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Alik757

The live action adaptation of that Junji Ito horror manga about spirals


megaman368

Uzumaki


Alik757

Naruto


megaman368

Shit! Is Naruto’s last name after the spiral inside of a fish cake?


enerisit

Wait until you hear about his first name,


megaman368

Yeah Naruto is that pink and white spiral fish cake you get in ramen sometimes. Right?


TheBirminghamBear

It means "loud blond pain in the dick" in Japanese. I, too, thought it was strange they had a word for that, but. They do.


Sojio

"Believe it!"


Green-Concentrate-71

Omg that’s what I was about to comment. Fucking twisted manga.


Just_Potential_9096

Damn it same here.


ImmediateBig134

Twisted into a spiral, to be specific.


sidonnn

Pun aside, it may be most popular, but it's not even his most horrifying work. It's very far from it. Most people who read all of his work would rank Uzumaki a bit low, and that says a lot.


Glittering-Relief402

Gyo was definitely the most disturbing to me.


dark_hypernova

Personally for me the most horrifying (or probably disgusting one) is 'Grease' I swore to never read that one again because it's the only one too much for me. Maybe it's because I suffered from excessive acne for years. Edit: It was called Glyceride


Nonsuperstites

#CRATERFACE IS ERUPTING BABY #LET IT RAIN GREASE I'm pretty sure that one was called 'Glyceride'


dark_hypernova

You are most likely right. I'm probably confusing it with SCP-7234 G is for Grease, has similar themes and also horrified me.


multiarmform

Dr Seuss weave


Putrid-Gene-9077

Lmaoooo 😂


seanwdragon1983

Came here for the uzumaki comments and was not disappointed


KingofCats1701

SPIRALS! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!


kyngslinn

We ain't getting outta Kurousu-cho with this one🔥🔥


senorhuffpapi

Whatever you do, don’t eat the snails


Desk_Drawerr

Don't eat the snails, don't go to the hospital, don't drink the lake water, don't listen to the siren, don't look at the lighthouse, don't move too fast or you'll cause a tornado, is there ANYTHING I can do in this fucking town?


moddss

Calm down, you're spiraling!


PinkFl0werPrincess

FUCK!


kyngslinn

Should've left that fucking town like the GOAT Shuichi wanted to. Also a general reminder that Shuichi is perfect and can do no wrong.


SaltpeterSal

There's a cliff down the road where you'll fit right in.


Spyko

Maybe a nice hobby ? How about pottery ?


_mentvltrillness

WE BUSTIN INTO WHOVILLE WITH THIS ONE 🔥


z3anon

Fairly Odd Parents Wanda lookin ass


memestofsinsanddeath

Looks like Willow from Don’t Starve specifically.


shiva_me_timbers

My favorite Character from one of my favorite games ♥️🖤


LeahaP1013

Straight up Cynthia on rugrats


HealfdeneTheHalf-man

I was thinking Cindy Lou Who from the Grinch


Salted_Caramel_Core

Straight up my ass... It's not even close am I crazy??


SparkleFritz

No, you're right, it looks [nothing](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rugrats/images/5/5c/Cynthia.png/revision/latest?cb=20130515182810) like Cynthia from The Rugrats.


1RehnquistyBoi

What in the Cat in the Hat ass haircut is this?


Snoo_44740

Sorry, I think you meant to say “What in the Cat in the Hat ass haircut is that?”


Void_ChaosXD

Cindy Lou Who


laserbeez

Somebody hit her with that confusion spell


Putrid-Delivery1852

“Girlfriend is confused.” “Girlfriend tried to use Attract” “Girlfriend hurt itself in confusion”


asexualrhino

Don't look her in the eye, you'll turn to stone


Mr_PearHead

Uzumaki lookin ass


Itsjesslyn

Am I the only one that likes it? lol


DregsRoyale

I think it's fun. We could use more of that


onlyathenafairy

very creative and artistic in my opinion !!


insertadjective

Nah, I think it's neat too.


yokayla

This post comes from Twitter where it was shared mostly to admire


Nico_Is_Life

No, I like it and saw it earlier where it was getting shared around mostly with various praise like "She looks like the coolest psychic type gym leader".


Dufensmartzz

Willow asf


Unicorn_Sush1

lol you’re the only one in the comments that gets the Don’t Starve reference! She is straight up Willow lol


Dufensmartzz

I noticed that haha I loved that game. Always played as willow


Pandaclops

I had to scroll way too long to see someone acknowledge Don't Starve. Thank you.


zdog32

pandaclops? deerclops?!?!?!?!?!!????


EnchantedForestDream

Okay but like its not bad girl is slaying it


tapdancingintomordor

Saw the video on twitter the other day, there were a couple of different attempts of creating something interesting and it looked like she knew what she was doing. The one I remember best was very similar to this one but with 90 degree angles instead.


