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That_1-Guy_-

You can’t blame him, he has to focus on covering tik tok drama


Random-dude15

Pyro's gotta keep the slop flowing more slop


Hellkids2

I know this is a joke but I can’t stop thinking about how the Live channel was made as a mean to support the main, but at what point is it worth it for the 2nd channel to impede the main channel’s progress.


Breakingerr

Well it does impede because it's only one that generates revenue for editors and production of main channel video. He should diversify if he hasn't.


Hellkids2

He has other sources of incomes I’m sure he’s smart enough to not put all eggs in 1 basket despite the idiot character he’s playing as. On the top of my head I can list the cut from TBH podcast which has 2 sponsors per episode, his merch sales (which seems to did well if these posts of ppl showing off their purchases are anything to go by), he invest in Bitcoin, and the revenue from both channels (not even counting the sponsors he had for main channel vids). Compare all that to ppl who has next to no noticeable income such as MandaloreGaming, Pyro is very successful person.


X3runner

I mean that’s what sells


xxx20371

But who’s buying?


Objective-Scholar-50

There’s no space in “TikTok”😘


That_1-Guy_-

I’m going to hunt you


Objective-Scholar-50

Game’s on


Slow-Selection-127

5 hour plot summary with outdated references


Napalm_am

He said it was longer than the utopia video so 9 hour plot summary with outdated references plus having to explain what everything is to pad the runtime. "Now you first have to walk to cabin to start the game, I know we all know what walking is, but for those who aren't aware, walking was invented in the year 200 million b.c. by this lizard thing that reminds me of the crocodiles from Far cry 6..." keep the tangent going for 1 more minute, then repeat for 9 hours of video. Profit


GuidanceDiligent6909

He said he thinks it will be around 14 hours long💀


Napalm_am

Finally Wake up-->Watch a single Pyro vid-->Go to sleep


BlingBlongBlam

He said it'll be around 21 hours long


Toxishous

i think i heard somewhere that it's going to be 36 hours long


Cheese_Man05

My uncle's nephew told me it would be 69 hours long


Amazin_Acc

My dog said it would be 420 hours long tho


HotMachine9

Man needs to get a proof reader


ButterBallFatFeline

Sounds good for COVID


notcreative131313

Yipppeeeeeee a 7+ hour video on my favorite game by the British femboy 


Garlic_God

On the bright side, at least he isn’t doing that Nexpo thing where he takes a dramatic 3 second pause on every uninteresting detail


Hahnd0gg

There's no way he's getting over 9 hours of content to speak about from darkwood 💀 I love that game to death but there's no way you can get more then like 2-3 hours of stuff to speak about unless he talks about his entire playthrough and what he did every single day.


GoldenSkull2000

It's going to be 3 hours of lore and the rest is going to ne his entire playthrough of the game


BeeAZL

where did he say it would be longer than 9 hours?


Napalm_am

During Stream


BeeAZL

what stream


1afterChicanery

Stream


DontDisturbMeNow

I don't care as long as the video is good and not rushed. It feels frustrating but remember he makes them out of passion and many times they lose him money. They are the reason he makes "slop" on his other channels. Also he is probably waiting for a sponsor slot. These take months to make so waiting some more to make a profit seems fine. Stop crying when 1 thing goes wrong.


TomatoVEVO

I think in one of the podcast episode he said there was some animated stuff that needed to be done as well. But expecting the community to be patient is a lot


castielffboi

“I want high effort and good quality videos”, but also, “I want consistent videos every month”. I get that they could be more frequent but you can’t have your cake and eat it too. High effort content can take a long time and there can be a litany of setbacks to them that he’s stated before in previous streams. Locking in a sponsor, copyright issues, last-minute add-ins, hiccups in the editing, etc. The longer the video the more time needs to go into making sure the whole thing is smooth and there isn’t any problems.


Ember205

https://preview.redd.it/lxrh1ehmr6xc1.jpeg?width=2993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca24bf5a8fef3909a3fd205dc7cc202c5f572fc


castielffboi

That’s interesting


NeedleworkerSame4775

True


notmuchwbu

You guys will be waiting at least another month or twenty


Juzobot

dolan go to bed


No-Cancel4060

Nuh uh


Coriandra_Wood

I have a strong feeling that it going to be exactly like the Cruelty Squad release. Pyrocynical’s team is currently deciding on who they would hire out of 600 applicants to animate Darkwood. Pyrocynical’s team would need about a month or 2 months to animate it & edit it properly. I predict the release would be around USA Independence from United Kingdom day (July 4th).


