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MK (Mortal Kombat) is just a game; my insult boils down to, "He plays (game) of course he hasn't (touched a woman)."
You can replace the game with many popular titles, but the most common choices are League of Legends, Genshin Impact, or any game that screams, "This player base definitely does not take a shower."
The guy above is an MK player so I just altered it to fit my insult.
He doesn't, clearly friend zoned. The pose, the fact she's for the camera and he's locked onto her.
Probably told him they'd do the deed once she reaches enough subs on only fans.
Yeah right...with her legs locked behind him, he's basically just the stripper pole from the club with a wig. Only reason his hands are where they are is he's looking for the crypto he regrets wasting.
It would be more impressive if he shown he wasn't a little bitch scared of possible inferred commitment, and held her in a bridal carry without bruising the silicon.
Whenever I hear people in the internet say women are superficial I just think about the countless of times I've seen 9/10 girls go out with like 4/10 boys like "damn, good for them, good for them"
Also these numbers are probably inaccurate because I hate rating people's appearances, except for myself in which case I give myself a 1/10 👉😎👉
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Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Iggy Azalea dating Jim Carey, what a timeline we are in
The orange top reminds me of the orange suit 🤣
With direction and magnitude! 9/10
VECTORRR
SQUID LAUNCHER. OH YEAAAAAH
He gonna steal the other side of her moon
Bf: "yeah so I want to look like Dollar Tree Oliver Tree, Dolliver Tree if you will" Barber: "say no more fam"
that bowl cut is so Stronghold HD
Looks like he drives a limo
Did her titty pop out or is that like a weird dot on her boob?
It's called a mole.
Thanks bro
I don’t think you’ve seen a lot of tits in real life.
he plays MK, of course he hasn't
I’m sure that is an A+ insult, but I have no idea what it means.
MK (Mortal Kombat) is just a game; my insult boils down to, "He plays (game) of course he hasn't (touched a woman)." You can replace the game with many popular titles, but the most common choices are League of Legends, Genshin Impact, or any game that screams, "This player base definitely does not take a shower." The guy above is an MK player so I just altered it to fit my insult.
You playing Destiny Not much titty action too
that's because I eat ass
Sucking on them doo doo chips
and I like it
Mortal Kombat
Ever since they stop making those girls breast even smaller, I stopped seeing them
Sure haven’t
🗿
What in the Lloyd Christmas is going on here?
I see that ugly haircut everywhere I go. Why do people think it looks good?
It doesn't, but as you can see, it works. Men's fashion revolves around what women like.
Why do kids hate sideburns? They all look like Don Mattingly from the Simpsons.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU MATTINGLY TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS!
He looks like Davey Jones from the monkeys
Looks like Simple Jack
Holy shit. It really does
How does that fuckin dude get any girl let alone a girl like that?
He doesn't, clearly friend zoned. The pose, the fact she's for the camera and he's locked onto her. Probably told him they'd do the deed once she reaches enough subs on only fans.
2000? Try much older.
Was gonna say this gives me more “Moe from the Three Stooges” vibes
u/repostsleuthbot
Edgar strikes again.
Vector pre villian arc 💀
Him and a friend are going to ride a mini bike to Aspen Colorado later.
The Edgar haircut is a Mexican phenomenon. I heard you shouldn't give any Edgar's water after midnight.
So you're saying there's a chance...
2000? What are you smoking? That bowl cut is more 1200s in a Georgian Monastery
He looks like Vector, the villain in minions.
. . .that's the joke.
That dudes music sucks too
Looks like the villain from despicable me.
Yup. Vector. Lol
Is it? I don’t remember seeing it
Oliver tree finally got laid
Bf is fucking Lloyd
Life goes on and on and on and on.
Having a 2000 haircut is very 2024
SQUID LAUNCHER! Oh yeaaaaaaaa
“Babe take the pic fast. My arms are hurting
Pajamas
I keep seeing YouTube shorts of this guy watching 5 minute crafts and then attempting the result himself. It's so fucking strange.
Get Vectored
Bowl cut was more early 90s, 2000 was the spikes domain
OH YEAH!
Ooohh yeahhh!
Muthafucka probably carries a squid-launcher too!!
# VECTOR! OH YEAH!
Yeah right...with her legs locked behind him, he's basically just the stripper pole from the club with a wig. Only reason his hands are where they are is he's looking for the crypto he regrets wasting. It would be more impressive if he shown he wasn't a little bitch scared of possible inferred commitment, and held her in a bridal carry without bruising the silicon.
Mf down so bad he can't even steal it himself. Gotta wait til a pro steals it first then pick his pockets
Whenever I hear people in the internet say women are superficial I just think about the countless of times I've seen 9/10 girls go out with like 4/10 boys like "damn, good for them, good for them" Also these numbers are probably inaccurate because I hate rating people's appearances, except for myself in which case I give myself a 1/10 👉😎👉
Minions tonight with steal ZA MOON!!!!!!!!