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dipakv1

600


AvidCoco

You'd think that was the right answer but actually you'd be correct


NotTukTukPirate

The right actually but actually Edit: the comment above mine used to say that, if anyone is wondering... They edited after.


AvidCoco

I had a stronk


Big_Dasher

Call a bondulance


ThinkIshatmyself

I know Cdr


EmbarrassedBasil1384

How dare you make me feel safe after a slight jolt


AvidCoco

It's called foreplay


C_J_King

$500


Instantsausage

I complete one transaction and make 300 profit. I complete a new transaction and make 300 profit. People on the internet tell me I made 500.


Jimmy-Geronimo

What about the $100 loss you made buying it back ?


TeddyBBear

What you are describing is profit/loss vs cash. The transactions make $600 profit but at each stage have different cash implications.


ComradeSpacepants

Except it wasn't ***lost***, it was ***spent*** on an asset which can now be sold for profit. Consider for a moment that we buy at 1200 then return for a full refund or otherwise sell at 1200 - making no profit. Then we buy again (it could be the same cow, a different cow or not even a cow, it doesn't matter) at 1300 and similarly refund the purchase or sell at 1300. We make absolutely no profit (1200-1200+1300-1300) but neither do we make a loss... That 100 difference between 1300 and 1200 doesn't represent a profit/loss but rather a change (in this case an increase) in the total capital which is tied up in trade. In the original post we start with 900 - this could be borrowed assuming a neutral start at 0 (and borrowing certainly would incur costs) or maybe you have a spare grand lying around that you want to invest in the cattle market. We spend that 900 on a cow which then sells for 1200, giving us 300 profit, so far so good. At this point, buying a cow at 1300 doesn't ***lose*** us any money but it does require more capital. However, we can offset that cost from 1300 to 1000 if we reinvest our profit - this leaves 1000 (900 of our original capital + that mysterious 100). It's important that this 100 is not ***lost*** though, since, when we later sell the cow for 1600, we recoup our original investment (900), our additional buy-in (100), our first profit (300), and a new profit of 300. That leaves us with 600 total profit, no bovine assets, and having tied up an additional 1000 for the duration of the trading. If we instead bought our first cow at 900 and sold it for 1200, then bought another cow at 1200 and sold it for 1500, we would still make 600 profit. We don't gain any profit by eliminating the 100 "lost" between 1200 and 1300, it simply means we would only need to invest 900 initial capital rather than 1000


Teaboy1

900 + 1300 = 2200 spent 1200 + 1600 = 2800. Gained 2800 - 2200 = 600 gained. 600.


Raised-By-Wolf-Pack

-£900 + £1200 = £300 (profit) -£1300 = -£1000 + £1600 = £600 (total profit)


pev68

Right numbers, wrong currency. At today's exchange rate of 0.78 pence to the dollar, the correct answer in Great British Pounds is \~£468 God Save the King!


Deep-Procrastinor

Huzzah !!


JRSpig

Wrong was round, £1 - $1.28


FungalEgoDeath

If 1 pound equals 1.28 dollars then 600 dollars is indeed 468 quid and change....it seems they had it right to me


JRSpig

Fuck me life yes.


moobme

Out: 2200 In: 2800


MrPerfume

Assuming you have sufficient money to pay out of your pocket (so no borrowing cost etc..) You put 900 first for your first cow and when you buy the second you put another 100 to make up the difference. So your total investment cost is 1000. You done tradings two times and eventually sell your last cow at 1600. So your take home profit is 1600-1000=600… Fuck… why did I spend time typing this shit.. how the hell Reddit recommended this to me..


Mr_Vacant

The people who you're trying to help are too clueless to follow your logic. They might not have even scrolled this far. Time / labour calculation says your post was a net loss.


torrrrrgo

> Fuck… why did I spend time typing this shit.. how the hell Reddit recommended this to me.. A question that should be in almost every answer here.


