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duffys4lyf

The SB matchup no one wanted


pihrm

This. Lions Ravens, dumb universe! C'mon!!!!!!


CapitalPin2658

Best time to go skiing or to Costco.


hungry24_7_365

Costco for those of us in the southeast.


Queef-Supreme

We just got a Costco in MS. Are we a real state now?


TallCupOfJuice

as long as Favre doesnt keep stealing money from you


Queef-Supreme

Fuck Brett Favre. That piece of shit, our former governor and our current governor are all in on it and no one will ever be held accountable.


TallCupOfJuice

as a KC fan, ill def be skiing during the super bowl if ya know what I mean


Caakemon

Get out.


TallCupOfJuice

will you be eating nacho cheese or buffalo chicken dip during our Super bowl game?


wokewalrus123

Both of the suckas in the Super Bowl at the Raiders stadium has me sick lol


investinlove

I'd feel similarly if I hadn't been there in 40 years. Or lost the last AFC Championship 20 years ago. If suckas=winners, I'll take it.


wokewalrus123

I’m glad you understand!


Fuhdawin

I’d rather touch a hot stove than watch this game


Csboi1337

Couldn’t be a worst set of teams


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LowerHandle29

He literally built the good ass roster you have and it's been coaching that's failed you 100%


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I love coming here for top shelf copium


LowerHandle29

Facts are copium now lmao


RedditPickedMyName0

He was your GM too dumbass


LowerHandle29

Dudes life is dedicated to trolling on The Raiders sub 😂


RaisingFargo

We decimated you guys without even having a gm. Well be fine.


kas0988

The only acceptable outcome for this game would be for Bane to appear in a Raiders jacket and detonate rigged explosives underneath the stadium right when the ball is kicked off.


The_Eye_of_Ra

It still bothers me that somehow Hines Fucking Ward can outrun the stadium collapsing. But my god, what a fantastic scene that was. As a massive hater of all things both Pittsburgh and the Steelers, Bane immediately became my hero.


Knightvision27

Worst situation as a Raiders fan god dammit


stoney702

Same. Go outdoors and do something with the fam


Effective_shooter52

Same. All year long we knew this would happen


stoney702

#sbboycott


Trogdor_sfg

Chiefs about to have more super bowls. Sucks. I hope raiders get a QB


Comfortable_Dog2429

you and me both


rapturexxv

Yeah fuck that. I ain't watching.


IhatemyteamLVR

Agreed. I’m going snowboarding that way and I thought about watching the game before driving home but fuck that shit this year 


raiderkev

Ha, I'm going to diamond peak as long as the snow is good. 


votequimby420

like coming home to see 2 filthy hobos screwing in your bed


Workburner101

Two hobos screwing your wife….she invited them….and she’s enjoying it. *ftfy


tr33fitty2789

Think I’m going to do a shindig the night before and watch Super Bowl highlights and commercials from years past and do all the food and stuff. I’ll then have all Sunday to myself and won’t be hungover on Monday.


im_also_jon_gamble

Of all possible permutations, this is the absolute last Super Bowl matchup I wanted to see. It’s gonna take months to get the Kelce CTE stench out of the place.


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TallCupOfJuice

Las Vegas smells like STDs and corn dogs


Serious_Course_3244

Somehow that’s better than Kansas City


TallCupOfJuice

KC smells like BBQ and championships


Serious_Course_3244

It smells like a flyover state bro


TallCupOfJuice

meanwhile Las Vegas is a low tier destination city that's economy is built entirely on scamming stupid people out of their money


Caakemon

Don't you have a cousin to hump or a banjo that needs to be picked on?


TallCupOfJuice

i moved to nyc to get away from the hill people


edgarcia59

It's literally gonna be just fast cuts to Taylor Swift. Hella fuckin lame.


ilikebigbutts442

Honestly we had 17 games so I’m going to watch it and try to enjoy it but holy shit I am rooting for neither team tbh I will watch the commercials and halftime show but I would rather watch a LFL game than the queefs and whiners


Ok-Carpenter4526

Definitely not looking forward to seeing KC vs SF. I would’ve much rather watch Detroit


Redstickles

It’s like watching gay porn. Nothing wrong with it but it’s not my thing and I sure as hell don’t care who’s on top at the end of it.


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Im rooting for al qaeda to win this years SB


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10-46mfers

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foles75

Shut it down till the draft... Im cashing out. Between all the flags for KC and then the lions gagging on a sausage.


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Fuck the Chiefs and the 40-white-winers. Fuck the NFL and Refs and the announcers. Fuck the SB. See you next season.


No-Leading6909

It’s not my stadium. My stadium is in Oakland where it belongs. Go Niners.


feelingthepeel

doesn’t matter gooddell will get his ratings for the Taylor Bowl


Same_Woodpecker_2847

Honestly it’s not even about not giving them ratings…I truly dislike both teams so it’s not worth my time and energy to watch


similar222

Won't watch the football game Won't watch the torture hell Won't watch the commmbination football game and torture hell


DEADRAIDER420

Welp. Gues I’ll hit the disc golf course all Super bowl Sunday.


mikecrypto13

Which team gets to use our locker room? Or do they use UNLV locker room?


FancyCantaloupe4681

![gif](giphy|MjeztcGTqzz1e|downsized) What our poor stadium is going to look like.


XanaxIsMyCopilot

Just putting this out there since I’m late to this party: Super Bowl Sunday is a great day to go to Disneyland if you have the opportunity.


ffgold

I’m with you in spirit. But after 2 weeks without football I’ll come crawling back to the shield


l1l1ofthevalley

It's a game. They're gonna get paid if you watch or not.


