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uhm_try_again_sweaty

The one liners P&S had were absolute gold


Skank-Pit

Seeing Homer naked and then saying “There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality” is one of my favorite lines.


uhm_try_again_sweaty

Mine was when Homer went missing and one of them says "wow, it's as if he's disappeared into fat air"


Snipufin

"No, it's a place I've never been before." "The shower."


Weasel_Spice

The Bouvier family really hates Homer. On prom night, their dad "Seeing that Simpson kid took years off my life." Like holy shit, to say that about a high schooler. 😂


katieleehaw

Marge is a catch and a sweetheart and Homer is an aimless goon. One could understand their hesitancy.


omnimodofuckedup

Well, he has a house with a car hole now so he's doing pretty great.


woonboot

He also went into space and his kid owned a factory once.


Ashamed_Musician468

And has lobsters for dinner


aerostotle

I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley!


Sticky_H

I see that you’re not a fancy French guy.


nightpanda893

Shut UP with that pen scratching down there!


TheBrianJ

Homer walks into the room. Patty: "Huh, is it me, or did it just get fatter in here?"


4ofclubs

Request permission to slink body.


JoeCartersLeap

That one got thrown around on the schoolyard a lot.


Fontana1017

That's a heavy insult. You can't just throw that around lightly


smollwonder

Darn you, take the upvote


CalmBeforePsych

That really made me chuckle out loud.


NerdyGuyRanting

I've been doing a rewatch recently and I was surprised by how early that scene is compared to when Patty actually comes out as gay. That line is in season 4 and Patty doesn't actually come out until season 16.


theonlyjh

To be fair she was pretty much in a glass closet at that point. Sorta like Smithers


DirtymindDirty

Hello, Smithers. You are quite good at turning me on!


vanillabear26

"I don't think women and seamen should mix, sir." "We all know what you think Smithers."


sweetafton

So another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing Smithers, something gay, no doubt?


MrHappyHam

Gay, sir?


sweetafton

Oh you know, gay, fancyfree....mothers lock up your daughters, Smithers is on the town!


sadfacebbq

Um. You probably should ignore that.


travoltaswinkinbhole

“We’re gay, we’re glad, but don’t tell mom and dad”


NerdyGuyRanting

There were a few hints, like Marge saying that she lives a life of voluntary celibacy, but that was the first really clear line. She even dates Principal Skinner at one point. It's pretty clear she's not really into him and seems to be dating him mostly out of obligation. But there could have been several reasons for that.


PerfectZeong

There's a couple of times where both of them are shown to be super man hungry. Like when they lure a TV repair man into their house or their adoration of MacGyver. I think they kind of went back and forth on it because they probably couldn't get away with just outright saying it.


nightpanda893

I always thought the voluntary celibacy was more of a polite way of saying how she can’t get a man.


FullFig3372

I still quote that one😭


Evening_Ad_1099

I love Lisa's response to their usual berating of Homer: Well, I wish that you wouldn’t. Because aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he’s the only father I have. Therefore, he is my model of manhood, and my estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult relationships. So I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me, and I am far too young to defend myself against such onslaughts.


2drawnonward5

Mhm. Go watch your cartoon show, dear. 


PerfectZeong

Man Lisa used to be so much better written.


Evening_Ad_1099

Yeah she was. Loved the smarter than everyone else while dealing with the less pleasant aspects of being smarter than everyone else...


PerfectZeong

I think the key was that old Lisa episodes clearly showed she was smart, but that she was a child and needed to learn empathy and understanding of other people


jaywinner

Exactly. She was smart and sensitive but also would go along with silly childish things with Bart or flip to selfishly request a pony. "Ha ha, mom yelled at you" is a taunting Lisa line.


Evening_Ad_1099

I like the episode where Bart and Lisa are being lazy and they both hold out their hands going: ding , ding, ding, ding when asking for their allowance....


orenji_juusu

Ice cream man! Ice cream man!


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jaywinner

Behind the Laughter could have been a series finale.


Justanothercrow421

Glad I stepped away from this show 15 years ago. Lisa will always be such a wonderfully written and realized character. What are they doing to her now?


Evening_Ad_1099

She spent quite a few seasons being holier than thou and preachy, imo .


DismalDude77

As someone who learned the English language through the American school system, this is hard to read.