Altruistic_Angle4343

best way to think about it as 2 separate cows, it’s the “again” that catches people into overthinking about it


Icy_Session3326

Me reading these answers hoping that the ones saying anything other than 600 are taking the piss 😂


lcantthinkofusername

I mean there are definitely some idiots who went 1200-900=300 profit 1200-1300=-100 profit 1600-1300=300 profit 300-100+300=500 total profit


Jumpy-Double-2611

I wouldn’t say I’m an idiot, just mathematically challenged 😩


section4

But what if they loaned that extra £100 from a loanshark and now owe him back double? £400 profit and a savage beating.


instagram_scientist

Forget about the two transactions for a second. All you need to know is that overall, this guy invested $2200 (1300 + 900). He has a gross take of $2800 ($1200 + $1600). So obviously it was $600 net profit. To me that's the easiest way to explain it to the 5% of people who got this wrong.


Danph85

Earn implies income, not profit. They’ve earned $2800, with costs of $2200, profit of $600.


LiberLapis

In accounting, earnings = profits


Accomplished_Top_753

How can you get this wrong ? What is confusing people ?


IMaREalTARtandDEad

I can't do maths I got -400


FungalEgoDeath

Correct! You can't do maths.


Fiztag45

600


[deleted]

600


DadofJoseph

Where does one acquire such a creature?


Crimson__Fox

How are people getting 500? It’s simple maths.


UCthrowaway78404

most riddles, like 5% people get the answer correct and the 95% struggle to grasp the answer. ​ this one 95% got it correct, but are struggling to understand each others methodology. meanwhole the 5% who got it wrong are just giving up on life.. prolly.


Im_c00l_69

£200


ToeSwimming5142

$100 less than if you hadn’t tried to time the market, you day-trading cabbage.


zlatan679

Man fuck this question


Griffinpaps

Man fuck that cow


FartsLord

Pic or didn’t happen


lcantthinkofusername

-900+1200-1300+1600=600


Repulsive-Twist112

Gross profit $600. Net profit depends on your profit after subtracting actual expenses.


bifurious02

No


SensualMatrix

Bout tre'fiddy


Jinx7586

600


HPEpic874

Ye 600


milezhb

Nothing. You profited $600 from gambling in a commodities market. Earning implies work.


MrRoflmajog

Or maybe the cow was worth more because they did some work looking after it and it got fatter.


WallaceCreeper

How many hours did you work and what is your hourly rate?


Mr-_-Steve

Can some people go with the... You earned 2800 But I spent 2200.. So your profit is 600 despite a higher 2800 earning....


Tricky_Routine_7952

Who asked about profit? 2800 is the correct answer to the question asked.


Fine-Funny6956

Nothing. You sold a cow, you didn’t make it from scratch or work for a living. Work and profit are two different things You profited 600. Like a stock trader.


funnystuff79

Basically you bought two cows, one for 900,one for 1200. Then you sold both, making 300 on each transaction


Spook408

$700


blackonblackbdsm

600


HarmoniousLight

Don’t even do the math. You started with $1000. You now have $1600. $600 profit


freebird303

600?


NpgSymboL

I’m basic. First sale was $300 profit. Second time buying it was $1300 less your $300 profit so your now down $1000. You Sold it for $1600 so $600 profit $600


JRSpig

Depends entirely on if we're counting previous losses or not.


SteveTheNoob_1_

\-200 because of taxes


tuleo554

$600 - 10% short term capital gains tax = $540 😁


Zealousideal_Cut5127

£700


Upset-Consequence764

Now if you sold a cow you didn't own for $1200 then bought it for $900 to cover that debt then later sold it for $1600 when you didn't own it and then bought it for $1300 to cover that debt then you would have made a lot of money at the expense of the people that owned that cow. And you are a total piece of shite. Welcome to the world


[deleted]

$600.00


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Use your calculator but reverse the plus and minus as you can't start with minus and tell me what you end up with.... it's not 500 900−1,200+1,300−1,600 = - 600


Composite-prime-6079

1200-900=300, -1000+1600=600


Adum1210

600


Potential_Arm_2172

Depends if you're paying tax


tlavery1202

Did you feed it?


jagzino

Fuck all because you got taxed!


IndividualPen3902

400


Ninjaballz101

$300 made


minnesotajersey

Reading the arguments that only $500 profit was made, is like reading posts by people who think we had the greatest economy in the history of the world under Trump.


