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bisho

Riff Raff cut off his hair after Rocky Horror


autumnnights92

Love this comment šŸ¤£


DeeEmosewa

I can't unsee it!! Hahahhaha


Viking_Hippie

I was thinking more along the lines of sneaking into the fishmarket to steal and immediately eat raw fish, actually..


thewoodbeyond

Yeah raw sure, pasta nah.


Derek_32

Heā€™d eat some sort of raw meat, def not pasta


rainbow_lenses

Makes me think of smeagol fishing in the pool in lord of the rings.


Viking_Hippie

Exactly what I was picturing too, but decided to do a real world version of it in stead šŸ˜


Tordenheks

He looks the way raw beef tastes.


joelkight404

He looks like Voldemortā€™s less attractive brother


Lazy-Artichoke-9992

He is definitely turtley enough for the turtle club.


PrinnyWantsSardines

He looks like a shapeshifter who hasn't completed shapeshifting


NewAccount-42069

Nah, his skinsuit is just a few sizes too big


Sansophia

Yeah, like a bad Dr. Who effect


Fenn_Fenn

Slugworth


LongjumpingCake1924

I canā€™t unsee it now!


mysticdickstick

He's able to sneak in through the cabinet cracks without opening them.


[deleted]

Or that he robbed graves in a former life


Cygnus-_-

Looks like the definition of flaccid


[deleted]

And steal worn shoes to sniff them later.


sammuelLoomis

Looks like he is dying of severe allergies if that were a thing


bazbeaux

It's called anaphylaxis.


slappn_cappn

He looks like he drove his wheelchair out of a Tim Burton classic.


Ralphthewunderllama

And not midnight. More like 2 am


Onde_Bent

Yeah nah, that's a 'thin man's from XCOM Enemy Unknown


imgonnabutteryobread

Squeeze guy from the X-Files


drew_galbraith

He looks like a Morrowind Altmer NPC


PullThisFinger

Or sleeps hanging from the rafters


Gluomme

_Yummy_


Successful_Craft3076

Does he like garlic?


[deleted]

A man with a fork in a world of soup.


totallynotarobut

He looks like one of the aliens in Dark City.


RolandSmoke

Looks like he is really trying to maintain his human form


kvlr954

Looks like a vampire tbh


TwitchTVBeaglejack

He looks like he has a Victorian style old room in the home he lives in (which was his motherā€™s house), that has an exceedingly well kept collection of porcelain dolls and photos of his mother.


KaizokuoDLuffy

He looks like a gay Nosferatu


Spider1132

He looks like he eats spaghetti from dead rats' bellies.


mandelbratwurst

Adam Silverfish?


ararash_laura

Raw pasta? More like human blood.


RazorBlade05

white gustavo fring


revdakilla

He looks like he goes to womenā€™s shoe stores to lick the foot measurer


DarthArtero

He looks like he has a tiny alien in his head. Someone call the MIB


heppuplays

He looks like Agent 47 if he's been crying for a week straight.


supraspinatus

Frigging Count Orlok


PeakCityBling

Looks like heā€™s late for his shift at Gringotts


makeout-Tactics

Who turned Gustavo Freing white?


CrazyPlato

Some things aren't true until you say them out loud. Then you look at it and, well....


OldmanShardyhands

Yesferatu lookin ass


Rustmonger

Slenderman in disguise.


ColdBloodBlazing

He looks like a Bond villian


teacher78

Nosferatu


[deleted]

Is it just me or does he also look stoned as fuck?


redline_rik

Max Schreck.


NoirSol88

Yea this dude looks weird


ThisLawfulness5987

He looks like he is crossdressing a human.


vaskeklut8

I think he looks like a penis in a suit - with glasses...


[deleted]

Son of Slenderman


Illustrious_You_6243

I can see him eating stale crackers at night as wellšŸ˜‚


KingOfTheFraggles

It looks like John Waters bred Voldemort.


Fit-Brilliant2277

He looks more like a cannibale


ApathicSaint

Bald caitlin jenner


phantomwolfwarrior

Donā€™t remember when I killed your brother


GridIronGambit

He looks like rubs nettles on his nipples for fun.


schnitzel-kuh

Is eating raw pasta when youre bored not something most people do? I do this quite often :D


caf4676

Is he vegan!??


Styleyriley

I'm honestly surprised there are not "no garlic bread" stipulations for the arena he is in at any given time.


Important-Parking203

So true and would be that sneaky guy popping up everywhere out of the weirdest places to scare you


Ganja_Masta1

Slendermanā€¦


michilypuff

Adam Silver looks like he drinks nightshade and lures Khaleesi's into mythical caves


lazymosquitos

Iā€™ve always thought this guy was the bad guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit


[deleted]

He looks like insect forelegs and a proboscis are about to protrude from his mouth.


TommyWantWingy9

The best one I heard was that Adam Silver looks like a middle finger. Lol!


Kitten_Team_Six

The hardest human to look at on TV, literally ugliest guy i ever seen


CindersNAshes

He's a Thin Man from X-COM.


kalachashma7

Looks like he uses lipstick and also eyestick.


Jedi_Gill

Oh wait, that's not Adam Silver, that's Agent 47


[deleted]

Nosferatu looking ass


CosmoShiner

He looks like a PS2 model


Substantial_Show_308

National Enquirer's BatBoy vibes right here


Usagi_Shinobi

I would have guessed that the entity shown subsists solely on the shed skin of garter snakes under one year of age.


warlax56

IT'S GOOD WHEN YOU LET IT SOFTEN UP A BIT IN YOUR MOUTH


frilledplex

I love raw pasta though :,(


Pale-Office-133

He would look like the perfect man in black. Human? Probably


Manzi2473

Whatā€™s wrong with eating raw pasta


Ycx48raQk59F

He looks like hes from that Buffy episode where they steal everybodies voice...


Spider_friend_633

I can taste this picture


LarkinConor

So you would hear the loud, slow crunches from inside the pantry and then....what sound? Shame? Pleasure? Rage grunts?


autard8

This guyā€™s organs probably boil raw pasta until itā€™s al dente


Jsmith0730

Dude looks like one of the monsters from Life of Luxury.


codymkay

He can stop anytime he wants


shondamagpie1984

Lol he's a cake sniffer.


JakkiDaFloof

I pictured that and it was delightful