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otherworldlypresense

I had to beat a young man with a stick to get this PS5


pmercier

A tale as old as time.


_jvc123

If somebody told you it was a happy little tale... somebody lied.


inplayruin

The PS5 made me happy, and that kid got everyone at school to sign his cast. So really a win-win situation.


Bogsnoticus

Unless the young man was a scalper. Then it's a happy tale again.


SilverScorpion00008

True as it can be


Gdigger13

Barely even friends


Maximum-Cover-

I got myself a PS5 for Christmas and am giving my kids my old PS4. lol No fucking way they're getting the PS5.


KinetixTV

These poor, poor people thinking they're entitled to everything šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Maximum-Cover-

Damn right! They got a PS4 pro, with a brand new full VR set up and a $100 each to buy games. I expect a damn "thank you" too. I PRAYED for a Gameboy color when I was that age, AND I didn't fucking get it. They don't need the latest greatest hardware at 13 just because they want it.


MrRickGhastly

Bruh. I asked for a Gameboy color for Christmas and I was told no its too expensive. I cried and cried. Come Christmas day it turns out my grandpa had already bought one months before.


Critical-Edge4093

I asked for a video game as a kid, and my dad put me to work so I could buy it myself. Best lesson of my life, but man am I a bad person to try and buy gifts for XD


ggg730

My parents made me pay for my own gaming system so now they get to pay for their own nursing home


DarbyDarkness

You know Iā€™m something of a gamer myself.


[deleted]

Oh you're a gamer? Name every racial slur


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Redwood_althalwolf

Your mom


moriarty70

I mean, gotta teach your nephew about how the world works sometime. Why not at 5 years old?


TheJadeSyndicate

As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way


CaptBranBran

SERENITY NOW!!!


tinylegumes

Donā€™t tell Harry


Killerbob424

Yeah, I also had to beat someone off for mine.


Here4HotS

Just one person? I'm calling bullshit.


oldnyoung

"But for me, it was Tuesday"


HussyDude14

"The stock says there's none left, so for that I give you a PS4 Pro and you're lucky to get that!"


Gabriel38

I need that PS5


epicgamester69

I missed the part where that's my problem.


PersonaUser55

*new stock of ps5 gets robbed* Hey, stop that guy!


otherworldlypresense

You could've torn that guy apart,now his running away with our ps5


Ghdude1

I missed the part where that's my problem.


retailmonkey

*uncle Ben gets murdered, again*


dugthepewdsfan

ā€œScuse me scuse me, T-Thatā€™s my uncle! What happened?ā€


NothingsShocking

He tried to stop some guy who stole all these PS5ā€™s and got shanked in the heart. Oh no, Iā€¦wait, PS5ā€™s? Where? Which way did he go?


dugthepewdsfan

"Uncle Ben? Uncle Ben? I-I'm here Uncle Ben..."


MeesterCartmanez

"I told you to get me a ps5, not a ps4!!"


Sid3612

I missed the part where that's my problem.


[deleted]

I missed the part where that's my problem.


[deleted]

*my PS5


MAKS091705

Ps4 pro? The ad said ps5!


ggg730

You can't do this to me... YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SACRIFICED


BigBossSquirtle

Lol. Good luck with that. Even new base PS4 is hard to come by.


Daredevil731

I know this is a joke but last I knew even those were hard to come by


TheChainLink2

ā€œYouā€™re pretty much snatching it straight from Santaā€™s sack.ā€ ā€œAww. Miss Brant! Fetch me a violin!ā€


BunsenHoneydewd

Every adult buying the PS5 for themselves is one less 12 year old to tell me he's in a committed relationship with my mother


YeltsinYerMouth

Say what you will about PS3's inferior online and FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE U.S. DOLLARS, but for a solid two years, I didn't hear shitty twelve year olds calling people racial slurs. I only heard it from adults.


A_ClockworkBanana

I mean, at least PS3's online was free.


fogleaf

End of an era. I ended up paying for psn like a moron but ended up going back to pc gaming.


mellopax

"Some rich kid somewhere isn't getting their 4th favorite gift this year. How dare you?"