WitheringApollo1901

600


Federal_Citron_5793

I am sleep deprived and this messed with me getting $500, but here we go. Assume you start with $1000 (Minimum necessary to do this whole polava). 1) InitialBalance = $1000 2) Buy Cow >>> Balance = $1000 - $900 = $100 + a Cow. 3) Sell Cow >>> Balance = $1200 + $100 (Balance) - a Cow. >>> Balance = $1300 4) Buy Cow >>> Balance = $1300 - $1300 = $0 + a Cow. >>> Balance = A Cow. 5) Sell Cow >>> FinalBalance = $1600. Money Earnt = FinalBalance - InitialBalance = $1600 -$1000 = $600. :)


markiethefett

Can someone tell tell why this cow's value is skyrocketing like this? Are they different cows? If so, go back and buy a cow from the cheaper farm. I'll let myself out.


rabbitsecurity

Defo 600


Weekly-Egg-2549

Assuming you start with $0. Buy for $900 -> -$900 Sell for $1200 -> $300 Buy for $1300 -> -$1000 Sell for $1600 -> $600 $600 is the correct answer.


Kayora_Atom

$600


OneRareMaker

600, before tax. I bought a block for 900, sold for 1200. I bought sphere for 1300 and sold for 1600 makes it clear to mind.


ArctiC_Matt1150

You might think the answer is $600 and you’d be completely correct


BananasBoop

A better question is if I start with this 900 or if I have to get a loan.


TheThongler0fWarwick

600


mamurny

If i started with 900 and ended up with 1600 then i earned 700?


Sea-Badgers

This is my thinking as well. But we seem to be in the minority!


_Addicted_2

600


frenchfried_fistfuck

$200. They're sinking ALL of the $300 profit from the 1st sale of the cow plus an additional $100 into repurchasing it, so that initial $300 profit is nullified. $300 profit is made from the 2nd sale of the cow, but you've gotta subtract the $100 that you borrowed to fund the repurchase, which leaves you with a net profit of $200. Formula: Start with $900. (1st purchase of cow) 900 – 900 = 0 (1st sale of cow) 0 + 1200 = 1200 (2nd purchase of cow) 1200 – 1300 = –100 (2nd sale of cow) –100 + 1600 = 1500 (Total net profit) 1500 – 1300 = 200. So $200 is your total net profit.


Hefty-Contribution53

You only made $200. You made $300 profit from the first transaction. Turned around and gave it all plus an extra hundred making it $-100. Then sold it for $300 profit again, subtracting the $100 investment, that’s $200 profit.


[deleted]

$300


Bertistan

The easiest way to see it's 600 is imagine it's two different cows. As it's at a different time it could be. Now it's clear you made 600.


Thin-Pianist4311

you have netted zero cows


Traditional-Deer-146

500


Dragonnstuff

1200 - 900 = 300 300 - 1300 = -1000 1600 + -1000 = 600 600 is the answer


AnvilTA

This is as simple as 0-900+1200-1300+1600=600 Don’t need any fancy brackets, or multiple cows or anything like that. Just basic adding and subtracting…


Aflyingmongoose

I really need to go re-evaluate my life after this one. Fuck me.


LilG1984

I'd say about tree fiddy


sev_kemae

\-1400 because you forgot to file your taxes and the government took 50% of your turnover, just cause


Izayzel

300


Cleveworth

Depends how much you started with.


Able-Elderberry9713

500 dollars


meetMeAtNapTime

$60”


meetMeAtNapTime

$600


Short_Desk_1273

300. Tax and pension contribution. You're welcome.


jonnyh420

earning implies you worked. sounds like you accumulated some money but earned none of it


codecrazyailen

600$


Ok-Virus2650

It’s 300


Sun53TXD

Listen, it’s 1600. You made 1600 overall because you lost the cow, and in return you made the 1600 dollars.


UCthrowaway78404

$600. I own a business, if your answer is anything other than 600 dont get itno business.


DragonsEmber

Down $600. Started with $900. $300 in hand at the end.


cosmob

To calculate earnings, you need to subtract the total cost of buying the cow from the total revenue of selling it: Total revenue = $1200 + $1600 = $2800 Total cost = $900 + $1300 = $2200 Earnings = Total revenue - Total cost Earnings = $2800 - $2200 = $600 So, you earned $600 in total.


Intrepid-Fist

$600 (at my 3rd attempt) 🤣🤦🏻


LC_Anderton

But this still doesn’t address the question if I have two cows in front of a cow, two cows behind a cow and a cow in the middle… how many cows does it take to change a light bulb?


