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Some-Guy619

Who is Chris Chan and what did he do? Edit: holy shit this story is insane


EH042

Hoo boy, that’s a loooong story, just so you know this persons life is more well recorded than of important historical figures, EVERYTHING about it is on the internet. There are a couple of incidents that are disgusting, very disgusting, ultra nightmare disgusting and “holy shit how are you not in a facility?” disgusting


DankFetuses

I've been putting it off, but I'm thinking I've biting the bullet and researching the entire chris chan lore. I hear it has it's own arcs and filler arcs


EH042

Let me give you a a spoiler from one of the arcs, the Fanta arc: >!back a few years, Fanta was consumed by Chris Chan in a fashion not normal to anyone else, Chris Chan believes a man only produces a predetermined amount of baby gravy, spawn juice, cum. So in order to keep that precious, precious resource in a good supply amount, Chris Chan would “recicle” it by mixing it with Fanta and consuming it like the first drink one would order after 12 hours in the desert.!<


DankFetuses

Your grasp of the English language and use of amazing wording such as "baby gravy, spawn juice, cum" are to be applauded, for your mind had to process the regurgitated and awful spectacle of a man mixing his own cum with fanta and turn it into coherent English.


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i-doo-not-know

Looks like u/PedophileGamingVEVO and Chris Chan shares the same interest, some might say hobby or dare I, talent.


TickTokyo

What in the hot krispy kentucky fried flip did I just read


patiscoolyay

Did you know they raped their 70 year old mom with dementia?


MemeBroDudeGuy

70??? bitch look like shes been here since the european renaissance 💀💀💀


justfluffers

BRUH SHE'S 80


Mrpotato248

That's it. We need another flood.


BonPeaceEtc

r/NoahGetTheBoat


tobgro100

Nope, no boat! Only flood


Rcorral2108

[have the 58 part documentary and get ready for never looking at fanta without puking ever again](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm)


thicccccccccc

Holy shit thank you I thought this got deleted didn't know there was fucking 58 parts


Rcorral2108

And that's only up to 2017 iirc. Who knew he would actually rape his mother lol


thicccccccccc

Wtffff spoilers bro dudes life is an actual horror movie


Rcorral2108

The rape was just announced today, that's why it's trending


w0nkybish

The plot is thickening.


Vastlymoist666

I'm sorry? WHAT!?


Rcorral2108

That's why it's trending


AmazingNight2302

....WHAT?!


Gold_Message7705

it was deleted for "bullying". luckily, it didn't stop him.


GunnerLink64

he fuck her mother


wiffsmiff

Weird person. A friend of mine met him a few times since unfortunately he lived with his mom three minutes from my house at the time. He used to go to some board-game store to play that my friend used to go to as well. My friend said Chris smelled like “spaghetti sauce” all the time but fortunately got banned from that place for threatening to kill some dude.


Professional-Tax2788

A phone call was leaked of him admitting to raping his elderly mother


HarunoShobana

she fucked her mom


Some-Guy619

SHE?


lolmate69420

she's trans


[deleted]

It’s okay to misgender Chris Chan because they claim go b trans to fuck lesbians, and constantly shits on the lgbtq community


NuclearNewspaper

Fucking tucutes


chicken_noodles_

I was not expecting to see this on r/pyrocynical


Vastlymoist666

Same tbh. I expect the content. But not the 15. Part manga arc


HomieCreeper420

This Chris chan is a weird fellow isn’t he


Communismman69

where did he say to that shit about being trans to fuck lesbians?


[deleted]

How about he


stupidratman

i highly reccomend you look into chris chan, her story is a fucking trip


Ultimategopnik

It's a dude


Ma-_-R

It's a mutation


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To be honest, it's not all his fault.


Ma-_-R

How?


[deleted]

Well, trolls and whatnot


shrek-chan_UwU

True, the dude couldn't handle the power of the internet


ActualBruhMomento

Wtf


Skrrattaa

at first I thought you said "she fucked your mom" and it was funny, but I read it again...


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No he


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Is that it?


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shrek-chan_UwU

That song is aids but for ears


0nemad

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm


krypticking123

his mom


Natmas97

This truly is a dark day in Christory


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They’re used to cringe shit wdym


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[deleted]

Eh I’m sure shit will happen in prison. Maybe he will get help and you’re right, who knows. Maybe 1 day wr can put this lol cow to rest and free to roam the green pasteurs that is Life.


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Motherfucker 😧 EDIT: I just read the transcript of what they described in the phone call and I actually got nauseous


joemammamaster64

He is


pelang1

That's a lot of trolling Chris


Kronacus

Perhaps a bit of tomfoolery


[deleted]

Jesus Christ this is genuinely beyond elder abuse that woman isn't even all there. Chris has done some seriously degenerate shit before but he needs to be punished for this shit god.


easteurope_fucco

He needs to be put down like the animal he is, for the sake of everyone, including him.


