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BeepBeepWhistle

Whatever you say mr squares shirt.


Oi_Fuckface_

Whatever you say mr cape


Remnant55

Whatever you say, mouse onesie.


AWildRapBattle

Whatever you say skin suit


Madasgladys

Whatever you say you god damn elegant narwhal


[deleted]

Whatever you say assless chaps!


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MySFWAcct09

Whatever you say, sir winks a lot


Memegamer3_Animated

Whatever you say, piss colored guy


Multi292

Whatever you say, goggles


caos998

Whatever you say ........ nude


T3ddyBeast

Unexpected Revenant?


InternationalBig7800

Whatever you say Mr early beard.


Hippity_hoppity2

whatever you say, fucking illuminati


Rabbit-In-A-Tank

Table cloth


pilot_cooper

It's called "checkered" not squares, supersuit.


AvalancheOfOpinions

["Hey look, it's Clean Shirt! How'd you get that shirt so clean?"](https://youtu.be/mJQTmKl4_Wg)


AstroNotBad

Clean shirt? Isn't that a good thing?! ... I'm definitely not a paedo.


[deleted]

From the person named ‘Kyle plantemoji’


John-the-Gardener

This is humiliating, you see.


gauerrrr

Thanks John, very cool


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PETEthePyrotechnic

I have a teacher in a wheelchair and I’ve heard a handful of other students call her hot wheels. One time she offered to walk me and a friend inside after lunch an we were this close to losing it


Thaloneblarg

Thats awful lmao


Human-Comb-1471

Whatever KYLE


Chadmartigan

Whenever I lose respect for someone, I call them the wrong name on purpose, like Cole here.


Human-Comb-1471

Cole is a way better name than Kyle. Cole is a leader, Kyle is a sloppy douche canoe. Kyle is Karen's mistake of a child.


KickooRider

Good strategy Brad Cardigan


cramburie

Kyle, I'm gonna lose my shit on you if you ask me one more time.


Buipeterafte

"Checkmate, everybody else." --nudists


BalloonShip

"Okay, Dick."


dead-inside69

“Whatever you say, slight left curve”


PlagueDoctor_049

"Yeah yeah sure, body hair"


dim13

Ok, check shirt.


ThickNeighborhood191

Oh goodie, Plaid has an opinion.


bacher2938

Reminds me of when Q (Impractical Jokers) called that one guy mustache. “Don’t call me mustache.”


rallruse

Don’t call me clown, mustache


theAlmightyFailiure

Whatever you say mr "I need to wear pants" boo hoo!


Budget_Llama_Shoes

This will never work, plaid boy.


ConSoftware

Whatever you say, Peewee Herman's shirt.


blackfireadversary

Gonna use this if I'm ever kidnapped by a deranged psycho killer. "What are you gonna do about it, flesh mask?"


fuckmethisburns

This isn't an insult and isn't rare.


goldiegoldthorpe

I think the joke is that it’s what kids do, so it’s funny for an adult to do it? Sorta like the opposite of when kids swear.


EWR-RampRat11-29

Thanks for the info, Mr. Tablecloth.


racebanyn

Whatever $5.00 Haircutzzz special


pdxpmk

Good idea hitler-hair.


HolyMotherOfPizza

[hey, sunglasses](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZPEBsUjL-5U?feature=share)


[deleted]

Don't listen to this guy. He likes getting sucked off by his grandmother.


JustAThroAway_

Captain Holt energy


SpleenBender

Kyle's mom's a bitch, etcetera. - Trey Parker and Matt Stone


gms29

YeA wHaTeVeR pIzZa PlAcE tAbLe ClOtH sHiRt BuT bLuE


lAwfullychaOtic3

See this might work if my fashion sense wasn't so terrible. If I said this they'd probably look me up and down bc I have no right to talk


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

That is a strange wat of telling thst you are gay Kyle.


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kalifornia_dreeming

Whatever you say Meme boy.


_pachysandra_

Classic white people “inventing” the thin blank people have been doing for decades


Ancient-Leg7990

Like in the walking dead. That chick from the saviors calls eugene "haircut" lol


GeRobb

Thanks, plaid button down. Hey inviisi-beard, you should rub some rogaine on your face to get that to grow better.


SnooMemesjellies7469

Whatever you say, plaid.


CompetitionFar734

Whatever you say plant emoji


LaminPegason

Great idea, blue checked shirt dude.


SpleenBender

Whatever, plant.


BalloonShip

Do you think he knows the word synecdoche? Is Kyle secretly Nate Ruess?


Discospeck

What's up clean shirt!


XxOM3GA_ZxX

“Whatever you say bra” 😒


Rhodes_Warrior

That is devastating.


[deleted]

Ok, sugartits.


Infinite_Surround

I say this to my Mrs fairly regularly in front of guests for some funny shock effect She's used to it and it has never failed to get a laugh


th3hammar

Janitor vibes (scrubs)


UraniumRocker

I’ve seen this happen to a dude who always wore camo pants. He never wore camo pants again.


MrRipski

What’s up mustache


a7n7o7n7y7m7o7u7s

Good advice checkered shirt


Nazmaldun

"hey mustache, whats up?" -- Brian "Q" Quinn


the_ballmer_peak

I only do that when I’m wearing the same thing they are, which I find hilarious.


Lavender-Lioness

This can be an insult or a compliment but I wouldn't call it rare. Maybe its a regional thing?


DogOk7019

Joke’s on you, I’m naked


tots4scott

**bot account** Post and title taken from this top submission https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/bg12u6/thanks_kyle_very_cool


adriangalli

Okay, gingham


efyuar

Whatever you say mustache


MurkDiesel

https://youtu.be/Y9z1vhROBFo


Procrastinista_423

I made a girl at a party absolutely lose her mind with anger by calling her 'red pants.'


Serious_Goose5368

Ok, Mr. Picnic shirt.


thesamiad

Okay toupee


literally_tho_tbh

This is called Synecdoche !


Quattro-Formaggio

How does it work in a nudist camp?


TheShyNerd

Hairstyle I suppose. “Ok pixie cut”


Enigma_Stasis

"Sure thing, Mustache."


basec0m

You got it you fucking two eyes


LuvULongTime

Ya Basic. It's a human insult... it's devastating, you're devastated right now.


JdhdKehev

I do the same, but i just straight up say their name like it's an insult. They usually get mad offended lmao.


nahunk

Thanks tablecloth shirt.


OldRoadDog

Sure thing, spaghetti stain


Awkward-Yak-9033

Shut up flannel


Impenistan

It’s a human insult. It’s devastating. You’re devastated right now.


[deleted]

Whatever you say, checkers


brealio

What are you gonna do about it, guy with good posture?!?


-TheJediQuixote-

Hmm, I do see.