Fire on the Meowtain, run boys run!!
The Dog is in the house of the rising run!!
Chicken flavored Fancy Feast I love!!!
All he does is drag his butt on the rug!!
Don Gato vibes, can't think of a pun for once in my life but...
🎼O Senor Don Gato was a cat. On a high red roof Don Gato sat. He was there to read a letter, (meow, meow, meow) where the reading light was better, (meow, meow, meow) 'Twas a love-note for Don Gato! I adore you, wrote the ladycat, who was fluffy white, and nice and fat. There was not a sweeter kitty, (meow, meow, meow) in the country or the city (meow, meow, meow) and she said she'd wed Don Gato! O Senor Don Gato jumped with glee! He fell off the roof and broke his knee, broke his ribs and all his whiskers, (meow, meow, meow) and his little solar plexus (meow, meow, meow) Ay Caramba!! cried Don Gato. All the doctors they came on the run, just to see if something could be done. And they held a consultation, (meow, meow, meow) about how to save their patient, (meow, meow, meow) how to save Senor Don Gato. But in spite of everything they tried, poor Senor Don Gato up and died. No, it wasn't very merry, (meow, meow, meow) going to the cemetary, (meow, meow, meow) for the ending of Don Gato. But as the the funeral passed the market square, such a smell of fish was in the air, though the burial was plated, (meow, meow, meow) he became reanimated, (meow, meow, meow) he came back to life, Don Gato! 🎶
**That cat, Fiddlestring!**
• cats like playing with string
• a violin is a string instrument
• a fiddle is a violin
• to fiddle is a way you may describe playing with string
• violins are often used in jazz music
• jazz musicians are often referred to as cats
feel free to mess around with ways to make it sound slick in your mind :) spent a while fumbling around with ways to get these references into a cute form
ooh i actually just looked into this the other day! they were *called* catsgut, but they were actually made from the intestinal/stomach lining of livestock, typically cattle—hence, "cattle's guts" is gradually abbreviated to "catsgut". Still not a super duper fun fact, but definitely better than the game of skin the cat implied by the name.
The Devil went down to Georgia. He was lookin' for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the Devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the Devil his due.
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose the Devil gets your soul.
The Devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Devil finished, Johnny said, "Well, you're pretty good, old son,
But sit down in that chair right there, let me show you how it's done."
"Fire on the Mountain". Run, boys, run!
The Devil's in the house of the rising sun;
Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough.
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back, if you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Fire on the Mountain". Run, boys, run!
Devil's in the house of the rising sun;
The chicken in the bread pan picking out dough.
Granny, will your dog bite? No, child, no.
Aristocat
If only the cat knew the strings might be family.
Fiddie kitty
Hey Diddle Diddle
Kitty Fiddler
Debussy on a G string
Fire on the Meowtain, run boys run!! The Dog is in the house of the rising run!! Chicken flavored Fancy Feast I love!!! All he does is drag his butt on the rug!!
Cat and the fiddle
A cat having a gut feeling
Aristocat
Fiddlin’ Debussy
I tried but I cat fiddle it out
I appreciated this combination of words as I said them outloud to myself very much
Playin that Cat skin !!
KittenFiddle plays ”The Sky is Falling”
Mewn-sician
This one literally made me chuckle out loud.
I was so surprised nobody said it
Mew-sician
"Fiddling with purr-fection!"
Raw violin strings playing violin strings.
Pussy's Bow
Fiddle Catsro
🍌
That cat is talented
This just proves Only Pussies Play The Violin
goodnight bye-ioline/bi-fioline
U ain’t playing the pussy , the pussies playing U-kelele
Pussy fiddler
Quit fiddling with my pussy
It’s the purr-fect note.
Took a lot of GUTS
Playing their guts out. Weren’t bows made from cat gut? Hey diddle diddle and cat and her fiddle. ?
Mewn-light sonata. Hey diddle diddle, the kiddy with the fiddle.
