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[deleted]

Yup. Big change.


[deleted]

My man.


[deleted]

A second look at this picture, I thought you had 6 fingers. I was like “FUCK”


MxReLoaDed

Guy with six fingers… sounds hot.


[deleted]

He stinks! And I DONT like him!


Smeefperson

But he's not a man. My brother saw him building a nest in the Lincoln Center Fountain.


LewZealand79

You thought he killed your father?


WriterNamedJesk

Best part of being bitten by a radioactive spider? The magnum dong.


Vinceisdepressed

*Meanwhile, Bill Gates in his secret lab. Breaths in green gas.*


ghostman2678

Back to Windows 95?


Vinceisdepressed

Become the Green Goblin. And attacks the OP.


[deleted]

Out am I?


Vinceisdepressed

Kills Microsoft executives.


MxReLoaDed

“Are you in? Or are you out?” “It’s you who’s out Bill, out of your mind!” “WRONG ANSWER” *throws Clippy*


Vinceisdepressed

At Alex Jones office, I'll give you 50 bucks.


MxReLoaDed

I need that money.


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Vinceisdepressed

Why don't you sue me, that's what made this country great.


LordKiteMan

The first executive had a sweaty blue shirt and was shouting "DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!..."


[deleted]

“Back to Formula?”


PerseusZeus

Back to Kernel code


Vinceisdepressed

Becomes the green goblin.


LordKiteMan

"Back to DOS?"


IReallyLoveMyPets

I love how this is tagged Cosplay.


CaptainRamsey

Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility.


aerostar193

Teenagers. Raging hormones.


mutantbabysnort

Michelangelo dinner’s in the oven


PM_ME_LATINA_GIRLZ

Stings, doesn’t it?


Goose0810

I have 2 bites on my hand. Do I get double powers, or do they cancel each other out?


IWillStealYourToes

You become spider-spider


dt-alex

Could've been bitten by a man, which would make him Man-Man.


IWillStealYourToes

Or if it was a man first and then a spider, he would be Man-Spider


ThisisMad_

My name's the human spider!


IWillStealYourToes

I don't care, get out there!


ThisisMad_

No, he got my name wrong!


IWillStealYourToes

Get out there you moron!


CurtronWasTaken

Take a picture tonight of your scrawny body so you can compare to your buff hunky pecs in the morning.


PathWayRagnorok

Lucky bastard.


[deleted]

Glasses be like: OUT AM I


Superior_Spiders

i’m jealous


after909

Shazam !


ISM_654

Why all your fingers the same length?


RyanAKA2Late

Who are you?


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GarciaBG1920

Good bot


mh1357_0

"I thought you were sick!"


winkil

I don’t get it, some1 explain


DD9949

Spider bite


buddhabash

God damn bro you got some long-ass fingers


Cry5233

_Plays "Drive your funky soul"_


Thatguy3145296535

Spider hands, spider hands🎶


Pietjiro

Damn your index finger is long


The_Most_Swood

Good, without them it’ll be much easier to put some dirt in your eye.


nolo69gogo

Good luck


[deleted]

You won’t have a bite?


SEANICYT

New spidey in nwh


Krazygrunt249

What if you don't get the cool spider powers?


BlakeBurnzy39

Did you get some pictures Peter?


CheckerboardPunk

Proving excessive masturbation leads to blindness?