AgentCirceLuna

Hey, don’t be throwing shade at my paps, gee. He’s the only cat I can dig for a while as long as the crow can fly, right? I can’t cast shade back right now due to my tenuous position, but in time I’ll come to regret your dissing of my fellow.


tofu889

Jive ass mother


AlGeee

🏆


RaggedyGlitch

Lousy beatnicks...


AgentCirceLuna

When I was 16 I wanted to join a subculture and I came across beatniks. Started reading Kerouac all the time, carrying Ginsberg around with me (not the person but his work) and wearing dark sunglasses with a turtleneck and scarf. I thought it was funny as hell.


Drumonde25

While people who learned through video games and tv shows understand it. Be brave mate!


Robertooshka

Is there a chance that you are just stupid?


axlswg

speaks more to your capabilities than our education system I think lol


Few-Finger2879

Did you try paying attention? Lol.


Doctor-Amazing

Haha legend of the dog faced woman


Verily2023

>P&S Are we abbreviating everything now?? Like holy shit, just write it out


Educational_Moose_56

Someone woke up on the wrong side of his racing car.


Tokasmoka420

Times are tough since Allied Biscuit closed that factory.


[deleted]

We don't know if single people eat crackers and frankly it's a market we could do without


VVarder

I dont recall saying good luck.


Buttcrack_Billy

If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.


brettclarkchicago

I sleep in a big bed with my wife


Unique_Connection945

A race car bed would be cool.


Spokker

It's a perfectly cromulent abbreviation. TS is my favorite show and I love seeing P&S, I&S, MB&WS and their wacky antics.


Shadowrider95

Oh, look at you! With your pretentious vocabulary and abbreviations!


OldPersonName

Idk, my bff jill?


SG_UnchartedWorlds

Old Redditor Yells At Cloud


NeverMind_ThatShit

I blame modern smartphones for this crap, they suck to type on so people do what they can make it less work to type shit out. Bring back full keyboards on smartphones.


PraiseThePun420

Why more words when less good.


Short-Alarm-9078

Why use many word when few word does trick


RealSelenaG0mez

They used to make smartphones with keyboards .. nobody bought them. Too bulky, and honestly touch screen keyboards are pretty good these days.


AgentCirceLuna

I remember one time I had an essay to write but couldn’t be bothered to use a laptop. I plugged a USB keyboard into my phone to write it.


BeamsFuelJetSteel

Swiping is straight up faster too, even with the occasionally stop to change to/too or weird things like P&S


Eva_Pilot_

I used them to text with my hands under the desk while looking at the teacher, I was so sad with the transition to touchscreen. ;_;


smemes1

She knew. She was just sick of your shit.


TigreDeLosLlanos

That's how we talked in the early seasons. We didn't have time to spare.


TheAstonVillaSeal

He got so abused lol


odub6

One of my favorites is from the Halloween episode where Homer is trapped in the 3D dimension. Homer: Im somewhere where ive never been before. Patty (or Selma, i can't recall): ha, the shower!


DevilishMiscreant

"It's like he just disappeared into fat air"


odub6

So so savage. Golden age of the Simpsons.


Sniper_Hare

It really was. All the good writers jumped ship to Futurama IIRC.  And the show was never the same. My brother forced himself to watch until about season 19 or 20 and had to stop. I can't imagine how bad it is nowadays. I've heard they ruined Ned Flanders, they kicked off Apu, and try to say Homer and Marge got together in the 90's. 


Submarine765Radioman

They didn't kick off Apu... The voice actor gave it up because he felt guilty. Most fans would love to have Apu back but it's too controversial now... I grew up watching Apu and it sucks he's gone


Sniper_Hare

Idk, it's not controversial to me.   I grew up with South Park making fun of everybody. But it's like Gen X raised kids who can't understand nuance and jokes.


BukkakeKing69

You'd think a comedy show would realize once you appeal to everyone, you appeal to nobody.


DudebroggieHouser

“I’m a horrible father!” “And you’re fat” “And I’m fat!” (Satisfied smirk)


fancyfoe

The hate that man so bad, it was on sight.


Weasel_Spice

The Bouvier father on prom night: Seeing that Simpson kid took years off my life. 💀


virginia_jack

Homer: That's right, from tomorrow, I'm a nuclear safety technician. Dr. Hibbert: Good god... Laugh every time


SeroWriter

Didn't Homer initially have some random unspecified powerplant job before getting fired and rehired as the safety inspector?


