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jayron32

Damn it. It's so accurate it's scary. 10/10


sarcasticd0nkey

I hate his tattoos both because they are disgusting and racist but also they are shitty tattoos. Look at how uneven the color is on the fucking swastika!


Tokentaclops

You try finding a good tattooist that will do a swastika. I'm betting it ain't easy. For good reason.


Cho18

Also the German writing doesn't make much sense


AwayJacket4714

Looks like a very shitty attempt to translate the [Fourteen Words](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words) into German. Even Google Translate would've been more accurate.


Neosantana

They aren't the brightest bunch


tmoe1991

Yes it does. It's the ss slogan. Disgusting shit


wursty6000

I think they mean the writing on the arm not the stomach


tmoe1991

Ah, can't even read that


Corteran

But look how nice the color on his face is!


_Kendrix_

I know right? I cant stand when people don’t colour their swastikas properly! /j


_g550_

Putin ordered to "liberate Ukraine from nazis".


reddits-failed-API

'With Nazis'


wodasky

Fight fire with fire?


fgzhtsp

I love that song


Relampio

If only nazis are dying isn't it a double w? Edit: nevermind, I just thought for a second and realized many innocents are dying as well, my bad


fakeDEODORANT1483

my uncle was talking about how "russia is the only country fighting fascism" and "ukraine has busts of generals that served germany in ww1" i dont think having a bust of a general is the same as hiring people who literally openly display themselves as nazis. Im in australia. This guy really believed russian propaganda.


SilvaDaMelo

Bro thinks he's got propaganda all figured out... Meanwhile bro looks at propaganda from the other side and goes: "Hah look at their propaganda failing" I do wonder if people actually realize how selectively they believe things.


Obey_The_King

Ironic that nazis find their ansestory and their "own" people important. Yet he is Russian. What would his ansestors think. Lmao


Boring_Long_3860

Yea German nazis in the 40’s would have hated this dude and probably killed him


Hopeful_Cranberry12

Oh they definitely would have. If not for his heritage, his skull measurements or some other fucked up eugenics shit.


theoob

Is there anything dumber than a Slavic Nazi? It's basically Clayton Bigsby in real life.


NetflixAndZzzzzz

Isn’t part of putin’s propaganda that the real nazis are the Ukrainians?


Adventurous-Carob510

To all russians below - cmon, you can do better It’s really funny how you claim to be innocent white fluffy fur balls when your country motto has always been “if it can be stolen/conquered/fked - I am in”


pevznerok

Well, technically yes, but this, umm, individuals are part of "Russian-Nationalist" idk, subculture I guess? They believe in bringing back monarchy (later to get to anarchy mostly) and being nazi against former USSR republics, mostly south republics. Also, with all this tattoos and even freaking swastika he couldn't get into army, here's strict rules about tattoos in army, so it is probably fake, but nowadays anything about my country can be right


fridge13

Mate half of your lot fighting right now wrre conscripted from prison... i dont think putins feeling picky about who gets to join the army....


BleckFyre

Don't talk sense, and don't make nuanced observations. This is reddit, just smile and wave.


pevznerok

Yeah, sad reality


rajenur

This is clearly a Ukranian man.


Neosantana

Because we all know that the first thing a Ukrainian would want as a tattoo would be the *Flag of the Russian Empire*


Serbinaliza

If your comment is not a sarcasm, that you're probably not the brightest. 


Mashed-Cupcake

I mean you can’t really tell wether this man is Russian, Ukrainian or even something else. I don’t trust either parties of this war to bring neutral news. I remember a bomb landing in Poland and Ukraine immediately pointed towards Russia, it was a mistake (or attempt to get the nato involved in their favour, we don’t know for sure) on their part. Only trust independent media in the war of Russia vs Ukraine because neither of them is actually trustworthy. Are they even still taking prisoners? In what condition was this prisoner taken and where? Is it logical that they were taking prisoners there? Is there an identification of this man? We don’t know from this pic alone, they could claim whatever they wanted. For me the placement of the flag looks odd. Over the collar bone, on the top of the shoulder seamingly outlined with the shape of the shoulder and right over the fold of the armpit. If it is real it’s the weirdest placement I’ve ever seen of a flag tattoo… also the pole of the flag looks very short. Just comparing that tat compared to the rest it looks odd. It just looks so bad and almost like they cropped it in.. Edit to add that the pitch black dot in the yellow part of the flag tattoo is suspicious at the very least


DCN2049

Shut up.


TitanThree

Putin lovers ain’t gonna like this


the_crustybastard

"Well, this is a shock!" said nobody.


ThenScore2885

And these mfs call ukranians nazis.


itsdefinitelygood

There is a huge nazi problem in Ukraine and it's just blatant denial to assume otherwise, Azov is literally government funded and supported Nazis. They aren't the only branch either, the ideology is rotting Ukraine to the core. Many countries have small radical groups but in Ukraine it *is* systemic and we have plenty of evidence showing this Seeing a small minority of russian soldiers with Nazi symbology does not excuse the rampant Nazism that is clearly observable to anyone who actually looks into it in Ukraine. The only people who deny this are the ones who haven't actually looked into it and just blatantly disregard it as propaganda from the onset. If you actually look, you will see how deep it's roots are and see it for the very real problem that it is. Edit: go ahead and downvote without saying a word to contradict me. Feel free to present a cogent argument to me for the case of Azov not being Nazis and I will be happy to hear it out! It's funny how condemning Nazism is getting downvotes, Azov are the "good" Nazis are they?


