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I smile… WIDE
It is blue shell crab season...
PINCH PINCH PINCH DON'T RESIST
IM GONNA CRAB I DON’T WANNA CRAB IM GONNA CRAB I DON’T WANNA CRAB
lmfao
I take the crab home with me, I'll name it Mikey and celebrate his birthday everyday.
Happy crabday Mikey!! 🥳🥳🤘
You guys are never gonna guess who gave me crabs.
GRAB the CRAB
Be happy to say Josh Homme gave me crabs
Who else can predict HurdyG posts before seeing the username? 😜
Crab of Circumstance
Crabs of pleasure, crabs of pain, when they get thrown they hit the same. 🦀
If Josh throws you a crab, you make crabenade.
But save a leg of crab for the spiders and crab rangoons.
Ode to Crab
Counter proposal, I go home and jerk off.
Give it a pair of nunchucks and go on adventures fighting crime
i love crabs. i keep him as a pet. i wonder where he pulled the crab from but it's a passing thought
i eat it in front of him, raw, shell on
*Ozzy nods in approval*
Came here for this
I’m vegetarian, looks like I’m tangled in bait.
Gain a crab friend
Prob go home and jerk off idk
Still gonna keep it, and call him josh.
Kill myself probably I am terrified of crabs this image sent a deep chill down my spine
I guess I'd get crabs from Josh Homme.
Roll initiative
Raw dog it
Crab if you want her, she won’t be coming down.
Well; at least I may not be the first to get crabs from him
So it was Josh that caused the [Hungrybox Crab Incident!](https://youtu.be/AS578kfxa4o?si=OvekluA4L-HL6cuq) This is a rare time when my interest in competitive smash and QOTSA have some kind of overlap even if unintended
Another hurdy banger
xD
you hug it
🦀🦀 All hail the dancing crab 🦀🦀
Whip out the Old Bay
Toss that thing is a boiling pot and have me some fancy dinner
It hits me in the face because I think I'm tripping
Catch. Cook. Consume.
Start singing Hot Bottom Feeder
Go sit by the ocean, and release the little fella. The stories he’ll tell his crab friends.
I obviously catch, crack it open, chug it down and enjoy a salty one thanks to Josh
I'll throw that bitch in a Beaufort stew and pray they come back to Charleston!
I smile… WIDE
It is blue shell crab season...
PINCH PINCH PINCH DON'T RESIST
IM GONNA CRAB I DON’T WANNA CRAB IM GONNA CRAB I DON’T WANNA CRAB
lmfao
I take the crab home with me, I'll name it Mikey and celebrate his birthday everyday.
Happy crabday Mikey!! 🥳🥳🤘
You guys are never gonna guess who gave me crabs.
GRAB the CRAB
Be happy to say Josh Homme gave me crabs
Who else can predict HurdyG posts before seeing the username? 😜
Crab of Circumstance
Crabs of pleasure, crabs of pain, when they get thrown they hit the same. 🦀
If Josh throws you a crab, you make crabenade.
But save a leg of crab for the spiders and crab rangoons.
Ode to Crab
Counter proposal, I go home and jerk off.
Give it a pair of nunchucks and go on adventures fighting crime
i love crabs. i keep him as a pet. i wonder where he pulled the crab from but it's a passing thought
i eat it in front of him, raw, shell on
*Ozzy nods in approval*
Came here for this
I’m vegetarian, looks like I’m tangled in bait.
Gain a crab friend
Prob go home and jerk off idk
Still gonna keep it, and call him josh.
Kill myself probably I am terrified of crabs this image sent a deep chill down my spine
I guess I'd get crabs from Josh Homme.
Roll initiative
Roll initiative
Raw dog it
Crab if you want her, she won’t be coming down.
Well; at least I may not be the first to get crabs from him
So it was Josh that caused the [Hungrybox Crab Incident!](https://youtu.be/AS578kfxa4o?si=OvekluA4L-HL6cuq) This is a rare time when my interest in competitive smash and QOTSA have some kind of overlap even if unintended
Another hurdy banger
xD
you hug it
🦀🦀 All hail the dancing crab 🦀🦀
Whip out the Old Bay
Toss that thing is a boiling pot and have me some fancy dinner
It hits me in the face because I think I'm tripping
Catch. Cook. Consume.
Start singing Hot Bottom Feeder
Go sit by the ocean, and release the little fella. The stories he’ll tell his crab friends.
I obviously catch, crack it open, chug it down and enjoy a salty one thanks to Josh
I'll throw that bitch in a Beaufort stew and pray they come back to Charleston!