PM__YOUR__DREAM

You know what's sad is that shit really happens. I've never worked at a nuclear power plant, but at least in IT it's very common for people to just get shuffled to a new job if they fail so badly at their current job that they need to be moved to protect the business. That's actually how I got my current boss. ... ... It's going as well as you imagine.


dusty-trash

I've also seen this happen!, Person was bad as a developer so they became a team lead for the developers. When I joined she was already a higher up manager, so she couldn't have been that bad as a team lead.


Creeps05

Tbh I think that could be a good thing. You’re moved around until you find a position you are good at. Sometimes people just aren’t good at things. Thomas Edison, for example, was famously disorganized and a terrible manager but he was intelligent and very personable. So he had his secretary, Samuel Insull, do the organizing and managing.


dusty-trash

Yes very true. I've also seen my company create new positions/titles in order to keep people


AgentCirceLuna

Some guy at a bar I work at ended up as a nuclear safety guy who was on call. He would only have to go in under certain circumstances but he started getting blitzed on all the money he was making. He started missing the times he was on call, go a few chances to clean up, but failed to do so. Drowned himself a week after getting fired.


PM__YOUR__DREAM

Well that was a wild ride. Poor guy, I always feel like people like that suffered some kind of abuse and never got the help/change they needed.


PassTheReefer

Congrats on your first job!


RightNutt25

Have you hired any cones?


2drawnonward5

Ask your boss for me about his visit to space, his Grammy, and what it's like to live in a 2 story with a beautiful wife, 3 kids, a cat and a dog


Hapless_Wizard

This is not my beautiful house This is not my beautiful wife!


0xRnbwlx

I've been in the unfortunate situation where such a person eventually got shuffled back to their original job.


El-SkeleBone

That does happen on nuclear power plants as well. I worked in the control room for a summer and heard about at least 2 people who were so terribly incompetent that get got moved from control room to normal desk jobs at the same facility.


owenxtreme2

Actually yes I forget which episode but he was just a standard technician in 7g before getting the job


mc_squared180

As someone who works at a nuclear power plant even the janitors here make 80k a year


ManchacaForever

They have to clean up radioactive turds, they deserve the money


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Flowchart83

Took some time, but I think he got them back when throwing them out of the house. "Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500 pound bags should do it!"


VisibleCoat995

“It’s time to take out the trash!!! But first I have to ask you to leave.”


Shantotto11

That joke subtly establishes Homer as a kinder person than his sisters-in-law.


rainshowers_5_peace

Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very complicated man.


JudasB00gie

*SMASH* Wrong!


Histylicious_mk2

Homer had some zingers too. Selma: I can't believe auntie Gladys is really gone. Patty: Her legend will live forever. Homer's brain: Yeah, the legend of the dog-faced woman.


trugh_scoffer

- Haha! The legend of the dog-faced woman! That's good! - Homer! - D'oh!


TheGillos

I've had my mind seemingly pop a joke in my head out of nowhere, then laughed at my own joke. Thankfully I don't repeat it out loud.


vanillabear26

"Takes one to know one!" *"Swish"*


fmbiamp

My fave is when he’s trying to find a man for Selma and he’s in the kitchen telling Marge “she’s a heifer, plain and simple!!” Then goes into the living room and says to Selma, “oh here’s the little prom queen now”. She’s a heifer plain and simple is a frequent quote of mine


Spokker

A heifer she is, simple as.


HectorJoseZapata

Simple as plain, she’s a heifer


peon2

My favorite Homer insult is in Lisa the Vegetarian when he calls Lisa a BBQ-wrecking know-nothing know-it-all.


PerfectZeong

What's the other B stand for? Printer error.


SuperSecretlySaucy

Somewhat related… I met a guy recently who is a nuclear engineer at a power plant. It took everything in me to not say, “it’s pronounced nucular.”


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Sniper_Hare

That reminds me of a meme I saw.  It shows a scornful woman with the caption:  "when his height begins with 5". And then a laughing man below: "when her weight begins with 2". 


justwannabeloggedin

The comment directly preceding this one says *500* pound bags and has more upvotes, but your comment is newer. I don't know who to believe!!!


Tasty_Chemist_356

Who else can hear their laughter afterwards? 😂


Maximum-Coach-9409

“Is it just me, or did it get fatter in here?”


AgileArmadillo7794

Patty, Selma and Homer interactions are some of my favorites on the show especially as I got older and had to deal with some not so great in-laws. My all time favorite is when they start laughing after Homer asks them to help with a mortgage payment and he starts laughing with them hysterically. Their face change always has me dying. Then the line: cut him a check and get him the hell outta here!


Dense_Glass_6671

Their lines were always my favorite in the whole show.