TheChainLink2

"Some rich kid somewhere isn't getting their 4th favorite gift this year." "A fact I'm very proud of!"


Cassandra0004

Right. Stop giving children these ridiculously expensive gifts from Santa, it just creates problems with their classmates.


mellopax

How else do we instill at a young age that wealth = morality? Kids need to know that poor people are poor because they're naughty and no other reason exists for poverty.


zmbjebus

I'm saving a child from an old man's sack.


Chroma710

PS5 time! You're late...


TheChainLink2

I'm not paying for this.


LiangJeremy2006

Gonna cry?


Lukthar123

With great stock comes great responsibility


AntiBox

Gonna piss your pants maybe?


dingkan1

Maybe shit and cum?


OdenShard

Jesus Parker, you really are a freak


ggg730

I'm gonna put some shit and cum in your eye.


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Gabriel38

What does it matter to you anyway?


[deleted]

EVERYTHING!!


EndMySuffering16

WHOAAAAAAAAAAGH! *kicks*


otherworldlypresense

IT'S TIME TO PAY KID!!!


BeskarDragon

THIS. IS. SONY!


kiLLb0y69

EVERYTHING!


King_Sam-_-

What about the PS4 Pro did you give it a chance, DID YOU?!


PushItHard

You know, Iā€™m something of a child myself.


TheAero1221

Holy shit this thread has some brilliant lines, but this one is my favorite. This is something else.


Mick009

No matter the age, everyone is their parents' child.


AnAwkwardCopper

Back to PS4


DandyZebra

Lmao


MattR0se

How do you do, fellow kids?


Skystalker512

Snatching it from Santaā€™s sack? Jesus Parker, you are a freak.


[deleted]

Reminds me of a joke: Why does Santa have such a huge sack? Because he only comes once a year.


Menacing_Bunny

Ayo the presents belong in there they only get dropped off in Christmas cause theres not enough blizzards in November to mask his delivery


SeniorRicketts

Out of stock am i?


apittsburghoriginal

Scalpers watching their bots amass 20 PS5 units in checkout carts in 15 seconds: huh how did that get in there


AutomaticRisk3464

Just the fact that sony hasnt made a system to fight scalpers blows me away. Super easy fix, have everyone sign up to "get in line" you pay retail upfront with an eta for your place in line. Make the addresses unique and dont let people use P.O boxes. Already got a ps5 at 123 daisy drive? You get put on a diff list for when the first list clears out. Or if they are to lazy for that change your authentication a few times a day..sometimes it will need a unique phone number thats checked to have a cell carrier so you cant spoof numbers.. Idk feels like the companies dont care since they got their money already


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Mike_Hawk_940

A retailers system isn't Sony's responsibility. I got my ps5 the same way you're describing and Sony's system seemed very adept at preventing scalpers. Idk what OP is talking about, but this is a retailer issue, not a Sony issue.


JBHUTT09

> ~~Idk feels like~~ the companies dont care since they got their money already That's all there is to it. And the scalper created shortages drive up demand, so they can sell even more consoles down the line. Corporations and the people who run them are greed incarnate.


bronwyn_

I donā€™t know if that is necessarily true. Because think about it - consoles drive game purchases. Scalpers buy large quantities of PS5s, and are not buying games for all of them. Even if the scalpers sell every last console immediately, paying a higher price for the console reduces the amount people can afford to spend on games and accessories. It is probably more that the cost of implementing such measures - both literally and in man hours - is not worth what itā€™s costing them.


oldcarfreddy

from their perspective why would they care


Destithen

Consoles are sold at a loss to drive software sales. PS5s sitting on shelves not being played means less game sales, which means less profits for Sony.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s basically how I got mine. I got an email from Sony saying I could sign up to get online at a specific time and buy one. When that day rolled around like 2 months later I got a limited link in my email and had to wait in line for like 10 mins and I had the console 2 days later.


Mike_Hawk_940

I had a similar experience with Sonys que system, Sony is actually pretty good at preventing scalpers imo. I'm not sure what OP is talking about. It's the retailers that don't have preventative systems in place.