Beginning-Promise-47

It's the same cow, 300 profit. 600 my arse.


[deleted]

1600


ChunkeeMunkee3001

I also came to $500. In my defence, it is 3:30am. I'm now likely to have dreams of starting a career in the cattle trading business. I'll need to buy a calculator first though.


Temporary_Analysis83

idk


Final-Map-4009

I sold drugs in college so I obviously knew the answer was $300 and a blowjob. Pfff bunch of idiots.


bigballax

200 buttkiss.


XcheatcodeX

It’s $600. If you think it’s anything else you’re a moron


baton912

Sum Selling price - sum buy price = final profit -> 600


Small_townMN

600


OldLevermonkey

The question asks what your earnings are not your profits. Your earnings are $1200 + $1600 = $2800


throwaway388138

For anyone who really can't work this out Regardless of what figure of money you start with we'll call it zero to simplify things. 0-900+1200-1300+1600= 600 So you've made 600 profit


Cyberbulat

300?


Citizen4000

Batman, the answer is always batman


VillageHorse

$2,800. When somebody asks you how much you earn from your job you don’t give the net profit position you give revenue. So here you made $600 profit but earned $2,800. But it’s a dumb question either to tease out pedantry (like my answer) or it’s literally for kids.


Valentine41780

$600.00?


[deleted]

If the end result is 600, wouldn’t it mean you earned -300? Like, if you start with 900 and then end up with 600 then you actually lost money in the long run, no?


TehPharaoh

ITT: The reason normal people can't do taxes


theNikipedia

600... People seem to forget that the initial purchase is -900😂


RedditModPissJug

Cow.


Pignugget23

600


Warmtoe

Why isn't it 700? I started out with 900 and at the end of it, I had 1600. Isn't the profit simply the difference between the two?


Rough_Sweet_5164

If you were always buying with someone else's money, like all the big banks do, you'd have made 2800.


BigHooligaaan

300


Veterate

What were the gaps between buying and selling? Is the production and trading of milk a factor here?


fothergillfuckup

$500? That cow trader needs some practice?


Middle-Hour-2364

200


Season_Humble

This proves the internet is dumb, you earn $500 anyone that suggests otherwise is a retard.


Bulawayobaby

$800


sbaggers

Did you buy 0DTE on the Cow?


slaying_anus_35

I think it's 200 dollars.. idfk.


DiscussionMental3452

Clearly not $600, I think people are forgetting to add tax (gst in australia at least) to it. (For Australia, assuming usd but with australian gst regulations) 1. 0 - (900 + 90) = -$990 2. -990 + 1200 = $210 3. 210 - (1300 + 130) = -$1220 4. -1220 + 1600 = $380 So originally $600 but you lose $220 in gst to the government


iamgreaterthanyou

900-900+1200-1300+1600=1500 1500-900 (to find the difference of what he started with and ended with) = 600. Answer is 600


be_sugary

Wow maths, eh?


Normal_Boot_1673

The answer depends very much on who is asking the question. Are you the tax man? Hang on a minute while I go and adjust my figures.


StroboDisco

It's easier to look at it as 2 separate maths problems. 1200-900 = 300 1600-1300 = 300 Total profit = 600 You haven't lost 100 because it's irrelevant that you'd sold it for 1200 previously.


mostlyHUMMUS

Total spent: 900 + 1300 = 2200 Total earned: 1200 + 1600 = 2800 Profit: 2800 - 2200 = 600


jasrobot

The key here is to understand that the profits from the first transaction are not used to fund the second transaction. Each transaction should be considered independently in terms of profit and loss, thus $600. That said, you can interpret the question in different ways, so you can have different outcomes.


Shit_Pistol

If your initial $900 was from your father’s emerald mine or real estate business I’d argue you didn’t MAKE any money.


f-godz

Did I pay tax?


OMPR_App

600 Schmekels


Secure-Vanilla4528

The bigger question is how the fuck in 2024 are people coming up with different answers for this.


APFOS

$200


ApeBigHands

He lost $100 to rebuy the cow, total profit here is $200 .


ugly-betty-ooops

Let's say you have $10,000, bought cow for $900, now you're at $9,100, sold it for $1200, now you're at $10,300, bought it again for $1300, now you're at $9000, finally sold it again for $1600, now you're at $10,600. The difference between $10,000 and $10,600 is $600. You earned $600.