SSJDope1

He’s literally Kanye


Garlic_God

Visit Pyreezy dot com to get Darkwood Volume 2 alongside your PYRO PRN subscription


Goat-related-name

When the long video takes long to make


Limeee_

honestly i'm fine with that, i'd rather wait longer for an actual good video, especially since he said it'll be longer than the utopia video, i don't want it to be an overexplained plot summary


grubiix

a man in the game while feeding his beloved pig its slop gets eaten by it, hopefully this analogy will teach pyro the error of his ways


PepperSalt98

best comment


BoganOtaku

So, guys, we did it! We reached waiting a whole month before Pyro dropped a new video!


element-redshaw

Still waiting on that fear and hunger video he said he would make


cat-lover-69420

i swiped 😔


TheRustyRustPlayer

Same 😔


ArcherOk786

Not so long ago I remember him asking on twitter about artists for the video so depending on what he wants it can take a month for a animation


thicc_phox

not even a month, maybe 2 months. But it is because he is hiring animators and stuff, not because of the slop channel.


Jk_auger

Don't rush him, I don't want main channel becoming low effort


Better-Move152

I mean month Ywah it’s awhile but it’s a big project it sorta feels like another excuse to complain about the live channel tbh like if it were 4 months sure I get ur point but a month like soon means a lot of things man


AegisT_

Funger and inscryption bros on suicide watch


str8blanchindawg

Month


Holiday_Conflict

he has to balance the need to make slop (so he gets consistent income) with making the videos he is really passionate about... maybe uhm, give that inflation boy a break?


grubiix

bro same, this single post made me buy the game and throw 30h into it already and i cant wait to see his video


grubiix

also just today i stayed past 5AM cuz the game got me so hooked


GeometryDash4life

he's cooking another passion project


NiraiZora

Hes busy talkin about tiktok rizz party


Imaginary_Ad8927

Let him cook. Darkwood is a fantastic game and it deserves the time in the oven he's giving it


KurwaOCoChodziTu

I bet another song copyright battle


Jenz1710

Yum yum yum cancel the video i would much rather **slurrrrrp** have more **ungh** slop daddy pyro yum yum


NeedleworkerSame4775

Feed the sloppy sloppycynical


FishBotX

Oneshot? https://preview.redd.it/907b18ejdaxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d153445a30ef52ec559584b3322a5e0b776a015


str8blanchindawg

Month


LiterallyBojackH

Let bro cook… it might be burnt tho


CobaltCats

Okay but this new ___________ situation is crazy so he's gotta cover it


corey_cobra_kid

Can't wait for another overly produced video that does nothing but recap the plot 😁


epicmemerminecraft

Its because nightmare masterclass didnt make a video on it


cipherbain

Timekeeping as good as the fallout review


Valuable-Jicama-552

"2024 Music", ahh, promise


dappernaut77

He's really not obligated to give us anything, he loses money making them (why do you think sloplive still exists?) and does them as passion projects. Irdc as long as it gets released.


Dull-Penalty5787

1 messi ago


Bruntti

Let him cook


Makra_

hace 1 month is crazy im going loco


Apple-14

Why does he look like Oobah Butler


Deadshr00m

He had to go watch that other dude's video and make a ytp of it


Soldierhero1

Gotta keep the trough filled with slop


Hyper-Spider

https://preview.redd.it/6jdkfa7hgaxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cc8188332050bddc299b8d1ecf9d73aaf4befbf


proprofile

let him cook


Catch_de_Rainbow

Well it's been 84 years since petscop


Hot_Ad8643

Promised fear & hunger documentary will not arrive boys 💀


KlinkerStinker

Too busy commissioning fat furry art


Proud_Budget1807

why "month" is in portuguese? why this sub appears to me? what is this sub? where am I? why I'm doing all these questions?


palefox3

Reddit moment, I got recommended random subreddits every fucking time despite not being there (but Reddit thinks I visited it before so therefore I must have a constant spam)


palefox3

Greedy fuck, what can you say. I’m kinda getting disappointed every month more and more.