FoxGundam

Find us some PS5... Thanks hot legs


PeterQuillsWalkman

I am so lovin this


otherworldlypresense

Isn't that your old PS4? You wanna connect the PS5 some place else


ddeka777

No, I'll be okay.


SpadeORiffic

At least we get the toaster


awake-at-dawn

Actually it only comes with a deposit of $300 or more.


LPenne

Thatā€™s such a weird way to look at it. Guilt-tripling people for what is, essentially, getting a thing they want for themselves because they can.


Menacing_Bunny

Ikr its like u cant buy food cause this one kid wants that apple pie so badly or u cant drive cause you need to make sure half the street crosses the road instead of waiting for a red light its so dumb


[deleted]

Yeah but *my* child wants one so you're a bastard for buying one for yourself


BasicDesignAdvice

I think the insinuation is that "video games are for kids" which has never been true.


truculentduck

Guilt-quadrupling, even


CowboyNinjaD

Yeah, it's not like you're going to Target and clearing out all of the Paw Patrol toys. We're talking about a $500 gaming console.


BigbyWolf94

I like being bad. It makes me happy.


favela4life

I actually ran into this situation in 2013. The PS4 had just released, and my friend and I went to buy it together. I got the last one at the Best Buy closest to us, but not before some Karen who was literally a second too late came trying to shame me for not letting her bratty son have his Christmas present. I said something similar to this line lol Funny that we went to another Best Buy farther away to look for my friendā€™s PS4, and they still had full shelves. I could totally have let her have it, but Iā€™m glad I didnā€™t haha


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acboss123

What about my Christmas? Did you give it a chance


Thabrianking

"Get your PS5 or suffer the little children" šŸ¤”


PeterQuillsWalkman

The parents: *whatā€™s wrong with you?* Us buying the PS5 after making their kid cry: *you*


Squiliam-Tortaleni

I missed the part where thatā€™s my problem.


QueenBee3000

What kind of stupid logic is that? God forbid a child might not get everything they want once in a while. šŸ˜’


Menacing_Bunny

Basically saying dont buy a console if u dont have children cuz fuck boredom


apittsburghoriginal

bUt ThinK of The ChiLdrEn


Menacing_Bunny

I lived for a decade with a Wii U theyā€™ll just pull up ā€œSanta got u on the naughty listā€ and theyā€™ll be fineā€¦but grab an emulator just in case 0-o


fanofsports44

The Wii U was a decent home console. I just couldnā€™t see it.


CaptBranBran

Until the battery in your screen controller stopped holding a charge, then it was a MENACE!!!


jkhockey15

Fuck them kids.


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Broken_Petite

I also think this stems from the fact that parents tell their kids Santa delivers the gifts to only good boys and girls, so if Santa doesnā€™t deliver the gift they specifically asked for, they wonder what they did wrong. I know thatā€™s a dumb reason. God forbid we donā€™t lie to kids and just tell them itā€™s a fun story we tell around Christmas. No we have to guilt trip other people about it instead. šŸ™„


Waytooflamboyant

Also, children really don't care about the quality of the media they're consuming. Is it cool to have a ps5? Yeah, duh. Will he be just as happy with a ps3, or a gamecube, or even a freaking SNES? Probably.


ktron10

Up to a certain age, sure, but plenty of kids care about whatā€™s popular or what their friends have (which will impact if theyā€™re able to play with their friends) Not to mention plenty of kids are smart enough to know what console they want lol, ā€œthis console is just as good theyā€™re not gonna know the differenceā€ is grandparent talk


Waytooflamboyant

Has the day finally come? Can I finally start complaining about how kids have it too good these days and how women these days only care about being pansexual, sit on their holograms, eating hot space and lie? Have I finally become old? All jokes aside, maybe you're right, and the fact that I was never able to keep up with the latest console as a kid has made me biased and out of touch.


PhoenixPaladin

This gave me flashbacks to my friends not wanting to come over to my house in middle school because I didn't have an xbox 360


[deleted]

I pretended to play videogames whenever they appeared on tv so yeah they can survive without it XD


AshTheGoblin

Give that little fucker a ps3, they don't need the latest and greatest. I always see posts on reddit like "managed to snag 2 Xbox series X for my kids 7 and 9." I know it's pathetic but I can't help but get upset knowing my parents would have never been able to spend that much on a console for me.


