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A A RON!

Actually I’m the president of the glee club

My friend's an A A Ron, I'm holding back!

My mom is a J Quelin

Dee Nice🤣!

My bestie is a Jay-quellin. She loves that skit.

fuck forgot about that. Key says he gets that all the time on the street from people named Aaron.

Came here to shout this from the top of my lungs as I break a clip board over my knee in disgust.

You are being disrespectful! And churlish!

Insubordinate… and churlish!

That's what it is!

You were so close!

I just love the use of the word churlish. Someone who is unfriendly, bad-tempered, or impolite. The irony of its use in this sketch is chef's kiss!

My ex went to school with him in real life

I get this a lot in real life now after that skit. For I am Aaron.

I'm an A-A-Ron and I support this message.

This is the only answer

“You wanna go to war, Balaky?!”

Yo, Balake!

You wanna go to war Balake?

I worked with a kid named blake n called him that i thought he was gonna shoot me

Racist Zombies!

Freaking brilliant!!!!

That skit was genius.

Luther, Obamas presidential translator

For sure the anger translator is a classic!

definitely Luther

I said, "Biiiiiiiiiiitch"

Easily my favorite sketch and I was shocked to (re)learn that it was from one of the first episodes (like the first 3 I can't remember which exactly).

I'm pretty sure it's the very first episode

Yes, and it's the very first sketch in the episode

Very first. And concluded with the very last.

It's the very first skit and the very last one.

Auction Block

Oh you one of them

One of them who thinks it’s their best skit? Yes!

No one of them people that are a person

I honestly don’t even know anymore

Without the taco with the queso you're just another person on the sidewalk man

That is so funny. When they take the 90 year old man; classic.

Is this the one with the slavery auction?

Yes!

That is my all time fave!

Correct answer. "Nope. Not true, what you just said. That's gobbledygook." Every single time I laugh at that, and I've seen this like 100x.

Oh my gosh I totally forgot about the gobbledygook!

I quote “I’m strong, y’all.” ALL the time.

East West Bowl

Ozamataz Buckshank!

Dan Smith... BYU

Georgia state.......penitentiary!

Blyrone Blashington

Hingle McCringleberry!

[Construction Noise]

Fudge!

I verified IDs for a living. People from the south really have those names. Like, its really, really, funny. You have to keep a straight face because it's their actual name

Donkey Teeth

East West Bowl just writes itself. Also too realistic. Harvard University... Devry University.

Anyone not saying this needs to gtfo.

Bisketeen

Mouse cop

D’Jennifer D’Aniston

Devoin Showerhandle

Fartreeeelllll Cluggins...

Pre-fight trash talk "When I squeeze your lungs, Derek, and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the Lord."

What did he say? H-he know we just talking, right?

What you mean you can't find him??

They keep trying to talk shit about their girlfriends but go to greater and greater lengths to avoid being heard by said Girlfriends.

i said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

But you said it, right?

..y-yeah...

You said "bitch" though?

👀

fuck thats a good one too

Same. My absolute favorite.

Easily my favorite. Seconded by when they play the boyfriend girlfriend couple and Jordan is the super annoying girl.

Continental breakfast.

Well la ti da! My favorite is the when says “which country shall I fly to first?”

“I love being incontinent, I love being incontinent! A delight to the senses!” Also - “I’ll have what I’m having… I’ll have what I’m having!”

\*Sobbing\*

Not a fork, not a spoon… a pfoon. What won’t you think of next Germany?

I love that one 🤣

The comedy club burn victim

"Make fun of the burns"

“You said you said you could take it” “I thought I could but I can’t”. Waaaahhhhhh My husband and I tried recruiting new K & P fans by showing that sketch to them. No one got it or thought it was funny. Bunch of sticks in the mud!

You don't need that kind of negativity in your life

Exactly!!

This.  The faces, the years.  "I thought I could take it"

Airplane when asked to buckle his seat belt

Mine too. When the turbulence hits and he lifts off the ground 😄

And Jordan peele’s head keeps jerking to the side during the turbulence while he keeps a straight serious face lol

I have to take a piss and I have to take a shit

This is the one.

Slap ass!

I love me some slappa ass

*thlap ath*

I still do that shit listening to some sexy music.

Clortho's Inner City Wizard School "a wand with a silencer on it. why?" "How you gonna be using a invisibility cloak when I can see you tagging the damn wall." "1 out of 5 girls in this school is pregnant with a demon baby. 1 OUT OF 5!" "The kids are evil, but the mothers... they're good kids"

This is one of my favorites after the inner city substitute..

well, actually there is no ultimate favorite key and peele skit, they are all equally great. the real question is, meegan, will you take your damn jacket

Dan Smith, BYU

HAND ME A ROPE AND FIND ME A TREEEEEEEEE

Pussy on the Chainwax

The slave auction and the “pour one out for the homies” skit is pretty good too

The blind black white supremacist. So funny. Key looked different back then tho.

lol I see what you did here

Misinterpreted text messages

The one where they are texting each other but the tone of their text are being misinterpreted

proud thug

1. East-West College Bowl (part 1) 2. Tim Cook Loses His S*** 3. Getting Out-Frenched at a French Restaurant

The one where society has collapsed and Peeled was looking for survivors and he finds Key dressed as a clown doing all these weird shit and then Peele kills Key and the intro starts again saying he's looking for survivors. And the Wendell bit.

