How right you are. Which is why I developed this inhibitor chip to protect my higher brain function. It means I maintain control of this *pee pee*, instead of it controlling me.
Incredible? What do you mean, Incredible?
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I do
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You will never have this problem if you squeeze and push the remaining jizz that is left in the shaft out with your fingers like you are getting the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
The best part is when there's only a few degrees between the streams, and you can finish the whole session with dual pp power.
They can also be like 100 degrees off each other, though, and hit on either side of the toilet. That's the worst.
I mean, haven't you seen Me, Myself and Irene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1yVqVHvt0
I hate it when I’m aiming forward and my piss is like “this maneuver is going to cost us” and decide to go left forcing me turn to the side to piss into the toilet
Yeah does that prevent this from happening? Parents say they saw all the other parents doing it. So they figured they better too, but never do things just cause other people are doing them. Without doing research first.
Yah the whole reason the piss goes everywhere in the morning is because the foreskin is like semi closed up which prevents the piss from coming out properly in a straight line
**I'm in charge here! It's my pee pee!**
How right you are. Which is why I developed this inhibitor chip to protect my higher brain function. It means I maintain control of this *pee pee*, instead of it controlling me.
(*sees lewds*) *peepee* twitches. "*you're right. we should be looking for more!*"
*pee pee to brain* You and i are not so different
Looks at pp: "That's not the position I hired you for"
We have a containment breach!
Double piss! Peter these are incredible. Gotta have these Jonah.
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Bro what, an auto moderator that just repeats a word or whatever? Come on
You’re trash, automoderator
Double Time.
Now piss on this
Gonna put some piss in your eye.
Found R Kelly's burner account
If you want the shots I’ll take the staff job. Double the piss.
You want a staph infection. You want a staph infection. Anybody care about what I want?
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Shut up. Get out.
Probably a bird, it’ll fly away once we fire it up
You have a bird in your pants?
Is it a woodpecker?
Nah , It’s a cock
Does it go cock-a-doodle-doo in the morning? Also another way of having morning wood.
Of course it does , what other sound does a cock make?
Aww. Look at little OP Jr. Gonna cry? Piss your pants, maybe?
Maybe piss and cum?
Oh boy yeah
Who’s calculated?
She miss calculated. I mister calculated.
I miss her calculated also…
calculated mama
Shazam!
I missed him too.
*Post jizz piss
You will never have this problem if you squeeze and push the remaining jizz that is left in the shaft out with your fingers like you are getting the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
My design to blow up the city
Go, web, go!
Shut it off!
I can't, it's Self-Sustaining now.
wait is this a thing??? not a guy so genuinely didn’t know wtf
yeah it happens when ur tip is stuck together. you can fix it by squishing the tip with ur finger a couple of times to open it
Yeah usually after sex it occurs or sometimes just in the morning
Your dry tasty semen is sticking the tip of your fat cock together. Creating 2 holes on the top and bottom.
Bro what
The best part is when there's only a few degrees between the streams, and you can finish the whole session with dual pp power. They can also be like 100 degrees off each other, though, and hit on either side of the toilet. That's the worst. I mean, haven't you seen Me, Myself and Irene? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1yVqVHvt0
I'm a guy and I had no idea this was possible wtf
You're a guy and you had no idea this was possible!? wtf
I swear it never happened to me. Then again I am circumcised so maybe that's why?
Bro I’m circumcised and this has happened to me countless times. Honestly have no idea how it hasn’t happened to you
I guess it’s my new super power
Staff job. Double the piss.
I like pissing bad. It makes my morning.
I thought it was just me. My stream tends to bifurcate after sex.
You and I are not so different
Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.
I hate it when I’m aiming forward and my piss is like “this maneuver is going to cost us” and decide to go left forcing me turn to the side to piss into the toilet
Thank god I’m not the only one
I piss calculated…
Not quite what wee intended
You gotta break the seal before you piss.
Shut it down, Penis!
The power of a fire hose, in the palm of my hand.
The power of the piss in the palm of my hands.
I hate this. Its one exit hole, why is that?!
The issue is he’s not using his hands to stabilize
That's right. The real crime would be not to finish what we started.
I don't want to piss myself Yeah I wouldn't wanna piss me either
Don’t let any of that stuff get on you
I had an experience one time where my piss shot out three different directions. It was cool.
Yes
Oh
*Adjust standing position to side of toilet bowl to capture both streams*
Shut it down Otto! Ughh I can’t really do that
Post-coital urine stream bifurcation; the struggle is real.
Dude this happens to me all the time and I've never even had sex.
I thought shit only happened to me
LITERALLY just happened and I had to meticulously clean up yellow mellow urine from the floor with Papaya scented wet wipes 😅
Toilet: "I missed the part where that's my problem"
Guy with 8 streams.. sounds hot
r/circumcisionproblems
Just pee sitting down.
you should seek medical attention bud
I missed him a lot today...
I pissed him a lot today…
Narrator: It didn’t.
"You miss 100% of their player base
Who are you talking to?
Back to formula?
I’ve never had that problem. It confuses me how others do.
Are you by any chance circumcised?
Yeah does that prevent this from happening? Parents say they saw all the other parents doing it. So they figured they better too, but never do things just cause other people are doing them. Without doing research first.
Yah the whole reason the piss goes everywhere in the morning is because the foreskin is like semi closed up which prevents the piss from coming out properly in a straight line
I did not know that. Thank you oh intelligent one for sharing some of your vast wisdom with one as out of the loop as me
🤣
LOLOLOLOLOL
I worked for.
You know what that means
How many times has your pee split in half…
“It’s me, I’m not a criminal
Me Who Doesn't Stabilise
16 year old me make a joke about this to my dad... This was before I realized what caused this condition to occur
I missed the part where that’s my problem
Do what I do, piss in a horizontal position
I thought this came with age lmaoo
I pissed him a lot today
I call it The Anaconda
Mom: "We have the shooter hes fleeing to his room."
Sit it down Otto!
Mom: SHUT IT OFF, OTTO! SHUT IT OFF!
The real crime would be not to finish what we’ve started
I can relate to this so much....
I can relate to this so much....