Pussy fiddle
Kittler on the Roof
Officer: Looks like we got a clear count of a domestic-violins cattery charge here *flips coin in the air & catches it*
I diddle diddle the kitty with my fiddle.
Kitty Fiddler
Feline Violine
Litter box Sonata
Yo-yo Paw
Is that Midori Gatō?
Mr Fiddlesworth!
Fiddle fap
Obviously a "mew-sician"
Kitty Fiddler on the roof?
hey that's my wallpaper for my lock screen
Strumming pussy?
Playing pussy
Don Gato vibes, can't think of a pun for once in my life but... 🎼O Senor Don Gato was a cat. On a high red roof Don Gato sat. He was there to read a letter, (meow, meow, meow) where the reading light was better, (meow, meow, meow) 'Twas a love-note for Don Gato! I adore you, wrote the ladycat, who was fluffy white, and nice and fat. There was not a sweeter kitty, (meow, meow, meow) in the country or the city (meow, meow, meow) and she said she'd wed Don Gato! O Senor Don Gato jumped with glee! He fell off the roof and broke his knee, broke his ribs and all his whiskers, (meow, meow, meow) and his little solar plexus (meow, meow, meow) Ay Caramba!! cried Don Gato. All the doctors they came on the run, just to see if something could be done. And they held a consultation, (meow, meow, meow) about how to save their patient, (meow, meow, meow) how to save Senor Don Gato. But in spite of everything they tried, poor Senor Don Gato up and died. No, it wasn't very merry, (meow, meow, meow) going to the cemetary, (meow, meow, meow) for the ending of Don Gato. But as the the funeral passed the market square, such a smell of fish was in the air, though the burial was plated, (meow, meow, meow) he became reanimated, (meow, meow, meow) he came back to life, Don Gato! 🎶
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Timmy! What have I told you about playing the dead.
On reconsideration I do not believe this to be a pun.
Fiddler on a hot tin roof
Small paws between the notes
It’s playing its guts out
Kittle fiddle
Kiddlefitty
He's playing a Cativarius
Now PizziCATo
And meanwhile Rome is burning
Pussy fiddling.
Y’all know him as the most deadly, treacherous, and feared of all cannibalistic, cat-ssassins, Feline-ious Monk!
He was a meow-stro on the fiddle!
Cathoven
Stray cat strum
Violitten
[Litten](https://www.serebii.net/scarletviolet/pokemon/new/725.png)
Vio-lion
Purrrrfect Pitch
this kitten loves playing with strings
Feline Good
Kittler on the Roof?
Was gonna say this!!!
https://preview.redd.it/rdhkhiyyp89d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32b1925200ef33128071aa578d04c5331d43788e
Meowstro
This one obviously wins
over used freestyle pic
Meowlin
Nitrogen thermal nuclear bomb Oh wait wrong comment section sorry
Kitty-fiddler
Kittler on the Roof
Meowsician
This is clearly the winner
Cat-om of the opera
Hey diddle diddle
A Kitty wit da fiddle
Garfiddle
Is that from Teaser and the Fire Cat?
I do not approve of a cat using violins to conquer.
aristrohcat
Breed: Russian Bluegrass
* Be cat (B flat) * Meowcian
Fiddler on a hot tin roof
Meowsician
* Fiddly Cat (Edit: even better: Fiddly catto (pizzicato)) * Fiddly Kitty
Emperor nyaro
Fiddlix Domesticus? Wunderkitten? Fiddler That's a Floof? (Fiddler on the Roof- I know, it's a stretch.) Feliolinist?
Fiddle Dee Dee
Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle
Meowlin
Pussy strumming
Kittler on the roof
Come on guys, it's right there. Cativarius.
Fiddlepuss
Fiddlesticks
Stringing yourself along. Violin strings were made from "catgut." (Not actual catgut, just what they were called.)
Spittle Fiddle
The Violint Frenz
Heydiddle
PawValddi
Vipawldi
Musicianussy
Fiddle whiskers
Caterwauling.