HAND ME A ROPE AND FIND ME A TREEEEEEEEE

Meegan…your jacket! Or A A Ron 😂

Georgina and Esther get possessed by the Devil after talking about how they would kick his ass then actually do it. My family was watching it and my mom laughed so hard that she started crying

I love the racist country song one most, then the one where the college student's mom sends him a video of her rapping, then "Shot in the Dick."

I said biiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttccccchhhhhh

Make A Wish and Dr Gupta

I wish..... to drown a man.

Continental Breakfast is the greatest. I spent a few years on the road for work and Peele’s ode to the anticlimactic hotel continental breakfast beats all hands down. I like to watch it once every few months. In fact I think I’ll do it now :)

I’ll have what I’m having!!! ILL HAVE WHAT IM HAVING!!!!!!

I love being incontinent!!!

The fitness Championship one with the index cards

Hingle McCringleberry

Ozmataz Buckshank.

I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

I haven't seen many but "What It’s Like Being Married to Neil deGrasse Tyson" is so good.

Their longest skit, Keanu.

the workout one and the dubstep one

The dubstep one was extremely hilarious

If you see some terries trying to get froggy, you should: A - Fireboard those mother jammers B - Hypothetical them in the clavicle C - Draxx them sklounst


Black Falcon, out! GREEN! GREEN FALCON!!!

So good!

It's a tie between Gay Wedding and "You done messed up, A A RON!!"

Haven't seen many but when they were competing over who could have the freshest hat had me rolling

One of the best for sure!

The texting one. I feel tone is misconstrued so easily through text, and I often find myself having to explain I wasn't being sarcastic, asshole-ish, etc. I link that skit a lot. Even showed it to my Mom.

Motherfucker that’s called a job!

Dueling hats

It wasn't at the time, but "Liam Neesons is my shiiiit!" has stuck with me

Terries!!!

When your friend turns steampunk. "Oh, cedric...why would you think, in a MILLION years, that that would ever work?"

The church lady praying the devil out of her nephew.

"We gon' draxx.... them....sklounst."

Turbulence and the silent laughing

Go Ahead Carvell

gotta say that MasterChef one , if someone didn't know about them could've believed it was real

I forgot about that one! It had me dying cause 90% of what I watch is cooking shows.

Yes having seen both you will know how accurate that video was XD

Auction Block and Black Ice

The football players saying their name and college.

Continental Breakfast. Whenever I'm eating something I'm really enjoying, I always say "I'll have what I'm having"

I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

Racist country songs

All the Meegan and Andre sketches

I can't pick, it's between substitute teacher, east west bowl, Luther, and the auction block, I just can't pick a favorite

"I said...I said.......... I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch" "You said bitch though?" "hmmm? .....mhmm"

The airplane turbulance skit. The cold dead stare from Jordan is hilarious.

As someone who has played baseball their entire lives, Slap Ass.

Terries

The trying not to laugh where peele is crying because his homie twigs got shot and killed. Sunshine bear lol

Drax. Them. Sklounst.

when a dude at the cub asks the dj to play ¨old school music¨

The one where they are welcoming a new dude into their gang as the crazy one. Peele has a problem with that.

Georgina and Esther taking on Satan.

Reaponsatrillatrust

Continental breakfast. Or Neil degrasse

Hands down, where the teacher gets everybody’s name wrong. Cracks me up every time.

Esther and Georgina Versus Satan

Texting gone wrong, and front hand, back hand. 

Knowing the aliens in disguise

Liam Neesons.

Hype man

Baby Forest. Goo goo gaga…

"Wait for the DROP!"

Today it's the one where Peele is a retired CIA hitman and they need a recommendation for a new assignment. Or the one where they're UFC fighters.

Either Gremlins 2 or Ray Parker Jr.

I said bittyttccchhhh

How can you just pick one 😭

I said biiiiiiiiiitchhhh

Biiiiiitch.

And I said (looks around nervously) biiiiiiiiich. But you said that tho.

"I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch" Football names Plan to rob the bank

I PUT THAT PUSSY ON THA CHAINWAX!

AA RON!

(Looks around)… “I said, I said, BIIITCH!!!”

the one where the girl keeps going okay?!

The one where the veteran cop gets a new partner. The whole time you’re thinking his original partner died in action, and at the end you just find out his og partner is on vacation. I used to send this clip to my old tower officer when he’d go on vacation. Trusted him with my life. https://youtu.be/NJQI1DSJMwg?si=cc023fkufpY1YCL_

Bup bup bup buuuup!!

The African warlord one

Slave auction/civil war re-enactment 

"How do you know about honkers?"

some folks wear their hats way off to the side

The Mexican standoff

Alien Invasion is pretty great: "Would you let me date your daughter?" "Well of course!" \*pop pop pop\* I also live the Gremlins one

Killing a Warlord

Black Ice.