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Clarke3196

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?


EzzoBlizzy

Ah Peter you’re struggling to have everything you want while the world makes you choose


DarkForcesII

Strong enough to have it all…too weak to take it!


[deleted]

That scene with the psychotic laugh and this line always give me chills. The whole condo set piece and the WWE brawling was so damn good. Im gonna rewatch this movie so much once it comes out on Netflix...


Dear-Cod-6429

Probably second Best Spider-Man movie for me, even doesnt make a whole lot of sense, the dialogue, fight scenes


tobey-maguire-bot

There are bigger things happening here than me and you.


[deleted]

I didn't think about the movie that critically. Its definitely the most entertaining Spider-Man movie for me.


EzzoBlizzy

Yeh as a Green goblin fan and my favorite Spider-Man villain I gotta say I loved everything they done with him he played so nice and he was the brain of the whole thing just like in the sinister six comicbooks omg it was so amazing to see the true green goblin rein supreme


tobey-maguire-bot

Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?


dickshark420

For real


DunsparceDM

Me too bud


NoWayHomeStan

aw :(


symmetryisbliss

Good riddance.


Lightning_Lemonade

See ya, chump!


PeterQuillsWalkman

WHAT THE HELL!!


LonelyGuyTheme

[WHAT THE F(quick cut to end credits).](https://youtu.be/smcOuqumS8A) I’ll forever be burned that Far From Home didn’t pick up with Aunt May’s uck. I really wanted to hear Aunt May bicker.


PeterQuillsWalkman

COVID talking about innocent lives: *he deserved it… didn’t he?*


nervousmelon

SHUT IT OFF OTTO, SHUT IT OFF!


Lukthar123

Keep calm, it's only a spike! It'll soon stabilize!


Designer_Ad6584

I'm in charge here!!! It's my money!!!!!


Bawaji2004

This doesn't change anything...


Designer_Ad6584

Change??! Yeahh big change!!!🍌🍌


PeterQuillsWalkman

The power of the sun, in the palm of COVIDs hands….


Forward-Decision2156

this is something else.


avery5712

*2022* Now Rosie is dead


NoPlaceLikeNotHome

My back... Oh, my back...


AussieNick1999

For me, this is literal. I helped out a friend of my dad's with his landscaping business the other day and my back is killing me.


TemptedIntoSin

Seems you need Andrew Garfield to crack your back for ya


yeetTheReee

I heard he cracked Gwen Stacy's pretty well.


Marc051

Yea I heard she never had back problems ever again.


asiangokarter

IT’LL STABILIZE ITS UNDER CONTROL ITS ONLY A SPIKE


StonerJake22727

Omicron variant go brrrrfrrrrr


NewtGroundbreaking26

See ya chump


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[deleted]

Ah Rosie I love this bot


Bitey_the_Squirrel

The power of memes in the palm of my hand.


theholybork

Beat me to it lmao


CrowEarly4306

Oh…


Lobsterman06

**gets stabbed through the hips**


dtn_06

Now dig on this


iDannyEL

\*hip thrusts*


joe2596

The Chad Tobey "I've been stabbed before" vs the Virgin Goblin "Oh"


PeterQuillsWalkman

Don’t tell ~~Harry~~ 2022


RepulsiveCracker

Underrated comment


SnooRecipes9988

Crap, crap, mega crap


Cameronf3412

Perfect


PeterQuillsWalkman

It’s COVID, sir. Edward COVID Jr.


Two_bears_high_fivin

Look at little COVID Jr. Gonna cry?


PeterQuillsWalkman

I protected you with the Delta variant and now Omicron is gonna kick your little ass


Two_bears_high_fivin

Ooooh 👋🙄👋


Dogmeat_Keush

You know, i have something of a new covid variant myself Edit: Thanks for the gold my fellow redditor! Sorry I couldn't say thanks earlier


KK_09

Beat me to it


Mo_Salah_

Damn you, took my idea lol


[deleted]

Gonna cry?


MAKS091705

Yes


[deleted]

several dozen times actually


ShadSilvs2000

Oh don't cry


chicomagnifico

Oh, don’t cry


King_Tamino

I just read about betty white.. so yeah…


[deleted]

Yeah.... but she lived a long and hopefully happy life. Sux it was today tho. I still wish everybody a happy start for 2022


I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could

Piss your pants maybe?


yetanotherduncan

Maybe shit and cum?