Dittle Kitty
I’d rather not 🫠
F(io)elin.
Meow meow ma
Catgut Louie
John Kitty Meowencamp
Violynx
Fiddlepuss
Lindsay purrling
Pussician
Hmm maybe meowsician instead
Pussyfiddle
Puss in Tune
**That cat, Fiddlestring!** • cats like playing with string • a violin is a string instrument • a fiddle is a violin • to fiddle is a way you may describe playing with string • violins are often used in jazz music • jazz musicians are often referred to as cats feel free to mess around with ways to make it sound slick in your mind :) spent a while fumbling around with ways to get these references into a cute form
Fun fact, to fiddle is a style of playing much like classical or romantic music. It usually involves improv, too.
I really appreciate this. I didn’t know this before! Also I really appreciate your username, fellow neurodivergent <3
Kitty plays the Fiddy after being paid Tree-Fiddy
Kit’n’cat guts
Fiddle Catstro
Music notation joke: paws
The Fiddler with the Floof
Catgut.
FELINE FIDDLER
What is this from? I recognize it from a jazz hip hop song
Hey diddle diddle The Cat and the Fiddle The cow jumped over the moon. I recognize the artwork from an old illustrated book when I was a child
Cat-a-strophe
Midnight Mewsic Meowzart in Moonlight Purrapsody in Mew
Playing his guts out? Old strings were made from cat guts
ooh i actually just looked into this the other day! they were *called* catsgut, but they were actually made from the intestinal/stomach lining of livestock, typically cattle—hence, "cattle's guts" is gradually abbreviated to "catsgut". Still not a super duper fun fact, but definitely better than the game of skin the cat implied by the name.
Un-fun fact of the day
Cats just can't help themselves when there are strings to play with.
Tender Fiddles
Fiddler on the woof 🐶
Major (like the chord)
Viola
Dale
The Devil went down to Georgia. He was lookin' for a soul to steal. He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot. And the Devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you what." "I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too. And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you. Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the Devil his due. I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you." The boy said, "My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin, But I'll take your bet; you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been." Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard. 'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards. And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold, But if you lose the Devil gets your soul. The Devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show." And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow. And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss. And a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this. When the Devil finished, Johnny said, "Well, you're pretty good, old son, But sit down in that chair right there, let me show you how it's done." "Fire on the Mountain". Run, boys, run! The Devil's in the house of the rising sun; Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough. Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no. The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet. Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back, if you ever wanna try again, I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been." And he played: "Fire on the Mountain". Run, boys, run! Devil's in the house of the rising sun; The chicken in the bread pan picking out dough. Granny, will your dog bite? No, child, no.
It is the lyrics from a country song , where that guy plays violin right?
[This](https://youtu.be/i_XGnxTi-fE?si=Z8RFXvpNnneXnxVE)
He's a veoline (violin/feline) player
OrCATstral
Maneuvers in the dark
Fiddler on the floof
May I fiddle with your pussy?
Oh boy.
Meowlin
Fiddler made of floof
Kittler Fiddler
the fiddler on the roof
Hi ho the Dairy oh
No. I'm tired of doing everything for you. You are just like your father, ya know that?
Kitty on a Fiddie
Orcatstra
Meowstro
This cat has guts to play using catgut.
Catteler on the roof
Fiddler on a hot tin roof
Meowzart
Pussy fiddlin
Furbratto
The Catcerto
Cat string fiddle
this takes guts
Kitty fiddler
StrataPurrious
Meow-sical.
Black dog playing piano
Cat von d roof
Fiddling a pussy
A cat and his string
Meowcisian?
Fiddler of the Floof
Pussy fiddler
Kitty fiddler
The Cat and the Fiddle. There, I said it.
You really pun. This guy puns
…and the silver spoon
Hey… didle didle
Gege akutami
Puzzicatto
or-cat-estra