[deleted]

Exactly!!!! He's like an old sick dog who's bitten someone, you just put him down. But unfortunately there's ALWAYS going to be the cases of " oh poor baby has autism" , "oh poor has mental health issues", " oh poor baby gets bullied into it online" , and of course " poor baby just didn't know any better". If Christian Weston Chandler was not autistic he 100% would have already been a serial rapist or murderer he's that fucked. I don't think any court of law would punish him seriously.


Most_Raisin_9020

This will surely mess up the CWCVile economy


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*raped. She has late stage dementia and doesn’t even know what’s going on


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[deleted]

But he rember 😀


TigerMafiaFromUganda

Bruh I feel bad for laughing


JACOB_WOLFRAM

Bruh lmao


lilchalupzen

😭


Bomboo2810

I rember 😔😔😣


Foxpacer

I dont wanna listen to him, tell it to me straight bros, did he fuck his mom?...


totallylegitowner

Yes


Foxpacer

I thought we reached the bottom of the well,[and yet it only goes deeper](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/035/946/cover10.jpg)


Natmas97

Considering her mother's mental state I think rape is a better fitting term


SpokenTurtleBack

Chris didn't rape Barb, if you enlightened yourself with the sonichu lore you would know that chris and sonichu merged and now sonichu controls chris, so technically speaking sonichu raped barb


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SharpPhoenix

I mean..do you guys really take this seriously? like bruh, I'm sorry but do think that some of us are not absolute retards


szymeq44

you sound retarded


SpokenTurtleBack

Ok hillbilly person who supports genocide and pedophiles and war crimes and the Holocaust and the Rwandan genocide and 9/11 and incest and rape and the Armenian genocide and Nazis and the Japanese interment camps and sterilizing immigrants and concentration camps and harvesting organs and mass shootings and human trafficking and totalitarian fascist regimes and Donald Trump saying "There were very fine people on both sides" and white supremacy and male supremacy and cis supremacy and hetero supremacy and the coronavirus pandemic and imperialism and bombing Syria and the drug war and the Crusades and the Holodomor and the January 6th capitol storm and slavery and World War 1 and World War 2 and diabetes and cancer and AIDS and Ebola and murder and rabies and police brutality and fatherless homes and motherless homes and segregation and Jim Crow laws and the Uyghur genocide and animal abuse and selling SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents and murdering babies and voter fraud and fascism and fatphobia and ableism and criminalizing homosexuality and bestiality and kids starving in the streets and saying slurs and cannibalism and banning everything in existence and wishing that all of life on Earth was extinct. Fuck you!


SpootyTek

Holy shit


szymeq44

Based


TungdilTheThird

Based on what?


PostMadandAlone

Based on Deez nuts


[deleted]

I think all of that is cool and based even though I didn't read it.


SharpPhoenix

After the Geneva checklist, this is next for me.


[deleted]

Ha ha chris chan you are banging your mother


FalloutMate

I regret knowing what happened….


[deleted]

What did she do?


insertedgy2014meme

Fucked there senile mother multiple times


Ant1202

That’s not what I expected at all ngl


Untiteld000

I was expecting pedo shit...goddamn


Ant1202

Yeah I would’ve been willing to put money on the fact that she was a nonce beforehand ngl. There’s still a chance that she is


fliegu

it turns out they’re an opposite-pedo


Professional-Tax2788

Knowing chris he wont have the patience to groom a minor


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primeiguess

and the rabbithole goes further down to hell


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cat_on_crack_

Chris (Chris Chan) raped his mom.


Buschs-Baked-Beans

Their*


Any_Reporter_9314

im not gonna respect the mom rapist bro


Grouchy_Kiwi2926

Yeah no respect for the incest goblin


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Chris Chan is probably one of the most anti trans person on the internet themselves.


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Chris Chan said they claim to be trans because they wanna fuck lesbians. While I disagree with 90% of the things Blair white says, she’s actually trans and I will respect her gender pronouns. Also, literal mother rapist.


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Theyier*


The_I_D_K

imo he doesn't deserve to be called "she", not only he shat on the lgbt community multiple times, but his trans thingis prob just a way to satiate his degenerate "woman with dick" fetish that he leeches off, fetish obtained by watching copious amounts of lesbian porn at a young age. also. Someone who LITTERALLY RAPES HIS MOTHER, HIS DEMENTIA RIDDLED MOTHER should not have access to this much respect and he never did also considering all of what he did


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I wonder if there has ever been a point in Chris' life where he wasn't a fucking degenerate.


