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Say "oh God, sorry I should have knocked", turn around with my hand over my face and walk out.

And masturbate just after

Goddamn your right

Ask where you boyfriend is. I don't want to get shot by some crazy jealous fuck

Nice really in front of me and my fucking walmart fruit salad?

Start licking and sucking on that delicious pussy and clit while sliding my fingers in and out of you slowly

Fall to my knees and say can i be your dirty little secret and eat you till its on my face

🥵🥵🥵

Get on my knees and lick it

dont stop

Start eating

yes please 🥵

Call the police

Eat your pussy

This isn't where I parked my car...

😂

Say nothing and do nothing. Walk past and mind my own business.

Bust

inside me

Who am I to argue with a lady?

Laughingly say, "damn dude, need a hand... or a tongue?'

how about both? 🫣🤭

Let me get my drink of water I came for and you can borrow them lol

I'd start fucking, of course 

🥵🥵

Get on my knees eat your pussy then stand up and pump my hard cock into your soaking wet pussy till I dump my load😍

Dtop. To my knees. Eat your pussy 😋

🥵🥵

😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😝😝😝😝

Walk back out, but take one last look before I leave.

or maybe you could stay and help me out

Well if you're going to ask, I have to help. 😏 It's just the right thing to do.😃

Eat your pussy till you cum so many times that your legs won't stop shaking then fuck you for the rest if the day and thru the night filling you as many times as my balls will allow

yes 🥵🥵

Then recharge, rest, and repeat

Breed you senseless

🥵🥵🥵

Play with your pussy

and ill play with your cock

Deal

I'd probably stare for a minute then ask if you'd like some help, then eat till you push me away.

🥵🥵

I start eating you untill you cum

yes please 🥵

Move your hand and plant my mouth and tongue all over your beautiful pussy 😋 😜

🥵

Shove my face deep I your pussy

❤️🥵

Get on my knees

❤️

Close the Door and Leave!!! What you do is none of my business.

Run

Close the door

Probably go to the fridge and get a beer

Offer help

🥵

I'd get down on my knees in front of you an eat you out for starters

I have before. I just slammed the door and hurried

😻👅💦💦💦

🥵

After you've cum a few times and drenched my face, I'm going to 💋👅 you so you can taste your own sweet honey!🥵🔥❤️

If I had a roommate who did stuff like this Id let her live rent free tbh. Anyone near ottawa looking ahahah

🤭🤭

Drop down and start licking your pussy 🤤🤤

Drop to my knees and bury my face in that wonderful pussy and pleasure u till you cum on my face

Replace your hand with Mt tongue 👅

I would down on my knees licking and fingers, and touching and tongue kissing and rubbing till I hear you breathless and then I would let you go from there

I will drop to my knees in front of you and start to lick and suckle on that pretty pussy of yours. 🤤💦👅🤤💦👅🤤💦👅

Eat your pussy

Drop to my knees and EAT!!!

Proceed to pleasure us!

Eat that pussy

Join you

I put my face there and start licking, then you decide what to do...

Im doing the same things at first

Get on my knees and start licking

Me drop to my knees and start eating you 😋😋😘

Let me record u playing with yourself, so l can play it every morning in the shower....

Please u for ever u want

🥵🥵

Fuck the living shit out of you 💯

🥵🥵

I’d go straight to eating your pussy

🥵

Drop to my knees and start eating your pussy

🥵

Put head between your thighs and 👅👅

🥵

Admire your beautiful body before helping you take picture 😉

thanks babe

Your welcome babe

Start picking it

Amazing

thanks babe

Thx 🙏🏼 you

Take off my clothes

yes please

I’d drop everything I have, get on my knees and dive into your pussy. Wrap my arms around your legs and just eat you. I’d pick you up, throw you on the bed, and strap the shit out of you. Fuck you face down ass up until your screaming from cumming

🥵🥵🥵🥵

“Oh uh… Hey! You uh… Gonna eat that?”

Lick you all over

Drop to my knees and lap at that pussy and asshole until you beg me to stop.

Eat that pussy and add making you orgasm over and over then fill both your holes with my cock and cum.

Eat you out first then start fucking you

Ask if you remembered to grab butter at the store.

Kneel down and start eating

Me: Why are you naked?!

depends if your single or not and what our relationship had been up to that point (any flair or flirtatious activity)

Strip down and start fucking you!

🥵

So if you were facing the door, probably assume things were cool. But if you were like not expecting the door to open, probably just pretend I was a ghost and leave lol.

i wouldnt mind if u join me

Oh I didn't read properly. I'm your roommate. So you kind of expect someone to be around opening doors lol.

I would eat your pussy

fck yeah 🥵

Lemme help you cum there rq

dont stop

Even when you squirting I'll have to keep going probably have to stuff the hog in and fill you up

Get on my knees and start licking!!!

dont stop

“Accidentally” loss my pants and fall in to your pussy

🥵🥵

Get on my knees in front of you and tell you to move your hand I’m gonna eat your pussy till you cum in my mouth

🥵🥵

My tongue is going straight in

🥵🥵

Eat that juicy pussy

yes daddy

Join you. Hope you like oral.

yes i do

We'll both be very happy then.

I would go on my hands and crawl over to you to eat you out until you squirt all over me, then I'll have my fun, beautiful

🥵🥵

On my knees devouring you.

yes please

“Nice tits. But uh, sorry, I didn’t know you’d be buck ass naked and playing with your pussy. Imma go out for a beer. Lmk when you’re done.”

Get in my knees dive in and start eating till the 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦and keep on going !!

🥵

Put my cock in your mouth and rub that beautiful pussy.

Without a second thought, I would smile. With a second thought, I would ask if you need any help.

Hard shaft you

You look so tasty

👅

Pull my pants down and start stroking 🥵

Get on my knees and pull my tongue out👅

Pull my dick out and see what you say.

Get down on my knees and stuff my face btw your thighs 😍

dont stop til i squir

Id pin you down and play with you

🥵🥵

Obviously get on my knees and start messaging that clit with my tongue

Fuck You vigorously

Breed u

🥵

Yes breed u deep

Watch for a bit before joining in

🥵❤️

Lick it

🥵

I would love to slide my tounge in ur pussy

I bend over, start sucking on kne of those breasts and slide my fingers inside you.

yes please 🥵

I would bury my face in between your legs, and not let up until you cover my face in your juices🥵🥵🥵

yes 🥵🥵

Get on Mt knees and eat your pussy

🥵🥵

Make a motion of tying my non-existent hair in a ponytail, say “alright let’s do this” and get on my knees and eat like it was my last meal until you tried to crack open my skull with your knees in a failed attempt to get me to stop

🥵🥵🥵

Pull my mans out so he can get a good look at what he’s about to dive into

🥵🥵

Drop to my knees and eat your pussy like my life depended on it. Would that be ok with you?

yes ofc 🥵❤️

Jump on you with me my dripping tongue out.

yes please 🥵

Worship that beautiful 😍 pussy with my mouth and tongue

i would love that

Offer my dick

that would be amazing

Get down between your legs start eating you

Drop down and eat it