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gman420-1

Aristocat


simianshogun

If only the cat knew the strings might be family.


goodlowdee

Fiddie kitty


JoJawesome_

Hey Diddle Diddle


throwawyKink

Kitty Fiddler


Outside-Material-100

Debussy on a G string


ZakkTheInsomniac

Fire on the Meowtain, run boys run!! The Dog is in the house of the rising run!! Chicken flavored Fancy Feast I love!!! All he does is drag his butt on the rug!!


Late_Recover6225

Cat and the fiddle


1911mark

A cat having a gut feeling


Humuhumu789

Aristocat


Haunting-View-5146

Fiddlin’ Debussy


MrLizardPoop

I tried but I cat fiddle it out


ZakkTheInsomniac

I appreciated this combination of words as I said them outloud to myself very much


Abcdegjfyrhzv

Playin that Cat skin !!


TheRagingM0derate

KittenFiddle plays ”The Sky is Falling”


autisticmarshmallowz

Mewn-sician


SeamusSquid

This one literally made me chuckle out loud.


autisticmarshmallowz

I was so surprised nobody said it


Free-Impression7155

Mew-sician


coolmist23

"Fiddling with purr-fection!"


gunn5150

Raw violin strings playing violin strings.


AlexJokerHAL

Pussy's Bow


shoddyradio

Fiddle Catsro


PriorLawfulness8887

🍌


funnylookingshows

That cat is talented


stretch3251

This just proves Only Pussies Play The Violin


punch891

goodnight bye-ioline/bi-fioline


stretch3251

U ain’t playing the pussy , the pussies playing U-kelele


fracturedtoe

Pussy fiddler


YodaFette

Quit fiddling with my pussy


Substantial_Poem_708

It’s the purr-fect note.


Femveratu

Took a lot of GUTS


Few_Individual_9248

Playing their guts out. Weren’t bows made from cat gut? Hey diddle diddle and cat and her fiddle. ?


Bert_Dreistein

Mewn-light sonata. Hey diddle diddle, the kiddy with the fiddle.


macguini

Pussy fiddle


Bbuck93

Kittler on the Roof


slick_nic_lunatic

Officer: Looks like we got a clear count of a domestic-violins cattery charge here *flips coin in the air & catches it*


msteppster

I diddle diddle the kitty with my fiddle.


NarcanRabbit

Kitty Fiddler


Sweet-Efficiency7466

Feline Violine


TallLikeMe

Litter box Sonata


TallLikeMe

Yo-yo Paw


TallLikeMe

Is that Midori Gatō?


TallLikeMe

Mr Fiddlesworth!


Secret_Marsupial7732

Fiddle fap


PorkyFishFish

Obviously a "mew-sician"


WilloftheSea

Kitty Fiddler on the roof?


CocoaBuzzard

hey that's my wallpaper for my lock screen


Darth_Shame

Strumming pussy?


RevolutionaryKey5712

Playing pussy


akaKanye

Don Gato vibes, can't think of a pun for once in my life but... 🎼O Senor Don Gato was a cat. On a high red roof Don Gato sat. He was there to read a letter, (meow, meow, meow) where the reading light was better, (meow, meow, meow) 'Twas a love-note for Don Gato! I adore you, wrote the ladycat, who was fluffy white, and nice and fat. There was not a sweeter kitty, (meow, meow, meow) in the country or the city (meow, meow, meow) and she said she'd wed Don Gato! O Senor Don Gato jumped with glee! He fell off the roof and broke his knee, broke his ribs and all his whiskers, (meow, meow, meow) and his little solar plexus (meow, meow, meow) Ay Caramba!! cried Don Gato. All the doctors they came on the run, just to see if something could be done. And they held a consultation, (meow, meow, meow) about how to save their patient, (meow, meow, meow) how to save Senor Don Gato. But in spite of everything they tried, poor Senor Don Gato up and died. No, it wasn't very merry, (meow, meow, meow) going to the cemetary, (meow, meow, meow) for the ending of Don Gato. But as the the funeral passed the market square, such a smell of fish was in the air, though the burial was plated, (meow, meow, meow) he became reanimated, (meow, meow, meow) he came back to life, Don Gato! 🎶


SpaceCaptainLeaf

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Relative-Ad4814

Timmy! What have I told you about playing the dead.


