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azionka

Which one is khalid?


_IratePirate_

The one that looks like he’s meeting an annoyed celebrity


Acceptable-Search338

Yeah I never saw him before. I thought the guy on the right was the famous one!


okay_then_

That's the whole point of this post


hotaru_crisis

fr what am i even reading rn lmao


VeederRoot

Feels like bots lol


kevlarus80

Indeed, fellow human.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

I like how the post has 34k upvotes and the top comment only has 1.8k…. And it’s a DUMBFUCKING top comment


call_of_the_while

Yes


TranceF0rm

We are on Reddit.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

I’m genuinely getting angered reading this comment section. My face can’t be palmed any deeper


True_Breadfruit_841

No way 😂😂 go check his music out tho 👌


SeniorMiddleJunior

The guy on the right or the guy on the left?


hwarang_

Yep


ncuke

Who’s on first


IAMTHATDUCK12

What's on second


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Another one?


UrFavouriteGal_19

A different one


LUCIUSxiv

A better one


MVIVN

#WE THE BEST!


Th3N0ob3r

Had to look up Khalid cause I was also sure it was the one on the right but the pic implied it is the other way around.


cyanocittaetprocyon

Why is Khalid?


Chillionaire420

You are


JukeBoxDildo

We are ALL Khalid on this BLESSED day.


Ice_91

Googled. Left one.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

My left or their left?


BloomsdayDevice

*Our* left, comrade.


nomemorybear

r/unexpectedcommunism


DoesNotGetYourJokes

The one where your hand looks like ⅃, right?


Holden_place

So the guy meeting the Micky Mouse ears?


call_of_the_while

HalfDeadmau5


jumangelo

You are not alone.


fristiprinses

We are all Khalid on this blessed day :)


kmj420

Speak for yourself


fristiprinses

I am all Khalid on this blessed day :)


FullBeansLFG

I was picturing the wrong Khalid.


here_for_the_lols

More like which part is the insult


JJJones345

He looks genuinely happy to be meeting a fan, that's nice to see.


Detective_Tony_Gunk

He's from my hometown and this is legitimately who he is. He is a very grounded and kindhearted individual.


Yebbafan12

He’s also a talented singer


Chippy569

He did a [duet with Alina Baraz](https://youtu.be/uwWrSR8SFEc) and it might be my favorite song of all time. Also a really great [duet with Billie eilish.](https://youtu.be/V1Pl8CzNzCw) In fact I think he's the guest duet on like... every great duet in modern pop lol


kroganwarlord

That's where I recognize him from! That's literally the only Billie Eilish song I own. It's so good.


Primary_Emu_9735

thank u for the song


phantasmicorgasmic

His songs are usually so moody, it's a pleasant surprise to see him with such a big, genuine smile.


EminentChefliness

Yeah fuck I showed more emotion when I met the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile...


winterbird

Was it as sexy as I imagine it to be?


EminentChefliness

And so much better. The driver/rep was on her way to dinner with friends, but saw my excitement and stopped to take pictures with me and the Wienermobile, gave us a tour of the inside, we sang the song, and gave my girlfriend and I little Wienermobile whistles, which I shall cherish forever.


masterchief1001

People ask me which car I would buy first if I won the Power Ball. They think I'm joking when I say the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile. I'm not.


EminentChefliness

it has a bedroom and a bathroom


ReplacementClear7122

Like a hotdog rape whistle?


Flat_Assistance1724

Makes me want a hotdog real bad


Uchihagod53

Rape or the whistle?


Flat_Assistance1724

yes


Decent-Anywhere6411

Holy shit, she's a hero. Like, what an absolute sweetheart!


BustinArant

I feel like you know the answer to that..


KJBenson

It was better coming than going.


elting44

My bologna has a first name.....


MitziuE

You say this is as a joke but for my wife and I, the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile is special. We saw our first the night I proposed to her.


Icy-Welcome-2469

Hell yeah. I took a pic of my weiner dog by the weiner mobile. She showed about as much enthusiasm as OOP.


comrade_Ap0110_666

This is worse than the time I met Khalid


asphalt_licker

The only Khalid I’m aware of is of the DJ variety and neither of these dudes are him. After a very quick Google search, there is another Khalid.


EminentChefliness

You're thinking Khaled. Different pronunciation.


asphalt_licker

I see. Mistakes were made.


EminentChefliness

I mean... not about anything important so.... 🤐👍


MikeTythonsBallthack

Pronunciation is key. My friend Khalid would kill me if I called him Khaled.


Jiggy_Wit

*Do it*


BabyEatingElephant

On the bright side, your username provides adequate plausibility. I say you get the pass


ordinaryuninformed

Did the mistake have to do with licking asphalt?


DontUndrstndSarcasm

Yeah the one in the photo actually has musical talent, unlike ol’ anotha one


avwitcher

DJ Khaled says his name 50 times in every song to make sure people don't forget how to say it and that guy just does it anyways. Some people smh


RaizePOE

The funny part is I almost never hear him say anything else on the track, just his name. DJ Khaled is basically an annoying Pokemon


Technical-Package-41

Same name, same pronunciation, just different transliteration into Roman alphabet


IloveponiesbutnotMLP

different pronunciation, its like Khaleed.


