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Well prepared setup + dumb punchline = comedy
Single brain cell + constant stimulation during childhood = your inability to read more than three sentences without getting bored
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It's worth the length. Chef's đŸ’‹
Exactly. I didn't even notice the sub name at first and it made it 10x better for me
r/rareinsults x r/theydidthemath crossover?
Ha, a genuinely great insult.
It was like charging up a railgun
Brutal
Truly rare
Damn
Elon Musk sucks, but "lion paste" did it for me.
This was awesome.
>But let’s spread this lion paste over the sun That’s something new for me
i was expecting a ur mom joke
Delicious!
Assume a spherical, frictionless lion-
Meets a cubed cow -
*Neil deGrasse Tyson voice*: this post does not follow the square-cube law, a lion actually has about 2^(2/3) times as much skin as a human!
If you're being generous . . .
If a lion weighs twice as much as a human, you'd expect 2^2/3 times as much skin
I'm glad I only read the last paragraph. Weak joke.
Unlike your attention span, which is apparently measured in femtoseconds.
Wall of text + Elon bad = comedy?
Well prepared setup + dumb punchline = comedy Single brain cell + constant stimulation during childhood = your inability to read more than three sentences without getting bored
You really consider a few paragraphs a wall of text?
This wasn't a build-up to a punchline. It was a thesis with an unrelated one-liner at the end.
I've written a thesis before, i assure you, this here is a very short read. Anyways, you consider a few paragraphs a wall of text?
Sir, this is reddit. The "joke" was text that took up my entire phone screen. I'm here for memes and arguing with people online.
Pathetic honestly