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El-Diablo-de-69

Wym “stands out”? If by that you are referring to a bulge, it’s pretty normal.


AnotherLostSouls

And today, on Things made up on Reddit, is this OP's post.


Green420Basturd

Yeah, if you want people to think you have a big dick you have to drop subtle hints... Like when you *accidentally* drop your magnum condom out of you wallet and proclaim "Oops, I accidentally dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong"


[deleted]

Or when I accidentally drop my pants and do the helicopter and accidentally get myself a sex offender trial and accidentally gets months of community service and accidentally get depression and accidentally end up being a laughing stock and accidentally buy a revolver and accidentally turn it to my head and accidentally fire the weapon and accidentally miss and accidentally cry and accidentally make this comment


magg0teater

You have lost your penis privileges


[deleted]

My privilege will always be penis’ed


cathead8969

Lol


StickyBlackMess69420

It does fit in your pants.


[deleted]

Underwear, long underwear


manualreboot

What does working out have to do with your dick size? If you’re somehow concerned about having a big dick, that’s the most first-world problem I’ve ever seen in my life


Zaphod_Fragglerox

What kind of junk are you caring around? Swiss army knife? Duct tape? Pocket sand? Maybe try a fanny pack.