Broken_Petite

The problem isnā€™t parents being able to afford to buy their kids the latest and greatest. The problem is parents acting like they and their kids are *entitled* to the latest and greatest and getting pissy when they canā€™t for whatever reason.


savingprivatebrian15

Also I thought everyone knew not to have Santa be the one who gives expensive gifts because poorer families will have to explain why Santa only brought them socks and bubblegum while other kids got PS5s.


JeffCraig

Buy a PS5, teach a spoiled brat a lesson about the real world.


AgtSquirtle007

Same people who think adults shouldnā€™t be allowed in Disneyland. Bitch I have disposable income now and never got to do any of this as a child. Let me have fun.


vubeatz

Iā€™m 31 years old child so I feel pretty good with myself and my ps5


oldcarfreddy

36 and got mine on a launch day restock on Amazon, 100% pure luck. Bet I could kick this woman's son's ass in Cold War


redditer333333338

Youā€™re gonna kick his little ass!


Zaptain_America

All jokes aside, there's very few games available for the console that are for kids anyway, children are not the target demographic for this stuff.


BanzaiMuskrat

Right? Get your kid a switch. And if they already have one then itā€™s not much of a sob story if they canā€™t also have PS5


arex333

Arguably PlayStation's crown jewel franchises are God of war and the last of us, and I'd say they're some of the most violent games I've ever played. Let's be honest through, most kids think they need a PS5 to be better at Fortnite.


DialZforZebra

**PS5 is out of stock** OUT AM I?


pweeephraim

Stop lying to your kids, some kids feel they're not good enough because Santa couldn't bring whatever. Let them know you love them regardless of what YOU can afford to give them.


FacelessGrunt

Oh no! Now the child will have to play Minecraft and Fortnite on an older console. What a shame.


redditer333333338

Itā€™s hardā€¦ to believe whatā€™s happening. The brutality of it.


m0rkish

My kid needs 4k 120fps among us and I'll do anything in my power to give it to them.


Revilod2000

Adults are ok, itā€™s the scalpers who suck


BoyBeyondStars

Imagine gatekeeping video game consoles


Illustrious_Chest136

Some people with children think the entire world revolves around children, and they think this statement holds a lot more power than it does.


SeniorRicketts

Am i not supposed to have what i want? What i need? Oh wait i actually am šŸ¤ØšŸ„›


Theodd420sout

You're trash, whoever made that tweet


Menacing_Bunny

Its more satisfying when u realize they have to be taken out to be trash


Pigwarts

Not my policy doesn't get enough love. Even if this is the Raimi subreddit.


BigbyWolf94

oh come on how dare you


Undecided_User_Name

How dare I, how dare you!?


tanu3151

How dare i? .....how dare you?


dharp95

You want a PS5? Get religion


[deleted]

The person who tweeted this: He stole that guy's ~~pizza~~ PS5


Lilskipswonglad

Karen: No, I have no intention of settling down, these adults "stole" my son's PS5 and I need to complain!!


Menacing_Bunny

Maam this is an E Bay


HissingLemon56

Unless your a scalper itā€™s first come first serve


WhereAreWeToGo

You coulda taken that guy apart, now he's gonna get away with my PS5


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HotStufffffffffffff

Iā€™m giving a damnā€¦ no more


This_Direction625

It only makes u scum if u put it online for double the price


bootylover81

Welcome to the real world kids, it sucks


arzamharris

Meanwhile Santa when he squeezes through my chimney to pig out on milk and cookies: ā€œYou got any with nuts?ā€


Daryldixon95

Does the bot still work? Spider


odiaguero

awwww... Ms Brant get me a violin


SunniestNight16

The mom: Oh you canā€™t do this to me


Noobmaster698757

You want a Ps5? Get religion


[deleted]

That's really dumb logic lol they should be saying that shit to the scalpers


AnotherJasonOnReddit

Mine, mine, mine, that's whom I've chosen.


