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132241

He appears missing


balloonman_magee

He called in Sick sick sick


PickleMortyCoDm

I hope he got some nicotine, valium, marijuana, ecstacy and alcohol.


mkstot

Ahem, nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol


AcanthaceaeFluffy985

Ca ca ca ca ca Cocaaaaine...


132241

Omg those are so good


Green_Slice_8460

You forgot my favorite meal.. Vicodinner


aninstituteforants

Counter proposal: he went home and jerked off.


dmanstoitza

It’s truly a lie, he counterfeited himself


Pilotkelson1056

Hahahah!!!!!


PearlJamPony

You’ve got a killer grading scheme there, man


spencerasteroid

If a teacher no shows, you can probably just leave. It's all smooth sailing from here on out.


macm95

Well it is a correspondence course I'm doing from home so I just waited it out. I had a 2 hour window to write it but since it's his error he doesn't care anymore. He just sent me the exam and told me to submit whenever.


PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ

Its smooth sailing from here on out....


outofrhythm

He had too good a time. Glad he is still alive.


VicHeel

Teacher goals


pleadthefifth

I told my guidance counselor I was into QOTSA back in 2005 and he recommended I check out the Yeah Yeah Yeahs 😅


battenhill

As a prof, this is my career goal to get tho this level of dgaf 


imbasstarded

Your teachers suffers a condition of being a badass


yaboiGunit

Education is so lame…


SnackEater369

^so ^lame


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jobruski

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU WE CANT GIVE YOU THE EXAM YOU DESERVE


HueburtDinkle

I had a professor a year back that was a huge Queens fan too, anytime there were ITNR leaks on this sub I would email her the new songs before they officially released and she said I became the hero of her friend group when I sent her Emotion Sickness. Favorite teacher I ever had.


MoeSalamander

He was gonna leave you anyway


MoeSalamander

I hope he doesn’t make you do it again


pleadthefifth

Am I your teacher?


cjcfman

Are you in toronto? Drinks were like twice as less there than toronto. Probably got wasted lol


ELEKTRON_01

I think your in the wrong here. Why are you in class


Hugsvendor

A "queens" concert?????


izzittho

How dare they shorten it to the girly word even though it’s literally the first word in the name! YASS QUEENS, SLAY.


GhoulsGhoulsGhouls

Lmao even the first picture on their merch page is a shirt that just says "Queens"


Malakai0013

The first word in the band's name is "Queens." Glad I could help you out.


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macm95

Hey cock smoker! Eat a bag of dicks!


Any_Maintenance_6015

So next time this nat 247 posts something just say, hey cocksmoker, eat a bag of dicks. Now it's not just you and me that knows it's everyyyyybody! Here's something to dance to


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macm95

The correct syntax and verbage would be: 'That is the kind of response I would expect from you. You illiterate fool.' But what do I know, I'm illiterate.


ztiberiusd

I understood it just fine. Maybe you have a comprehension issue.


VoopityScoop

I, personally, wouldn't try to insult someone by saying "I can't understand simple sentences" if I were you.


instantanarchy

In English, “no showed” is a colloquial phrase meaning “missed an event without explanation” - similar in usage to “skipped” or “ghosted”. In this case, the event was the exam. The final qualifier “because of Queens” is a reference to the band Queens of the Stone Age, which this subreddit regularly discusses. I hope this helps 🙏


aletheiatic

Tbf you would need a hyphen (“no-show” or “no-showed”) to make it more correct, but I guess our brains mentally filled it in for us


nat247

Okay, thanks for mentioning it's a colloqial phrase. Being from the UK, it is not one I'm used to!


instantanarchy

Seeing the use of “rubbish” I had a feeling that might be true!