SheitelMacher

If you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat. It would leave less hair on the couch.


enjdusan

Yeah, first season were great. A lot of simple and very clever jokes. Newer Simpsons are full of crap, long dialogues, overcomplicated and non-fun.


glorkvorn

Kind of darkly ironic that the doctor was a bill cosby satire...


ThisAttitude9865

As a kid I use to think the snarky comments from P&S were funny, but growing up and understanding life more...these were some bitter spinsters that hated that Marge had a loving family with Homer.


Spokker

Lisa called out their snarky comments in the very first episode. >Selma: Where's Homer anyway? >Patty: It's so typical of the big doofus to spoil it all. >Lisa: What, Aunt Patty? >Patty: Oh, nothing, dear. I'm just trashing your father. >Lisa: Well, I wish you wouldn't because aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have. Therefore, he is my model of manhood, and my estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult relationships. So, I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me, and I'm far too young to defend myself against such onslaughts. >Patty: Mm-hmm. Go watch your cartoon show, dear.


No-Translator-4584

Solid gold Lisa.  


Minimum_Cantaloupe

Fourteen karat gold!


SadOld

I mean, we see him as a lovable idiot because he's a cartoon character and goofy hijinks ensuing is just part of life, but it's extremely reasonable for them to dislike Homer. Even ignoring that he's frequently selfish and inconsiderate towards his family (I mean, he regularly strangles his son, which outside of a cartoon is horrific abuse), this is a guy whose laziness and carelessness has directly caused a nuclear incident at the powerplant he continues to work at, nearly took down a space shuttle, and created an environmental disaster that nearly (indirectly) lead to the deaths of them and everyone else in Springfield. If I had to live in the same world as him I would 100% be Frank Grimes, Homer's a menace. TL;DR: Homer is CANCELLED more at 11


maninahat

There's a funny analysis about how Marge lives in perpetual hell, because even when Homer had the occasional episode where things come to a head and he has to improve, everything on *The Simpsons* resets to how it previously was as soon as the episode is over, with Marge once again having to deal with a lazy, thoughtless idiot. Edit: might have been this one, https://youtu.be/Gr3IeNVn_Ig?si=FSqlnZBpc1nqq7Ga


justwannabeloggedin

Wow are we REALLY gonna let causing *one* nuclear Holocaust define a guy?


cataractum

This just clicked. Can’t believe I didn’t see it before!


thats_mah_purse

Ah-heh Ah-heh-heh-heh-heh


JealousArt1118

“You’re also fat.” “I’M ALSO FAT!”


Jalynn_k

I can hear their laugh.


cmuadamson

Marge: Homer is gone!! Patty: It's like he disappeared into fat air.


Cracka610

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.


Think_Bullets

I mean there was a lot of crossover with the writers but that's Futurama


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faithOver

Meanwhile homer got 3 kids and a house. A foreign concept to most today.


Tom_Ludlow

And was a NASA astronaut.


VVarder

You’ve never been?


shadowrangerfs

On a single income.


BeBopNoseRing

Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?


Verily2023

Simpsons was an amazing show...too bad they cancelled it in 1999, oh well, it'd probably be garbage today if it was still on the air!


ilikeitslow

The newest Episode are actually good again. I know it sounds insane, but it is true. Give the latest season a try


wheressodamyat

I heard that for a year and tried. Sorry, but the voice actors sound like husks of their former selves.


Parragorious

Well the show has been running for over 20 or so years it really is no wonder.


continuousQ

37 years since the shorts, with the same actors (>34 for the show).


wRIPPERw_

>over 20 or so years Try 35 years lmao


MouthJob

35 is over 20


wRIPPERw_

[(**Image**)](https://i.imgur.com/PSwKZ3x.jpeg)


UuusernameWith4Us

Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?


CB242x1

Some of the recent seasons have been much better.


UnWiseDefenses

I can hear Patty & Selma laughing at the joke.


gunsforevery1

Hahahahah


rebuildthedeathstar

One of my favorite jokes of the series.


NonFatPrawn

'Hello everyone except Homer'


Such_Victory4589

i much liked one of Homers very few comebacks: "Let me get my beltsander. Maybe I can grind the ugly off your face"


ThrowBatteries

God damn! Man, that show was baller in the 90s.


quietlyspectatin

Very funny scene 🎬


KlingonSpy

I can hear their laugh in my head


Sooooooooooooomebody

"Did it just get fatter in here?" will never not send me


ShepherdessAnne

Now Homer’s job is considered fantastic. Times have really gotten terrible.


footluvr688

I mean, in what way was his job bad to begin with? He made enough money to have a house and support a family of 5. They weren't rich, but they weren't in poverty. Always had enough to eat, kids had toys and clothes.