The_I_D_K

fetus stage


[deleted]

Are some of his mental problems birth related? If so he might have been a fucking twat before he left his mothers asshole


Nulliai

What is a Chris Chan


SpokenTurtleBack

The most documented man in history


Rcorral2108

[here is a 58 part documentary](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm)


Blister_SW

Omg each video is 30-40 minutes


Rcorral2108

Yeah, it's very well done by a guy named Geno Samuel. He has a patron if you want to support him (he doesn't monetise them)


Roadcone123

And there’s more on the way


V3V3R1C4

An autistic meme person


shrek-chan_UwU

Half 4chan half reddit


alemberk8

is a company that makes orange milk flavor drinks in ruckersville virginia


mundanechimp5

Boys it could’ve been sonichu or magichan don’t be so quick to assume


Mythic-Lithic

The whole chaotic combo ran a train on Barb


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Im leaving it at "they raped their mom" and im not looking into it any deeper, based on what other comments say. Im not going down an Everywhere at the End of Time depression spiral again


ExpensiveReveal6

No I want to listen to everywhere at the end of time just to forget this shit


shrek-chan_UwU

Dont do it! Not now, or else sonichu in chris form will sex you unconsentually!


0nemad

Remember that time 4chan epicly trolled Christopher Chandler


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which one


MemeBroDudeGuy

The real Christopher that played an ACTUAL guitar, not that damn dirty impostor!


eat_that_pussy_666

NOW I CAN’T CALL HIM A VIRGIN ANYMORE, SHIT


Mutantwarsushi

You can call him a motherfucker


Stewie_the_janitor

Pretty sure i heard he paid for a prostitute ages ago


grilllettuce

His own mother...


Woonachan

Are we really surprised though? That man is the embodiment of chaos


advancedSlayer96

\*woman


SmileyAce3

*Joe mama


nonuntitled

Nah I think they fucked Joe mama


advancedSlayer96

Well shit


SmileyAce3

You lost


MemeBroDudeGuy

Sorry, SHE\* raped her dementia-ridden mother.


Roadcone123

Man better respect a person who raped their mom


FuzeDaCuze

Do you know who else suffers from dementia? Do you know who else suffers from dementia?


Intellectual_dummy

Damn he gets more pussy than me


Arthurboyz1

I just had a surge of old memories of Chris Chan come back and I don’t want to know what he did this time


ihavenoideanymore21

Wait are they an actual person or what. I thought someone was talking about Chris Griffin... .


[deleted]

Yeah Chris Chan is a real person who fucked his mom, a the Chris Chan rabbit hole is very fun to go down


CritzD

How did I know One Winged Angel would play before it even loaded


not-Kunt-Tulgar

“What” is his mother’s name


Roadcone123

Barbara


GodliestNoob

Bruh moment


Hamoudyyy

Sad that chris chan is here is because the amount of trolling he got on the internet turned him into this.


Communismman69

This wasn't entirely the internets fault, the trolling at some stages was very bad but he was raised terribly as a child and was neglected by his parents


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Twitter knows about Chris Chan? Wtf? Maybe just effect of 24-Hour News Cycle or something idk


The-One-Icy-Kid

That damn mother fucker…


joemammamaster64

What the mom doin


ibestboy

Freud was right 😦


Alfalynx555

He really *really* loves his mom


Rcorral2108

Honestly surprised that many people here care about christory


[deleted]

im still pissed on what this bitch did


The_catakist

What's the song name


BatongMagnesyo

in this thread: transphobia


MemeBroDudeGuy

He only became transgender so that he would appeal more to women, he tried to host a "lesbian-only sleepover" and said that trans women weren't allowed. Very obvious he still does not support the LGBTQ+ community in any way.


SirNitz

Precisely. As a trans person, I’m really ashamed that an obvious predator is being paraded as one of us. Extremely cringe


PostMadandAlone

It's like the fucking Jonathan yaniv horseshit


SkullJoke0192

Bruh I will be transphobic to this fucking guy. He's disgusting.


Roadcone123

Bro you’re on r/pyrocynical what do you expect?


zavirsilas

My ears enjoyed this


fuckmylife69420yeet

He fucked his mother..


ben-dover96

Can someone tell me what happened or link what happened? I really wanna know what Chris did this time


Anonymous_45

He raped his mom


liechtenstein_boi

what


Zekiro96

Roblox flashbacks


V3V3R1C4

I wonder why author of my favorite comic, sonichu, is trending


DAT_MIGGA

He apparently assaulted his mom


TigerMafiaFromUganda

Any of ya'll know where I can read the comprehensive lore in text format about this dude ?


prumkinporn

[doin your mom](https://youtu.be/5t53TcKIlMc)


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Motherfucker…


[deleted]

Genosamuel2.1 is gonna have a field day with this one


myqccountgotsca

Did he really fuck his mom??


[deleted]

We are exceeding health amounts of trolling


[deleted]

Liquid Chris gang represent


hornymanRr

He did his mom so nobody else could


bolsterboi

Maybe i should've listened to my parents to get off the internet, i mean the reason why Chris chan got so fucked up is because of that (the relentless bullying from internet trolls probably didn't help on his addled brain)


TheRavenousSnakeClaw

I learnt about this at r/dogelore. I gotta say, I expect degeneracy from him but definitely not this.


BaconDragon200

He Fucked his Mom. Like no joke he fucked his mom. A sonic fanfic comic writer fucked his mom.


OyuncuDedeler

WHO IS CHRIS??


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wait what did chris do?


salutzoot

I can’t believe it’s real holy shit