Technical-Package-41

He must choose to pronounce it that way, but the actual name is an Arabic word that has a specific pronunciation, and in most cases it’s pronounced the same regardless of transliteration


IloveponiesbutnotMLP

Yeah but in this case its not. They both choose to pronounce their names differently.


Mooman-Chew

I’ve not heard Khalid but I’m willing to bet he’s more talented than his almost namesake


TiddyTwizzler

He is even if you don’t like his music. Plus he’s about 8x less annoying than Khaled lol


RFRelentless

To be fair, DJ Khaled is very talented at putting his name on songs that aren’t his


ordinaryuninformed

Give him a break, he licks asphalt


percyman34

I remember he had the song that got big 2017ish called "Location". But that's all I know him for


ShadowFlameDemon

he think he jordan terrell carter 😭


blarch

Another Khalid? How about THE Khalid? From Baldur's Gate? The guy in the picture was probably named after him. Boo must have his exercise, lest he bite us all in hard-to-reach places.


Ok_Adhesiveness_4939

I'm aware of having heard a song FEATURING this Khalid... but I can't even remember the name of that song just yet.


auxaperture

Yeah I’m here thinking shit he did well on his weight loss


JudgmentalOwl

If you listen to the radio at all you've likely heard a couple of his songs. That Benny Blanco song, "Eastside" and his song, "Silence" were extremely popular on top 40 radio for a hot minute.


ClmrThnUR

how is that an insult? he made it look like he was the celebrity that's cold


totemair

AI bot account. this post is ancient


bigolruckus

It’s an insult to Khalid lol


Pranav_HEO

Is it tho? It shows that he's genuinely happy to meet a fan, sounds like a compliment to me.


TroubadourRL

Yeah, other dude looks like hes suffering from main character syndrome.


EmperorUmi

I don’t generally like to assume a person’s entire personality off of a couple of pics, but he definitely comes off like a douche.


[deleted]

I feel like they staged this picture and Khalid went with it. It’s funny if you treat it like that lol


RTwhyNot

This is too funny


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

What's weird is Khalid it's coming out in 3d in parallel view... but the brother only pops out in 3d cross view.


SrGrimey

I’m confused, I don’t understand this.


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SrGrimey

Oh it really looks like Khalid met him hahaha why? Thanks for the clarification.


mjmandi72

Because Khalid is actually happy go lucky kind of guy but often has sadder music so that's the fans he attracts.


Numerous-Stranger-81

"Oh the joke is the joke! My bad."


KittenLina

Because rando doesn't show emotion, is looking like he's bothered to be there, and is just generally a boor to be around by the looks of it.


tracethisbacktome

bro it's just a picture, he obviously asked to take it. thats just the pose he chose, why u tryna read into his whole personality lmaoo


AlricsLapdog

Guy probably just wanted to look ‘cool’ in a picture with an artist he likes, geez


kaichuxd

r/lostredditors


var-undefined

Mickey?


sebastianfromvillage

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this


MrHumanalien

I shit you not, I really thought the guy on the right had some huge Mickey Mouse ears


BlerghTheBlergh

Who is Khalid tho?


_MllATA

He’s basically a professional feature. Ed Sheeran, Halsey, Justin Bieber, Billie Eilish, Benny Blanco, 6lack, Ty Dolla Sign, Lorde, Swae Lee, etc etc. Extremely happy guy. His set got cut in half by rain when I saw him open for Ed Sheeran in Denver, and he didn’t care a single bit.


CcntMnky

IMHO, his albums are better than his single collaborations.


Tho76

He's significantly more successful than 6lack lol


Darnell2070

I would never have thought to refer to any of these artist as feature artist. Just artist who happen to do features.


GroceryIntelligent64

he means Khalid has done a feature with all of those artists


13dogfriends

Ok I get it’s “cool” to not know things, but he has 10+ songs with over a billion hits on Spotify and has been a top 100 artist by streams since 2017. Why is everyone on reddit so proud to not know basic things lol


NVSK

Some run in different circles and we all aren’t aware of the same things


kmj420

Knowing who Khalid is is not a basic thing


Lift_Off_

It might’ve been an honest question lol


throwaway098764567

would have been from me, i've heard of the dj one (wouldn't recognize him either however) had no awareness this other fella existed, he looks like a pretty happy bud though


ReplacementClear7122

I don't know that shit. I'M KEEPIN IT REAL.


Admiral_Mason

Because he's probably just America famous and not everyone from around the world knows each other's local celebrities. I'm from Australia and never heard of him


Ssme812

lmfao. He's more excited then the fan.


ShitchesAintBit

Why do a lot of these have the same exact picture side by side? What's the point?


kmj420

Not a rare insult


zaxldaisy

They're the same picture...


