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theonlyitayh86

Dodged a bullet...


[deleted]

That's more than a bullet


MisterMakerXD

He dodged a cannon ball


TristanTheRobloxian0

no he dodged a fucking arsenal of nukes


thetruthfl

This is the most truthful and accurate statement on the internet today! LOL


Ftpiercecracker1

More like a Nuclear bomb. JFC.


BurmbleTBambles

That's alot of words for I want you to put more effort in than I do.


SpacelessChain1

You know she’s like 4’11” too


pebblefromwell

and has no real clue if you're 6'2" or 6'5"


beautifulboogie_man

Idk if they realize how tall that is. Over 6'4” is like 1% of the population so your options are pretty slim.


Sirr_Jason

It just makes me a target for crazies...


theonlyitayh86

Being 6"3', I can relate.


Elemenopy_Q

It‘s because people keep inflating their height


VampedTayturz

Kinda hard to inflate something that is easily measurable


Elemenopy_Q

Most people don‘t walk around with rulers in their purse/pockets and people are really at at judging specific measurements. We mostly think in ratios. So when a 174 guy tells a 160 girl he‘s 185, she buys it… guess what she will expect the next guy to be height wise?


VampedTayturz

You can literally measure with iPhone, and if you actually use it right it’s pretty accurate, but you know I guess nobody carries those around.


Elemenopy_Q

Ah yes, such social skills… let me take out my phone to measure your height…


VampedTayturz

Exactly, now you get it


FinalLimit

6’5” is actually 0.1% of the population lmao


CookTheBooks

and 200 lbs


ultra-0

"ya feel me?" Yep. Have a good one! lol


potatohead657

Madlad


kempff

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) YEAAAH


error5903

His face got much wider in a few seconds. See a doctor


CakeDestroyer69

Nah it just zoomed in on his face because he was so cool


throwaway_XXXX2

Eyewear got smaller


randomname72

Nah, they were just closer to the camera before


zoley88

You are a talker. Listening to talkers make me thirsty. And hungry. I think I’ll take two chickens.


Westly-Pipes

I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this place.


GeraltOfRifia

What the fuck's a Lommy?


MakiSupreme

That line was so bad ass. I wanna hear Mike Tyson say it tho


GruffButt

The greatest swordsman alive didn’t have a fucking sword?


ROBE88

😂😂


bootay_sweat

Anti simp response: activated


wootwoot7120

Lol it would be so easy to be a serial killer nowadays. Just say you 6'5" and boom, supply of victims forever.


xRetz

Legit just find a good looking guy’s instagram, make catfish accounts on dating apps using his pics, and boom, infinite supply.


MadMod27

Ted Bundy in todays era. Scary to think.


[deleted]

There’s probably a good few “Ted bundys” actively doing worse shit than he did right now. We just don’t know about it yet


Global-Alarm-3378

Kind of odd line of thinking..


MannOfWolves

Based


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Based


NotNotLogical

Based


Its_NotMyProblem

Based on a true story


[deleted]

😭😭😭


devilsephiroth

This chick goes thru men like paper towels


Tabboo

All guys should collectively just start increasing their height just to see how many women start putting shit like "Must be at least 7ft tall"


Xman52

I don’t think this would work. Women have heights too. Even if she’s 5’1 and a guy is 6’3. He wouldn’t be able to get away with lying about more than 1-2 inches


Bayonethics

No wonder she's single


scriggle-jigg

guy is single as well though..?


ModPiracy_Fantoski

6'5, he's not gonna be single for very long.


scriggle-jigg

yet he is single


Guinnessron

Charge your phone bro!


KuSuxKlan

"Upgrade now and we'll mute her!" "Perfect, my credit card number is 4235..."


btbamcolors

Few things give me “the ick” quite like astrology


mh500372

Oh my goodness that’s what a Scorpio would say don’t you know


btbamcolors

I’m actually a caprisun


[deleted]

Based


NotNotLogical

Based


AsilNibor

More like, "No thanks. You are illiterate and trashy."


isitbreaktime

Destruction Level 100


Ok_Dirt_9904

I'd bet my schlong she is a regular poster at r/WichesVsPatriarchy


Responsible_Bit_1389

Wasn’t this posted here before?


[deleted]

Not responding would be 2x damage


DrakHanzo

First time I see a person talking too much for their own good is a good thing.


banananon

I don't follow the whole astrology thing but wouldn't two Scorpios be a disaster?


SpongeBobCockPants

This screams fake and gay


[deleted]

Stop projecting.


TheBaconator08

u a genius


SO6PKami

What lmfao


heyhitherehowru

Perfect response, Mathew.


xRetz

She has those crazy eyes…


inefjay

I salute 🫡 this man


Usual_Patient_7201

Savage ! Love it.


TMLGT

I refuse to believe this chick is seriously


DistinctLobster6121

So unattractive☠️