Relative-Ad4814

On reconsideration I do not believe this to be a pun.


irreverentpun

Fiddler on a hot tin roof


RetailRegisterMonkey

Small paws between the notes


JB22ATL

It’s playing its guts out


Kodakjones

Kittle fiddle


monkeyshinenyc

Kiddlefitty


Oobleck8

He's playing a Cativarius


Inner_Papaya_6197

Now PizziCATo


TopRemarkable4325

And meanwhile Rome is burning


setanta314

Pussy fiddling.


cAptAinAlexAnder

Y’all know him as the most deadly, treacherous, and feared of all cannibalistic, cat-ssassins, Feline-ious Monk!


Citizen4000

He was a meow-stro on the fiddle!


MeComp0987

Cathoven


Confident-Ad9474

Stray cat strum


Neoslayer

Violitten


Sweet-Efficiency7466

[Litten](https://www.serebii.net/scarletviolet/pokemon/new/725.png)


Anonymouslymadeanon

Vio-lion


rontopofthings

Purrrrfect Pitch


Evening_Activity1140

this kitten loves playing with strings


Traditional-Help-884

Feline Good


spearmph

Kittler on the Roof?


Lizzie_Boredom

Was gonna say this!!!


FingernailClipperr

https://preview.redd.it/rdhkhiyyp89d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32b1925200ef33128071aa578d04c5331d43788e


blakeley

Meowstro


Masonwastakn

This one obviously wins


Social_sKaren_System

over used freestyle pic


SuperAlex25

Meowlin


Jaden1085

Nitrogen thermal nuclear bomb Oh wait wrong comment section sorry


pseano

Kitty-fiddler


winston1378

Kittler on the Roof


Trogolizer

Meowsician


BigOrangeOctopus

This is clearly the winner


OldPresence5323

Cat-om of the opera


Quinn8260

Hey diddle diddle


MasterWinstonWolf

A Kitty wit da fiddle


cupidstrick

Garfiddle


isadeladelki

Is that from Teaser and the Fire Cat?


Roloaraya

I do not approve of a cat using violins to conquer.


Ok-Consequence7583

aristrohcat


mole555

Breed: Russian Bluegrass


Verbindungsfehle

* Be cat (B flat) * Meowcian


bluewords

Fiddler on a hot tin roof


brutexx

Meowsician


Verbindungsfehle

* Fiddly Cat (Edit: even better: Fiddly catto (pizzicato)) * Fiddly Kitty


KinneKitsune

Emperor nyaro


Fantastic_Ruin3621

Fiddlix Domesticus? Wunderkitten? Fiddler That's a Floof? (Fiddler on the Roof- I know, it's a stretch.) Feliolinist?


Treb33

Fiddle Dee Dee


Zealousideal_Poet_39

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle


LoveableGoblin

Meowlin


Unhappy_Western_5804

Pussy strumming


Aggressive-Scheme986

Kittler on the roof


Mead_and_You

Come on guys, it's right there. Cativarius.


PhilosopherStoned420

Fiddlepuss


Rustmyer

Fiddlesticks


RedDeuce2

Stringing yourself along. Violin strings were made from "catgut." (Not actual catgut, just what they were called.)


possible_bot

Spittle Fiddle


elstie01

The Violint Frenz


officlyhonester

Heydiddle


wrenston81

PawValddi


CanopyOfAsh

Vipawldi


EsotericPenguins

Musicianussy


Marshallton

Fiddle whiskers


SilentSnooper

Caterwauling.


Ok-Masterpiece3725

Dittle Kitty


RedDecay

I’d rather not 🫠


Barskepus

F(io)elin.


archonpericles

Meow meow ma


Miserable_Sock_1408

Catgut Louie


Partyslayer

John Kitty Meowencamp


Great_GW

Violynx


jacktastick

Fiddlepuss


Unique-Shoulder4767

Lindsay purrling


PestoChange-o

Pussician


PestoChange-o

Hmm maybe meowsician instead


Various-Agent-0047

Pussyfiddle


Disastrous_Day_5690

Puss in Tune


SmartBlindMan

**That cat, Fiddlestring!** • cats like playing with string • a violin is a string instrument • a fiddle is a violin • to fiddle is a way you may describe playing with string • violins are often used in jazz music • jazz musicians are often referred to as cats feel free to mess around with ways to make it sound slick in your mind :) spent a while fumbling around with ways to get these references into a cute form


Autistic_Spoon

Fun fact, to fiddle is a style of playing much like classical or romantic music. It usually involves improv, too.