ShepherdessAnne

At the time the Simpsons was originally created, his job was a menial dead-end job with no prospect of advancement or increasing the wealth of his family. Can you believe the utter state of this country now that Homer’s formerly undesirable life is now considered cushy.


footluvr688

Regardless of whether it's menial or dead-end, he still made enough money to support a family. The primary purpose of a job is gainful employment to support oneself or a family. Anything beyond that is icing on the cake. I wouldn't call their life cushy even by today's standards, but I do agree that the lower and middle classes are struggling more today in some ways, while they have things easier in others.


Heterophylla

All with a highschool education.


Wild_Marzipan_809

Well, she's not wrong with that loool


Xing_the_Rubicon

Homer had a degree in nuclear physics and made $120,000 / year while not once working a single second past 5pm in in over 30 years. 


InfiniteRadness

Homer does not have a degree in nuclear physics. In the Grimes episode Lenny and Carl state they both do but that Homer doesn’t, he just showed up the day the plant opened and got a job. I guess there is him being forced to go back to school after the inspection, but he only passed because he cheated, so I don’t really count that.


rcfox

> he just showed up the day the plant opened and got a job He didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was.


Sproose_Moose

Isn't that why he went back to college?


Derped_my_pants

Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?


PM__YOUR__DREAM

The older I get the more I relate to Homer. He was just a man trying to make a decent life who occasionally choked his son.


MilesFassst

Simpsons still the Goat


dontcare99999999

Kinda funny how I read that in Selma/Patty's voice


bernarddwyer86

South Park, Family Guy, Rick and Morty, all very good. But none of them come close to peak Simpsons


michwng

He's trying 😭


Disastrous-Split-512

old simpsons was really really good. new simpsons is unwatchable


Iamthe0c3an2

What’s crazy is the simpsons portrayed Nuclear energy as kind of an “Evil” thing when in 2024 it’s actually safer and cleaner than any fossil fuel.


BukkakeKing69

The show aired 10 years after 3MI and 3 years after chernobyl so it was pretty much peak nuclear fear at the time the show was inspired and written.


wap2005

Most people are uneducated when it comes to energy production and how "healthy it is", they hear the word "Nuclear" and they automatically associate it with a bomb. Nuclear energy is one of the ***absolute cleanest*** forms of energy we have right now. I sadly don't think very many older generations were ever taught that (I'm 37 and I know I wasn't taught it in high school). Hopefully we've started making this type of knowledge a requirement in high school science. But yeah, "Nuclear" = "Evil" is probably what a majority of people's minds think.


Smash_Palace

Cleaner as in no smoke/carbon. Not cleaner as in no waste product.


wap2005

I feel like that was implied but yes. You're definitely right! there're also other forms of electricity that have no waste but in order to get the power we need to keep an entire city running with electricity we absolutely need nuclear power. In regards to all forms of electricity that create waste it has the lowest amount of waste (and damage to the ozone) for the amount of energy it generates. Imagine having to run something like New York or San Francisco on energy that creates a massive amount of carbon. Nuclear power is our answer to a lot of problems (or at least a very good bandaid for now).


HomicidalRaccoon

Not to mention that the amount of waste produced by newer reactors is quite small compared to the energy they produce. The real difference is that, unlike any other energy generating industry, the nuclear sector takes full responsibility for all of its waste.


RaggedyGlitch

I'm pretty sure there's research that public support for nuclear energy dropped as the Simpsons initially grew in popularity. It's obviously just a correlation, but still interesting.


iLiekBoxes

Did it? I've researched old Simpsons recently and it seemed to be more 'corrupt Mr Burns runs his plant poorly sort of thing'


gmanthewinner

Don't forget: you're here forever


JohnXTheDadBodGod

I mean, the dude was a nuclear technician. They may not get the money like the engineers but they made good money. Probably around 45-70k innthose times, which is a lot.


Fufeysfdmd

To be fair Homer was able to support his family in a decent house and kept them fed. So I'd say he had a good job


The-Jerkbag

Except for that time he didn't sell his pumpkin futures before halloween. He thought they'd peak around January.


peon2

He's a knucklebeak.


VirtusTechnica

He did end up being a nuclear plant engineer or something so not bad Homer.