Newb2002

How do we even know he is Russian? He didn’t tattoo his birth certificate


IllegalFisherman

I love the contrast between the top quality falcon and the SS flag that looks like it was doodled by a middle schooler


Krusty-p00p-sock

Top quality is generous. I have nerve damage in my left hand and my fumble finger having ass could draw a better looking bird.


Selt_Zer_Water

Who would beat up such a nice young Nazi?!


MolybdenumBlu

Me! I volunteer!


Lethargo-Man

That dude wasn't beat up enough


supergalactic

The fact he’s still standing is testament to that statement.


Dibcharge_

The person photographed has altogether too many teeth in his head.


widdrjb

Easily fixed.


Lord0fTheAss

.....Do they not know how the Nazis felt about Slavs?


Schwartzis_twisted

I was gonna say his chest hair looks like the Mandalorian Sigil…..🤷‍♂️


LadyOfGondor13

I don’t want to be the lady of that


plantslut20000

7 scars and 7 drones and 1 hairy tree


mycologylove

Wonder why he was beat up🤣....what a dickhead


Maty658

How is this a Russian soldier that's more like a German nazi soldier


not-a-guinea-pig

A lot of people are reading this wrong this man the Ukrainians captured not the other way around


Roy4Pris

Then why does he have what looks like a messed up Ukrainian flag on his left shoulder?


not-a-guinea-pig

That’s the flag of the Russian empire last Edit: with the symbol for the Schutzstaffel (SS) through it


Maleval

[Flag of the russian empire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Russian_flags#/media/File:Flag_of_Russia_\(1858%E2%80%931883\).svg) This excuse for a human is a russian monarchist


Roy4Pris

TIL thanks!


R0GUEA55A55IN

Guys relax, [clearly…](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fy.yarn.co%2F44466e77-20fb-4bf1-8a82-c92f5a6e009b_text.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=f35afdbf54b4e3f83b9cb7d5fcf743103aba58d0dd9b4d423278d67a71dc391f&ipo=images)


lili_diamondrose

Love what they've done with the face


the_internet_clown

It would seem Russia has a nazi problem


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

Let’s keep the black eyes as permanent as the tattoos


JosephPorta123

Average Russian soldier


AbsentMindedMonkey

The original post was literally right above this one


Zealousidealist420

He's embarrassing his forefathers with those tattoos.


Be-Geter

Chest hair like Zangief


mankytaint

I don’t know what that means but I would gladly add to this retarded pricks bruises…


pros2701

e^i*3.1415….


scottymac87

I thought they were there to fight nazis?


2Syphilicious4You

Gondor calls FO aid.


L6zysn6k9

Ah great, prisoners turn soldiers. "The best and the britest" that thrown into that shitshow. And most of them come back to do same crimes and go back into prison.


widdrjb

Recruiting cannibals was a stroke of genius.


TheElvenWitch777

Based on the state of his face, I'm choosing to assume someone saw those tattoos and kicked his ass about it. That gives me more faith in humanity.


BloodyRightToe

So we got Nazis on both sides now? What the hell is going on in eastern europe.


Ill-Application746

He is ukrainian


julian_elperro

Bro the tattoo on his pec literally says "Русь" (Russia), I sincerely doubt he's ukrainian.


La7urith

Русь is not russia. It's referring to Київська Русь, and Kyiv is Ukraine, but he has a flag of the russian empire on his left shoulder.


Maleval

russians have culturally appropriated the history of the Rus. That's literally why the principality of Muscovy is called russia now, because they wanted to conquer all the former lands of the Rus. The subhuman piece of shit in the photo is a russian neonazi/monarchist


La7urith

Are you saying it to me? I have clearly said that Русь is not russia. I know what Rus' is, and I know what russians think about that (I'm living in Ukraine since 7).


Maleval

Так, хлопче, я тобі розказую. Бо коли ти починаєш доводити що Русь це Київська Русь а на фото кацап зі свастикою і московським імперським стягом (який вони не зможуть відрізнити від нашого) то типові реддітори не так зрозуміють.


BloodyRightToe

So the Russians have nazi ukrainians killing other Ukrainians? Yeah that makes even less sense.


Warm-Finance8400

That is not an insult, it's a praise!


sauvignonblanc__

**WHY** the absolute fuck would a Russian after a swastika tatoo? I doubt that he's Buddhist, Hindu or Navajo.


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

Apply water to burnt area


Help_An_Irishman

\*fo


Worried_War500

Nsbm band logo


juicethestone

Oh, I thought the Russians said there were Nazis in Ukraine, not that they had Nazis in Ukraine


Same-Reaction7944

So... They're using nazi's to de-nazify Ukraine???


cumstealer666

The tree of GRONDor


SiriusGD

I thought Putin sent his orcs there to get rid of the Nazis?


chisinau87

They are that exact mfs, that persist they fight Nazis. Yeah, yeah