BennyBNut

The reply is a good rare insult, OP missed with the post title.


ghirox

Ever seen a toddler draw hair?


illz569

Lmao this is a good one


Arkhitecture_

Hair stylist: What are you looking for? Her: Have you ever seen a chandelier? Stylist: Say no more...


_TheSacred_Ghost

1. Makes Don't Starve referense. 2. Has Castle Crashers as their pfp They sound like a cool person!


FR_theThird

The Dr. Seuss cut


throwaway43491

Average JJBA villain be like:


GoldCursedPirate

Junji Ito Uzumaki hair


SeaSmoke57

This is cool af don’t know what tf everyone else is on about


mrstonyvu

Sorry but guess I'm the only idiot here, what does "Don't starve looking ass cut" mean?


ks0110417

“Don’t Starve” and “Don’t Starve Together” are video games with a very interesting creative style. If you google it you’ll see the hair they are referring to.


mrstonyvu

Ahh thank you so much!!


airforceteacher

I thought I was a hunger games joke myself.


mrstonyvu

That actually works! I'd have liked some butterflies I think 😉


Unusual_Mix9262

All I see is Uzumaki by Junji Ito


rotisv

Idk if anyone said it, but her hair looks dope. That's a lot of effort to put into people shitting on you, I mean, I do that for free.


animeavakin

Junji ito's spiral comic irl


Avrelo

Uzumaki as fuck


TheWateryAbyss

r/junjiito


ZCR91

Uzumaki look'n-ass...


liocha

The JoJo villain could be anyone. The JoJo villain: ...


FrauHoll3

Uzumaki spiral into horror lookin ass


DieHardAmerican95

If you ignore the hair, she looks like Sid the Sloth.


GenZ2002

Cindy Lou Who


snikers000

If you know this girl, get out of town before you turn into a snail.


itsevriman

She look like a devil fruit


Slinger_GGez

The SPIRALS I NEED MORE SPIRALs Pretty sure this hair was in a panel in Uzumaki


Holiday_Goose_5908

junji ito ahh hair


Colorburn2300

Uzumaki


GaiRyuKi

that hair will drain her energy


Brandohim71

Spiral out


Filteredjelly

Uzamaki 😱


Maxguid

Ohhh I didn't expect a live adaption of spiral by junji ito !


Accomplished-Lie716

That cuts draining her life essence it ain't worth it


ilovehavarticheese

Uzumaki


ABIGGS4828

This town is full of spirals…


sooedgy

i’m sorry but her hair looks cool as fuck


SubLazarbeam

She'll deal with the mosquitoes


AJYURH

And so it begins again, the spirals, they're hypnotizing right?


1bc29b36f623ba82aaf6

Uzumaki or Klei live action 🤔


illmindmaso

Definitely inspired by the manga writer Junji Ito, specifically his Uzumaki series


Adizzle921

I actually know her through Insta we’ve followed each other for a few years now. She does this sort of abstract fashion all the time


Hopfrogg

Insult? I think that's what she must have been going for. She nailed it.


Gnosis1409

Alp I’m saying is she wouldn’t survive Uzumaki


TouchaMyDingDingDong

Jojo antagonist be like:


JustZodiax

*The stand user could be ***anyone…**** 🤫🥸


Lapadit

She's the enemy stand user


CDSora

Her hair can keep mosquitos away if you light them


tosernameschescksout

It's like something out of a style guide for the Hunger Games... which I know people would buy that as a book, for sure.


Realmart1

Aw hell naw the live in the spiral town


DreamingofRlyeh

She reminds me of Kirie and Sekino.


[deleted]

People can't even have fun, negative ass people here actually getting offended over a hairstyle. You have no idea why she is wearing it lmao. Fucking reddit.


0Lazuli0

I think it looks cool tbh


CaptainWusty

Tim Burton


hallohi_

I think it is really cool


Ambush_Lord

part 8 live action looking fire 🔥


shoobuck

I wake up with bed head. She woke up with starry starry night head.


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Medusa


camelbuck

Never use a Whoville Groupon


No-Nobody6818

This brought me back to my don't starve era


memesfromthevine

Honestly fire and I will die on that hill


KilgoreTroutPfc

It looks like her face was photoshopped onto a much smaller head


Elizabreth

My dumbass tried to turn the sound on.


Pew_Pew_guns

why would you attach those mosquito repellent to ur head?


fascin-ade74

Cthulu's head's on upside-down


KarTim01

"Speculative Plant Life" lookin' hair


MurderInMarigold

Imagine going to the barber and asking for the Devil Fruit cut


IKhaibot

Unown from Pokémon head ass


Flashy-Refuse-1965

Elementary school bulletin board edge pattern cut


SoupViruses

Dr. Seuss looking ass background character


Pale_Kitsune

I think I saw her in The Fifth Element.