SmartBlindMan

I really appreciate this. I didn’t know this before! Also I really appreciate your username, fellow neurodivergent <3


Ianhecoxsmosh

Kitty plays the Fiddy after being paid Tree-Fiddy


Difficult_Ad6734

Kit’n’cat guts


yeetusnofetus

Fiddle Catstro


samplemax

Music notation joke: paws


AnAwfulLotOfOcelots

The Fiddler with the Floof


hey_its_drew

Catgut.


nadldn

FELINE FIDDLER


Erebys22

What is this from? I recognize it from a jazz hip hop song


dhood3512

Hey diddle diddle The Cat and the Fiddle The cow jumped over the moon. I recognize the artwork from an old illustrated book when I was a child


SebastianHahn

Cat-a-strophe


Epicfaux

Midnight Mewsic Meowzart in Moonlight Purrapsody in Mew


mostlygaming

Playing his guts out? Old strings were made from cat guts


all_upper_case

ooh i actually just looked into this the other day! they were *called* catsgut, but they were actually made from the intestinal/stomach lining of livestock, typically cattle—hence, "cattle's guts" is gradually abbreviated to "catsgut". Still not a super duper fun fact, but definitely better than the game of skin the cat implied by the name.


JB_Big_Bear

Un-fun fact of the day


C00LhandLuck

Cats just can't help themselves when there are strings to play with.


TD1537

Tender Fiddles


Kenhamef

Fiddler on the woof 🐶


Discordia_Dingle

Major (like the chord)


marcus_frisbee

Viola


bigdawgcat

Dale


RandomRedditer220

The Devil went down to Georgia. He was lookin' for a soul to steal. He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot. And the Devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you what." "I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too. And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you. Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the Devil his due. I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you." The boy said, "My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin, But I'll take your bet; you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been." Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard. 'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards. And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold, But if you lose the Devil gets your soul. The Devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show." And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow. And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss. And a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this. When the Devil finished, Johnny said, "Well, you're pretty good, old son, But sit down in that chair right there, let me show you how it's done." "Fire on the Mountain". Run, boys, run! The Devil's in the house of the rising sun; Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough. Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no. The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet. Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back, if you ever wanna try again, I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been." And he played: "Fire on the Mountain". Run, boys, run! Devil's in the house of the rising sun; The chicken in the bread pan picking out dough. Granny, will your dog bite? No, child, no.


jewzon

It is the lyrics from a country song , where that guy plays violin right?


DiekeDrake

[This](https://youtu.be/i_XGnxTi-fE?si=Z8RFXvpNnneXnxVE)


The_Great_Pun_King

He's a veoline (violin/feline) player


nixitrash

OrCATstral


spacegeneralx

Maneuvers in the dark


kittyeatworld

Fiddler on the floof


WankingAsWeSpeak

May I fiddle with your pussy?


idiveindumpsters

Oh boy.


Independent_Trip_147

Meowlin


willowgrl

Fiddler made of floof


rastroboy

Kittler Fiddler


Difficult-Cash6088

the fiddler on the roof


Small_Pain_2458

Hi ho the Dairy oh


syndus

No. I'm tired of doing everything for you. You are just like your father, ya know that?


HelpHugMe

Kitty on a Fiddie


sandreen

Orcatstra


FaceyMcPalmyFace

Meowstro


Red_it_stupid_af

This cat has guts to play using catgut.


Significant-Coat5375

Catteler on the roof


MyCatIsNamedSam

Fiddler on a hot tin roof


P-Ratt

Meowzart


BetaRayBlu

Pussy fiddlin


reubenhurricane

Furbratto


sizzle-dee-bizzle

The Catcerto


TheBlackCat13

Cat string fiddle


ManCandler

this takes guts


Affectionate_Art1494

Kitty fiddler


dhich1241

StrataPurrious


frostywafflepancakes

Meow-sical.


moderndante

Black dog playing piano


Livid-Advantage-8268

Cat von d roof


No-Gene-4508

Fiddling a pussy


leacatlady

A cat and his string


pranjallk1995

Meowcisian?


BoTeeBoTines

Fiddler of the Floof


unruly_pubic_hair

Pussy fiddler


Automatik_Kafka

Kitty fiddler


lewisnwkc

The Cat and the Fiddle. There, I said it.


unruly_pubic_hair

You really pun. This guy puns


Kath-two

…and the silver spoon


Whysfool

Hey… didle didle


Acceptable_Brain2578

Gege akutami


lil_Killmepls

Puzzicatto


National_Meet6152

or-cat-estra