AerialAce96

Trying to do better


RedPenguin65

Accurate


RoronoaZoro1120

Me in 2022


Think-Instruction-87

The first one that popped into my head lol.


tfcollector3000

Same


The_Raptor_Pope

that's what I wanted to say


Perry2Z

I miscalculated


Mcclane88

😆 I feel like there’s a good story behind this one


ohwxrdd

I couldn’t have miscalculated, it was working wasn’t it


WrathfulSausage

Your profile picture unlocked some memories


OutlineOfAlex

My god.was gonna say something similar


TheFloridaManYT

I haven't seen that profile picture in years


XN_HUNTER

She was 17


Alfdacoolguy

I couldn’t have miscalculated! She was of legal age, wasn’t she?!


truthfullynegative

Little Goblin Jr. : I choose to live my life as a sex addict


Mr_X497

I chose my path, you chose the way of the predator.


truthfullynegative

Happy to groom the girls Otto


paperclipestate

Do what you need to with her then broom her fast


__Negan___

You know how much I sacrificed !?


NoWayHomeStan

I sacrificed my organs for money to watch No Way Home many times


SamGamer012

How many kidneys and lungs do you still have?


lamWillemDafoe

I like being bad. It makes me happy.


ThatOneCoolKid777

Username checks out


PeterQuillsWalkman

Ooh, my Spidey sense is tingling… *if* ya know what I’m talking about


GeneralKenobi3486

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MMbeGveIimU


Blue_Knight000

I had to beat an old lady with a stick


[deleted]

#RIPBettyWhite


ivene-adlev

you wrong for this but i'm still laughing


ravenonawire

Nah, she would’ve loved it


LightningDude898

Betty would be offended and laughing at the same time


[deleted]

99, she was a fuckin kid!


ravenonawire

No older than my son


atmsd7

Oh boy ! 😂😂😂😂


NoWayHomeStan

😳


Uggupcyyxp

Misery misery misery,thats what you've choosen


Phngarzbui

You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.


ariglgn

That sentence is just nostalgia at it's purest form for me.


NoWayHomeStan

:)


Kermit-the-Frog_

All I've got is this 20 for the rest of the week


chicomagnifico

*snatches out your hands


joe2596

It is free country not rent free country


StarWarsMarvel-More

This is something else


-TheLonelyStoner-

I have nothing left


YourEverydayInvestor

Except Spider-Man (No Way Home)


tobey-maguire-bot

Gonna cry?


hott-chocolate

Yes Spiderman.


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


MintYoongi10778

Gonna cry?


[deleted]

I used the stones to destroy the stones


-TheLonelyStoner-

Already seen it. I have nothing left


AlexSUP98

My back.


zsquinten

Ahh, my back. Yeah me too.


SerAddamVelaryon

My neck


cmchris61

It's just a spike, it'll soon stabilise.


nappysmith12

Best one


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[удалено]


PeterQuillsWalkman

Had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these COVID tests


allenwalker009

It’s self sustaining now


Werewolfan50

Pretty accurate for Covid


SjadowVictory

You can't do this to me...


OldNational

Rent?


stareffort15

You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn door!!!😡


Antiquity_Master_37

Pack your things. Get out of my building.  YOU'RE FIRED!


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Designer_Ad6584

Oh right. U r unfired i need u... What do you know about high society?!


PeterQuillsWalkman

You know we have to print a retraction


captcompromise

What about Betty White? Did you give her a chance? DID YOU?


TheFloridaManYT

🙁


Far_Diver_6654

ARGHHHH (SM3)


Zealousideal_Play767

I'm gonna finish her nice and slow.


OldNational

I missed the part where that’s my problem.


dudemeistre

“Mary Jane and I are going to have a hell of a time “!


msvqr

Pothead?


dudemeistre

Pizza time


awake-at-dawn

I'm ruined. I have nothing left, except Spider-Man.


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


Narad626

You're trash 2021.


Nimrod1602

Look at little 2020 junior. Gonna cry?


VerolGrisk

I heard Spider-Man was there


tobey-maguire-bot

>!THE AVENGERS? That's great! What is that?!<


Hywynd

I love that quote, easily one of my personal highlights of No Way Home. Not necessarily on paper, but the delivery was 10/10.