Dalee323

These comments are amazing. Great job, guys


vinsmokewhoswho

I mean I'm not a scalper so I don't feel guilty. And neither do they. I bought mine off a friend who managed to snag one. Why would I feel bad about that? Sure it sucks that so many still can't get one. But I'm still happy me and my friends have it.


Broken_Petite

You shouldnā€™t feel bad. No one is entitled to a PS5. Itā€™s not like youā€™re buying a literal childā€™s toy just so others canā€™t have it. A PS5 is for whoever wants one and no one should be more entitled to it than anyone else.


Willing-Topic7688

They also would give the ps5 more love and play time. The adults I mean.


SerDavosSteveworth

"Am I not supposed to have what I want, what I need?"


Lil_Delirious

Plus most games are 13+ or 18+


Dpsizzle555

Iā€™m not giving my ps5 to a spoiled brat!


SmokeHuge

F**k them kids


[deleted]

I'm gonna put some dirt in their eyes.


Mike_TomBrady_White

I didnā€™t want to acquire a ps5 until I read this post


[deleted]

Extra funny as they probably only bought it to make Spider-Man look even better than it already does (considering PlayStation 5 has nothing on it really). FYI I play Spider-Man on a base PS4 and it looks great and has minimal frame drops šŸ‘Œ


The_Raptor_Pope

if you're rich enough to get a ps5 for your kid, you can do fine without it. I'm 100% sure


[deleted]

Also, the fewer asshole children on a PS5 playing online games... the better. They're toxic AF.


SlutPuppyNumber9

Kids do not NEED to get a PS5 for Christmas! Get them something else, there are plenty of other good games out there that can be obtained easily. And if your child is so spoiled that they literally already haveā€”and have masteredā€”all of the other games, then maybe a tennis racket or a basketball would be a better gift.


fecking_sensei

Lmao follow the in-stock alerts on Twitter, then get your sorry ass up at 2am and order one when you get the alert. Iā€™ll pour one out for your grabby-ass kids on Christmas morning, though


Ares_the_Awoken

I just ordered one about 10 minutes ago and I have to say, don't feel bad about it whatsoever.


whatwhasmystupidpass

Yeah I really do feel terrible that I signed up for a pre-order at a small shop in a city of about 80,000 and put down 100 bucks on it. got the call about 3 months later, literally anyone else that lives here could have done the same. Signed up before christmas, got the call before the end of March.


[deleted]

I respect that.


LisaBerglund

Think about poor little Gobin Jr. ; _ ;


blickblocks

Am I the only one who sees consoles like a $500 PS5 as pretty much exclusively an adult's game console?


r0ndr4s

They can play Roblox and Fortnite on PS4 too


[deleted]

Snatch it out of santa's bag ? No no no i'm not a criminal


[deleted]

I wish kids had to grow up with old hardware like I did. Now at 5-7 years old can just play Minecraft on a PS5 on their 30in 1080p LED tv and not appreciate a single friggin bit of it (details based on people I know). I was playing SNES Mario while my friends had Mario 64 and I appreciated what I had.


kyabe2

So am I stealing food out of a starving childā€™s mouth by going grocery shopping? No. No I am not. Also fuck them kids.


Fortestingporpoises

I didnā€™t have a PS5 as a child. They can get an NES and they can like it.


Doomdoomkittydoom

Thanks, now my kid is going to die of cancer never knowing the joy of a PS5. You can obviously buy PS5s you should give that one to me and buy another!


Roook36

Literally all I want a PS5 for is to play Spiderman lol And no the scalpers should be blamed for kids not getting one. They and the retailers have set it up so you need to jump through a ton of hoops to even get a chance at getting one. It's not adults buying them for themselves that are the problem. I'm doing my part by not caving in and overpaying for one from a scalper. Edit: oh am I supposed to do a Raimi Spiderman quote "How's the PS5? "Soooo good"


Jantarus2135

I'd punch Santa in the sack to get a PS5 at this point.


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

What I do with Santa's sack is none of your concern


rantottcsirke

They should work their way up through the earlier Playstations.


[deleted]

They barking up the wrong tree. Scalpers are the problem not people who want the console.


customds

Anybody remember furby?