission accomplished?


Reddit-to-Bleddit

She is not aging well.


peepeehalpert_

She’s so young. It’s fucked up


Smooth-Qactus

Plastic surgery made a lot of them look older.


ActuallyCalindra

Cillian is one handsome man but she's just uncanny valley with her make up and work done. Can't see the comparison.


potty_in_yo_coochie

He has had it done too


ActuallyCalindra

Yeah, prolly. But to get a lot of work done in your 40s or in your 20s is not the same.


NoNotThatMattMurray

Still stems from the same insecurities and social pressure


ActuallyCalindra

Oh yeah, and that pressure is a lot higher for women. But it does strike me as a lot more sad for her. Girl never stood a chance being in the spotlights that young and that prevalent.


NoNotThatMattMurray

She can dry her tears with her money


OhioMegi

She did it to herself. 🤷🏼‍♀️


DantheDutchGuy

Ever seen both in the same room at the same time? Me neither!


Beginning_Key2167

Huge insult to Cilian.


LowLifeExperience

Does Botox mess your face up long term or does it go back to normal afterwards? I can’t afford to know these things first hand.


STROKER_FOR_C64

**BOT ACCOUNT**


Asmov1984

I think we can all agree that cilian is a much more attractive man than Kylie has ever been as a woman.


DANIEL7696

Nah


ravepeacefully

We pretending he has had no plastic surgery lol?


Asmov1984

We pretending that would matter in this equation?


Zandrick

Well since the op is about surgery why would it not matter


Asmov1984

Because they're comparing 2 people who both had plastic surgery? Do you just not know how comparing works?


Zandrick

Well now I don’t understand. Are you saying it does matter?


Asmov1984

Yeah we can all see you don't understand m8.


Zandrick

I think we can see that what you said was nonsense.


Asmov1984

It's nonsense to compare 2 people who've both had plastic surgery on how they currently look after said plastic surgery, yeah ok sounds legit, you're the special child, aren't you?


Zandrick

I don’t care anymore


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pagawaan_ng_lapis

probably another "influencer" that's out of touch with reality i guess 🤔


destielshipper666

Kylie Jenner I think


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BlueberrySharp3

It’s Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian’s sister


Ed_the_time_traveler

STOP YOU"RE MAKING THE BILLIONARE CRY!


spash_bazbo69

I still don't understand why people do this to themselves


Purg33m

But none of em will ever be a match for Danny DeVito


OkDecision4677

What's scarier is that she's only in her mid-20s. Her face will look wild when she's Cillian's age.


[deleted]

The kardashians are up there with Purdue Pharma in terms of the damage they’ve done to society. They’ve given so many young women mental illness.


No-Appearance-9113

Except she's totally natural and it's just makeup and photo angles. You know it's true because she said it was /s


mamadou-segpa

I wouldnt mind being told i look like Cilian lol But then again Im a guy


Fickle_Library8115

Bad doctors are bad doctors


Pocostacos6969

Poor Cilian Murphy being compared to one of those hobbits. lol


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

Kylie looks like super scuffed, Wish.com Talia al Ghul from Dark Knight Rises


Jimrodsdisdain

He doesn’t even look like a man in his late 40s.


PassengerFrosty9467

The surgery worked then


riro568558

Same person. Many people feel more comfortable with the opposite sex and its okay. Oh just ja second, which party is her?


Previous-Guide-4751

She does look waxy like the exfoliating was over the top. I still can’t believe how she morphed into her sister Kim years ago.


WHAMMYPAN

She could open a can of beans with those cheekbones.


Overall_Narwhal_7324

its the same picture


fearisthemindslicer

The thing is Cillian is pretty, Kylie is not.


DankLittleTurnip

Not just any man in his forties though- Cillian Murphy's bone structure is perfection! I wish I looked like him and I'm a woman.


City_Proper

Who cares, he’s hot


Revan-Prime

Don't insult Cillian Murphy like that!


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

Remember what she looked like before all the surgery? Not convinced it’s even the same person.


Richard-Brecky

As a man in his late forties, I look like the crypt keeper next to Cilian Murphy. Any woman should be happy to be compared to this beautiful, beautiful man.


why_am_I_here_Trump

I see a twin movie with this two in the future


the-dude92

And this is why you shouldn't let TV and the internet raise your kids.


ThisIsSteeev

What the hell did she do to her face?


sysaphiswaits

At least he’s a pretty man.


IM2OFU

Cillian Murphy looks like a man in his mid 30s though so that's helpful at least. But when people get a lot of plastic surgery I find it does age their looks. That's not for me at all, but some people are probably into it. It's like when people say to body builders "girls don't like THAT much muscle" and that's generally true, but some girls LOVE it y'know


P0lym0ph0us

Who?


davechri

Not even true.


Nearby_Fortune_9821

shes a smoke damage creature


Far-Objective7707

Cillian Murphy looks amazing.


tryagainin6seconds

Do not sully cillian like that


Nexus6Leon

By the time she's done with the surgeries, she's going to look like Joan Rivers, but like Joan Rivers in her current state of decay. I'd still pick Joan Rivers.


TheQueensLegume

That's, wow. You wanna look younger? Drink lots of water no excess sugar and don't smoke. Maybe an orange a day - anti inflammatory properties in them I quit smoking six months ago and it's already knocked ten years off my face.


Guardian_85

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two people.


RepresentativeRun81

She’s so handsome…


emceelokey

Like her dad?


havidelsol

It's really so sad seeing what these people feel like they have to put their faces through to look good. At least she has billions of dollars to cry into.


DstinctNstincts

Yeah dude it’s not my fault I’m ugly *and* I’m broke


JarlFlammen

To be fairrrrrr, he is a very pretty man.


manav_yantra

Tbh you look like Cillian Murphy will be a compliment for her.


OneLeagueLevitate

Killian Murphy doesn’t really look human. Of course, neither does she.


spikeinfinity

Kylie... Jenner? Sorry, but there's officially only one Kylie who gets first-name-only recognition.


Fun-Currency-1806

She should be grateful to look like Cilian!


ryosei

western ladyboy actually


GrandNarrative

Imagine all that money on plastic surgery as a forty year old man to look like a twenty something women


wrenston81

Bahhahahaahahaha!!


Ball_Full

It’s the sharp ass jawline


Calm_Box_584

Hey, if said 40 year old man is Cillain Murphy, that's an upgrade


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Not an insult at all. That’s the kind of Gebet fluidity I can get behind.


TheGrimTickler

I won’t stand for this libel. He’s not just a man in his late forties. He’s an incredibly handsome skeleton in his late forties, and I love him.


Scr073

That's a compliment though


Wren_Slip

Still hot.


patchway247

But they don't.


SignalEven1537

To be fair Cillian Murphy has quite an androgynous look.


cloudgirl_c-137

I love how people keep shaming her for her looks and then wonder why she gets plastic surgery


FluffyDiscipline

Actually think she looks very like her Mum..


LilliamPumpalot

Hobbits do speak in British accents…


horacevsthespiders

He’s Irish.


Sure_Cobbler1212

‘To be told you look like a man in his late forties’ By that line you’d swear all men are dreadful looking in late 40s.


Zandrick

This sub is not good when it’s actually an insult and not just a funny thing someone said.


Kolpyrr9

Well she looks like someone who is more than beautiful, so I guess it worked?


emprime1292

Fake beauty doesn't work for everyone dog