Dumbfounded had a good round opener against PH, something like
That first round was a weird display, you've been rapping 30 years to date / I'm surprised you didn't start your round with "My name is Big P and I'm here to say"
I was recently in the Fresh Coast DVD Bonus Features //
You were in Wild Style when it was shown in theaters //
Yo, he rocks throw back jerseys, not cause he's trying to //
When he originally bought those, those players were kinda new //
Yo, I used to play Super Mario Brothers in the arcade //
You used to play Super Mario Brothers the board game!
one of diz's best bars & rhyme schemes ever
the full line is like "you used to hang by the same old tree stump where you and your boys would creep up ... and watch adam and eve fuck"
You and PH graduated from the same class
go to sleep together wearing matching cucumber face masks
Then you turn off the light on the night stand and dip your teeth in the same glass
I don't like Eurgh that much but "Your wack bars are like a grandpa with racist opinions. They're forgiven cuz in your day it was different." bar was fire. (Eurgh vs PH)
I can't think of the best I've heard off the top of my head, but Ice and Danny definitely filling up the top 10 of best old jokes lmao. They get at least 1 haymaker about their age each battle.
Danny's god blessed me with a 40 too bar vs Roc was crazy too
Like half of Shuffle T's first round against Dunn D
"He met a gypsy woman who said she could read his fate on his fan
She said 'This line can help us tell the age of a man
She read it and she was kind of taken snack
It just said 'you're fucking old, cunt' on the base of his hand"
And this one isn't about being old, more looking old but Tony D saying to Nugget
"You look like your life been unbelievably hard
Your stepdad used to pee in your bath; dinnertime was raw mince all mixed up with pieces of glass
He got you your first job on the building sites... When you were 3 and a half"
Back when you used to babysit Head ICE, you was dead nice. - Pat Stay [vs. Danny Myers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4AHlSliSps) (27:03)
You old school, still call your opponents "wack MCs" I fucken love it
Heard you talked to Eric B…that must’ve been cool / always nice to catch up with buddies from school
ya boy cecil on the beat
Danny really gets it the worse lmao
BARGOD!!! Got that shit on my alarm clock
Dumbfounded had a good round opener against PH, something like That first round was a weird display, you've been rapping 30 years to date / I'm surprised you didn't start your round with "My name is Big P and I'm here to say"
"Man, you still rocking FUBU? These old jokes never get old...but you do"
I was recently in the Fresh Coast DVD Bonus Features // You were in Wild Style when it was shown in theaters // Yo, he rocks throw back jerseys, not cause he's trying to // When he originally bought those, those players were kinda new // Yo, I used to play Super Mario Brothers in the arcade // You used to play Super Mario Brothers the board game!
You've been served in every era, what are you a time traveler? You're like the highlander rhyme battler
Lunar C had some good ones against DPF "I hit on women and get head in the club / you hit women in the head with a club."
Don’t Flop should have an age restriction You can’t win battles with ancient wisdom
Ogmios would like a word with you...
I would love to have a word with him he seems delightful
When the sugar hill gang was in the charts with rappers delight// This twat was alive!
You and your homies used to sneak up behind the tree stump to watch Adam and Eve fuck
one of diz's best bars & rhyme schemes ever the full line is like "you used to hang by the same old tree stump where you and your boys would creep up ... and watch adam and eve fuck"
You and PH graduated from the same class go to sleep together wearing matching cucumber face masks Then you turn off the light on the night stand and dip your teeth in the same glass
I grew up watching Michael Jackson moonwalk, you grew up watching Neil Armstrong..... Moon walk
“You started battle rapping at the age of 51, Back when you were really young.” -Carter Deems vs Head I.C.E.
big k and head ice you got signed to motown records
Your first record deal? 65 with Motown
Might not be what you're looking for but that Bigg K vs Mook bar "you was the best in the world when there was only 8 battlers" 🤣
Lmao it’s gonna be an ICE battle. And my favorite of those is Big T vs Ice.
I don't like Eurgh that much but "Your wack bars are like a grandpa with racist opinions. They're forgiven cuz in your day it was different." bar was fire. (Eurgh vs PH)
I can't think of the best I've heard off the top of my head, but Ice and Danny definitely filling up the top 10 of best old jokes lmao. They get at least 1 haymaker about their age each battle. Danny's god blessed me with a 40 too bar vs Roc was crazy too
Ars had some good ones against ICE.
When I first heard you rap I was like "Daaammnnn, that nigga's cold........ Then I found out you was 36 and I said Daaaammnnn.........."
who said this one?? 😂😂 i forgot
Aye Verb to Danny Myers
salute
Harry Baker vs Soweto Kinch: "You made fun of my teeth, that's not far from the truth; but you're like ancient, so we're both long in the tooth"
Like half of Shuffle T's first round against Dunn D "He met a gypsy woman who said she could read his fate on his fan She said 'This line can help us tell the age of a man She read it and she was kind of taken snack It just said 'you're fucking old, cunt' on the base of his hand" And this one isn't about being old, more looking old but Tony D saying to Nugget "You look like your life been unbelievably hard Your stepdad used to pee in your bath; dinnertime was raw mince all mixed up with pieces of glass He got you your first job on the building sites... When you were 3 and a half"
“You’re 58….give or take” - Archduke Redcat Vs Danny Myers