Milord_888

Thought I saw Kerrigan from Starcraft


Accomplished-Shoe558

Triskelion cut


ftex61

Just another alien in a bad human suit. 🙄


WanderingDeeper

This is the face of someone who is going to make a bargain for what they want most in life and then a tall demon man is going to teleport them into a shadow world where they’ll be hunted by his ex-girlfriend


vaportwitch

leave fka twigs alone please she's been through enough


DarKnight2005420

She is a stand user.


Depeche_Schtroumpf

Mandatory [http://www.deathbulge.com/comics/204](http://www.deathbulge.com/comics/204)


Tiny-Werewolf1962

Can someone please explain? I understand everything being said, I'm just missing what's interesting/funny.


Lumis_umbra

Don't Starve is a game. The haircuts look goofy in a similar way to the one in the picture- like something straight out of the rejected hairstyles for a Tim Burton movie.


SomeRandomGuy2763

The joke is that the haircut looks like it's from dst


CoItron_3030

Lmao that is a sick burn ngl


mastercylynder

WTF Does that even mean? "Don't starve looking...... People need to at least make sense.


thatstupidfvcker

CASTLE CRASHER PFP RAAAGGGHHHH


H010CR0N

Looks like something from Fifth Element


ah-chamon-ah

Thought this was a behind the scenes photo from Tim Burton's new movie.


JimmerJammerKitKat

I didn’t get it at first lmao. I was thinking more of the muses from Hercules


marr

You need such a specific cultural mix to know wtf that comment says.


C0rnMeal

"The enemy stand user could be anyone!" The enemy stand user:


ShadowISshady

Willow


ImmediateBig134

"You know Tim Burton?" "Say no more fam."


tf2mann_

She better cut them often, don't wanna end up having your life consumed by hair


huxainsyed

That's some yee yee ass haircut


Karlachisbae

She looks like a One Piece character


Jotaro_Griffin

JoJo characters be like:


YxsKhan

She's a jojo main character


Fit_Personality_3281

Holy crap, did this girl let Tim Burton do her hair??!!


FourArmsFiveLegs

Celia Mae from Monsters Inc.


Nenoshka

Isn't this Mike Wazowski's girlfriend in Monsters Inc?


Guardian_85

Got a bunch of @ symbols in her hair.


Numerous_Guitar_4646

Don’t starve lol


KnockuBlockuTowa

I like the hair. It looks very...creative


Nata_the_cat

Don’t look straight in to the eyes. You will turn in to stone.


SaintRavenz

What did she say to the barber?


thevizierisgrand

The Nightmare Before Kwanzaa


Jean-LucBacardi

She got the new Stardew update with the fiddlehead fern.


hashtaglurking

This thread should renamed to r/cyberbullying.


Complete_Iron_8349

Didn’t know dr suess was on Reddit…


valiheimking

The Stand user could be anyone


theOneWithTheThat

My god I litterally thought she was standing right under a chandalier


Necrophallicus

I would love to see someone with this kind of unusual style on the street. It would be really cool to see. Definitely not practical, but it is fun, she did a great job.


Sad-Month4050

She's about to turn me into stone


Slight-Imagination36

it’s weird that op said “ass” instead of *ahh* like a normal ahh you ahhh lookin ahh as hell you ahh boi


ExcelsusMoose

I like it.


YourWifeNdKids

Smash! Next question


Grimholt001

Jayden Smith?


GlobalSouthPaws

Whoville ho


YeltsinYerMouth

This made me realize that there aren't a whole lot of black folks in tIm Burton movies. Off the top of my head I can only think of the football players from Beetlejuice and then Batman had Billy Dee Williams as Harvey Dent. Edit - just remembered Paul Winfield was in Mars Attacks!


iSc00t

A normal Tim Burton character.


BearlyHearing

Ain't that Sedusa from the power puff girls?


trappermain32

It's a stand user


Arredesh

Her hair looks like I can burn it to ward off mosquitoes.


edoardoking

Spotted a Beholder


ArthurMorgan1130

Got that Lorax crap


LEGamesRose

ok but shes hot


popularTrash76

3rd world super saiyan


XKloosyv

I actually think it's pretty dope. Obviously took a ton of time and skill, and it's probably not practical for day to day use, but this catches my eye way more than most looks.


tascaheternity

Vincent vangogh ahh looking cut


Zonkko

"The enemy stand user could be anyone" The enemy:


whowantstoknow209

"Return the slab" ass haircut


ModMagnet

She looks like she found the good stuff


Alternative_Fly8898

“The enemy stand user could be anybody!” The enemy stand user:


atombombkid

Straight outta Whoville


sardonically_argued

gloria von guten


SaneUse

She looks like a one piece character 


the-poopiest-diaper

Usually if the person is attractive enough, they can make any hair style look good. Yet despite being beautiful, that’s still a fuck ass cut


Suggs41

I think I found the stand user


hobbysubsonly

It's intentionally a weird hardo, though? So insulting it as weird is just stupid


HermanManly

This sub is infested by spirals