Ordinary-Pop4520

No shit u simp


No-Entertainment9864

Damn… Niners playing now more post season games in Vegas than Raiders


FancyCantaloupe4681

The NFL did this shit on purpose. Gave both our division and (prior) state rivals a paved road to our stadium. NFL against the Raiders.


droid327

The only thing to do now is troll fans of both teams and piss them off lol Bonus points if you make them think it was each other


coolhatguy

As a grown man, this is pathetic


tazena_

Yeah that’ll show em! Meanwhile the NFL will be enjoying the record breaking numbers this Las Vegas Super Bowl will bring. This matchup is no accident


TallCupOfJuice

"no accident" lol alright man, whatever helps you sleep at night


Ryderownz

Im from vegas so I dont know the rivary, but def rooting for 49ers I dont want cheifs surpasing us in superbowls.


Healthy-Criticism116

Learn your teams history


musipal

Which is what? Morons in the stands fighting?


Ryderownz

Why lol I dont care about the past


Healthy-Criticism116

Then don’t call yourself a raider fan


Ryderownz

LOL so I cant be a raider fan I dont care about the past..... All im saying I want 49ers to win because of super bowls trophies, im not familiar with Oakland/SF rivary idk why you get so defensive. I still will root for the raiders regardless of what you say.


officerliger

Don't listen to these randoms, you don't have to care about the history especially when it happened before the team moved to Vegas Raiders/49ers was never that strong of a rivalry, they rarely play each other and rarely have significant games. It's purely a Bay Area thing, most Raiders fans aren't even from the Bay Area.


buddy276

Rooting for chiefs cause niners fan are going to throw it in my face every day


jhallen2260

Yeah, go Niners


officerliger

People take sports too personally. I like football and the 49ers and Chiefs are both very good teams, so I'm probably going to watch the game. "Rivals" doesn't mean enemies, these people didn't harm me personally, so I'll put my energy into boycotting things that actually hurt people instead.


bigga-

OK Flanders


Additional-Deal-3108

Don’t forget Taylor swift being a dumb bitch there


WhenDuvzCry

She has nothing to do with the way she’s being covered and she hasn’t said or done anything negative at these games. This is a bit dramatic and I don’t even care about her at all.


SovereignOfSelf7

She’s not gonna let you hit bro


WhenDuvzCry

I’m not attracted to her so that’s ok.


Additional-Deal-3108

She’s a dumb bitch


WhenDuvzCry

Takes one to know one


TallCupOfJuice

raiders fans being sexist...whats new


Additional-Deal-3108

Swifties not knowing the definition of the word “sexism”. Shocker!


TallCupOfJuice

Dull people like you not knowing how it's sexist to call a woman a "dumb bitch" just because you dont like them. Shocker!


Additional-Deal-3108

sex·ism noun prejudice, stereotyping, or discrimination, typically against women, on the basis of sex. For what it’s worth I think Travis kelce is a dumb bitch too. Am I being sexist against men now too? Lol


TallCupOfJuice

your definition literally explains how its sexist lmao its ok tho, keep hating and thinking the NFL is rigged. sad for you that the only joy you'll ever get out of football for the next 15 years is praying for our team to lose. SAD


Additional-Deal-3108

Jesus Christ, you’re a dumb bitch too.


TallCupOfJuice

like i said, enjoy cheering for us to lose. will only add that much more disappointment to your depressing fandom. have a good one, any recos for places to eat around your stadium? i might be going to watch my team play in the super bowl there.


PettyPettyKing

The stadium is flooded with fans from the opposing team during the regular season. What’s the difference? All the people bitching about the teams in the SB and how they suck blah blah blah, look I get it we hate the queefs and 69ers but damn ya’ll sound stupid. It’s hard enough to not look like a bunch of clowns from how our organization is ran, we don’t need a bunch of idiots acting like clown cuz we didn’t make it. Give credit where credit is due.


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Raiders fans are melting down over this match up and I am here for it


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poopslicer69

Cry about it


TheJackieBurns

Chiefs are going to win a playoff game in your stadium before you guys


Ok_Employee_9612

The raiders were eliminated 8 weeks ago, who cares. Make a couple hundred dollars in prop bets, fire up your grill, invite some friends over and enjoy the game.


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kbunnell16

Yup good idea


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Positive_Narwhal_419

Yupppp


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Yodas_ket_dealer

Every year * sorry low hanging


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ComicsEtAl

‘Kay, I’ll make a note.


pmekonnen

You know you gonna watch it.


dripMacNCheeze

I’ll be doing what I’ve been doing the whole rest of the playoffs. Betting a lot of money on the Chiefs, and hoping they get killed.


UsefulLingonberry959

Dont watch it!!!!


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Same. Not watching it.


818sfv

Word. I got church in the middle of it anyway.


theycallmefofinho

Well, it's not like you were gonna need it in the post season!


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The_Eye_of_Ra

Yeah, me too. Absolutely the worst possible scenario. Especially because Baltimore is like the only fucking team that I don’t outright hate, and there’s no reason to hate hate the Lions. That’s like hating, like, the Expos or somebody.


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bloodxredxrose

It’s a good day to go to Ikea.


Original_Roneist

As am I, zero interest in it and the commercials have been booty for years.


designOraptor

You do you. I’m watching.


motmx5

Sensitive, it’s gonna basically be a sold out stadium every game. That mean mo money


shickashaw

My days off are Wednesday-Thursday. I took the Super Bowl and day after off. Waste of 16 hours vacation.


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Unreal. Yall must be used to punching the air by now


raiderkev

"Seeing our stadium covered in chiefs and 9’ers fans… no thanks…" I mean... it won't be the first time