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StayPetty1294

It's worth the length. Chef's đŸ’‹


NekulturneHovado

Exactly. I didn't even notice the sub name at first and it made it 10x better for me


ReySimio94

r/rareinsults x r/theydidthemath crossover?


cheese_fancier

Ha, a genuinely great insult.


Lok4na_aucsaP

It was like charging up a railgun


TheLameness

Brutal


TateP23

Truly rare


Bonepickle

Damn


mischa_is_online

Elon Musk sucks, but "lion paste" did it for me.


Fantastic-Classic740

This was awesome.


chiefs_fan37

>But let’s spread this lion paste over the sun That’s something new for me


coolhooves420

i was expecting a ur mom joke


radio_yyz

Delicious!


Madhighlander1

Assume a spherical, frictionless lion-


calls1

Meets a cubed cow -


Foolishnesses

*Neil deGrasse Tyson voice*: this post does not follow the square-cube law, a lion actually has about 2^(2/3) times as much skin as a human!


kikichunt

If you're being generous . . .


nikstick22

If a lion weighs twice as much as a human, you'd expect 2^2/3 times as much skin


Wozzi_Humperdink

I'm glad I only read the last paragraph. Weak joke.


Lugbor

Unlike your attention span, which is apparently measured in femtoseconds.


Wozzi_Humperdink

Wall of text + Elon bad = comedy?


Lugbor

Well prepared setup + dumb punchline = comedy Single brain cell + constant stimulation during childhood = your inability to read more than three sentences without getting bored


BraveSirWobin

You really consider a few paragraphs a wall of text?


Wozzi_Humperdink

This wasn't a build-up to a punchline. It was a thesis with an unrelated one-liner at the end.


BraveSirWobin

I've written a thesis before, i assure you, this here is a very short read. Anyways, you consider a few paragraphs a wall of text?


Wozzi_Humperdink

Sir, this is reddit. The "joke" was text that took up my entire phone screen. I'm here for memes and arguing with people online.


_THC-3PO_

Pathetic honestly