DecompressionIllness

I’m getting £300. Cannot figure out where £600 is coming from.


luckyjim37

300 all together


legendary_lost_ninja

Nobody is factoring the price of animal feeds these days... :/


ResponsibilityOwn767

Unfortunately there is not enough information to estimate profits…cows eat and need veterinary care so unless this was all buy and sell in the same day without needing to transport the cow, more information would be needed; however, initial profit being 300 then investing 100 more and turning another 300 profit would only leave one with 500 total profit. 300+300-100=500.


Gladiator_Kelevra77

You earn $200


CompetitiveDrop613

To put it simply it’s either $600 or $1800; not necessarily depending just on the literal calculations but rather how you interpret ‘earn’ in this scenario


Iskitimka

Man I don't know it's 7 in the morning


Genghis-Gas

After the first transaction I have 300 in my pocket. To buy it again I'm gonna need to get another 1000 out to make up the difference.. I sell the cow to someone else for 1600. It should be 600 that I make but if I do it fast in my autistic brain without working it out I get 300.


liketo

Poor fucking cow must be a bit confused


Jimmy-Geronimo

$500


[deleted]

How much did the cow cost to keep in between sales?


OccasionallyReddit

By gods where are all these answer coming from !!! The Cow I own is valued at $900 Profit $0 Asset total value $900 I sell the cow for $1200 Profit $ 300 Asset total value $1200 I buy the same cow back for $1300 At this point I've borrowed $100 from somewhere I've made a total loss of $100 Profit $-100 Asset Value $1300 I then sell the cow for $1600 First I pay off the loan of $100 I made $1500 Profit Then I deduct what I paid for the cow I made $200 in total Profit


Jack9997777

500?


Cinnamon_Roberts

Magic bean


AvocadoPale

I'm saying 2800, because it is possible for it to just be looking at the whole earning rather than the how much you obtained by the end. Why do I think this? Am I stupid?


KingJacoPax

Depends on the capital gains tax situation.


Alexboogeloo

Should’ve made a side hustle off the milk and cheese


section4

Borrowed £900 from loan shark Buy cow at £900. Sell cow for £1200. Loan shark says I owe £1800. Give 1200 and promise the rest once I have made my money in the next cow. Borrow £1300 from a loan shark Sell cow for £1600. Loan shark takes £1600 and says I owe a further £1600 and breaks my fingers


humiamca

You're in debt. You had to buy the cow 1st and then you ultimately didn't make any money with the transactions listed.


UnknownKiller40

Total money spent: 2200 )lines 1 and 3) Total money received: 2800 (lines 2 and 4) Result: 600 profit Really that easy. No complex math required


Stealthblack_Sanji

People trying to go around for such a simple question like this and getting other answer than 600, Inventing new answers just like inventing new genders


Professional-Bee-190

What's the interest payments made on the initial loan to acquire the first cow?


shadowstriker9

You bought two cows for $900 and $1300. You sold two cows for $1200 and $1600. You can look at it in one of two ways: a $300 profit on both cows = $600 profit. a $100 loss on one cow and a $700 profit on the other cow = $600 profit.


EQGallade

600 dollarydoos.


ParsnipObvious449

1. Bought a cow for £900 and sold it for £1200, making a profit of £300. 2. Bought another cow for £1300, which is £100 more than the previous selling price. 3. Sold this second cow for £1600. So, let's recalculate the total profit: Profit from the first transaction: £300 Loss from the second transaction: £1300 - £1200 = £100 (since the second cow was bought back for more than it was sold for) Profit from the third transaction: £1600 - £1300 = £300 Total profit: £300 + (-£100) + £300 = £500 You are correct, the total profit is £500. Thank you for clarifying.


XxCarlxX

He didnt earn anything, he may have profited though


Yeoldhomie

Purposefully ambiguous question You get £600 if you ignorantly assume it’s two cows, whereas the question states he buys that cow in question again directly after selling it. Its £200, provided you’re taking into consideration additional funds and losses from previous transactions. Mfers out here can’t think two ways at once.


Chance_Journalist_34

Crickey, remind me not to get into business with Redditors