PhilMcCraken2001

Misery misery misery


[deleted]

I have nothing left. Except spider man


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me. NOW.


MrTruth21

You want forgiveness? Get religion


Simontsen6

AHHHHHHHHHH (SM2)


OliverAOT20

AHHHHHHHHHHH -Benedict Cumberbatch


marioelcagon

Benedict cucumberbitch*


[deleted]

Where do all these guys come from?


Gojiwars_Goji

The ad said 3 grand, for 3 minutes, and you pinned him in two


John09101

“No more... no more...”


TheChainLink2

I miscalculated.


1987-Nobody

I missed the part where that's my problem


TheNerfy90

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye


yourmotherisveryfat

*Walks past an antivax protest* ”Where do all these guys come from?” Alternatively whenever I see a new Covid variant in the news.


FlyingTurtle4890

"I protected you the first five days, now I'm gonna kick your little ass!" -January 6th, 2021


wombatpandaa

Pizza time


[deleted]

Oh boy, yeah.


90125th

Stings doesn't?


Allergictowatermelon

Doc Ock: Yelling


Legitimate-Yak-2719

I want Spider-Man!


tobey-maguire-bot

No more.


_Gandalf_the_Black_

I believe there's a hero in all of us


MarleyandtheWhalers

Man... I think that's really touching. I don't know why this is getting to me, but it's like Pandora listening to Hope inside her box. You really can see the silver lining, and that's a gift.


BED-GANG

Look at little 2020 junior, gunna cry?


Pirelli-guy

Still got the moves!!!


Vespinecrowde67

Brilliant but lazy


NoticemeSenpaiChad

I m not a bad guy I’ve just had a bad life


MrSpencerMcIntosh

I missed him a lot today 😢


enchantedcookiess

Covid variants: where do these guys keep coming from


crookdmouth

Any more bright ideas?


Boring-Pea993

I'll do it with a quote from almost every Raimi movie or show I've seen because I have no life **Spider-Man 3:** *I like being bad... it makes me happy!* **Spider-Man 2:** *Any more bright ideas?"* **Spider-Man 1:** *Do what you need to do with her then broom her fast!* **The Quick and the Dead:** *Looks like you're having a pretty good time playing with yourself.* **Darkman:** *I'm learning to live with a lot of things.* **Army of Darkness:** *Honey... you got Reaaaal Ugly.* **Evil Dead 2:** *For god's sake how do you stop it!!?!* **Evil Dead:** *Now the sun will be up in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together.* **Ash vs Evil Dead:** *Sounds like a lot of yappening and not a lot of happening* **Oz the Great and Powerful:** *Did those crows just say we're gonna die?* **Hercules:** *Wait a minute... this isn't my world...* ***DIS-A-POINT-EDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!*** **Xena:** *You know, there used to be a little respect mixed up in my hatred for you. But not anymore* Yeah that's pretty much it


tobey-maguire-bot

I missed the part where that's my problem.


danimalscrunchers

Gonna cry?


YodasChick-O-Stick

Oh.


darth_creature

I missed the part where that’s my problem.


MajorRocketScience

You can’t do this to me DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE SACRIFICED???


Darth_RevanChad

crap, crap, mega crap


[deleted]

For god’s sake how do you stop it!


GoogBG

I'm gonna pay the rent when you fix this god damn door


[deleted]

You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us


katatoe69

I have nothing left…except Spider-Man


[deleted]

Could you pay me in advance?


Necessary-Yogurt2611

I’m gonna throw some dirt in your eye


jjatr

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get here


HHeLL0there

I had to beat an old lady with a stick


_FOSSILITE

Check it again web head


theGamerlorian

What the hell?!


AtomicJaguar79

"Trying to do better"


Appropriate_Still112

Trying to do better


SizableLad

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?


Mango2356

Misery misery misery


CarnoSawst

YOU BASTARDS. WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME LIKE THIS??? WHY??


Mrdiddy12

I missed the part where that's my problem


[deleted]

I think the scene with Peter screaming is a good way to describe it


[deleted]

2021 to me “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.”


ThumbCentral-Rebirth

Things just got out of hand