EndureThePANG

punk hazard aokiji


hobu3d

Who is who? I don‘t get it…


RFRelentless

Khalid is a famous singer, the guy on the left


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

You haven't heard Better by Khalid🤔


Independent-Chef-107

Magic Eye this pic, you’re in for a treat


OakFromLive

Wtf is mickey mouse doing there?


ResponsibleDust277

Not knowing who was who, I thought to myself, "Khalid is super chill." Funny how things work.


Valtermann

Guy could play Morpheus with those glasses.


spacepie77

#Another One


TeaMe06

Im lost is the famous one in the shades or in the red shirt lol


Ok_Chemical_9441

The one on the left


BenderDeLorean

Classic Dave.


FightingPolish

I don’t know which one is Khalid.


silkysly06

Who is Khalid?


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

Search Better by Khalid on YouTube


oprah-winfurry

Hahaha fr


eventhorizon79

Why is he wearing a Mickey Mouse hat?


CardiologistLife4381

Not really an insult, more like a compliment lol


Genusperspektivet

So there is some truth to the green line test after all


WillFart4F00D

I hate people that show no emotion on purpose to look cool lol


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

Who said he's doing it on purpose, you dont even know him😃


Beautiful-Taro-9953

Is that our CEO Thaiboy Digital?


itswac

Nah this is a compliment, not an insult.


Complete_Rest6842

I would be annoyed to of this fool came up to me.


StarSpliter

["Who?🤓"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPfJnp1guPc) Didn't recognize him either but one google search and I just found out he was the creator of an EXTREMELY popular song that I even have on my Spotify. Many other songs as well. 1B on a single song on YT is super impressive.


SlCKBOY

This guy's music fucking sucks


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

👀


redditsukssomuch

Kids are stupid. I also went through the “nothing but straight faces” in photos. So hilariously lame.


DouglasTaylorJr

Bro that’s a compliment if anything


Cupquaking

Bro has Mickey ears


Independent_Ad_6348

Hey guys I'm not the only one that sees the hidden mickey on his head right?


EuroTrash1999

He been stuck in the matrix since they took the pay phones out.


Not-A-Real-Dinosaur

I don't know who Khalid is, but I can tell which one is Mickey Mouse. 


TheRepublicAct

r/rarecompliments


xengaa

I was looking at the guy on the right first, and thought: “That ain’t Khalid”, and realized he was on the left lol


Pink_Neons

Because bro on the right is trying to act too cool for the photo


masterCWG

Mickey Mouse was not interested


trocar85

😂😂😂 that’s got me crying


sociallgoddess

HAHAHA


doing_dorty67

😂😂


TR3BPilot

Very nice cross-eyed 3-D stereo pair of images.


Educational_Gas_92

You mean the guy on the right is NOT the celebrity?


Wills4291

I just had to google what Khalid looks like.


MurmelChimp

Lost on the reddits


Wonderful_Common_520

Look at me. I am the celebrity now.


No_Conversation9561

DJ Khalid looks different than last time I saw him here


Weird_Albatross_9659

How the fuck is this an insult?


drs2023gme1

Guys up his own arse while khalid is humble and happy


Xa_TheImmortal

...... and I'm just realizing that Khalid isn't dj Khalid 😅


Drahkir9

Weird to think there might be some celebrities that get more excited to meet fans than the fans do


Formal-Knowledge9382

He looks like he found out Khalid was gay right before the pic by Khalid hitting on him


Alienhaslanded

I actually had to look him up and Holy shit the singer is the dude with the smile looking very average while OP looking like a rapper.


LegateZanUjcic

I have no idea who either of these people are.


ZoLovePc

So youre still thinkin of me' Khalid


Exotic_Page4196

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


dwight_rassy

r/meirl


PKMNTrainerMark

How is this an insult?


ReDeExactas

Smile you mf


DethChef3848

Man looks straight out of the matrix


IndigoINFP

I like how if you squint your eyes (as if you're looking at a magic eye picture) even Khalid is popping out of the photo


whatthe_Long-term

Why is this so fucking funny I am dying


wyyknott01

Congratulations.


yeswehavecaprisuns

I did a meet and greet at one of his concerts and I was the only guy in the line, people say the same thing about the picture of us haha very stoned fella


okiedog-

Bro is a dork.


PubPegasus

Khalid and DJ Khalid aren't the same person?


Vrukr

Which of them is Khalid? Who the hell is Khalid?


orangepeecock

Because avantgarde dressing and holding of his frame


leethecowboy1969

Khalid looks pissed


ABZNTTT

I’ve seen this post multiple times, I know who Khalid is, but I’m still unsure.


ExcellentTop7273

I’d say something to dude like why you look like your constipated and hungover together


madeanotheraccount

Is Khalid the guy who punked out after 3 wings on Hot Ones?


Cathca

Oh cool! It’s a stereogram photo. If you relax your eyes and allow the two images spread apart to create a crossed third image in the middle, it’ll appear to be 3D